It's a bit late and this fic has been up for a couple weeks, but i wanted to post when we got back....
http://www.fukufics.com/fic/windborn_ch2.htmWindborne
A Ranma Sailor Moon fic thingy.
By Josh Temple
Naturally, I own neither Sailor Moon nor Ranma. So here's the disclaimer
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Chapter 2 – Things that Find their own Level
"You have any idea what Mom's up to?" Ranma asked as she looked at her reflection once more.
"Nothing good, I'm sure," Wolf sighed as he lay on the floor at the foot of Ranma's bed.
"Likely " Ranma agreed before she picked up a hair brush. Her mother was right, it was nice to have hair this easy to take care of. Especially when it looked so good with just a little effort. She paused, wondering where exactly that thought came from.
"Look at what you're wearing." Wolf said. "Frankly, I'm amazed you put on the dress she gave you without any fuss."
"It's a good dress," Ranma said as she twirled in front of the wolf, causing the minimal petal-like skirting to flare up. "There's none of that formal, overly-girly, or puffy nonsense that Mom normally tries to get me to wear."
"Doesn't that worry you?" Wolf asked.
"I'm hoping she's showing some sense," Ranma said as she crossed her arms over her chest. This action provided more cover than the top of her partially-translucent strapless dress.
"Sense.... do you see your mother having that?" Wolf asked.
"She's okay with me wearing stuff I like, now," Ranma pointed out.
"That's because you like things like what you wore at the Tendo's last week," Wolf reminded. He then muttered about his queen's spell cluttered brain.
"So?"
Wolf shook his head. Maybe it was better if his queen went this way. "Look, your mother, of all people, gave you a skimpy, even for you, deep green and silver dress. For what she said was a special night. Are you sure you have no idea what she's planning?"
Ranma paused in thought for a moment as she tilted her head. She then shrugged her shoulders and absently resumed brushing her hair.
Wolf continued. "She suggested you turn your makeup up a notch and spend extra time on your hair...."
Ranma paused once more in her brushing and looked at Wolf's reflection in the mirror.
"Mom's planning on taking me out to pick up guys? Ewww, gross..." Despite the distaste on her face, Ranma resumed brushing.
Wolf gave her a sideways look. "Do you really think your mom's the type of person to take the queen to a bar to pick up a husband?"
"No... I'm sure she'd find someone she finds manly and set him up on a date with me," Ranma absently noted.
"And the lady wins! Let's tell her what her prize is!" Wolf laughed.
Ranma blinked and considered herself in the mirror. Staring at her reflection and how "prettied up" she was, the realization of what Wolf had hinted about hit her like a two-by-four to the head. "Oh no.... She wouldn't!" Ranma stopped brushing and looked at Wolf. "Gah! What am I doing?"
"You just said she would," Wolf smirked.
"I did say that." Ranma blinked, and then cast a quick spell to apply her makeup. She gave herself one last check. "If Mom thinks she can make me date some guy she's got another thing coming," Ranma said as she stormed out of her room.
"But... you still.... I mean why get all prettied up?" Wolf asked in confusion as he followed his queen.
"Nothing wrong with looking good when I dump the guy," Ranma smirked as she fluffed her poofy hair.
"Uh... I guess that's..." Wolf shrugged. "No it's still too girly," Wolf sighed. He wondered if it was the mind magic, the fairy body's hormonal urges, or Ranma's own ego and vanity.
"You're the one that wanted me to be a fairy queen," Ranma said to Wolf as she strutted proudly into the kitchen where Nodoka was washing some dishes.
"Oh hello, dear," Nodoka smiled as she looked up from a teacup on the drying rack.
"Mom, I'm not going on a date with some guy," Ranma said firmly while crossing her arms over her chest.
"But... you're date's here," Nodoka noted. "I was just about to call you down...."
Ranma paused in horror. "Ahh! I'm not ready!" she cried putting her hands to her face dramatically. "I should never have used that cheap makeup spell!" she lamented as she ran back up to her room. Once there she would complain about how much she hated that "round off the edges" spell... while redoing her makeup
Wolf blinked. "Hey you said..." He looked over to Nodoka with a raised eyebrow. "You did that on purpose."
"What ever do you mean?" Nodoka innocently asked.
"Yeah... not like you made Ranma do that," Wolf shrugged.
"I do hope she likes him," Nodoka smiled. "He does seem to be my daughter's type."
"Type?"
"Yes, honorable, brash, direct, and a martial artist. Though I admit their first date was something less than impressive," Nodoka's voice quieted. "He tried to paint a good picture of their date, but it was clearly something that bored my daughter."
"This isn't her first date with a guy?" Wolf asked. He was now very
curious about the type of guy Ranma would have dated before.
"This will be her first after destiny found her," Nodoka dabbed her eyes. She could guess why Ranma had broken it off with this nice young man, but now Ranma could be with him again.
"Maybe that's why she's like this," Wolf mumbled. He continued to wonder who Ranma had dated when still human. Ranma never told him that story.
Several minutes later Ranma bounded back down the stairs. She looked the same to Wolf, but Nodoka gushed over how wonderful she looked.
"Good luck," Wolf said.
Ranma's smile died on her lips when her date entered the kitchen. It had taken remarkable self-control for him to stay quiet and wait... but the dam had burst. He was a handsome man, and was wearing a nice suit that was cut well. He did not look like a young executive or some kind of agent. Instead he projected a sense of wealth and nobility. This matched well with the... eccentric look to his eyes.
Nodoka smiled. He looked much better in the clothes she picked out for him than what he originally wanted to wear. "Surprise! Aren't you happy Ranma? You can have your boyfriend again."
The relatively vapid expression cleared and was replaced by total disgust. "But... No! I never dated him!" Ranma's eye twitched and her fists started to glow.
"Oh... I'm sorry. I must have misunderstood him during our conversation." Nodoka blushed in embarrassment.
"'Tis not true my fairy goddess. We had a wondrous date where I gave you that curious weapon as a gift," Kuno beamed as he held a bouquet.
