We Want Your Songs (resurected)

[Neko-]

An old one from yourself

By J.St.C. Patrick

Kodachi's Song

Based on the 1958 song Volare aka Nel Blu, Dipinto Di Dlu
by Domenico Modugno, FrancescoMigliacci with English Lyrics by Mitchell Parrish


Life at a private girls' school was dreary and gray
With no boy nearby to profess his love for me
A love for me that knows no limits or even bounds
Till I met the boy who swept me right off of my feet

Oh Ranma, Oh Ho
Saotome, Oh Ho Ho Ho
You caught me as I fell to earth
A man of immeasureable worth

We will ride on a steed, you're a real man indeed
On the rooftop, that's where we first met
The angels before us all sang out a chorus of love
Just a sniff of my flowers and you'll be all ready to kiss

Oh Ranma, Oh Ho
Saotome, Oh Ho Ho Ho
For you my happy heart yearns
Our passion forever will burn

From the squared ring the harridan I will fling
Your love I will win this I vow
I will do all in my power and use every trick that I know
I will win! I will win! I will win! I will win! Er, I lost?!!

Oh Ranma, Oh Ho
Saotome, Oh Ho Ho Ho
I will get that redheaded witch
I will not give up or give in!

[Spokavriel]

Would this work for the Gold hand?

[J. St.C. Patrick]

Yeah, that would work.

From the looks of it you've already used three of the five wishes.

[Spokavriel]

It's not from a Monkey. Midas just got carried away in congratulating someone trying to give him the Hang Loose sign as opposed to the possibility of a Hi 5 the Gilt leader wanted.

[Neko-]

Another oldie... By Mira Temple

(When the Children Cry - White Lion)

((Now, When the n00bies cry))

Little n00b, dry your crying eyes
How can I explain the fear you feel inside
‘Cause j00 were born, into this evil net
Were spam is killing spam, and no one knows just why
What have we become, just look what we have done.
All that we destroyed, you must build again.

When the n00bies cry,
Let them know we tried
‘Cause when the n00bies post
Then the new web begins.

Little n00b, you must show the way
To a greater day for all the young
‘Cause you were born for the web to see
That we all can live with love and peace
No more moderators, and all the wars will end
One united web, under God

When the n00bies cry,
Let them know we had tried
‘Cause when the n00bies post
Then the new web begins.

What have we become, just look what we have done.
All that we destroyed, you must build again.
No more moderators, and all the wars will end
One united world, under God

When the n00bies cry,
Let them know we had tried
Just when the n00bies fight,
Let them know it ain't right
When the n00bies pray
Let them know the way
‘Cause when the n00bies post
Then the new web begins.

[bissek]

Inspired by the fact that the screenplay for You Only Live Twice was written by Roald Dahl, author of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory:

The Mission Briefing (sung to the tune of the Oompah Loompah song):

Oompah Loompah, Doopity Doo,
I've got another mission for you,
Oompah Loompah, Doopity Dee,
If you are wise you'll listen to me.

Spaceships are launched from the Sea of Japan,
All other spacecraft vanish to a man,
We think that SPECTRE is behind this plan,
By the way, Blofeld ain't your fan,
So you'd better get rid of him.
(You'd better get rid of him).

Oompah Loompah, Doopity Day,
Time to get SPECTRE out of the way,
You'll live long, in happiness, too,
Like the
Oompah
Loompahs
Doopity Doo!

[Spokavriel]

Which verse of the oompaloompa song are you trying to work this from? I'm having trouble matching it up to any of them.

[bissek]

I wrote it without really listening to the song, but it's a close match to the meter of the Augustus Gloop verse.

[Spokavriel]

guzzle down sweets,
eating as much as an elephant eats,
what are you at getting terribly fat,
what do you think will come of that.
I don't like the look of it.

Figures the phone would ring and ruin my concentration while I was trying to recall the rest. The Telemarketer made it so I can't think strait but I'll run the movie and type up the full lyrics of the original song with the parts marked out later.

Oompa Loompa doompity do
I've got a perfect puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa doompity dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me.

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats?
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?

I don't like the look of it!

Oompa loompa doompity da
If you're not greedy you will go far.
You will live in happiness too.
Like the Oompa Loompa doompidy do.

I'll get the other verses soon.
Edit again: The sign to the inventing room shows there's no h in Oompa Loompa

Oompa Loompa doompity do
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompa da dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me.

Gum chewings fine if its once in a while,
it stops you from smoking and brightens your smile.
But its repulsive revolting and wrong,
chewing and chewing all day long!

The way that a cow does.

Oompa loompa doompity da,
Given good manners you will go far.
You will live in happiness too!
Like the Oompa Loompa doopity do!

/Varuka

Oompa Loompa Doompidy do
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompidy dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you do when your Kid is a Brat
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese Cat
Blaming the Kids is a Lie and a Shame
You know exactly who's to Blame

The Mother and the Father!

Oompa Loompa doompidy da,
if you're not spoiled you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doopidy do

/Mike

Oompa Loompa doompity do
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompa da dee
if you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get from a glut of TV
A Pain in the neck and an IQ of 3
Why don't you try simply reading a book
Or could you just not bare to look?

You'll get no, you'll get no, you'll get no, you'll get no, You'll get no commercials!

Oompa loompa dompity da
If you are Reedy you will go far
You will live in Happiness to
Like the Oompa Loompa dompity do!

That rounds out the other verses. And none of them really match what you have sadly. Would you like some help tweaking it?

[Spokavriel]

Based on Its Raining, Its pouring

Its boring its boring
Spamville is snoring
We've got some threads
Emptied out our heads
And we couldn't post more in the morning.