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Postby Scooter » Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:19 pm

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:He wrote and said he had a Whale of a time playing beach volley-Baal with Moses. They split the Red Sea league and washed the Egyptian team out.


Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:The Egyptians should have played water polo, they had the ponies for it.

Of course Izod put out a water polo, but the ice would melt and the colors would run, along with the rest of it.

Usagi wanted to get a cease and desist order on a girl impersonating her in ice cream commercials, but the outers talked her out of it (what else would outers do). If she used a lawyer she'd be Sailor sue-she, and some monster would eat her.

"Usagi," Haruka said gravely, "Rei doesn't get a boyfriend because she only - eh . . . "

"Has eyes for - " Setsuna suggested.

"She only has eyes for you," Haruka explained to a stunned Usagi.

"Why would you tell her such embarrassing things!" Rei complained.

Sailor Neptune transformed and posed. "We're outers," she said.


I always thought Sailor sue-she to be much more flavorful than Sas(h)ami
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Postby nuriko » Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:41 pm

I'd say that I'll pun-ish you in the name of good taste, but considering the thread...
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Postby Daniel Jess Gibson » Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:28 pm

nuriko wrote:I'd say that I'll pun-ish you in the name of good taste, but considering the thread...
But sue-she and Sas(h)ami taste good? In less you leave them out in the sun too long.
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Postby CRBWildcat » Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:26 am

Yeah. Wasabi with that?
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Postby Daniel Jess Gibson » Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:22 pm

CRBWildcat wrote:Yeah. Wasabi with that?
Don't Tokemi for an idiot! Go Washu your mouth out!
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Postby CRBWildcat » Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:49 pm

Statement lacks Zest. Please Dial again.
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Postby J. St.C. Patrick » Mon Jul 07, 2008 10:22 pm

CRBWildcat wrote:Statement lacks Zest. Please Dial again.


While that's a Belldandy of an idea, be carefull, I've Urd that you can get Skuld'ed.
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Postby Acey » Tue Jul 08, 2008 2:46 am

Norn of that makes sense!
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Postby CRBWildcat » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:21 am

You're Surtur about that?
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Postby J. St.C. Patrick » Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:40 am

Acey wrote:Norn of that makes sense!


Peorth the thought!

CRBWildcat wrote:You're Surtur about that?


Máni might disagree, but Thor is no reason to doubt it.
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Postby Daniel Jess Gibson » Tue Jul 08, 2008 6:55 pm

Why must if Siffer this Balder-dash so? Is this the Loki-shun for Friga-n norsense?
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Postby J. St.C. Patrick » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:45 pm

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:Why must if Siffer this Balder-dash so? Is this the Loki-shun for Friga-n norsense?


Vé cannot say. It's Nótt that yule have been singled out. Perhaps you find the delivery Woden?
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Postby Daniel Jess Gibson » Wed Jul 09, 2008 6:42 am

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:Vé cannot say. It's Nótt that yule have been singled out. Perhaps you find the delivery Woden?

Not a bad delivery, it just reminds me of the Kurosawa film where he thinks he's a streetcar and they lock him up in his study: Wodesukaden.

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Postby CRBWildcat » Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:17 pm

Wasn't that the one where he had to become a Fjord to Escape?
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Postby J. St.C. Patrick » Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:46 pm

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:Vé cannot say. It's Nótt that yule have been singled out. Perhaps you find the delivery Woden?

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:Not a bad delivery, it just reminds me of the Kurosawa film where he thinks he's a streetcar and they lock him up in his study: Wodesukaden.




That reminds me of a Ralph Richardson movie where he became a WedgeWode cupboard.

Yes, obscure, but that's half the fun.

Hardy Har, Jude. :wink: (also obscure)



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Wasn't that the one where he had to become a Fjord to Escape?


Being a streetcar he had to desire it first.
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