Hiya!

[Materia-Blade]

Hello! How's everybody? This is Materia-Blade. Lottaya know me from FF.net so. Hi! Hows the weather in the world? (Everyone answer!)
It's super hot here...

[Bliss]

Heya Mati~
Been seeing ya around for awhile, so ya decided to drop in an introduce yourself....
You've probably seen Spamville then.....
Well I've been posting this for everyone...spammers or not...
So....
Que standard warning
1. watch out for Mazoku and Succubi --- Himitsu in particular
2. Never accept a weapon from Screws
3. Never get between any two people when they're arguing especially don't get in between Neko-chan and Himitsu when their 'arguing'
4. Always carry weapons... big, powerful and lots of it
5. Sanity is optional. Leave it at the door.
6. Acey's place is probably one of the only safehouses in Spamville besides the It's Saturday Night
7. Watch out for random splashes of water... you're likely going to get cursed
8. Don't get blasted, if you do get blasted make sure you blast them back ^^... yeah it's a new rule
9. Bring weapons.
10. Be careful when treading in Spamville, it's a madhouse
11. Did I mention the weapons?
12. Paranoia is the best route to safety ^^
13. Be careful of deities, and robots
14. Be careful of Legozilla
15. N2 mines hurt, orbital lances hurt more.
16. Kill the Spore. ^~
17. Feed the Succubus (Okonomiyaki)<-- You owe me for this Valk
18. Enjoy the atmosphere, but don't get in between a fight between the Brotherhood and the succubi
19. School is a very dangerous place, well the students are...
20. Don't accept weapons from Screws, or anybody else for that matter, they have a tendency to how should I put this....malfunction and explode at inoppurtune times...except for Camk.... they blow up when you want them to.
21. Overkill is an unknown term. So is collateral damage.
22. Random Plug: Don't forget to stop by at the 'Guess the Movie Thread' located under 'Other'.
23. Most importantly have fun and enjoy yourself

[Sailor Sedai (Ellf)]

Hey Materia... Please join us in Spamville....

[Himitsu]

Welcome to the forums. And it's Hot and Humid, the worst combination. Anyway, give me your wallet for safe keeping, and the keys to your car.

[Neko-]

*whacks Himitsu*
Don't mind the court Jester there...
Welcome to Fukufics. I see the rules have been disclosed. You have been warned, so you'll probably be leaving now...
*waits for Materia-Blade to smarten up and leave*
No? Don't say you weren't given a chance to back out then...
Welcome to the forums. Enjoy your stay, and don't mind the insanity. It's not contageous... we think....

[camk4evr]

Hi Materia-Blade and Welcome to fukufics! I hope you have fun and when entering Spamville remember:
Abandon all hope (of sanity) ye who enter here ^_^

[Screwball]

Weather? Warm. Very warm. Welcome, and ignore the mazoku. He's even crazier than the rest of us.

[WG_Writer]

Welcome to the forms.
as to the Weather, well... it looks like Beryl is comming this way...

[Acey]

Hello! How's everybody? This is Materia-Blade. Lottaya know me from FF.net so. Hi! Hows the weather in the world? (Everyone answer!)

Materia!

It's super hot here...

Right there with you. Frickin' heatwave

[Rei-chan]

Hello and welcome MateriaBlade. Hope you enjoy your time here.

[Lioconvoy]

Where is here for you? Me I'm in Vegas and it's in the low hundreds, it was actaully cooler when I was in Iraq.
Welcome.

[J. St.C. Patrick]

Greetings and Felicitations, Materia-Blade.
It is quite pleasant here in Vancouver at the moment, 28 Celsius today
though it is supposed to get up to 36 degrees C at the weekend.

[Metroidvania]

'Sup.
Nice to finally lure you into posting!
(Maniacal Laugh, looks around to see if anyone's looking)
(Sighs)
I guess I'm not cut out for this introduction stuff
Oh, and _Mr. Patrick_, you want to play some hardball, eh?
let's see, multiply by 9/5, and.......uh....add 32, which would be 82ish?
Anyways, it was pretty bad earlier, 100-ish Farenheit, but it's cooled down to about 85 or so.
Later,
MV