Temple of Ranma's Sailor Senshi Seifuku

by **Draconis Stelanaris** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:35 pm

Hi!
Tis I, Draconis, Draconic mage and planeswalker!
Anyway I bring icecream filled with fear and despare. Enjoy!

by **Lalandil** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:07 pm

Welcome.
Do you have Lust flavored Ice Cream? Fear and Despair don't go well with the pervert in me. ^u^

by **camk4evr** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 2:50 am

Welcome Draconis (I wonder how many dragons are members of fukufics).
With the ice cream you'll probably make friends with the local mazoku (and enemies with Neko).
And now for the standard warnings (though if you knew about then you probably know the warnings):
1) Don't feed the Mazoku
2) when entering Spamville leave your sanity at the door lest it be stolen or lost
3) Never accept a weapon from Screwball
4) only enter Spamville while heavily armed
I hope you enjoy your stay here and Remember: Abandon all hope (of sanity) ye who enter here (well Spamville at any rate)

by **Draconis Stelanaris** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 6:58 am

1) Don't feed the Mazoku
Ha! Thats what the ice cream is for!
2) when entering Spamville leave your sanity at the door lest it be stolen or lost
Good thing I put it in a safe place, is not?
3) Never accept a weapon from Screwball
Well, I usualy would not anyway. Plus I am extraplanular, you do the math.
4) only enter Spamville while heavily armed
*blinks* What part of 'Draconic Archmagus' did you miss?

by **Rei-chan** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 2:29 pm

Welcome to Fukufics. Please enjoy your stay and be careful in Spamville. I think cam there forgot to warn about watching out for the water as well.

by **Draconis Stelanaris** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 7:40 pm

Got it, water bad...
Note to self: keep mage senses on-line at all times...

by **Light02** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:13 pm

hmm...fresh meat eh...in that case I present you a patented Washu-tech Blaster *pulls out a huge rifle* for those cases when your magic just won't put something down *hands it to the dragon mage*

by **Fatuous One** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:51 pm

Welcome! *starts measuring Draconis Stelanaris* Would you like your seifuku in pink with gold trim, or gold with pink trim?

by **camk4evr** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 2:35 am

Draconis Stelanaris wrote:*blinks* What part of 'Draconic Archmagus' did you miss?

Dude, you're going to run into stuff, here, that a Dragon Slave won't stop. Take some weapons.

by **Draconis Stelanaris** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 12:10 pm

Who said I as not? The question was refering to inate weapons and a lot of other things...
Claws, breath weapons, Staff of +30 magical overkill, Longsword of evil mind shreading nightmares, summoned help... Stuff like that.
*Glares at Fatuous One* Shaterstar revised: Dark Nova.
*Resulting explosion leaves a 4 mile across crater*
Male dragons do not have Fukus. :evil:

by **Fatuous One** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 6:33 pm

*Reappears next to Draconis, completely unharmed*
*finishes measuring* Mmm, so that would be pink with gold?
*looks at the pothole*
You know, you should probably confine the destruction into Spamville.

by **Lalandil** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:27 pm

*straps on a cyberdeck and uses it to warp beside Fatuous One and Draconis Stelanaris* Hi there! :D
*gently guides Fauous One to the side* Please wait here for a minute.
*twiddles a bit with his cyberdeck making sure all nanoprogram settings are in order*
*gently smiless at Draconis Stelanaris and instacasts a Jusenkyo Deep Submerge: Penthouse Special water based nuke on surprised Draconis, transforming him into a random Penthouse centerfold babe*
*calmly walks back to Fatuous one* Easier to dress it now. No nasty horned protrusion to rip the fuku now. Plus, pink looks so much better on human skin than on green dragon one, don't you agree? And it needs lace! Lots and lots and lots of lace! Bright purple lace! <(^o^)>
Besides, since I used nanites, he's stuck for a while until he manages to devise up a spell first to kill them then to turn back ^-^

by **Draconis Stelanaris** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:51 pm

*Head pops out of thin air behind Lalandil*
Um, why did you do that to that poor hamster?
*Disapears as the transformed hamster attacks the human in rage.*
Being a mage is good. Contingency spells are your friend. :twisted:

by **Acey** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:25 pm

Stelana! Enjoy your stay ^^

by **Fatuous One** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:14 am

Ooo! A magical hamster-girl! Come with me, I'll get the registration forms right away! *Teleports away with confused hamster-turned-magical girl*
... ... ...*Pop* Oh, and I'll get your seifuku while I'm at it too, Draconis-san. ^_^ *dis-pop*

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