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Postby Nekomata-sensei » Thu May 11, 2006 11:01 pm

Ah, the excitement of subscription to a new web forum! Going from a lurker to a N3|/\|8! :twisted: :lol: :wink: :D
Okay, enough emocons! I should get to work on my avatar and making a better signature. Don't do this for me or try to give me ideas, I allready have them and I've got good enough art skills. Heck, I've got a graphics tablet and all sorts of graphics programs that I haven't put to proper use in nearly a year.
As for who I am, well, the real me, that is a secret. But I suppose I can tell you some of my intrests. I hope to one day be a writer/game designer for Wizards of the Coast's Dungeons and Dragons game, or maybe some other RPG group, possibly get involved in the writing of a comic or two, maybe write my own novel or direct the production of an anime. :roll: :? My art skills are probably above average, but not what I'd call 'production quality', or professional looking, although I can draw and CG and I'm competent with photoshop, I don't really have the patience for really nice art or the memory to retain my ideas long enough to scetch them out well. Mostly I like writing, although I'm not very confident with my writing yet, I plan to hone it to the level where I wouldn't be embarrased to share it, because I do have some pretty good ideas, and I'm good at world design (I've been told I'm a great dungeon master/game master by RPG players, and a good player as well, even when playing other people's characters or characters that I've been told were too weak before the players saw how well I could play, so I think my RPG experiences lends itself well to story writing). My favorite foods are avocados, chocolate ice cream, and italian food. My favorite color is red, and my 'lucky' color is yellow (usually pick yellow dice and yellow pices in board games with different color pieces). My favorite and lucky number is 4. I usually spend my free time reading, and because of this I have a rather large vocabulary. I live in California in the good ol' US of A, and consider myself a supporter of the Green party, although I haven't yet registered to vote and just became old enough. I have been told by many that I'm catlike, both in the way I move, and my personality I know I like cats, and I have had quite a few of them, they are easily my favorite animal.
My favorite games are Dungeons and Dragons for RPGs, Sonic Adventure, Soul Calibur II and Super Smash Brothers Melee for Video Games, Escape Velocity series, Starcraft and Warcraft III for computer games, and Puerto Rico and Lord of the Rings the confrontation for board games. My favorite animes are Stellvia, Magical Lyrical Girl Nanoha (and MLGN A's), Full Metal Alchemist, and Azumanga Daioh. My favorite manga are Ranma 1/2, Naruto, and Comic Party. My favorite (non-anime) TV shows are Stargate SG1, X-men Evolution, and Justice League. My favorite books are the Harry Potter series, the four seasons Dragonlance books, and the His Dark Materials trilogy. I'm also something of an american super heros fan, especially Spiderman and Superman, (Marvel and DC respectively), although I like the X-men stories better than Spiderman stuff, I like Spiderman better than any of the individual X-men. If I could have the abilities and tools of a fantasy character I think I'd pick Nanoha's after the end of A's, the inteligent devices just can make a mage so versitle and powerful! :wink:
Now as for my Spamville Character. I am nekomata-sensei, the pure. My mind can be read, but not controlled or manipulated, I'm immune to illusions and mental control or memory erasure/manipulation, even emotional control/manipulation. My mind exists on a separate plane and it's invulnerable there and can't be removed from there, nor can that plane be destroyed, and my body in other places is merely a projection of my mind, although I can only have one true projection with my conciousness in it, that projection can be manifested anywhere. The projection itself I can reset if I wish, recreating it without any damage it's taken, although that does use my psychic energy my mind absorbs from the alternate plane it's on (which is what keeps me alive, I'm immortal) in this way, I'm sort of like a phoenix, as my body can reincarnate when it's destroyed, although I have to will this to happen and it uses up a lot of energy, so I can't do it too often. I look like an extra petite, teenage 16~ in appearance cat-girl, with short white fur and hair, a tail which is prehenstile, and a very nice figure. I have