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Postby kalad1 » Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:28 pm

Greetings and salutations, I am known as Kalad1, Kalad for short. Beware, for I am for my randomly ordered insanity.
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Postby Sailor Sedai (Ellf) » Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:53 pm

Welcome Kal. Make sure you look at the forum rules. Larry has them linked in his signature and they are in the announcements section of the forum.
If you do venture into spamville, make sure you are armed with cash along with a few other things.
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Postby Dumbledork » Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:56 pm

Welcome to this most noble forum.
And that's the bottom line 'cause Dumbledork said so.

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Postby Lioconvoy » Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:48 pm

You're actually nothing special here, most folks here are very random and very insane. You'll fit right in in spamville.
Welcome and enjoy.
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Postby Metroidvania » Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:28 pm

Welcome to Fukufics, and enjoy your stay.
If venturing into spamville, be aware of the various things you should know, which you can locate by looking into other introductions of others here and finding Bliss' list.
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Postby Bliss » Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:44 pm

*grins* Death-chan must have been talking about me.
Welcome Kal! Your friendly neighborhood Webslin- err (fox)catgirl here~!
Since, Death-chan has so kindly mentioned my 'list'. I felt you should get it included in your intro thread as well ^_^
Que standard warning:
1. watch out for Mazoku and Succubi --- Himitsu in particular
2. Never accept a weapon from Screws
3. Never get between any two people when they're arguing especially don't get in between Neko-chan and Himitsu when their 'arguing'
4. Always carry weapons... big, powerful and lots of it
5. Sanity is optional. Leave it at the door.
6. Acey's place is probably one of the only safehouses in Spamville besides the It's Saturday Night
7. Watch out for random splashes of water... you're likely going to get cursed
8. Don't get blasted, if you do get blasted make sure you blast them back ^^... yeah it's a new rule
9. Bring weapons.
10. Be careful when treading in Spamville, it's a madhouse
11. Did I mention the weapons?
12. Paranoia is the best route to safety ^^
13. Be careful of deities, and robots
14. Be careful of Legozilla
15. N2 mines hurt, orbital lances hurt more.
16. Kill the Spore. ^~
17. Feed the Succubus (Okonomiyaki)<-- You owe me for this Valk
18. Enjoy the atmosphere, but don't get in between a fight between the Brotherhood and the succubi
19. School is a very dangerous place, well the students are...
20. Don't accept weapons from Screws, or anybody else for that matter, they have a tendency to how should I put this....malfunction and explode at inoppurtune times...except for Camk.... they blow up when you want them to.
21. Overkill is an unknown term. So is collateral damage.
22. Random Plug: Don't forget to stop by at the 'Guess the Movie Thread' located under 'Other'.
23. Be wary of convoluted familial relationships and devious daughters of Mazoku ( I'm looking at you Shades-chan)
24. Watch out, you might end up getting cursed and engaged...
25. Random Plug: If you've seen those Animated-Avvies, then you should talk to Cybses (Cyber_Skaarj), he does excellent work, and I'm sure if you ask nicely and he isn't too busy, he'd make one for you too *grins* and Cybses being the multi-talented person that he is can also make animated banners as well... go here for more information. *grins*
26. Most importantly have fun and enjoy yourself
Random Important Plug: Please be sure to read the Forum rules. It's important, even in Spamville~!
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Postby camk4evr » Fri Jan 26, 2007 9:44 am

Welcome to Fukufics, Kalad!
Ellf wrote:If you do venture into spamville, make sure you are armed with cash along with a few other things.

Actually, that should be:
"If you do venture into spamville, make sure you are armed"
If you find yourself in need of weapons, while in Spamville, look me up (I'm usually at Acey's). I'm the local-(somewhat)friendly-armsdealer^_^
Have fun!
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Postby Screwball » Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:30 pm

Ah, fresh fuel for the fires of damnation... I mean, welcome! Pay no heed to our assorted weirdos, fools and psychopaths.
After careful study of Number One's biographic work My Ceaseless Quest to Conquer Earth and Destroy its Puny Inhabitants, we have come to the conclusion that the Ghast Empire may well be up to something rum.
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Postby Himitsu » Fri Jan 26, 2007 6:44 pm

Welcome to the forums!! Now give me all your stuff and I'll burn your house to the ground!!
Brass Demon#22: Don't you mean, "or you'll burn his house to the ground"?
Nope!
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Postby Rei-chan » Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:09 pm

Welcome to the crew. Hope you forgot your meds, it makes it easier to fit in if you aren't taking them.
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Postby Draconis Stelanaris » Sat Jan 27, 2007 5:05 pm

Welcome. on a side note: Never trust Screwball's gifts. He has a thing about killing any one thats not human and on his side for some reason. Oh and dont make the dragons mad.
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Postby Neko- » Sun Jan 28, 2007 6:09 pm

You have been made aware of the official rules, and the Spamville guidelines, therefore I will not trouble you with those anymore.
Since you stated to be 'randomly ordered insanity' I trust you should fit right in with the other Spamvillans, since Spamville IS insanity. Ordered or otherwise depends on who you're talking to, what the topic is, the phase of the moon, and if Himitsu has had his share of icecream.
Anyway... Be welcome, and be sure to enjoy your time :)
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