Temple of Ranma's Sailor Senshi Seifuku

So, I was skimming through some mangas I have on my comp, and I stopped for a while at Boku no Futasu no Tsubasa (My Two Wings), and after browsing it again. I had an idea of how to twist this really great manga and screw Ranma over even more than usual!

Perhaps it seems a bit contrived, but a simple premise of Makoto's grandfather taking her on vacation... to rural China... and predictably "she" gets dunked in mystic waters...

duh duh duh...

Now a year later, a certain pigtailed boy and fat-arse father visit the same area, and predictably, said pigtailed boy gets dunked... only this time its the spring of drowned hermaphrodite!
"Oh no! Mr. customer fall in new perminite spring of drown penis-girl, tragic tale of girl with penis who go drown there only one year ago!!!"
Now for OBVIOUS reasons, Ranma wouldn't see this as being so bad. Not like she's a real girl or anything...

Some scenes I already can see are:

At the Amazon village, Ranma beating Shampoo, Shampoo struggling to get up, accidentally pulls down Ranma's pants... ow wow...
looks up, boobies...
kiss of death?
looks down, oh my...
kiss of marriage?
looks up, boobies?
death?
looks down, oh wow oh wow...
marriage?
confused Shampoo asked Cologne "What the fuck do I do?!"
Cologne shrugs and says with a smile "Have some fun?"

Then in Nerima, you know the bath scene in "My two wings"?
You know, the one where Hitomi walks into the bath while Makoto is using it, then falls into the soapy water, and in a great big flub, Makoto takes Hitomi's virginity?
Yeah, THAT scene!
Just flip the names to Akane walking in on herm-Ranma, then flubbing falling in to the suds and POW!
"Aw jeez Akane, I'm really sorry for takin' yer virginity!"
"Not one word Ranma. NOT. ONE. MORE. WORD.!"

I see this idea as a romp of infinite comedy, warping Ranma and My two wings like this...

In fact, I'll be wrapping up Daimakaicho Ranma chap 6 this week, so I think I'll write a prologue to this idea, and flesh (tee-hee!) it out some...

So, comments?
death threats?

Sounds like a lot of fun.

The big question you have to ask yourself is, will this be one giant omake, or an actual fic? Could be really interesting either way.

Not really. Even assuming that that's true (I know nothing about real-world hermaphrodites) Ranma's natural form would not be similarly impared.

So I did. Then that is something of a problem.

Spokavriel wrote: One giant problem at least as far as joining schools and families go and it's something Fanon Nodoka would be seriously concerned about in this.

Hermaphrodites are almost always Sterile.

I've read Boku no Futatsu no Tsubasa. We don't know about Makoto's male equipment as far as fertility goes (it is fully fucntional though) but she does have a period which suggests rather strongly that she's fully fertile as a female. If you're patterning Ranma cursed form after Makoto normal rules of biology cease to apply under the rule of pre-existing canon trumping reality.

And as far as the story idea all I would like to add is that maybe Makoto should drown Akane style so that she and Ranma can meet at a later date.

Spokavriel wrote: One giant problem at least as far as joining schools and families go and it's something Fanon Nodoka would be seriously concerned about in this.

Hermaphrodites are almost always Sterile.

...and people can't change gender by getting wet either.

Granted, it COULD be a plot point, but it doesn't HAVE to be.

-Joshua

After reading about three chapters of Boku no Futatus no Tsubasa -- found it online, -- I can now say that I can see an idea like this actually working. Hell, Boku no Futatsu is now clearly on a favorites list of mine. XD

But, can I ask in all honesty what bathroom scene are you talking about? Is it somewhere other than volume one, because the only bathroom scene is with Hiromi spying from outside on Makoto to see if she had the lower equipment and if her breasts were real

Anyway though, I think I can honestly see it. Makoto somehow reminded me a tiny bit of Ranma in personality. Not too much, but there was a certain zing to it that could trigger the thought. Of course, maybe that's just me.

KonokoHasano wrote:But, can I ask in all honesty what bathroom scene are you talking about? Is it somewhere other than volume one, because the only bathroom scene is with Hiromi spying from outside on Makoto to see if she had the lower equipment and if her breasts were real

Chapter 11 (it's in Volume 2)