. "Oh yeah... the wishing sword." She turned to Nodoka. "It's not like that, Mom! It was one date! I was trying to get something that would cure me."
"Oh my... what a misunderstanding," Nodoka gasped. "But he seemed so like you." And manlier too, she thought.
"He's not!" Ranma grumbled. "Hey... how'd you know I was a fairy?"
"It is as obvious as your beauty. You are an unearthly goddess and I now see your glamours for what they are," Kuno stated.
"I don't have my glamour up, do I?" Ranma sighed. She hated it when she forgot to cast that spell.
"Indeed," Kuno said giving the illusion of participating in the conversation. "I am heartened by your changes. You have become beyond any doubt glorious. You truly could be queen of the fairies," Kuno bowed and presented the bouquet he held.
Despite herself, Ranma numbly grabbed the roses. "That's... that's... the most perceptive thing you've ever said to me."
"You actually are Titania!" Kuno exclaimed.
"How do you know about her?" Ranma asked incredulously.
"The Bard. He wrote 'A Midsummer Night's Dream.' I had always suspected that there was truth to his great works." Kuno smiled with the deranged certainty of a paranoid man who found out that the CIA really did put a chip in his brain.
"Oh yes... that play. About Titania and the other fairies," Nodoka noted. "Well, I'm sure you can start talking about that on your date. Unless you don't want to go with him."
"I am not dating him," Ranma stated, still holding the flowers.
"I understand," Nodoka nodded. "I'm sorry for the confusion. Of course, you don't have to go-"
"Oh my love!" Kuno said suddenly hugging the petite fairy. "There is no need to be coy! You have accepted your destiny to be queen. Accept my destiny to be yours."
"No way!" Ranma shrieked as she shrunk down to fairy-size and escaped his grasp, the flowers dropping onto the floor. "I'm a guy you moron!" the tiny fairy said despite all evidence to the contrary.
"Let's say we have a good time tonight - heck maybe the evening even ends without me killin' you. What will you do next time I'm at school as a guy?" Ranma asked before returning to her human-size.
"I do not understand," Kuno stated with a slightly confused look.
"You know... my other body? Black hair, jumps high, punches you really hard, named Ranma."
"The Foul Sorcerer!"
" Sorcerer? Me?" Ranma laughed. "Please, I'm made from magic."
Kuno puzzled over the facts presented before him. "Clever, you used the guise of a man to test my love for you, knowing that if I persisted, our love was meant to be!"
Ranma stared at Kuno for a few heartbeats, watching as the certainty of his suggestion as it wrote itself in his eyes. She wasn't exactly sure where Kuno got the bizarre idea from, but as far as Kuno went, she was now sure of something else.
"You're stupider than I thought." Ranma shook her head. "It had nothing to do with you."
Kuno nodded and gave the impression that he was actually thinking. "I see! You used that form to help hide among the mortals." He bowed again. "Please forgive me for ever attacking you while you tried to remain hidden."
"No... that's not it either," Ranma sighed. "Never mind then. At least you finally figured out I'm Ranma Saotome."
"Can you change into your... other form or did the emergence of your true identity free you from it forever?"
"I was a guy," Ranma said crossly.
Kuno gave Ranma a measured look, as if he were sizing up an opponent.
His brow furrowed, like waves on a beach, as he processed the new-found
information. He gave a sharp nod of the head, as if he came to an
absolute conclusion.
"The heavens have decreed you to be a queen. Truly a gift," Kuno said with a smile. Ranma stared back stupidly at the well-dressed man.
"Speaking of gifts, wait until you hear where he is taking you," Nodoka interjected.
"Mom, I'm not going on a date with Kuno. Not even for free food," Ranma shook her head in disgust. "Where did he think he was gonna take me, anyway?" She asked, purely out of idle curiosity, of course.
Nodoka gave a tiny smile. It was good that Kuno had picked this location. Of course she originally thought it was going to be a reunion between the two, but this could still work.
"We're going to Sushi-dokoro Mori," Kuno beamed. "When I told Mori-san about my date he was most pleased. I can assure you a most amazing experience. He truly is a master of his craft."
Ranma blinked. "You... know the chef at that ritzy sushi place?"
"Of course, even a noble such as myself has to eat," Kuno smiled. "As do queens I believe."
"Figures. How come our last date was so lame then?" Ranma asked critically.
"I thought something less formal would win you over more. I am sorry, my love. It is most fortunate that your mother ran into me and explained the error of my ways."
"I'm already dressed up, and I am hungry." Ranma paused in thought. "No... no way."
"I can assure you that Kuno's... exuberance will be perfectly contained. He'll be a perfect gentleman," Nodoka promised.
"Really.." Ranma skeptically deadpanned. "You can promise he'll be good?"
"Perhaps the queen wants a chaperone," Wolf joked. He figured it was fine for him to talk, especially around this loon.
"Your familiar brings up a good point," Kuno agreed without missing a beat. "You are royalty, and despite my own considerable honor I would understand if you felt the need for escort during an outing."
"You... you're not surprised that the wolf suddenly talked?"
"Should I be?" Kuno asked.
"I can come with you if you insist," Nodoka offered.
"Yeah... that way it's not a date," Ranma muttered.
"Never mind that you're wearing a killer dress or that you spent over an hour getting ready," Wolf mumbled.
"You promise no funny business?" Ranma asked, ignoring the wolf.
"On my word as a samurai, my dear Ranma," Kuno said.
"Well..." Ranma summoned a glamour and made herself look human again. "Hey you called me Ranma."
"That is your name is it not? Or was that just a pseudonym for your time hiding among mortals?" Kuno asked.
"No, it's Ranma. You're right," the fairy queen waved her hands. "So, how good is this place?"
"Mori-san is without peer in his artistry," Kuno assured. He turned to Nodoka. "Will you be joining us? It would be a great honor to sit with the mother of my love."
"I will... that is if my daughter is willing to take your offer," Nodoka said, relieved that she was wearing her good fairy kimono.
