Temple of Ranma's Sailor Senshi Seifuku

Posted: **Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:08 am**

AP Press Release for 7/14/2010

Google has today announced the acquisition of PCHeintz72 marketed as "the human fanfiction search engine" in a hostile stock takeover in order to better enhance their fanfiction search engine capabilities. When asked for comment Mr. Heintz said only, "Hostile stock takeover? What are you talking about I'm not even publicly listed!" When asked to elaborate we were unable to get further comment as Mr. Heintz was dragged off by approximately a dozen small green robots.

We then approached Mr. Eric Schmidt CEO of Google for his comments. He said, "We are very excited on our new acquisition. We hope Mr. Heintz will drastically increase our efficiency in this new niche but emerging field." When asked if the purchase of a person was legal Mr. Schmidt's response was, "Look at how Apple treats it's workers in China. I mean we're giving the guy a comprehensive dental plan and all the mayonnaise he wants. You know don't be evil and all that."

The FBI was later contacted by Mr. Heintz's family and reported as a missing person. An anonymous individual close to the case said, "We currently have no suspects but we are investigating numerous leads. The most promising is that individual fans of yaoi Twilight fiction want an index of their masterpieces." Offically however the FBI currently has no comment on the ongoing investigation.

Man I hope PC is found soon little green robots can be tricky. They keep moving my phone and making it say 'Droid'. My thoughts and prayers to his family!

Posted: **Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:27 am**

Name 1 thing that Google has taken that has not been loaded down with advertising? Just one.

Posted: **Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:50 am**

Hrmmm...so we'll see Adsense results whenever he completes a listing now? Heh what are those going to look like? With your most recent search it would give you back links to buy Plutonium, DNA testing, and DeLoreans I guess...

Posted: **Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:52 am**

Don't forget Family Planning and abortion clinics.

Posted: **Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:42 am**

Edits: Imageshack fail.

Posted: **Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:52 am**

That was hilarious, frice2000. I saw it in the other thread - I guess you had to move it or something?

Posted: **Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:54 am**

It was the wrong place for it.

Posted: **Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:10 pm**

Hmmm... I notice the article content has been changed, even if the overall story has not.

I'll add "the human fanfiction search engine" to the list of titles I've had affixed to me by forum members over the years.

hostile stock takeover

I have stock?

in this new niche but emerging field."

New? They are slow... I started this 9/5/2004.

I mean we're giving the guy a comprehensive dental plan and all the mayonnaise he wants.

Ick... Mayonnaise... At least I do not work for peanuts.

The most promising is that individual fans of yaoi Twilight fiction want an index of their masterpieces.

Going to be a lllllooooonnnnnggggg wait on that one... For vampires, I look no further than the Hellsing and Tsukihime animes, or the Forever KNight live action series some time back. Not even remotely interested in Twilight, comes across as lame.

I have actually been compiling a list of titles I've had bestowed upon me over the years in relation to listings... Lets see...

- 'The Sentient Fanfic Search Engine mk II' by several including WarpWizard on the Anifics forum and WarpWizard on his Live Journal

- 'Thermopyle II' by a couple in passing on the Anifics Forum.

- 'fic-ninja' by Alzrius on The Fanfiction Forum (TFF).

- 'Grand-Funk-Daddy of fiction searching' by Tuisto on the Temple of Ranma's Seifuku (Fukufics).

- 'god of archives' by lokasenna of The Fanfiction Forum (TFF).

- 'fanfic google' by Lanceavalon of The Fanfiction Forum (TFF).

- 'indispensable gentleman of the fanfic community.' by Tuisto on the Temple of Ranma's Seifuku (Fukufics).

- 'fic-search Maestro' by Tuisto on the Temple of Ranma's Seifuku (Fukufics).

- 'robotic nuclear oceangoing submarine of Fanfiction' by WarpWizard on his LiveJournal.

- 'the human fanfiction search engine' by frice2000 on theTemple of Ranma's Seifuku (Fukufics).

Oh... and not related to fan fiction searches or listings, but I've also been referred to as...

- 'The black hole of comedic humor' by either RedMenace or Nighthawk (can't remember which) on the Anifics Forum.

There was also a motivational drawing / poster / image that was made for me by foesjoe for a specific act on TFF 13 months ago. Kept a copy... not too far off the mark, considering we've never met.

Note the one by Lanceavalon, as considering this topic, it is the most appropriate.

EDIT:

Name 1 thing that Google has taken that has not been loaded down with advertising? Just one.

Heh... oddly enough, not in my partial updates, but in my full updates, several years ago as a joke due to a comment by a user on Anifics, I have a advertizing SIG on the bottom of my full listings in the attached files in my threads here and on Anifics. It is a quote from Mihoshi in Tenchi Muyo

Code: Select all: |\ /| /|_/| |\||-|\||-/|/| \\|\|//||/// _..----.._ |\/\||//|||| .' o '. |||\\|/\\ || / o o \ | './\_/.' | |o o o| | | /'-.._o __.-'\ | | \ ````` / | | |``--........--'`| '.______.' \ / `'----------'` 'But Kiyone, they all taste so good...' Mihoshi in 'Tenchi Universe' episode 6.

Posted: **Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:53 pm**

Forever KNight live action series

Oh yeah? I've never found a fanfic I'd consider 'good' from that series. They're all so grossly stereotypical especially considering the really downer ending from cannon.

Posted: **Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:37 pm**

frice2000 wrote:Oh yeah? I've never found a fanfic I'd consider 'good' from that series. They're all so grossly stereotypical especially considering the really downer ending from cannon.

No... I meant the *series*, not fanfiction for the series.

Posted: **Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:43 pm**

Ah...too bad was hoping you had some secret gold mine of competent fanfiction for that show. Speaking of Forever Knight ever see this series (theme song)? It's not so good, actually its pretty terrible, but still Nick Knight and Duncan Macleod together in a series was...interesting heh.

Posted: **Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:04 pm**

frice2000 wrote:Ah...too bad was hoping you had some secret gold mine of competent fanfiction for that show. Speaking of Forever Knight ever see this series (theme song)? It's not so good, actually its pretty terrible, but still Nick Knight and Duncan Macleod together in a series was...interesting heh.

Um... no... never seen that one before, and regrettibly no secret stashes of fan fiction for Forever Knight.

Posted: **Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:12 pm**

Spokavriel wrote: It was the wrong place for it.

Uh huh.

I'll have to take your word for it.

Posted: **Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:32 pm**

Think about it this way. Does it have anything to do with Ranma experiencing some of the hassles Usagi did with Chibi-Usa? Anything at all to do with children not yet born in present time returning to the past. Those are what that particular thread was for. I can't draw a connection can you?

Posted: **Thu Jul 15, 2010 10:21 pm**

Spokavriel wrote: Think about it this way. Does it have anything to do with Ranma experiencing some of the hassles Usagi did with Chibi-Usa? Anything at all to do with children not yet born in present time returning to the past. Those are what that particular thread was for. I can't draw a connection can you?

I normally don't respond to messages written to me in this manner and I don't intend to be terse, but with the exception of my posting of fan fiction, please don't attempt to read more into my writing than what's already there.

I quite literally will take your word for it on this topic. You know these things better than I do.

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