sharper teeth than a human, especially the k-9s, slit pupil eyes, with irridecent, silvery irises, triangular cat ears high up on the head but no human ones on the sides, the cat ears are real, similar in appearance to Inu Yasha's, my tail is prehenstile, although it usually moves like a cat's tail, it's actually very strong, more than enough to climb and lift with or use for unarmed attacks, my fingers and toes end in short and sturdy, and razor sharp, retractable claws, I also have light, but tanned skin, with no tan lines, and a wiry, well toned, thin, muscular figure. Usually I am seen wearing a cute white tie on bathing suit which has three ties for the bottom part because of the tail, white arm and leg bracers made out of a thin layer of a foam-like kevlar based material, dark grey ninja sandals and ninja gloves with no fingertips (like the ones from Naruto), and a silvery cloak (like the invisibility cloak from Harry Potter, only it doesn't turn invisible).
My character's true name is Yukino Umi, but she usually goes by Umi-chan to her friends, Nekomata-sensei to most (since she's a magical/psychic doctor), or Yukino-san to people less respectful of her profession. She specializes in healing, warding, exorcisim, and sealing divine magic, healing ninjutsu and fuinjutsu, healing, scanning, and detection based psychic powers, and has powerful miko skills. Besides this, her actual combat abilities are mostly her physical abilities, the fact that she can manifest her body pretty much anywhere, so she can basically teleport around, and that she's much stronger than she appears thanks to her energy and medical based skills, especially her chakra control, and she's very fast and acrobatic, and mostly a physical fighter, better at avoidance and hit and run, and using her psychic powers for a sort of 'cat' sense (nearly exactly the same as Peter Parker's spider sense, but not as effective against magical attacks, it can warn her of them, but not give her the instincts to dodge them the right way like she can with other types of attacks). She looks exceptionally cute, and quite attractive in a sexual way as well, but she's mostly oblivious when it comes to that sort of thing for herself (she's more interested in the romantic lives of others and matchmaking :twisted: ). Her personality can be a bit unpredictable, although she has pretty strong morals, she sometimes forgets them, and she can go from calm and conservative, to a truly terrifying cold fury, to wild and playful in manners of seconds. She likes to indulge herself in swimming, sunbathing and acrobatics, and also eating tasty food and drinking tasty drinks and resting, even though she doesn't need to rest, and only needs to breath, eat, and drink in order to keep her current body alive. She doesn't have the capability to sleep, or become unconcious, but her mind is very efficient and part of it is allways dreaming, although she's usually not aware of these dreams, which prevents her from going insane. She likes to heal people and stop evil or free people from control, and stands up for freedom and goodness, (alignment neutral good, as she does believe in law and order strongly, but also highly values personal freedoms and individuality). She tends to be a bit of a know-it-all and say a lot of things very fast, often confusing people. When she gets really angry, she transforms into a small white cat with two tails and blood red eyes that refect pink, which can walk on it's hind legs and gains incredible shamanistic and necromantic powers, although it's often easy to placate her. She's easily distracted by things that distract cats when she's got not being serious, such as small bells, shiny objects, balls of yarn, mice, bugs, and bits of fluff. She particularly dislikes snakes and dragons and all sorts of serpentine creatures, which she associates with terrible entities like Orochimaru, Voldemort, Ragnorok, Set, as well as deception, corruption, and destruction, whereas she values honesty(as opposed to deception), purity(as opposed to corruption), and restoration/creation/protection(as opposed to destruction).
She often comes off as lazy or strange, and has a problem with names and recognizing people on occasion. She can be rather unpredictable in her reactions to people because of her odd sense of humor and specific but hard to describe moral system, which is more instinctive than philosophical.
Hello temple residents! Make way for Nekomata-sensei! :o
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Postby Sailor Sedai (Ellf) » Thu May 11, 2006 11:18 pm