"I guess it can't hurt," Ranma said as she stepped forward. "And if it does, it'll be your pain," she warned in a cold tone. Ranma was relieved to see Nodoka pick up her sword.
"Of course," Kuno said as he took his date's hand.
Ranma's first instinct was to pull away but Kuno's grasp was surprisingly gentle. "Oh okay then." She turned to.. someone who was definitely not her date. "I didn't pretty up for you. I did it because... because... I wanted too. Yeah, that's it!"
"Absolutely, I would expect no less than for a queen to revel in her own beauty," Kuno agreed.
"Wonderful!" Nodoka exclaimed as she put Ranma's bouquet into a vase and refreshed her own glamour.
"Yeah, yeah," Ranma said as she was led to the door. She paused to put on her geta. A whining behind her got her attention. She smirked at Wolf. "I don't think they'll allow 'dogs'."
"Your familiar wants to come, my Ranma?" Kuno asked.
"Big oaf loves fish," Ranma commented.
"Shame, we can't have him with us though," Nodoka noted.
"Nonsense, I already reserved a more private section of the restaurant. Mori-san was most excited by my news. Doubtlessly, he will accommodate," Kuno assured.
Ranma weighed the options. She could punish Wolf, or add another person and make this less of a date. "That's great! I'm glad we can bring him."
"Anything you want, my dear," Kuno assured, as he put on his own shoes. "Oh the angels will write the glory of tonight, and our fates will be forever intertwined." He said as the group left the Saotome residence.
"Stop talking, Kuno. You're wrecking things," Ranma sweetly said as she dug her nails into his hand.
Nodoka smiled. She knew things would work out.
***************
"You went on a date with Kuno?" Akane asked... incredulousness creeping into her voice.
Ranma blinked. "You already asked me that question. Six times."
"And I'll keep asking it until I get a sane answer," Akane glared. She heard the rumor that Ranma had gone on a date with Kuno, but dismissed it. Kuno was full of insane delusions. Akane thought she and her friend could have a good laugh about Kuno's insanity and then move onto some sparring.
"Oh... well about that..." The fairy queen nervously coughed. "It's not that simple."
"What, did that stupid box replace your brain with glitter?" Akane inquired.
"No," Ranma sighed and started to pace the dojo. "Look, it was my Mom that setup the date."
"That's horrible!"
"You have no idea."
"You must have been really mad at her," Akane noted.
"I can't be. That's the worst part, Akane. Mom didn't set me up on a blind date with Kuno... well she did, but she thought she was setting me up on a surprise date with someone I liked but was too afraid to pursue. She was trying to help," Ranma smirked morosely.
"So?"
"And that makes it hard to get mad at her. She was being all nice and everything. She wasn't setting me up with a guy against my wishes. She was surprising me," Ranma clarified.
"She set you up with Kuno, and you are not mad?" Akane asked in a careful and precise tone.
Ranma nervously fluffed her bangs. "I'm kinda, but... I can't... she's trying to be helpful... and it makes her so happy to think she's helpful. It's really hard to get mad. You know what I mean?" she absently babbled.
"But she made you date Kuno!" Akane knew Nodoka had to have forced Ranma to go on the date... somehow.
"Well... no... " Ranma blushed. "She apologized when she found out the truth, and offered to call off the date. Well, she was interrupted by Kuno, but she said enough."
"You still went?"
"She's trying to help me." Ranma stated, again. She hoped her... friend would understand. Right now, she needed Akane as a friend, not something... else. "What would you do if Kasumi set you up on a blind date with Kuno in the intention of helping you? What would you do?"
"I certainly wouldn't go on the date!"
"And hurt Kasumi's feelings in the process?" Ranma inquired, pointedly.
Akane paused. "But... with... Kuno...."
"See? It isn't so easy, is it?" Ranma gave a weak little smile.
"So you really went on a date? This would be real perverted... if it wasn't so awful" Akane shook her head.
"It wasn't really a date. Mom and Wolf were there."
Akane nodded in understanding. An outing as a group was not a date. That made more sense. "But...well... how was the date.. err.. outing?"
Ranma shrugged. "It was fine until mom started talking like Kuno."
"Fine? Talk like Kuno?" Akane asked, incredulousness back in her voice.
"The food was good. Really... really good," Ranma smiled remembering Mori-san's handiwork. He had been very proud to show off his craft and had made special seafood purchases for that meal. "It would have been better if something, anything, had gone wrong. But Mom was there keeping him 'honorable' It was kinda creepy."
"A controlled Kuno?" Akane asked. Incredulousness had been replaced by frank disbelief.
"I guess something did go wrong," Ranma considered. "He and Mom got along."
"They have something in common?" Akane asked.
"I didn't know Mom knew about 'the Bart' or 'Babe' or 'Bard' or something like that... Eh, he was some play writing guy. Mom spent a lot of time talking like Kuno does everyday."
"That's horrible," Akane gasped, a bit too theatrically.
"You know what's worse Akane?" Ranma inquired with a sigh.
"What?"
"When I asked what they were talking about, my mom said that we would have to work on my 'culture' ."
"You poor dear," Akane said sarcastically, "but she does think you're a queen."
"Yes," Ranma nodded. "'Course, she thought Kuno was very cultured."
"You poor dear."
Ranma looked at her delicate little hands. "You have no idea."
"Is she trying to force you on another date?"
"Thankfully no." Ranma allowed herself a small smile. "But I bet she has a list of 'eligible bachelors of noble birth' laying around somewhere."
"She's making you go on dates with other guys?" Akane wondered how much guilt power Nodoka had over Ranma.
"She's preparing herself for when I'm ready," Ranma sighed again.
"How do you feel about it?"
"It would be easier if she were forcing me. Then I could just tell her no and put my foot down, but she's trying to be so darn helpful... and understanding. She's waiting for me to 'come around'. "
"So she just assumes you're going to go all girl."
" 'Least she's being supportive," Ranma shook her head again.
"So where did you go?" Akane asked. She wanted to know what was worth a "date" with Kuno.
