by SpaceKnight of Chaos » Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:18 pm
...You've heard of the Anime Addventure? Well, the BEArchive is an addventure for... well, sexual/fetishistic writings. The BE stands for "Breast Expansion", but it covers just about every fetish and kink and depravity you may ever care to think of (and many more that you wouldn't), with characters ranging from original people to fanfiction of comics, games, anime, manga, etc, to parodies of real-world people. It's notorious for many reasons, first and foremost the utter lack of any rules about coherent writing.
On the topic of this topic, I do recall reading a crackfic on Fanfiction.net, and maybe it was placed on a few other places, where Ryoga tells Akari that they can't have sex or she'll catch his curse. She agrees to a relationship without sex, then hears reports (not sure how, think it might have been talking on the phone to one or more of the girls in question) from Nerima describing how Shampoo, Ukyo, all three Tendo girls, Ranma-chan and I think maybe a few others have suddenly developed Ryoga-like incompetencies with direction. Realising the implications of this, Akari gives a cold smile and starts getting the slaughtering gear and oven ready...
I don't recall the title or author, sorry.
Water, water, everywhere, and all was cursed and black!
Drowned ones cast bad spell and out come pig, girl, duck, panda!
Swirl, swirl, slithery pond, and join with magic spring!
Swirl, swirl, dirty pond, and rid the cursed sting!
Here my prayer, I beg you please!
Now turn these curses BACK!
http://www.issendai.com/rpgs/japanese-boys-names.shtml
http://www.issendai.com/rpgs/japanese-girls-names.shtml