[IRC]Ranma's chaotic wish...

[Akuma-sama]

This is an extract from the IRC, saved for posterity and as a fic idea. It's too rich to pass up:
<Akuma-sama> Ok, This is scary: "Cynthia (SI char) gets a wish from Belldandy. She faints, but makes her wish while unconscious. She becomes a goddess. First job. She, Belldandy, Urd and Skuld all go to the Tendo Dojo, to grant wishes to the Tendo sisters and Ranma (who wishes for all of Nerima to sexchange). Later on Cynthia also becomes Sailor Sun..."
<Ataru> ...
<Princess_Herb> th as in "thing"
<Akuma-sama> Do I want to read this? HELL NO. XD
<Vasey> Why would a goddess need to become a sailor?
<Akuma-sama> good question.
<Ataru> Someone kill that person
<Otohime-Kaoru> BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<Gaijin_busy> Verthandi is used by both Columbia and Brittanica encyclopedias, so there are obviously different interpretations on the "standard romanization" used
<Vasey> These are creatures that have limiters on them so they don't accidentally destroy the world.
<Otohime-Kaoru> That seems impeccably like something Ranma would wish
* Princess_Herb nods
<Vasey> I doubt the goddess would have time to finish telling him what was going before he wished for a cure to be honest.
* Chandor also wonders why Ranma would wish for all of Nerima to sexchange. Unless he's been convinced that there's no way he could ever be cured or something and he's feeling vindictive.
<Gaijin_busy> Same is true for Urth/Wyrd/Urd
<Akuma-sama> "Author: Cynthia Johnston (E-mail censored)"
* Princess_Herb uses the Romanisation scheme in "European languages for librarians"
<Otohime-Kaoru> Vasey: Except Ranma has a habit of making foot-in-mouth moments with wishes...
<Princess_Herb> Ah, no
<Princess_Herb> Those represent different languages
<Princess_Herb> Urð is Norse
<Otohime-Kaoru> Vasey: It's likely he'd be complaining to one of the goddesses before she could explain and then just say "Man, I wish everyone ELSE changed sex, maybe THEN they'd understand!"
<Princess_Herb> Wyrd is Anglo-Saxon
* Akuma-sama is laughing around
<Vasey> Yeah, that sounds like Ranma alright.
<Akuma-sama> what a GREAT fic idea! XD
<Princess_Herb> They developed somewhat differently
<Akuma-sama> "RANMA! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" "RIGHT!"
<Mitchigan> Heh.
<Otohime-Kaoru> Is this an actually written story?
<Mitchigan> Genma turning into a panda-girl.
<Mitchigan>
<Akuma-sama> Shampoo... cat-guy?
<Akuma-sama> And Ryoga: Pig-girl... Must resist image of fat, tanned blonde in girly pigtails...
<Otohime-Kaoru> Fat? Doesn't have to be fat.
<Otohime-Kaoru> maybe plump.
<Akuma-sama> Hmhn...
<Vasey> With a snout.
<Vasey> She'd have to have a snout.
<Chandor> Would make a change. Ryoga is invariably depicted as 'cuter than Ranma' when in girl form.
<Otohime-Kaoru> Nodoka, Kodachi, Happosai, Cologne
<Otohime-Kaoru> Heh, Ukyou would be all over Ranma while Akane and Shampoo are trying to deal with the new curse.
<Vasey> Shampoo as a cat-girl seems strangely appropriate.
<Otohime-Kaoru> Ukyou: "Oh? I actually turn into a boy now? THAT MEANS RANMA AND I ARE PERFECT FOR EACHOTHER!" *Active ignoring of other people changing*
<Akuma-sama> Nonono, shampoo changes sex too
<Akuma-sama> so she's a cat-boy. *points vasey to Loveless*
<Vasey> Oh yeah.
<Akuma-sama> ...sorry 'bout what I just did....
<Vasey> Ranma's going to have to go into hiding.
<Vasey> Imagine Cologne's reaction.
<Akuma-sama> Imagine HAPPOSAI'S.
<Vasey> He'd never leave his bedroom again.
<Akuma-sama> Kuno and Kodachi would be funny too
<Akuma-sama> would they catch a clue?
<Akuma-sama> ...naah.
<Vasey> God only knows what sort of explanation those two would come up with.
<Akuma-sama> "THE FOUL SORCERER SAOTOME CAST A SPELL ON THE ENTIRE TOWN AND MINE OWN NOBLE PERSON!"
<Otohime-Kaoru> Vasey: It's Foul Sorcerer Ranma/Red-haired Harridans fault
<Akuma-sama> ...he'd be right, actually O_o
<Vasey> First time for everything.
<Akuma-sama> does that count as getting a clue? Even accidentally?
<Otohime-Kaoru> Hiroshi/Daisuke: "BOOBIES!" *Gropes themselves, gropes eachother, slaps eachother, goes back to groping themselves*
<Vasey> Nabiki would have Ranma in the workhouse in about five seconds.
<Akuma-sama> ...and for the hell of it, do it while an amazon delegation is in town...
<Akuma-sama> 6 or so elders
<Vasey> Oh gods.
<Akuma-sama> Meeting herb, while we're at it
<Akuma-sama> XD
<Akuma-sama> Herb would be rolling on the floor...
<Vasey> And if Mint and Lime where with him.
<Vasey> Well they'd be happy at least.
<Akuma-sama> They'd go "Boobies", allright...
<Vasey> Someone HAS to write this.
<Akuma-sama> XD
<MageOhki> someone did, at least a varaint.
<Akuma-sama> Yeah, the virus...
<MageOhki> It's called "Virus"
<Akuma-sama> but that's not (completely) Ranma's fault
<Akuma-sama> Urd: "Nice first job, Skuld." Skuld: "...sorry..."
<Akuma-sama> I'm posting it.