*sweatdrops at the long introduction*
Nice to see someone so.... detailed about Spamville.
Welcome Umi-san, welcome to the insanity. Make sure your weapons and everything are checked in with the security minions, they'll fill out the proper paperwork.
Other than that, have fun posting here, I do, and so do others.
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Postby Himitsu » Thu May 11, 2006 11:51 pm

(Stares at the looooong introduction.)
......
(Stares some more.)
I'm not reading all of that! So I'll just skip everything imbetween "Ah" and "Hello temple residents! Make way for Nekomata-sensei!". Henchkittygirl(cause that's what minions are for) or Acey-chan(she might as well make herself useful to me) can give me a summary! Welcome to the forums! Now give me all your valuables if you want to live when you enter spamville!
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Postby J. St.C. Patrick » Fri May 12, 2006 1:33 am

Blinks....
Blinks somemore.
Um, Welcome.
You win the only prize for long introductions.
* Hands Nekomata-sensei a golden pencil. *
(No more prizes will be handed out)
Be glad Himitsu didn't read all of your introduction or he'd have sent a brass demon lawyer after you to collect Royalties for using his "that is a secret" line.
Write something (Ranma related) and post it in the C&C section and we promise not to feed you to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. Or trade you in for pocky.
(Well, we might do the latter anyways, but that won't have anything to do with your writing skills.)
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Postby camk4evr » Fri May 12, 2006 2:06 am

Ummm wow. That's the longest/most detailed intro I've ever seen (not that I've been here that long).
At any rate. Welcome to Fukufics. Don't feed the succubi or mazoku. When entering Spamville leave your sanity at the door, keep your powder dry, and never accept any weapon from Screwball.
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Postby Screwball » Fri May 12, 2006 3:02 am

Clearly, you are insane. That means that you'll fit right in! Welcome, have fun, and watch the pretty explosions.
and never accept any weapon from Screwball

Aww... you never let me blow up the newbies.
*Sulks.*
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Postby Screwball » Fri May 12, 2006 3:03 am

Clearly, you are insane. That means that you'll fit right in! Welcome, have fun, and watch the pretty explosions.
and never accept any weapon from Screwball

Aww... you never let me blow up the newbies.
*Sulks.*
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Postby Nekomata-sensei » Fri May 12, 2006 3:41 am

Doubble post!!! :shock:
:x How dare you Screwball!
:D :lol: :twisted:
...
:wink:
Noo! Attack of the emocons! :oops: :mrgreen: ...
Okay, we need some extra emocons, maybe I'll make them, I'm not sure of the admins can implement them, but I think we'd need a sweat dropping one, a anger veins one, a spooky (like Gosunkugi Hikaru) one, a blabbermouth know it all one (like Hermione Granger) with a graduate's hat, ones with different emphasis lines around them (like the blue lines over their head effect which is used in similar but different instances to a sweat drop), and a catty mischevious one with a feline grin and cat eyes. :)
Sailor Sendai (Ellf): Weapons? What weapons? I use my own power! Hihihihi! *giggles hysterically, then takes a corner of her cloak and uses it to wipe off Sailor Sensai's sweatdrop, breaking the barrier between illustrative expression and the 'reality' of Spamville*
Himitsu: No!! My valuables!!! Wait, what valuables? All my clothing is just mentally manifested by my psychic powers, it will dissapate if taken away from me, and I don't have anything but clothing...
J. St.C. Patrick: Yay! *now possessed Golden Pencil Golden, Pencil is taken by Himitsu* Kuso!! :x
Camk4evr: Zankyuu hou zee aduvizu! *fails horribly at japanese accent*
Screwball: I allready adressed this... :x Don't get trigger happy with that submit button! *waggles scolding finger at Screwball*
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Postby Screwball » Fri May 12, 2006 4:04 am

Don't get trigger happy with that submit button! *waggles scolding finger at Screwball*

*Grumble.*
I'll get trigger happy with something else instead. Prepare for 'splosions next time you enter Spamville.
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Postby Fatuous One » Fri May 12, 2006 6:17 am

H-holy crap! That's a big introduction, sensei-san.
Well, welcome! This is the place where a multitude of people cross-dress to fight evil, and sometimes just for the fun of it.
Would you like your seifuku in aquamarine with teal trim, golden-brown with crimson trim, or azure with black trim?
*Starts measuring Nekomata-sensei*
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Postby Neko- » Fri May 12, 2006 8:14 am

That is one... HUGE... introduction.
Pehaps break it up a little bit next time with some empty lines? Makes reading it a bit easier I suppose.
So... Lets see here...
that is a secret

Himitsu will probably demand royalties for that phrase.
Be glad Himitsu didn't read all of your introduction or he'd have sent a brass demon lawyer after you to collect Royalties for using his "that is a secret" line.

