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Postby Daniel Jess Gibson » Thu Nov 08, 2007 7:45 am

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:That much? I'd Starbucking the trend and find an escape Hatch.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:Yes it's Ahab-it you should not start lest it become an obsession. It could have Galactica-n consequenses.

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:That's why I drink tea. As an additional Tigh in, Athena tastes Adama sight better than coffee, and taste is a personal thing. I've tried those foam coffee drinks, and while better latte than never, I still choose never.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:Do you get your tea from Cylon? or do you go for Greene tea?

Kurocha, or with a drop of india ink, so it looks like it. I'm not one of the Greene Mountain boys, although people have accused me of bing one of the Bandini mountain boys.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:That's much ado about nothing.

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:Would that make it a lot of a don't about something? Adieu.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:A deux? For two? 42 - Life, the universe and everything!

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:A little deux coupe, perhaps? That's supposedly the secret of life as well.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:You call D cups, little? !!

Depends on the height of the girl. It's only a question of relative diameters and perspective. On Usagi a mountain, on Operative DC138621-S113, a molehill. The English keep calling Americans obsessed, yet everyday at 4 PM, they get out the T-cups.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:The Sith have cornered the vodka market?

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:Don't tell Cheb. I thought vodka was around, but I am a bit of a square.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:Even so, I'm sure you have all the angles covered.

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:Except the angles that are just wrong for that, quick-acting tesseract-ine.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:Perhaps you need some intersecticide.

That would result in nothing by curves, not only would that put the fashion models all out of work, but the Hounds of Tindalos wouldn't be able to get in and eat people.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:Yes, similar to the Eye Chihuahua - the fashionable gucchi guide dog

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:I just wish it could be the Eye of Cthulhu . . . no, they'd probably enjoy all those tentacles.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:As Calamari or Takoyaki? or would they find it tactile yucky? (though it would explain why they've been caught going commando)

No salmon-colored admirals yelling 'it's a trap'. As tacky as they generally are, they wouldn't find it yucky, as long as they got their names in the headlines. You mean running around with bad accents blowing up the scenery when perfectly good bad guys need killing? The other possibility is they didn't leave the house commando.

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:Bass'd idea yet, catch and release.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:It's less trebble that way.

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:The only thing I trebble before is the IRS man, and the fact he may be doing my healthcare if the Demos get their way. 'You haven't gotten your pap smear, we'll have to send you to prison.' 'But I'm a guy!' 'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.'

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:Demos? sounds like you have a Phobos there. Have they done something that Mars your outlook? You're usually not so Saturn-ine.

All they're interested in is Uranus, especially if they think you've got money there, then it's Ganymede! Also, why decrying business, they're actually the biggest bunch of Plutocrats.

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:Feed him to a Penski, and you'll find out why polar bears don't eat penguins.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:Sounds like an expedition that'd take me to opposite ends of the earth.

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:They call that a burial. Unless you're shaving tomatoes, then it's a berry awl.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:And if it's a small sailing vessel, with two masts, stripped clean it's a bare yawl.

And a clipper has three? Maybe that's why barbers are so popular. Is that where barber rugs come from.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:You've got it Beethoven then?

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:Yeah, but if I quit the treatment, it will be Rachmaninov.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:Still, it sounds as if you've been under a lot of Strauss.

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:I've been painting to relax, water-filled ditches mostly, you know Mozart.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:If you conduct yourself well, you'll be Fiedler-ing better in no time.

Things would Pop up Bach then. I'm not asking for symphony, I just like to Akira an Ifukube now and again, a true Godzilla of music.
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Postby J. St.C. Patrick » Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:25 am

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:Do you get your tea from Cylon? or do you go for Greene tea?

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:Kurocha, or with a drop of india ink, so it looks like it. I'm not one of the Greene Mountain boys, although people have accused me of bing one of the Bandini mountain boys.

So not Lorne but Lorenzo? He's one who went after a great prize at Monaco but lost everything.


Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:A little deux coupe, perhaps? That's supposedly the secret of life as well.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:You call D cups, little? !!

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:Depends on the height of the girl. It's only a question of relative diameters and perspective. On Usagi a mountain, on Operative DC138621-S113, a molehill. The English keep calling Americans obsessed, yet everyday at 4 PM, they get out the T-cups.
I heard of a member of the British Millitary Modeling Society who rather than building ships in a bottle would create models of WWII RAF fighter planes in them. Yes he made Tempests in T-Cups

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:Even so, I'm sure you have all the angles covered.

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:Except the angles that are just wrong for that, quick-acting tesseract-ine.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:Perhaps you need some intersecticide.

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:That would result in nothing by curves, not only would that put the fashion models all out of work, but the Hounds of Tindalos wouldn't be able to get in and eat people.

