Humerous Quotes and Sayings

[Comartemis]

Here's one from the TV Tropes page "Friendly Neighborhood Vampires".

Unsurprisingly, a number of players in Vampire: The Masquerade will play these, ranging from Red Cross employees (cut out the middleman; bitten humans are going to get transfusions anyway if properly diagnosed) to energetic geeks who play too much DDR (pale? Of course I'm pale. Ahh, curs'd daystar, bane of my existence!). Some storytellers claim this is becoming almost as tired a cliche as the Obviously Evil™ ones or the brooders. These people are wrong, because few things are as giggle-worthy as a room of black-clad vampires playing Mario Kart and asking for one part blood, three parts Mountain Dew.