"Sushi-dokoro Mori," Ranma coughed.
Akane blinked. "That ritzy little sushi place down by the park? That was where you went?"
"Yeah. Really, really good food."
There was a crash at the door to the dojo. Ranma walked over and slid the door open. "Hiya Nabs! Wondered when you'd show up," Ranma laughed. Her antennae tipped her off on the spying, and she deduced the identity.
Nabiki quickly regained her footing. She looked the smaller girl-turned-fairy in the eyes, with an unsteady maniacal gaze. "You... went... where?"
Ranma smirked.
"It's good then? Kuno goes there a lot?" Akane asked.
"Yah, Kuno's a regular. Kinda creepy. He's friends with Mori-san. Course he spends enough to be real good friends."
"I should have known," Nabiki lamented.
"Guess we ate a fair bit. The old guy was practically crying by the end of the night," Ranma smiled.
"Kuno never took me there," Nabiki grumped.
"I'm not surprised," Ranma smirked. She turned to Akane. "There was another funny thing. All the other regulars were going on about how 'Kuno was right, and how he's not really crazy.' "
"I can't believe you got in. That place doesn't even have a sign. You have to know someone to get in," Nabiki shook her head.
Ranma raised an eyebrow. "I told you. I was taken by Kuno. Did you miss the part where I said Kuno was a regular? Kuno calls him Mori-san and Mori calls him Tatewaki-kun."
"I can't believe it. Not only do you go on a date with Kuno, but it's to that place," Nabiki sighed.
"Not my problem. I kinda expected him to blurt it to everyone he knew," Ranma sighed. "Least I had a good meal. Mom and Wolf had a good time too. That mutt sure does love fish."
"You took a dog into that place?" At least something that boneheaded was expected from Ranma.
"Mori-chan is a very smart man and knows a wolf when he sees one," Ranma corrected.
"Mori-chan?"
"Yes, he did seem very impressed with such a healthy young lady," Ranma smiled as she struck a pose.
"You really like using your body to get free stuff," Akane smirked. She stuck her tongue out. "Pervert."
"Oh, it wasn't free. Mori-chan was happy, but it was all on the tab," the fairy corrected as she stepped out into the back yard.
"I would have liked to see his face when he got handed the bill," Nabiki remark.
"Nabiki, Mori-chan's more discrete than that. You should know how finer eateries handle such things," Ranma smirked.
"Like you'd know anything." Nabiki bristled. "I bet you shoveled food down your gullet."
"With her mother right there? I doubt it," Akane said.
"Mori-san did his Art right in front of me." Ranma narrowed her eyes, and both the Tendo girls noticed the change in honorific and the implied capitalization. "I wouldn't insult him by just cramming myself. We had the whole evening for me to savor everything and get my fill, and he was real fun to talk to. Really liked showing off his work."
"Your mother must have been so proud," Nabiki remarked.
"Yes, I was," Nodoka sated as she stepped off of the Tendo house's back porch.
"That's good," Nabiki stated as she eyed the fairy-woman.
"Any luck with Pops?" Ranma asked.
"I'm afraid not." Nodoka sighed. "He's a very stubborn man."
"Just great," Ranma rubbed her temples. "What's the moronic plan him and Soun have cooked up? Akane becoming a guy? Or me marrying Soun?"
"Both I'm afraid," Nodoka lamented.
"He's going to keep bugging me isn't he?" Ranma asked.
"The only reason he's not out here now is because he's still strategizing with Soun," Nodoka reminded.
"Maybe Wolf's idea isn't so bad," Ranma proposed.
Wolf who had been napping in a spot near the koi pond, which was now missing a couple of fish, perked his ears and woke up. He trotted over to his mistress. "It was just a suggestion," he cautioned.
"Yeah, but who knows what moronic plan those two will come up with," Ranma said.
"Desperation would make them... rash," Nodoka agreed.
"Maybe Ranma gets drugged, put in a wedding dress, chained in cold iron, and wakes up at the altar," Nabiki wondered aloud.
"Hey! Don't give them ideas!" Ranma shuddered.
"Where would they get enough cold iron? It was hard enough to find the impact craters back in the day," Wolf mumbled.
"Well.. what could it hurt?" Ranma asked.
"What's this plan?" Akane asked.
Ranma smirked. "Pops and Mr. Tendo are full of weaknesses. Wolf and I came up with something that uses 'em to get them nice and outta the way."
"You could turn them into your fairy slaves and make them keep the house clean," Nabiki jokingly suggested.
"That can be arranged," Wolf said.
"Nah, no way I'm turning those two," Ranma shook her head.
"You can change others?" Nabiki asked.
"Of course she can," Akane said. "Look at Auntie Saotome. How do you think she became a fairy?"
"Oh yeah," Nabiki nodded as she chided herself for overlooking something so obvious..
"There you are... daughter," Genma sourly said as he and Soun walked out of the house. They had both been taking some "inspiration" to solidify their plans.
"What do yah want?" Ranma asked.
"You must marry a Tendo. However, your mother won't budge on this queen nonsense. So we have worked out a way for honor to be satisfied." Genma tried to inject some cheer into his voice.
"Lemmie guess: Marry Mr. Tendo or have Akane get cursed," Ranma sighed. She would not let Akane be cursed, and she'd sooner marry Kuno over Soun.
"Excellent my boy- er girl! We'll let you pick which one," Genma said as he gave Soun a hearty slap on the back.
Soun, for his part, darted his eyes around nervously.
"Father, this is the stupidest plan you've even come up with," Akane angrily stated. "I'll have no part of this insanity."
"Husband, I hardly find these prospects proper for a queen," Nodoka stated.
"We've been over this. Family honor is at stake," Genma replied.
"Yes... and Ranma did not start out as a queen."
Wolf looked up at Ranma and gave a slight whine. Ranma nodded. She would try their plan. She inhaled. "Sorry Pops, it's not so simple. You can't just engage the queen of the fairies to just anyone. There's a... procedure."