Yes, but let's be Frank. It wouldn't Belknap them for Long.


J. St.C. Patrick wrote:Yes, similar to the Eye Chihuahua - the fashionable gucchi guide dog

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:I just wish it could be the Eye of Cthulhu . . . no, they'd probably enjoy all those tentacles.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:As Calamari or Takoyaki? or would they find it tactile yucky? (though it would explain why they've been caught going commando)

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:No salmon-colored admirals yelling 'it's a trap'. As tacky as they generally are, they wouldn't find it yucky, as long as they got their names in the headlines. You mean running around with bad accents blowing up the scenery when perfectly good bad guys need killing? The other possibility is they didn't leave the house commando.

Yes they do want their day in the Sun, and not just on page 3.
They do seem to have a problem with Commando and self Control. Perhaps if they didn't Gambol they wouldn't lose their shorts.


J. St.C. Patrick wrote:Demos? sounds like you have a Phobos there. Have they done something that Mars your outlook? You're usually not so Saturn-ine.

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:All they're interested in is Uranus, especially if they think you've got money there, then it's Ganymede! Also, why decrying business, they're actually the biggest bunch of Plutocrats.


So it's all a bit of a snow job on their side? Well they do say there's no business like snow business.




J. St.C. Patrick wrote:And if it's a small sailing vessel, with two masts, stripped clean it's a bare yawl.

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:And a clipper has three? Maybe that's why barbers are so popular. Is that where barber rugs come from.

And barber quarters - though in good condition they can cost a pretty penny

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:I've been painting to relax, water-filled ditches mostly, you know Mozart.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:If you conduct yourself well, you'll be Fiedler-ing better in no time.

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:Things would Pop up Bach then. I'm not asking for symphony, I just like to Akira an Ifukube now and again, a true Godzilla of music.


RoDan, sounds like the Mothra of all Muzak.
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Postby Daniel Jess Gibson » Sun Nov 11, 2007 6:25 am

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:Do you get your tea from Cylon? or do you go for Greene tea?

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:Kurocha, or with a drop of india ink, so it looks like it. I'm not one of the Greene Mountain boys, although people have accused me of bing one of the Bandini mountain boys.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:So not Lorne but Lorenzo? He's one who went after a great prize at Monaco but lost everything.

So did Blofeld, but he's not my cup of tea either.

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:A little deux coupe, perhaps? That's supposedly the secret of life as well.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:You call D cups, little? !!

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:Depends on the height of the girl. It's only a question of relative diameters and perspective. On Usagi a mountain, on Operative DC138621-S113, a molehill. The English keep calling Americans obsessed, yet everyday at 4 PM, they get out the T-cups.
J. St.C. Patrick wrote: I heard of a member of the British Millitary Modeling Society who rather than building ships in a bottle would create models of WWII RAF fighter planes in them. Yes he made Tempests in T-Cups

If he sold them at fairs, would that make in a Hawker. I have an Avro rersion and am re Vultee by such things in this North American Republic, do me the Curtiss-y of Consolidating such comments if you have the Chance-Vought.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:Even so, I'm sure you have all the angles covered.

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:Except the angles that are just wrong for that, quick-acting tesseract-ine.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:Perhaps you need some intersecticide.

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:That would result in nothing by curves, not only would that put the fashion models all out of work, but the Hounds of Tindalos wouldn't be able to get in and eat people.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:Yes, but let's be Frank. It wouldn't Belknap them for Long.

I would be Derelith in my duty if I didn't mention how Zelazny they are, Roger?

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:Yes, similar to the Eye Chihuahua - the fashionable gucchi guide dog

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:I just wish it could be the Eye of Cthulhu . . . no, they'd probably enjoy all those tentacles.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:As Calamari or Takoyaki? or would they find it tactile yucky? (though it would explain why they've been caught going commando)

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:No salmon-colored admirals yelling 'it's a trap'. As tacky as they generally are, they wouldn't find it yucky, as long as they got their names in the headlines. You mean running around with bad accents blowing up the scenery when perfectly good bad guys need killing? The other possibility is they didn't leave the house commando.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:Yes they do want their day in the Sun, and not just on page 3.

I think they're more interested in Life and Times (Los Angeles and New York).
J. St.C. Patrick wrote:They do seem to have a problem with Commando and self Control. Perhaps if they didn't Gambol they wouldn't lose their shorts.

Maybe they should try Monaco?

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:Demos? sounds like you have a Phobos there. Have they done something that Mars your outlook? You're usually not so Saturn-ine.

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:All they're interested in is Uranus, especially if they think you've got money there, then it's Ganymede! Also, why decrying business, they're actually the biggest bunch of Plutocrats.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:So it's all a bit of a snow job on their side? Well they do say there's no business like snow business.

