So much for stress.
Anyway, law enforcement posed as UPS until my mother's package was signed, at which point stuff happened. I can't say that I was surprised, even though I don't really understand why hemp oil would be illegal. Well, I understand the superficial connection to smoking cannabis, but not the justification for it.
So, yeah, an eventful morning.
EDIT: Wait, sorry, I was wrong. I checked to make sure, and it wasn't hemp oil: rather, it was straight-up THC or whatever. <_<