"This is family honor," Genma reminded. "You can't dictate terms to me. I am your father and you will obey me." He was cut off by a tiny glowing blur hitting him in the face. The few-inch fairy of fury circled around her target. Genma had size and strength but Ranma had speed, maneuverability and tiny glowing fists of doom. It only took a couple hits to bring him down.
"Are you going to listen to me?" Ranma asked as she flew above Genma's prone form. "I can keep this up yah know."
"Procedure?" Genma asked, as he nursed his bruised jaw. "You're already set to be engaged to a Tendo... Would you agree to a wedding date?"
Ranma steeled herself. "Yes. Provided you succeed in your quest."
"Quest?" Genma asked. "Why do I have to go on a quest?"
"You and Mr. Tendo," Wolf clarified. "You and Mr. Tendo are the ones proposing a suitor. You have to prove yourselves."
"There is nothing to prove! It's an issue of family honor!" Genma cried.
As Ranma narrowed her eyes a blue glowing nimbus formed around her. The assembled humans were shocked at just how menacing a fairy could look.
"Human family honor does not apply to a fairy, and certainly not to their queen. You should feel privileged that she is humoring your request out the goodness of her heart," Wolf stated.
"So... what's this quest?" Soun asked disarmingly, hoping that his youngest would not pummel him.
"You must bring me the silver chalice of Avalon," Ranma said from memory. She had asked Wolf for the most obscure and difficult to find artifact.
"What does it look like?"
Wolf gave a magic incantation and a scrap of paper fell to the ground. Soun gingerly picked up a copy of the only remaining image of the chalice.
"Are those real gems on the sides?" Genma asked after taking the piece of paper from Soun.
"Of course," Wolf stated, vaguely insulted.
"Where is it?" Soun asked.
"If we knew it would hardly be a worthy quest to win a queen's hand," Wolf smirked.
"So all we have to do is find it and bring it back here?" Genma asked.
"Well... it's a rare item. Rumored to be full of restorative power. Wherever it is will be booby trapped or protected by... something." Wolf finished with a fanged smile.
"Not afraid are you Pops?" Ranma taunted. "This should be a snap for you guys. You guys took magical stuff all the time back in the day. Maybe it'll even cure your baldness. Restorative powers and all that."
"You have a point," Genma nodded. "And we could... keep the item once we've gotten it?"
"Sure," Ranma said.
"Though once they get it Ranma will be a blushing bride," Nabiki reminded.
"Of course," Ranma forced a smile. Wolf promised on his life that those two would never find it.
"Then it's done," Genma exclaimed as he grabbed Soun. "Come old friend, we must begin our quest at once."
"Yes, we must assure that the schools will be united," Soun agreed.
"You're falling for this?" Nabiki asked, only to get elbowed in the ribs by Akane. "What'd you do that for? If they get this thing you'll have to become Ranma's husband."
Ranma landed on Akane's shoulder and whispered something into her ear. A satisfied smile grew on Akane's face and she nodded in agreement.
"Now, now Nabiki, a quest is perfectly proper," Nodoka said. "It will prove that Soun or someone of Soun's choosing is a worthy suitor for my daughter."
"Glad to hear we're finally in agreement," Genma said. He turned to Ranma. "And don't think I don't know what you're up to. You think we'll give up on this quest. Your arrogance will get you in a wedding dress."
"If you guys get the chalice. I'll marry whoever you choose," Ranma promised.
"I'll remember that," Genma noted. "We must be going, Soun. Hurry!"
"But what about supplies?" Soun asked as he was dragged through the house.
"We'll get them on the road, just like in the old days," Genma assured as he pocketed the image of the chalice, and led Soun out of the house.
"My goodness," Kasumi said as she entered the kitchen and put down the groceries. "Father and Mr. Saotome left in an awful hurry." She walked to the back porch to find the rest of the household. "Did I miss anything?"
"Ranma sending Father on a quest to win her hand in marriage," Nabiki deadpanned.
"Well, Miss Windgates would make a lovely mother," Kasumi smiled.
"Um... thanks Kasumi. I'm flattered but... " Ranma sighed, and returned to human height.
"You should be happy," Akane said as she patted her friend on the shoulder. "They'll be out of your hair."
"Aren't you worried about the possibility of having to get cursed and marrying Ranma?" Nabiki asked.
"I don't see that as a problem." Akane looked from Nabiki to Ranma and then chuckled.
Nabiki shook her head. There were several things that could mean. Especially given the rumors about her sister's... tastes and exactly how much of a tomboy she really was. "So Ranma, does this chalice even exist?" Nabiki asked.
"Yes. I wanted them to go after something impossible like a phoenix tooth, but Wolf said that wasn't fair," Ranma shrugged.
"So how much of a chance do they have? Where is it?"
"I dunno. I've never seen this chalice and have no idea where it is," Ranma said telling the complete and utter truth.
"You're up to something," Nabiki said.
"Well of course," Ranma rolled her eyes. "I just gave those two nimrods a way to get total power over who I marry."
"You're okay with this?" Nabiki asked Nodoka.
"Why not? A queen should have high standards, and be able to settle situations diplomatically. You did great, Ranma," Nodoka said, hugging her daughter.
"Thanks Mom," Ranma said as she returned the hug. "Maybe I can get the hang of this fairy stuff."
"I'll start lunch," Kasumi said.
"Mind if I help?" Nodoka asked. "I can explain what happened just now."
"That'd be delightful," Kasumi said as they went back into the house.
Nabiki wanted to say something like: I'll figure out what you're up to. However, Wolf's amused and predatory gaze dissuaded her. Nabiki honestly did not want her father and Genma to find that chalice. Neither Akane as a guy or Ranma as her mother appealed to her. She would keep an eye on things, but now was not the time to act. She excused herself and walked to her room.
It was now just Ranma, Akane and Wolf.
"That was a... risky thing you did," Akane stated.
"Not really. Wolf helped me come up with a fool-proof plan," Ranma said as she petted the wolf.
"With fools like those two, we needed one."
"I just can't believe we finally got them off of our backs," Akane said as she leaned on a porch column.
