Hello all

[Amarielah]

God, are introductions awkward or what?
I'm never quite sure what to do with these things, ya know?
So, where to begin? Hmm...
Hi everybody! I'm a 16-year-old girl with far, far too much time on her hands. Okay, maybe not that much time-- more like I have a rather frustrating tendency to occupy my time with the wrong activities. I love works of fiction in general, but, due to some inexplicable attraction, anime and manga have found a special place in my heart. Second only to the actual experience of fictional fandoms, my biggest hobby is probably reading and writing fanfiction. God, this stuff is downright addictive.
So yeah...that's a little (::snort:: 'little' my tush) about me.
PS I'm really glad that I found this forum! ::does a little jig::
PPS Yes, I am one of those annoying people who puts actions into posts between either stars or double colons. ::puts action into post between double colons::

[Sailor Sedai (Ellf)]

Hey, welcome to the forum. Come on in to Spamville if you want, but be warned, it is a silly place.

[Metroidvania]

Indeed, welcome.
Beware Spamville. 'Tis a silly place.
Other than that, have a great time.
...umm..I'm not in charge of the warnings, so can someone else give me a hand here?

[EdenB]

Welcome to the forum. Introductions are hard, especially when most are interested in the same things around here. ^^;
Avoid people stealing your wallet. *Looks around for that one* You might be able to chase them off with oversized blades on sticks and ki blasts.

[Metroidvania]

Himitsu's the one who'll try to steal your wallet.
When you look around in Spamville, I will say that you'll need weapons..
Lots of weapons....

[Rei-chan]

Hello, welcome to Fukufics. Hope you have fun.

[Amarielah]

Himitsu's the one who'll try to steal your wallet.
When you look around in Spamville, I will say that you'll need weapons..
Lots of weapons....

I will most definitely keep that in mind. Will...an army of milktarts do? ::gestures to army of delicious pastries armed with...um...fuzzy, green stuff that smells really dodgy:: I have come prepared.
It's okay if somebody wants to steal my wallet, though. All you'll get is about R23, 50 (app. $4) and my dusty old library card which may or may not have expired.

[Himitsu]

Welcome to the forums! Don't listen to these wusses! Spamville is 100% safe! Now give me your wallet for safe keeping. Your purse too, and your piggy bank.

[Acey]

Ama!
Enjoy yourself and always remember that Mitsu only projects the image that he's a bad guy. He's actually quite loveable ^^

[Bliss]

Welcome Amal~
*shrugs* since, no one else has done it....
Que standard warning
1. watch out for Mazoku and Succubi --- Himitsu in particular
2. Never accept a weapon from Screws
3. Never get between any two people when they're arguing especially don't get in between Neko-chan and Himitsu when their 'arguing'
4. Always carry weapons... big, powerful and lots of it
5. Sanity is optional. Leave it at the door.
6. Acey's place is probably one of the only safehouses in Spamville besides the It's Saturday Night
7. Watch out for random splashes of water... you're likely going to get cursed
8. Don't get blasted, if you do get blasted make sure you blast them back ^^... yeah it's a new rule
9. Bring weapons.
10. Be careful when treading in Spamville, it's a madhouse
11. Did I mention the weapons?
12. Paranoia is the best route to safety ^^
13. Be careful of deities, and robots
14. Be careful of Legozilla
15. N2 mines hurt, orbital lances hurt more.
16. Kill the Spore. ^~
17. Feed the Succubus (Okonomiyaki)<-- You owe me for this Valk
18. Enjoy the atmosphere, but don't get in between a fight between the Brotherhood and the succubi
19. School is a very dangerous place, well the students are...
20. Don't accept weapons from Screws, or anybody else for that matter, they have a tendency to how should I put this....malfunction and explode at inoppurtune times...except for Camk.... they blow up when you want them to.
21. Overkill is an unknown term. So is collateral damage.
22. Random Plug: Don't forget to stop by at the 'Guess the Movie Thread' located under 'Other'.
23. Most importantly have fun and enjoy yourself
Yay! I did my good deed for the day!

[Lioconvoy]

*Watches a bunch of Lego's perform "Knights of the Round Table"*
Yes Spamville is a very silly place indeed. Well welcome, and don't much on any green cheese.

[camk4evr]

Welcome to Fukufics Amarielah and I hope you'll enjoy it here!
Unfortunately, you'll likely find worse (fortunately, you'll definately find better) foodstuff than your milktarts wandering around here. But, if you ever happen to need any weapons while in Spamville, look me up. I can usually be found at Acey's Place.

[Screwball]

Those bits about not accepting weapons from me... they're lies. All weapons I give to suc... er, newbies, are as perfectly functional as those given to Imperial Guardsmen. They only blow up 1 in 10 times you fire them!
Anyway, welcome, and as an arrival gift, please accept this Hellgun!

[Neko-]

Introductions maybe awkward... We don't care! WELCOME TO FUKUFICS. Warnings have been given, and your sanity was sold on eBay as you pressed the Post button on your first post.
Funding goes to the weddinggifts for Acey (Cause Himitsu doesn't want 'm).
Welcome

[Bliss]

Introductions maybe awkward... We don't care! WELCOME TO FUKUFICS. Warnings have been given, and your sanity was sold on eBay as you pressed the Post button on your first post.
Funding goes to the weddinggifts for Acey (Cause Himitsu doesn't want 'm).
Welcome

*glomps Neko-chan* Yay! You're here~ *nuzzles Neko-chan* Oh, and watch out lest you end up engaged to Himi-chan~!