Temple of Ranma's Sailor Senshi Seifuku

"Seed", by dantesdarkqueen

Cloud and Tifa want a baby. But Cloud is infertile. To get a baby, Cloud tells Tifa to have sex with as many men as possible until she gets pregnant.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3656499/1/Seed

I'm sorry, but WTF?

And because morbid curiosity got the better of me:

Cloud, to Tifa: "I promised I'd give you babies, and babies I will give you, even if it's only by my permission. Don't you see? It's the only way!"

I started a topic like this one on Hawk's fanfiction forum after I read THIS summary of a Naruto fic (don't go looking for it; the author has decided to delete it after all the hate mail she got). And just look at the number of reviews (mostly positive)

'Lick the Strawberry' by Mistress-Starfire

Sasuke is lusting after a child. Because of Society, Sasuke can only deny the fact that he has an infatuation. However, he will soon discover the young 'innocent' boy has quite a dirty little secret himself. [SasuNaru Stalker!Pervert!Pedophile! Sasuke]

Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,826 - Reviews: 329 - Updated: 6-15-07 - Published: 2-25-07

Room Mates by jazzy2may

Ranma moves out of the Tendos' house. He breaks all ties with his family & fiances. Ryoga comes to town & the two Martial Artists begin their friendship again.YAOI RanmaxRyoga Akane abusiveDark themes, Slash. You've been warnd! Dont like dont read! :
Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-25-07 - Published: 11-25-07

Ranma moves out of the Tendos' house. He breaks all ties with his family & fiances. Ryoga comes to town & the two Martial Artists begin their friendship again.YAOI RanmaxRyoga Akane abusiveDark themes, Slash. You've been warnd! Dont like dont read! :
Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-25-07 - Published: 11-25-07

That's not one that makes me go "Huh?", it's one that makes me go "ish!".

The (generic) summary that makes me go "huh?" is the one with poor spelling and grammar, that says "I suck at writing summaries, read the story."

Why would I want to do that, huh?

The Crossdresser and his Ice Princess! by PEJP Bengtzone

This is a TsubasaAzusa shipping, that takes place in my official version of Videoland.
Complete - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-15-07 - Published: 11-15-07

.... I advise no one click on the link.

That author in general makes me go "huh?".


-Joshua

I have been reading fanfiction for around nine years now, so maybe I'm just so used to seeing them that I ignore them completely, but I really haven't noticed any really bad or weird summaries lately that I can remember.

Miko 12 by wolfboy1021
Hey,the name's Miko. I'm just your normal 15 yearold boy. I was on Google looking up Ranma characters. That's when I discovered how close I was gonna get to one of the characters. My body gets the spirit of Ranma Saotome! Disclaimer:I don't own the Idea!
Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-27-07 - Published: 11-27-07



Wait a minute... what?

It's an SI.....albeit a really weird and actually current one.

126. Reivolution » by MetalHairFromHell reviews
This doesn't make any sense. Read it.
Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,488 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 6-28-07 - Published: 8-6-06

at least the guy is honest... ^-^;

its lina yea she rocks what if she was in our wourld and the goverment was after her but dosent know why also WHY DOS EVERY GUY WANT HER ALL OF THE SUDDEN im a newby so flames are welcome oh and i changed the title too sounds cooler

'shiver'

From the true tale of lina » by packardball
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3831527/1/t ... le_of_lina

I'm the main autistic girl in Ranma 12 now, Ranma loves me more than anything & Akane's a lesbian wantin' me as her girlfriend, it's an Akane Hater Story since i hate her And now her true colors are gonna be revealed!

...

...

and this is specifically why i hate si.

the summery to Eden And Ranma's Twisted Story by EdenHeroineGirl

granted, she says she's autistic, and if it's true, then i mean no harm... but even so, damn she one hell of a 'Fangirl' (a subclass of human creatures that brought us the fear of the 'squee').

Slade13 wrote:Eden And Ranma's Twisted Story by EdenHeroineGirl

granted, she says she's autistic, and if it's true, then i mean no harm... but even so, damn she one hell of a 'Fangirl' (a subclass of human creatures that brought us the fear of the 'squee').

It's here actually.

-Joshua

weird. i copied the addy directly to the 'url' tag... then again, ff.net has been wiggy the last few days. thanks.

what i really find funny about that summery though, is the line 'i'm the MAIN autistic girl'. i wonder, would any of the actual cast count as autistic?

oh well, back the to topic...