"Yeah, all it took was me becoming a fairy," Ranma grumbled.
"Maybe after lunch we can finally spar," Akane said. "I'd like to see more of that glowing fist thing. That was really cool."
"It's just something to cover for my weaker body," Ranma blushed.
"I'm serious, and you going all tiny. It makes you really hard to hit."
"Hmm... you may have something there." Ranma nodded. "I was just as strong in that tiny form as this human-size one."
"I can teach you more attack spells," Wolf offered.
"Sure, why not," Ranma agreed.
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Ranma wandered down a street lost in her thoughts. The wolf walking next to her stopped trying to engage her in conversation. As they rounded a corner the fairy's introspection was abruptly shattered.
"My luminous queen, what ails you?" Kuno asked after studying the girl. He could sense that there was something amiss. His love was not her normal sparkling self.
"Oh... I just had a talk with Ucchan," Ranma sighed as she looked up at Kuno.
Wolf tilted his head, and wondered if anyone had ever called Ranma luminous before.
"The restaurateur friend of yours," Kuno nodded. "I hope the problem was not too grave."
"Well... that's the thing... I'm not sure. I think she's still my friend. Eh, like you care," Ranma dismissed.
"In spite of my obvious popularity, there are few that I can count on as close confidants," Kuno admitted.
"Uh.... right," Ranma hesitantly said. It was better when Kuno was completely deluded. This honesty stuff was starting to creep her out. "Well... I don't know. I told Ucchan what happened and she asked why I wasn't looking for a cure. Then it started to get.... to get...."
"Awkward?" Wolf offered. He remembered how the restaurant's temperature suddenly dropped and Ukyou's eyes hardened.
"Yeah, that's it," Ranma nodded. "Real awkward. I didn't even get lunch."
"Perhaps you should go back," Kuno suggested, helpfully. "Keep working at the problem."
"Maybe..." Ranma froze realizing what she was doing. "No! I won't. Thanks for the advice but..." She then smiled nervously.
"Would you care for some lunch then?" Kuno offered.
"What? Do you know another chef around here?" Ranma joked.
Kuno paused and started to think. "I do know of a cafe nearby. I must regret that they do not have lunch fare. However, their pastries are quite ingenious."
"Really?" Ranma's eyes widened in interest.
"What's with you two and food?" Wolf asked. He wondered exactly how sugary these pastries would be. Though Ranma seemed to be able to handle her sugar.
"It is a daily requirement, and it behooves people of our societal standing to be familiar with proper culinary creations," Kuno explained.
"Yeah... what he said," Ranma smiled as she cast a spell. It was a minor thing. Her makeup was refreshed, her hair was poofed a bit more, and her clothing became a tad more formal and revealing.
"You're going on another date with Kuno?" Wolf asked in shock.
"It's not a date. We're hungry."
"Indeed," Kuno nodded. "Fear not canine familiar, this is no true date, but simply a casual outing. Even so I would expect no less than your escort."
"Gonna pay off the owner?" Ranma asked as she followed Kuno to the cafe.
"Of course, my dear lady."
"This place better be good," Ranma cautioned.
"You will be the judge of that," Kuno said. They crossed the distance and arrived at the cafe shortly. Kuno talked the hostess and at Ranma's request got a table in front of the establishment under an eave.
"Oh.... hmm...." Ranma muttered as she looked over the menu. It was an appealing, yet bewildering selection.
"Would you like some help?" Kuno asked.
"Sure," Ranma said.
Kuno nodded and flagged down a waitress.
Wolf lifted his head up and watched the fairy queen chat with the server. Eventually, Ranma made up her mind, by ordering every item that she had any desire to taste.
"Your magical body is certainly... energetic," Kuno remarked as he sipped the tea he was just served. Still, his fairy queen had ordered less today than during their last date... so far.
Ranma blinked and then nervously giggled. "Yeah... that's it." The first part of the redhead's order arrived. She almost frowned at the care and skill that went into the pastries before her. She delicately picked up an eclair and gently consumed it. The downside to this fancy stuff was that she had to be careful when eating.
Kuno smiled at the giggle. Seeing his love become more at ease in his presence was heartening, as was her blooming femininity. "So your friend cannot see the truth of your new life?"
"I guess," Ranma sighed as she put down a pastry. "She can't believe that I'm not trying to get a cure. Heck, it took her a while to even believe I was Ranma. I thought Kuno was dense."
Ranma's companion raised an eyebrow. "I'm right here, Ranma," he said in an almost sane voice.
"Yeah... well you figured it out quick," Ranma blushed, wondering if free food was worth this. " 'Course me being some fairy queen fits in with your nutty mind."
"You've always been a queen in my mind and heart," Kuno agreed.
"Figures," Ranma said before nibbling on something flakey and full of chocolate. "This must be some kinda dream for you ain't it?"
"Nay, I always strive to keep up with current events so I can aid the emperor whenever needed."
Ranma blinked. "What?"
"I do have a responsibility," Kuno stated.
"Right," Ranma deadpanned as she resumed eating.
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"Thank you for the meal," Ranma said, energetically "It was really good!" she cheeringly babbled, in addition, as she was led to the door to her house.
"Truly, it was a treat to enjoy your company," Kuno agreed.
"Yeah... " Ranma smiled dreamily. She looked up at the taller teen.
Wolf shook his head. He forgotten just how much of an effect sugar had on fairies, especially the more magical ones. He remembered the one time Titania the First got so hopped up on sugar that she....
Wolf's and Kuno's eyes widened. However, unlike the canine, Kuno got over the surprise at what had started out as a simple dry kiss and joined in. Ranma broke the embrace with a giggle nearly skipped back a step.
Kuno froze. "Very enjoyable," he eventually stated after his brain reengaged. Like, like something out of my dreams. He thought before correcting himself. No. This was better than anything I could have imagined, and it was real. I did it! Kuno thought triumphantly.
"Glad you had fun! Bye Tachi-chan!" Ranma laughed as she opened the door and went inside.