That's just a slippery slope I'd like to avoid, anyway I must Char-y-on.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:And if it's a small sailing vessel, with two masts, stripped clean it's a bare yawl.

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:And a clipper has three? Maybe that's why barbers are so popular. Is that where barber rugs come from.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:And barber quarters - though in good condition they can cost a pretty penny

It only costs you a quarter . . . well the exchange rate has been pretty good. The Canadian dollar is worth more than the U.S. dollar. But we keep peso with other currencies.

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:I've been painting to relax, water-filled ditches mostly, you know Mozart.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:If you conduct yourself well, you'll be Fiedler-ing better in no time.

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:Things would Pop up Bach then. I'm not asking for symphony, I just like to Akira an Ifukube now and again, a true Godzilla of music.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:RoDan, sounds like the Mothra of all Muzak.

Well, my Rogain is their loss.
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Postby J. St.C. Patrick » Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:55 pm

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:Kurocha, or with a drop of india ink, so it looks like it. I'm not one of the Greene Mountain boys, although people have accused me of bing one of the Bandini mountain boys.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:So not Lorne but Lorenzo? He's one who went after a great prize at Monaco but lost everything.

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:So did Blofeld, but he's not my cup of tea either.

In all Ernst? You could Brooke Bond but it's all unilever now.


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J. St.C. Patrick wrote: I heard of a member of the British Millitary Modeling Society who rather than building ships in a bottle would create models of WWII RAF fighter planes in them. Yes he made Tempests in T-Cups

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:If he sold them at fairs, would that make in a Hawker. I have an Avro rersion and am re Vultee by such things in this North American Republic, do me the Curtiss-y of Consolidating such comments if you have the Chance-Vought.

What if he put Lightning in a bottle? Or would you find that Corsair?


J. St.C. Patrick wrote:Perhaps you need some intersecticide.

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:That would result in nothing by curves, not only would that put the fashion models all out of work, but the Hounds of Tindalos wouldn't be able to get in and eat people.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:Yes, but let's be Frank. It wouldn't Belknap them for Long.

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:I would be Derelith in my duty if I didn't mention how Zelazny they are, Roger?

An August sentiment to be sure. Well respected by your Piers, Anthony all.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:Yes they do want their day in the Sun, and not just on page 3.

I think they're more interested in Life and Times (Los Angeles and New York).
J. St.C. Patrick wrote:They do seem to have a problem with Commando and self Control. Perhaps if they didn't Gambol they wouldn't lose their shorts.

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:Maybe they should try Monaco?

They might as well do the full Monte Carlo given how far they've gone so far.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:Demos? sounds like you have a Phobos there. Have they done something that Mars your outlook? You're usually not so Saturn-ine.

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:All they're interested in is Uranus, especially if they think you've got money there, then it's Ganymede! Also, why decrying business, they're actually the biggest bunch of Plutocrats.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:So it's all a bit of a snow job on their side? Well they do say there's no business like snow business.

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:That's just a slippery slope I'd like to avoid, anyway I must Char-y-on.


So long as the experience doesn't make you Callisto.




Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:And a clipper has three? Maybe that's why barbers are so popular. Is that where barber rugs come from.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:And barber quarters - though in good condition they can cost a pretty penny

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:It only costs you a quarter . . . well the exchange rate has been pretty good. The Canadian dollar is worth more than the U.S. dollar. But we keep peso with other currencies.

At least you don't have to carry a sacagawea of US dollars just to make a buck.


Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:I've been painting to relax, water-filled ditches mostly, you know Mozart.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:If you conduct yourself well, you'll be Fiedler-ing better in no time.

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:Things would Pop up Bach then. I'm not asking for symphony, I just like to Akira an Ifukube now and again, a true Godzilla of music.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:RoDan, sounds like the Mothra of all Muzak.

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:Well, my Rogain is their loss.


This is getting rather harry, Mancini.
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Postby Scooter » Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:03 am

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:If he sold them at fairs, would that make in a Hawker. I have an Avro rersion and am re Vultee by such things in this North American Republic, do me the Curtiss-y of Consolidating such comments if you have the Chance-Vought.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:What if he put Lightning in a bottle? Or would you find that Corsair?


Rather more a Crusader than a Jolly Roger, I think. And what if they're out of Lightning in a Bottle; would Thunderbolt in a Can be a suitable sub?
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Postby Daniel Jess Gibson » Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:54 am

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:If he sold them at fairs, would that make in a Hawker. I have an Avro rersion and am re Vultee by such things in this North American Republic, do me the Curtiss-y of Consolidating such comments if you have the Chance-Vought.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:What if he put Lightning in a bottle? Or would you find that Corsair?

