Temple of Ranma's Sailor Senshi Seifuku

*Calista gets his by the snowman sized hellfireball. Akuma frowns and send another one.* You can't call dibs on a death crystal it's first come first serve. Does that mean I can get it? *Callista gets disintegrated by the fireball, adding yet another stupid death to her tally. Zapana snatches her c...

*gets between Akuma and DES* Four for me, please! They obviously don't want any, so I'm taking their share!

*Zapana, watching from somewhere nearby, facepalms.*

Just so everyone knows, I'm calling dibs on Calli's death crystal.

Fortunately for me, I've never put much stock in evolution.

And don't give me that nonsense, fuzzball. Ice cream tastes are always relevant.

I'd rather you didn't anyway. I like the ice cream he sells.

Is this a bad time to mention that I have access to the Cosmic Plushie Forge?

I don't do birthdays, so the best you'll get out of me is a "Congratulations for surviving one more year."

*yelling from inside another store* Accept no substitutes!

*ducks her head out of a shop* I'm sorry, what's going on again? I got distracted by SALES.