"Least she didn't go as far as her predecessor," Wolf mumbled as he followed Ranma into the house.
Kuno absently nodded and wandered back home. A goofy and unstable grin adorned his face.
"Nice one," Wolf smirked.
"Huh?" Ranma asked as she removed her geta.
"What you did just now. I'm amazed you didn't glomp-tackle him or something," Wolf laughed. "Well... you did use tongue."
"I did?" Ranma asked horror creeping into her voice.
"Yes," Nodoka said, suddenly appearing, with a little smile. "It's okay dear, I understand." She was most pleased when she saw that kiss from the window.
"But... but..."
"It's good to see you back with the man you chose for yourself. I'm sorry if I caused problems before," Nodoka bowed slightly.
"I didn't choose him!" Ranma cried.
"Are you saying you're going out with this man against your will?" Nodoka fingered her sword. "Will we have to deal with him?"
"No!" Ranma shouted. "Well... he did try to wish for that a few times, but... a foot to the face changed his mind real fast"
Nodoka's face lit up. "He wanted to use a wish for your happiness? My daughter's so lucky!" she cried.
"Mom... that wasn't," Ranma blinked. She felt drained all of a sudden. She then noticed the tears coming down her mother's face. The sugary elation quickly left Ranma and she felt drained and depressed. However, empathy bloomed within her, and the fairy queen sniffed. "Mom... mom don't cry!" Ranma then ran to her mother and hugged her.
"It's okay daughter, whatever you want." Nodoka reassured as she stroked her daughter's hair. "It's your choice."
"Thanks," Ranma absently smiled, feeling sluggish from the sugar crash.
"Did you have a good date?"
"Mom! It wasn't a date We were just hanging out," Ranma pulled away from her mother. "I'm not that way with Kuno! I mean, this is Kuno!"
Nodoka's face turned serious. "Then it seems you need a lesson in how to act like a proper young lady. I will not have my daughter leading men on like some hussy! Not only a hussy but a woman with loose morals! You're a queen, Ranma and you have to have high standards and set a good example to your subjects!"
Wolf silently agreed. Though so far Nodoka was the queen's only subject.
Amazingly Ranma managed to pale. "What? What?"
"I watched your goodbye to that young man outside. I must say, daughter, for someone you don't care about, you almost mounted him on the lawn." Despite herself, Nodoka allowed a small, secretive, smile to form on her face.
"But... but... that..." Ranma blushed furiously, but she also knew somehow that if she had had just a bit more sugar that her mother's words might have become a reality.
"Sugar does make fairies more... excitable," Wolf interjected.
"Why the heck didn't you say so? What're you tryin' to do? Get me-"
"You've eaten some food with sugar before. I thought you weren't at risk," Wolf explained. "Turns out you just take a mess of sweets to get going."
"Even so..." Nodoka mussed. "I mean, I thought you did not want to be girly and feminine?" she asked her daughter.
Wolf snorted. "Yeah right. You should have seen her as soon as Kuno suggested they go out for lunch. Instant babe mode, including a makeup job and a new dress."
"Yes, I see that now," Nodoka nodded. "This isn't what you left home in, daughter. Why do you lie to me Ranma?" She then noticed her daughter fidgeting and panicked expression.
"I... well... I used to..." Ranma blushed. She did not know if she should tell her mother that she used to pretend to be a flirty girl just to get food. That might just make things worse.
Nodoka sighed and took her sword off her hip. "I'm sorry I ever said anything about being manly too you," She then reached out and hugged her daughter again. "I just want you to be happy."
"And grandchildren," Ranma giggled, before she could control herself.
"Yes and lots of grandchildren. Before you unlocked your fairy life I had come up with some plans," Nodoka confessed. "But now helping you with your new life is what's most important.
"Thanks Mom," Ranma smiled. "Just... don't force me okay. I really don't... I don't feel that way... we were just talking. That's all."
"I promise. I'll help you as best as I can," Nodoka agreed.
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"Did you two have a good time?" Kasumi asked as she served her guests tea. Ranma got it in a small cup with no sugar. She was still remembering the pastry incident a few days ago. Amazingly, Kuno had yet to try to force sweets on her. Wolf got his in a bowl with a bit of cream.
"Oh yeah," Ranma grinned. The tiny fairy then returned to her larger form, and sipped her tea. Her little body was incredibly maneuverable and fast. It had lots of potential.
"Good," Kasumi nodded. "It looked very.... colorful."
"Yeah, who knew this tiny body had a magical kick to it," Ranma agreed.
"I tried to explain it to you," Wolf grumbled.
"I'm amazed you didn't damage the lawn," Kasumi noted as she sat down herself. Father and Mr. Saotome were still on their quest and her little sisters were at school.
"I... er did..." Ranma blushed.
"Repairing that crater and growing back the lawn was good practice," Wolf reminded.
"How handy," Kasumi happily noted. Her voice was vapid but her eyes were alert.
"Yeah... I can't wait to try these attacks at full power," Ranma nodded. "It's not martial arts... but there's still somethin' cool about blowing stuff up."
"How is your martial arts going?" Kasumi asked after taking a sip from her own tea cup.
"Akane's been trying to help me but..." Ranma sighed. "This body's just not built for strength. I've got the flexibility and speed, but..."
"You fight better when you're little?" Kasumi asked.
"Yeah," Ranma nodded. "That's when my small size is an asset, and my speed's even more handy, but I have to use magic to make my hits count for anything."
"Like that time you pounded your dad," Wolf laughed.
"It's a real shame I missed that," Kasumi lamented.
"I'm sure he'll be back soon enough, empty handed and full of excuses," Ranma remarked.
Kasumi nodded. She wondered something about Ranma, and with it just being the three of them she could get her answer. "Is that a new dress?"
"Yes, it is" Ranma beamed. She quickly got up, twirled, and then silently cursed the "rounding off" magic.
"It's a lovely color. The blue really goes with your hair accents," Kasumi nodded.
"Thanks," Ranma smiled. She then looked down at herself and blushed as she sat back down.
