Temple of Ranma's Sailor Senshi Seifuku

by **camk4evr** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 4:35 am

I'm just like a superhero except without the powers or motivation

-a t-shirt I saw today

by **camk4evr** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 5:24 am

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

-Arthur Carlson, WKRP in Cincinati

by **Neko-** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 6:08 am

As seen on a car forum:

let me get this straight ... your honda has 1.8 liters when my mountain dew has 2??

And ofcourse:

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? (from Mork and Mindy)

by **Atlan** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 8:46 pm

A conversation from my flat the other day:

B: What would you do with 1000 minutes air time?
Me: Like for a phone?
B: yeah
Me: You could get a phonebook and call up random people, pretending to be the new, electronic generation of Jehovah's witnesses

And yet he didnt do it :cry:

This was said by my friend when some random christians came over to convert us last week:

How could you leave me alone like that?!? I just got evangeraped!

One of my mates said this:

There's only one thing better than porn, and that's Tony Soprano!

Another conversation from my flat:

J: What are you looking at?"
Me: Lesbian porn, bestiality porn, pokemon porn, gay man porn, paedophilia and snuff. Oh, and cats.
J: Oh, 4chan again.

by **camk4evr** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 2:25 am

Wash: "If she doesn't give us some extra flow from the engine room to offset the burn-through, this landing is gonna get pretty interesting"
Mal: "Define interesting"
Wash: "Oh god, oh god, we're all gonna die?"

-Mal and Wash, Serenity

by **bissek** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 6:02 am

And immediately afterwards:

This is the captain speaking. We may feel some slight turbulence, and then explode.

by **Neko-** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 11:46 am

One I'm not sure if I posted it here, but still a great one to remember:

ife should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body but rather to skid in sideways, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming: "Whoo Hoo, WHAT A RIDE!"

And two other ones:

I'm not stupid, I just act stupid to fit in with humanity

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

by **Comartemis** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 12:14 pm

"This is the shirt I wear when I don't care."
--Some guy's t-shirt I saw recently

by **Atlan** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 12:35 am

This was said by one of my flatmates when we were looking through a cake book.

German chocloate cake?!? Let's leave it next to the French chocolate cake overnight, and in the morning we'll have TWO German chocolate cakes!

by **Metroidvania** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 3:51 pm

A series of quotes from a discussion around Halo 3's arguably messed up melee system.

Ever hear the expression, "Never bring a gun to a knife-fight?"

No, because you have the expression backwards. It's supposed to be "Never bring a knife to a gun fight."

by **Neko-** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 3:54 pm

...i thought their motto was "to serve and protect"
yeah.... serve you a ticket... and protect their jobs by meeting their ticket quota for the day.

by **Bliss** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:34 pm

"The reason talk is cheap is because the supply far exceeds the demand"

- On a cap Makoto is wearing in the Dorama IWGP

by **camk4evr** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 5:38 am

Sorry about the thread necromancy but I found a few new quotes to add (I'm surprised no one has had any thing to add for almost a year):

"Cartoons?" they say. "Yes," I say. "Japanese cartoons?" they say. "Yes," I say. Then I tie them to a chair and put in the tape.

-From the preface to "Samurai from Outer Space: Understanding Japanese Animation" by Antonia Levi

In America, otaku are:
- People who will go without food to buy the lates video export from Japan,
- people who have erotic dreams about Yuri and Kei, two intergalactic
troubleshooters collectively known as the "Dirty Pair,"
- people who attend anime conventions dressed only in an itsy-bitsy,
teeny-weeny, yellow tiger-striped bikini like that worn by Lum in Urusei Yatsura
- people who will, without provocation, tie their friends to chairs and force
them to watch anime until they too are hopelessly addicted

-from the definition of Otaku in the same book as previous

"I wanted a new dress," she said simply, holographic mouth forming a pretty pout.

"You're a ship," McNair pointed out, reasonably. "You can't wear a dress."

-Daisy (the AI on board the USS Des Moines) explaining, to the Captain, what happened to his discretionary funds and why they will be receiving several hundred yards of very expensive yellow silk from "Yellow Eyes" by John Ringo and Tom Kratman

Without a word the chaplain stood up and went to a storage alcove built into his office. McNair's eyes followed, and then wandered over the signs adorning the cabinet doors in the alcove. He read:
SACRAMENTAL WINE.
Continuing to pruse the signs, he read further:
SACRAMENTAL SCOTCH
SACRAMENTAL BOURBON
SACRAMENTAL IRISH
SACRAMENTAL VODKA
SACRAMENTAL GRAPPA, COGNAC AND ARMAGNAC
SACRAMENTAL TEQUILA.
"What, no sacramental rum?"
Seriously, Dwyer answered, "the ship's physician is holding it for me, Captain, laddie. It's 'medicinal rum' for now but will become holy as soon as I make some room for it and bless it. And which sacrament would you prefer?"
"Northern rite," McNair answered, dully. It's been one of those days.
"Scotch it is!" said Father Dwyer, SJ, opening a cabinet and reaching for an amber bottle.

-the Captain talking to the ships chaplain after having the previous conversation

Website · by **CRBWildcat** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 8:47 pm

In the wake of all those "proud parent of an honor student" bumper stickers, this is one that I've seen several times:

"My Shih Tzu is smarter than your honor student."

by **Not-Going-to-Tell** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:13 pm

A whole lot from an /m/ thread that died when I couldn't get to it.

Ashen: Isn't 'that' a bit heavy?
Kaguya: Do you mean the sword or my ...?

Ashen: Switch from Battle Mode into Trash-talk Mode.
Suzuka: Huh?

Ashen: Good work, Princess-washboard.
Suzuka: I really want to junk her...

Xiaomu: KOS-MOS let me ride you~!
KOS-MOS: I do not carry that function.

KOS-MOS: Enemies destroyed, meow~
Harken: She switched to Cat Girl Mode?
Renji: ...Still broken I see.

Xiaomu: Reji couple up with Harken!
Harken: Hey, Hey! No weird pairing.

Ashen: Don't you feel like our characters are a bit repeatitive?
KOS-MOS: I do not understand the purpose of that question.

KOS-MOS: Targets are weak.
Ashen: Unsatisfied? (she meant the carnal type, lol)

Kaguya: Remember, drink milk...
All lolis: Milk... so that's it!

Ashen: Analysing data...2 hours until finish.
Harken: Hey! That's WAY too long.

Ashen: You're so great desu, Master!
Harken: What kind of mode has she change into now.

KOS-MOS: Switch to close quarter combat mode
Ashen: But I CQC mode is all I had...

Ashen: KOS-MOS proceed with enemy pattern prediction.
KOS-MOS: Don't you have that function yourself?

Kaguya: Time to start working now~
Harken: Sure! lady first!

Xiaomu: I'm a little hungry, can I get a drink?
Kaguya: There's NO SUCH THING on my body.

Ashen: What is your name?
Renji: You don't deserve to know my name! (his VA is Rom)

Suzuka: Ò»±éËÀ¤ÇÒŠ¤ë£¿ (lol, µØªzÉÙÅ®, Jigoku Sh¨jo)

KOS-MOS: System functions all green.
W07: I'm always green~

All from Endless Fronteir: OGs Saga.

Edit: Annendanum:

Humanity: an easily-pissed-off drunk made entirely of explosions.

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