The Loner
from The Boxer - Simon and Garfunkel
I am just a girl/boy, though my story's oft retold
I have squandered my resistance for a pandaful of troubles, all his promises
'All lies and jest.' And a `man` will wed ole' Mallet-puss, and disregard the rest, hmmmm
When I left my home and my psycho-mom, I was no more than a boy
In the company of weirdos
In the panic of the neko-ken, just runnin' scared
Laying low, seeking out a bit of friendship, til my pop said we should go
Looking for the places no one else would know
I'm alone...
Arriving soggy at the Tendo's place, I come lookin' for a friend, but I get no offers
Just a table on the head cause I'm much prettier
I sometimes think, that I fight the fights just to prove I really am still there.
Still alone...
Now I'm stuck here in Jusendo, and not just to seek my cure, can't go home
As again I take the blame for almost everything, don't close your eyes, can't go home
On the mountain stands the Phoenix, and the Tomboy's only hope
And he carries all the power, to burn us up and Pop reminds me of my honor, and his sacrifice and shame
Then he tells me, 'I am leaving', but the fighter still remains
Again alone...
(What if Ranma (female) in the Neko-Ken changed into a Senshi? And stayed that way?)
Eye Of The Neko
from Eye Of The Tiger by Survivor
Risin' up, back on four feets
Got my claws, got my henshin
Dropped the pants - s
Got a fuku that fits
Just a cat and her will to survive
So many cats, it happened so fast
She trades her reason for power
Don't lose your grip
On the laps that you crave
You must fight just to keep them alive
It's the eye of the Neko
It's the thrill of the chase
Risin' up to the challenge
Of ole' Beryl
And the Neko-Ken Senshi
Stalks her prey in the night
And she's watchin' over us all,
Eye of the Neko
Face to face, I'm _NOT_ in heat
Hangin' tough, stayin' frisky
They stack the odds
Till we take to the street
For the few with the skill to survive
It's the eye of the Neko
It's the thrill of the chase
Risin' up to the challenge
Of ole' Beryl
And the Neko-Ken Senshi
Stalks her prey in the night
And she's watchin' over us all,
Eye of the Neko
Risin' up, best of the best
Got the pen and tiara
Friends with Hotaru
Got to live with the Spore
Just a cat and her will to excel
It's the eye of the Neko
It's the thrill of the chase
Risin' up to the challenge
Of ole' Beryl
And the Neko-Ken Senshi
Stalks her prey in the night
And she's watchin over us all,
Eye of the Neko
The Eye of the Neko
The Eye of the Neko
The Eye of the Neko
The Eye of the Neko