"Something the matter?" Kasumi innocently asked.
"I... I hate this stupid mind magic!" Ranma cried as she looked at her manicured hands.
"I thought it just 'rounded off the edges'. You made it sound like mere valium," Kasumi remarked.
"I feel out of control. I'm changing into... this," Ranma said as she flicked one of her antennae.
"Want me to try lifting the mind magic a bit?" Wolf offered. "It won't do anything about your biology. You'll still have to deal with that of course."
Ranma narrowed her green eyes on the canine. "I thought you said you couldn't do that. That Titania's spell was too strong."
"I did, and it is, but I've been working on a way to weaken it. The spell won't be gone and I have no idea how much, if at all, it would weaken it," Wolf cautioned.
"Why?"
The wolf tilted his head.
"You want me to be a queen, why are you offering to take part of the stuff that makes me a queen?" Ranma asked skeptically, with a hint of hope.
"Majesty, you are my queen. I swore an oath. I cannot lie to you. I will do anything to help and protect you," Wolf stated looking Ranma square in the eye.
"Yeah... you never did try to use me, and you're up front about your agenda," Ranma muttered. "Okay fine. Do it."
"Yes," Wolf said as he sat on his haunches. He then stared Ranma in the eyes again.
"What are you-" Ranma was cut off by a splitting sensation in her brain. It then faded into a dull headache. "Ow! That had better work."
"You tell me," Wolf stated.
Ranma got up and twirled once more. She scattered glitter everywhere but refrained from giggling. "I... feel better already."
"I'm glad, Ranma," Wolf nodded.
I think I'm in control now. I can make decisions!"
"I thought you could before," Kasumi reminded.
"What do you want to do, my queen?" Wolf asked with a big grin. He was pretty sure his spell had an effect, but he was doubtful it was statistically meaningful. He just hoped that Ranma did not ask any further.
"Get ice cream," Ranma laughed. She knew it was risky. Sweets did have those side effects.
"Excellent choice," Wolf agreed. He had developed a taste for Tuna ice cream, lobster was not bad either, and he was just waiting for the chance to try mackerel.
"Are you going to the one Kuno happens to stop by?" Kasumi asked.
Ranma blinked at the eldest Tendo daughter for a heartbeat. "How... did you?" Ranma's face paled.
"Your best friend is my little sister," Kasumi giggled.
"Oh yeah..." Ranma coughed.
"Akane also told you about all the rumors at school," Wolf reminded.
"The school's always full of rumors," Ranma sighed, dreading her eventual return. Before Ranma went back, her mother wanted to make sure Ranma was okay with her change, and could handle school again.
"But some of them are true," Kasumi reminded, without saying which ones.
"Yeah, but at least I'm more in control," Ranma said.
"So we won't have to deal with a moping Goth fairy?" Wolf asked.
"Yeah, like I'd wear black leather and white face makeup," Ranma laughed.
"You really going to be okay?" Kasumi asked, putting a hand on the fairy's shoulder.
"Yeah... I think I am," Ranma smiled. She idly considered offering fairyhood to Kasumi, but dismissed it. It was too soon; she would ask later.
"Something still wrong?" Kasumi asked.
"Well... it's weird. I have Mom, Akane and Wolf, but there's still things I can't talk about with them," Ranma coughed again.
"Like?"
"Well, Mom and Akane... they get a bit funny when I talk about certain... things. They both have... engagements on the mind."
"Agendas you mean?" Wolf clarified. He wondered if Ranma was talking about what he thought she was. It made sense. There was no way someone could be that clueless. Hanging out was not just hanging out when it was with a boy and a girl, alone.
"Yeah that," Ranma nodded. "And Wolf, I trust you yah big hair-pile, but you're a wolf. I can't talk to you about some things."
"I... see?" Kasumi asked.
"Can you keep a secret? Will you?" Ranma's eyes darted nervously.
"Of course," Kasumi agreed. All someone had to do was imply what was being told to her was in confidence and she'd keep the secret. It was not her fault that so many people just assumed she kept secrets for everyone.
"Normally... I don't care about leading on a guy. The free food's worth it, but I'm... worried." Ranma sighed. "I think... I'm pretty sure... aww heck, I've got no idea what's going on in that big idiot's brain."
"It's not very nice to mess with people's feelings, Ranma," Kasumi cautioned.
"I don't know if I am. We're just hanging out, and he seems happy. I'm happy, but... I dunno. I'm sure it's just the food he buys me," Ranma sighed.
Kasumi leaned forward and ran her hand through Ranma's thick hair. "It's okay. You're not being mean. You're a young... you're young and your heart is in the right place."
"Kasumi! I don't wanna hear that!"
"I'm sorry, but you seem to have the situation in hand. It's not like you've actually done anything to lead this... person on. You're just two young people hanging out. I am worried about one thing. What if one of you is taking things more seriously than the other?" Kasumi asked.
"Well.... we just hang out, besides Wolf's always there and Mom's often there," Ranma stated. "Good to know nothing's wrong, and Akane was worried about me." the redhead shook her head in amusement.
"Always glad to talk," Kasumi agreed. She sipped her tea and thought. "Ranma, I was wondering.... Will fairy dust and happy thoughts really let you fly?"
"Huh?" Ranma asked.
Wolf sighed. "Get drunk one night and let slip an old fairy secret and look what they do with it."
"So it'll really work?" Kasumi asked her eyes lighting up.
"Sure, the hardest part is getting enough fairy dust, but Ranma's solved that issue," Wolf said.
"Hey! Umm.. this won't cause any side effects will it?" Ranma asked.
"Aside from temporary weightlessness? Nope." Wolf assured.
"Flying is one of the best parts," Ranma agreed. "Okay Kas, we can go flying."
"Great," Kasumi said as she got up. She looked down at herself and blushed. "Um... Ranma is it okay if I wear a dress while flying? I'm not nearly as daring as you."
Ranma sighed. "Yeah... I think you'll be fine, but if you want you can wear one of my old silk shirts and pants."
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