Scooter wrote:Rather more a Crusader than a Jolly Roger, I think. And what if they're out of Lightning in a Bottle; would Thunderbolt in a Can be a suitable sub?


I suppose it is our F8U are the only one with the A10 tion wingspan to try to keep up. Don't feel like an Invader, I haven't Spad on your accomplishments, what others have Tri motored aren't Apache on have what you have, the Fokkers. It's a D7't attempt for a Pup like you. I was a Nieuport myself once. Just a Sparrow among Phoenixes. That's Standard, you can't be an Atlas or Titan overnight. Perhaps the Voodoo we do lands like a Thud on the fledgling ear, while we Tomcats soar like Buff Eagles.

As for subs, never use'em, too many Ospreys and Vikings around. It's a Bear when they just Hoover you up.
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Postby Scooter » Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:00 am

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:If he sold them at fairs, would that make in a Hawker. I have an Avro rersion and am re Vultee by such things in this North American Republic, do me the Curtiss-y of Consolidating such comments if you have the Chance-Vought.

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:What if he put Lightning in a bottle? Or would you find that Corsair?

Scooter wrote:Rather more a Crusader than a Jolly Roger, I think. And what if they're out of Lightning in a Bottle; would Thunderbolt in a Can be a suitable sub?

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:I suppose it is our F8U are the only one with the A10 tion wingspan to try to keep up. Don't feel like an Invader, I haven't Spad on your accomplishments, what others have Tri motored aren't Apache on have what you have, the Fokkers. It's a D7't attempt for a Pup like you. I was a Nieuport myself once. Just a Sparrow among Phoenixes. That's Standard, you can't be an Atlas or Titan overnight. Perhaps the Voodoo we do lands like a Thud on the fledgling ear, while we Tomcats soar like Buff Eagles.

As for subs, never use'em, too many Ospreys and Vikings around. It's a Bear when they just Hoover you up.


I know I'm not an Atlas or a Titan, but I am a Minuteman, and have bounced around in a Peacekeeper, while waiting for a Hummer.

Of course, I always say never send a dinosaur to do an Eagle's job; nor a bee to do Cat's job.

You know, I'm sure the Flankers'll eventually be out-flanked by our Lancers and it'll just Backfire in the end, so lets sit down next to our Firebirds and dealing out a hand of Blackjack.
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Postby J. St.C. Patrick » Tue May 13, 2008 11:09 pm

*Blows the dust off this thread to continue what was started in the Silicon Senshi C&C thread.*

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You know he only has eyes for Sigel. Mind you, it could be the start of a harem fic with Bunpei as the poor boy caught in the middle.





Ellen Kuhfeld wrote:Isn't Sigel the only fembot he's met? Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of robots? (The Robot Devil, probably.)
Since robots have electricity instead of blood -- instead of a heartbreaker, Banpei will end up as a circuit breaker.


J. St.C. Patrick wrote:Still, Banpei might get a charge out of all the attention. (though given the number of armed ladies and the way these harem stories go he may be the victim of battery)


Ellen Kuhfeld wrote:Shocking! Bailiff, conduct this bot to a dry cell by a short circuit. And don't let him put up any resistance. Jail shall be his ohm evermore!


Watt?! He's being sent up the Volta! Look at him his expression is so Leyden, it's jarring.
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Postby Acey » Tue May 13, 2008 11:59 pm

Oh, a return to halcyon days on being live rather than earthed as neutral! But will we have the energy to keep going Pat? We're merely a brown-out a way from losing our fuse!
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Postby J. St.C. Patrick » Wed May 14, 2008 2:16 am

As long as we are wired we shall strive to keep current.
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Postby Daniel Jess Gibson » Wed May 14, 2008 6:24 am

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:As long as we are wired we shall strive to keep current.

You're revolting. I guess I shouldn't complain, in Chicago, even the dead can volt. You'd have to be a pretty Fawkes'd up guy to do that.
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Postby Ellen Kuhfeld » Wed May 14, 2008 7:58 am

That Hertz. Frequently.
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Postby lwf58 » Wed May 14, 2008 8:20 am

I'm shocked at your capacity to generate this stuff, and the surge to add to it is strong. I'd contemplate moving to Watts to maintain my valance, but since that's not possible, I'll just sit here and chant "OHM" as a switch. Perhaps that'll help me keep my reputation as a resistor.
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Postby Ellen Kuhfeld » Wed May 14, 2008 8:31 am

If we induce you to say 'OHM', is it really resistance?
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Postby lwf58 » Wed May 14, 2008 8:43 am

Ellen Kuhfeld wrote:If we induce you to say 'OHM', is it really resistance?


It's just an alternate to being LED down the wrong path. Circuitous as it might be, it's better than remaining static, and allows me to solder on.
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