See! This statement is true tho.
possibly get involved in the writing of a comic or two

Drop by in Spamville, and cause enough havoc, and you'll turn up in the Fukufics comics eventually.
chocolate ice cream

Lest thee enter Spamville, be prepared to surrender your icecream.
My mind exists on a separate plane and it's invulnerable there and can't be removed from there

Sounds like the astral plane... for which Himitsu has clearly demonstrated a knack of entering and abusing. Give us enough time, and we'll figure out what plane it is, and drop by for a visit.
I'm sort of like a phoenix, as my body can reincarnate when it's destroyed, although I have to will this to happen and it uses up a lot of energy, so I can't do it too often

There are certain individuals in Spamville that will take this knowledge, and see how many times this can be done prior to it costing too much energy :P
*Takes note of the physical description*
Darn it! I was the only one with claws on here! Come to think of it, I was the only authentic catgirl on here!
*weeps for uniqueness lost*
Oh well.. Atleast I'm the only real kitty still around.
she's more interested in the romantic lives of others and matchmaking

Ohhhhhhhhh!!! I just 'HAVE' to introduce you to Himitsu and Acey!
he's easily distracted by things that distract cats when she's got not being serious, such as small bells, shiny objects, balls of yarn, mice, bugs, and bits of fluff

Noted. Muwhahahahaha
Henchkittygirl(cause that's what minions are for) or Acey-chan(she might as well make herself useful to me) can give me a summary!

I am not your minion!!!! As for a summary: Hi, I'm Nekomata-sensei. Fear me!
Attack of the emoticons!

Talk to Acey. She's queen of the emoticons on this forum.
Spamville warnings? Nah. Don't need those. Welcome? Did that already. If entering Spamville, be sure to visit the bar. Sooner or later everyone ends up in there anyways. Enjoy your stay! :D
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Postby Nekomata-sensei » Fri May 12, 2006 4:55 pm

Muwahahaha!! :lol:
I now have an avatar! Kawaii ne?
Screwball: ... *sweatdrops*
Fatuous One: :oops: My measurements are a secret!!! :x
Neko- : Sorry... I tend to get carried away like that... Himitsu allready stole my golden pencil, that can be his royalties or something... Cause havok in spamville? But I'm a peacefull kitty! :oops: :lol:
You can't have my ice cream!!
_It is not astral plane, is warded personal subspace!_ :twisted:
I expect people to try and kill me, it's spamville after all. I'll probably die and be maimed a number of times. 8) :shock:
Invasion of the nekomimi!
I think I remember that chaos from the old boards... Himitsu x Acey was mentioned on a number of threads, although if you listened to Himitsu it was a one sided relationship, don't worry Acey, we'll get Himitsu to acknoledge you!!
Thanks for the advice. :D
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Postby Himitsu » Fri May 12, 2006 4:59 pm

I think I remember that chaos from the old boards... Himitsu x Acey was mentioned on a number of threads, although if you listened to Himitsu it was a one sided relationship, don't worry Acey, we'll get Himitsu to acknoledge you!!

I hate you. Note to self, kill Umi-chan on sight!
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Postby Rei-chan » Fri May 12, 2006 5:23 pm

Looks that I am late to greet, but greet I shall. Welcome to the forums Nekomata. Should be fun to see how long it takes one of us to find that warded subspace. Enjoy your stay and here, *Hands Nekomata some score cards.* feel free to use these to rate any of the random violence on occasions. If your lucky you can make it escalate.
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Postby DCG » Sat May 13, 2006 12:43 am

i didn't read that and im sure as hell not going to try unthill ya learn to use the freaking ENTER key.
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