Temple of Ranma's Sailor Senshi Seifuku

DES (Pats Neko- on the head and says): "George, I am glad to see you too! But I must go give her a replacement Ice cream!" (DES points to Zapana and to the sign on the the cart {Free replacement ice creams for cones mysteriously sucked into or appear to be sucked into alternate dimensions...

*Zapana accepts the ice cream from DES with an "Arigatō" and balances them on one arm while she continues fiddling with Callista's death crystal with her other hand. She largely ignores the altercation and fourth-wall breaking going on close by.* Twenty-seven, twenty-eight... no, that's n...

*Calista gets his by the snowman sized hellfireball. Akuma frowns and send another one.* You can't call dibs on a death crystal it's first come first serve. Does that mean I can get it? *Callista gets disintegrated by the fireball, adding yet another stupid death to her tally. Zapana snatches her c...

*gets between Akuma and DES* Four for me, please! They obviously don't want any, so I'm taking their share!

*Zapana, watching from somewhere nearby, facepalms.*

Just so everyone knows, I'm calling dibs on Calli's death crystal.

Fortunately for me, I've never put much stock in evolution.

And don't give me that nonsense, fuzzball. Ice cream tastes are always relevant.

I'd rather you didn't anyway. I like the ice cream he sells.

Is this a bad time to mention that I have access to the Cosmic Plushie Forge?