[WG_Writer]

perhaps he should word his wish as something like: "I wish my curse was normal like everyone else in Nerima." That way it can be easily taken both ways. I would also recommend droping the SI. there is thus far no good reason to have her unless there is a plan involving her.

[WolfShadow]

..Or wish along the lines off "i wish i had Complete control over my curse"
but in doing that the wish, Would force him to accept his female half.... giving him the ability to change at will any time without water but has to spend time in both forms...duno could work...

[crystlshake]

I wonder how Happosai would deal with it. At first he would probably be exstatic. Especially if it changed him into a young woman. Though it leaves one to wonder if he would give up his perverted ways if he was the target of them as a result....
Amazon elders(especially if they are still old)/someone else: Sweeto! -glomp-
Happosai freezes as he obtains one-ness with the universe, and the mysteries of life were as nothing in the face of his dawning illumination. All of Tokyo stopped for a moment as a horrid blood curdling scream broke thrue even the loud din of the Akibara. The silence continued for a moment of quiet rememberence for someone who must have suffered such a horrible fate.

[WolfShadow]

I wonder how Happosai would deal with it. At first he would probably be exstatic. Especially if it changed him into a young woman. Though it leaves one to wonder if he would give up his perverted ways if he was the target of them as a result....
Amazon elders(especially if they are still old)/someone else: Sweeto! -glomp-
Happosai freezes as he obtains one-ness with the universe, and the mysteries of life were as nothing in the face of his dawning illumination. All of Tokyo stopped for a moment as a horrid blood curdling scream broke thrue even the loud din of the Akibara. The silence continued for a moment of quiet rememberence for someone who must have suffered such a horrible fate.

sorry about that try the story plan below

[Sunshine Temple]

(and then the Universe implodes)

Don't spam Wolf.

[WolfShadow]

Hmmm....try this...The Legend of the twin dragon blades both carved from the fang of a black dragon and hold the key in releasing the chosen’s hidden power Ranma comes upon them well in an abandoned cave as he reaches out and takes them into his hands the blades flare and cover Ranma in blue and black flame and then he passes out…and dreams of a strange and powerful peer of black dragons male and female fighting against demons and then wakes....only to find that he now is stronger and faster and now knows the lost dragon fighting techniques and abilities not only that he wakes up to find he is also in control of his curse and now understands way he got it and what he must do but first he has to go with his pops and see and old friend and get answers to questions…like why does he now have strange elemental markings on his back and shoulders....
And it has also has the magic girls in there to…
Tell me what you think...

[crystlshake]

The pair of blades sounds decent, though it lost me as a jump of topic. Is it a seperate idea or a graft onto the one the topic started with? I would recomend having him have to learn the techniques though unless you have something planned for him needing them to start out with. The story is more interesting when the hero has to work or struggle thrue something than when they breeze thrue something (which is ok too, but too much and its pointless). You also have to consider how Genma would react to him taking an interest in using weapons regularly. He could probably get him to grudgingly give in if his unarmed skills stay in top form. Genma may try to take them giveing the excuse that its for his own good when he just wants to pawn them or something. You also have to take into account how it would effect the rest of the cast if hes carying around potentialy lethal weapons all the time. Maybe have him fight with them in the sheaths most of the time and use them as blunt weapons or something. Would want to decide what size blades they are as well and if they can be dual-weilded. Would want to know the reason that he was in the cave an where Genma was at the time as well.
Maybe if he gives one of the blades to a woman or to a specific one it will cure his curse and the reason he goes along with meeting the Tendos is to see if one of them is the one he is looking for. That way you could have some fun with his curse and play with frustration as he attempts scheames to try and figure out who he has to give it to to cure it since if he gives it to the wrong person and cant get it back it prevents a cure or locks him.

[WolfShadow]

I do not write storys that much but i have plans for over 50 of them you want to write one useing any of my ideas you can.
maybe he could find only one blade and be looking for the counter part good idea...