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Postby StarEyed » Tue Jul 25, 2006 12:01 am

Hello. I'm one of those people who usually lurks in the background, but is now making an effort to actually register and post instead of just read.
Go easy on me, OK?
Don't expect much in the way of fics. I have a bad habit of starting them and running out of plot halfway through. Since I hate reading half-finished fics I've vowed never to post any.
Ideas on the other hand... If I get any that are relevent and substantial enough I'll put them up for adoption.
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Postby Sailor Sedai (Ellf) » Tue Jul 25, 2006 12:16 am

Welcome to the forum. Please venture into Spamville. If you dare....
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Postby Pale Wolf » Tue Jul 25, 2006 12:24 am

(Cues dramatic 'dun-dun-dunnn!' music)
If you like your sanity (or for that matter your free time), you're probably best-off staying out of Spamville, however fun it is for lunatics.
We'll go... moderately easy on you.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
... Don't mind that. Happens every now and then. :twisted:
Looking forward to your ideas and contributions.
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Postby camk4evr » Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:53 am

Hiya StarEyed (do you read Mercedes Lackey?) and welcome to fukufics!
I'm to lazy to give you the standard warnings so I'll just say: Have fun!
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Postby GenocideHeart » Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:26 am

Greetings, new victim- er, I mean newcomer. Yeah, newcomer, that's the ticket...
Here's some random Spamville-related rules (not all of them, mind you; where's the fun in pointing out ALL the mines on the minefield for you? :twisted: ):
-Do not accept/use weapons from Screwball
-Do not sign ANY papers and/or contracts Himitsu gives you
-Do not feed the succubi
-Leave your sanity at the door when entering Spamville - it'd be stolen/destroyed in minutes once you're in, anyway, so you might as well not bring it in.
There's other common-sense rules, as well as more obscure ones, but I'll leave you the... pleasure... of finding out. Kekekekeke...
"When the Planessss burnnnn and all life is torchesss, then Ignusss ssshall at lassst... be at peace..."
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Postby Bliss » Tue Jul 25, 2006 6:46 am

*sigh*
Heya Star,
I'm gonna be nice and give you a headsup should you venture into Spamville....
Que standard warning
1. watch out for Mazoku and Succubi --- Himitsu in particular
2. Never accept a weapon from Screws
3. Never get between any two people when they're arguing especially don't get in between Neko-chan and Himitsu when their 'arguing'
4. Always carry weapons... big, powerful and lots of it
5. Sanity is optional. Leave it at the door.
6. Acey's place is probably one of the only safehouses in Spamville besides the It's Saturday Night
7. Watch out for random splashes of water... you're likely going to get cursed
8. Don't get blasted, if you do get blasted make sure you blast them back ^^... yeah it's a new rule
9. Bring weapons.
10. Be careful when treading in Spamville, it's a madhouse
11. Did I mention the weapons?
12. Paranoia is the best route to safety ^^
13. Be careful of deities, and robots
14. Be careful of Legozilla
15. N2 mines hurt, orbital lances hurt more.
16. Kill the Spore. ^~
17. Feed the Succubus (Okonomiyaki)<-- You owe me for this Valk
18. Enjoy the atmosphere, but don't get in between a fight between the Brotherhood and the succubi
19. School is a very dangerous place, well the students are...
20. Don't accept weapons from Screws, or anybody else for that matter, they have a tendency to how should I put this....malfunction and explode at inoppurtune times...except for Camk.... they blow up when you want them to.
21. Overkill is an unknown term. So is collateral damage.
22. Random Plug: Don't forget to stop by at the 'Guess the Movie Thread' located under 'Other'.
23. Be wary of convoluted familial relationships and devious daughters of Mazoku ( I'm looking at you Shades-chan)
24. Watch out, you might end up getting cursed and engaged...
25. Most importantly have fun and enjoy yourself
*grins* Enjoy your stay~
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Postby Rei-chan » Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:21 am

Hello and welcome to Fukufics. Hope you enjoy your stay and have fun. I also look forward to reading your ideas.
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Postby Bliss » Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:26 am

Oh My Starry Eyed Suprise, Sundown to Sunrise....
*grins* Sorry I couldn't help myself.....
Another Random Plug: If you see those animated Avvies around, and you really wanna know more about them, I'd consult Cybses *grins* If he's not too busy I'm sure he could make one for ya, or direct you to someone else who could
Edit: I forgot that most don't call him Cybses... I meant Cyber_Skaarj....
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Postby Neko- » Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:24 am

Welcome to Fukufics...
Rules... <check>
Spamville warnings... <check>
Welcome notes... <check>
Well... most is taken care of. Be sure to enjoy your stay with us loonies, for we need more blood to feed the fanfiction depravation we all suffer from. Some more then others, but still...
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Postby Rei-chan » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:22 am

Aye Neko- is right. Fanfiction deprivation going on for what now? Nearly 2 months isn't it?
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Postby StarEyed » Tue Jul 25, 2006 2:09 pm

Hiya StarEyed (do you read Mercedes Lackey?) and welcome to fukufics

Yes, I read Mercedes Lackey. Was the name really that obvious?
Thanks for the...enthusiastic... welcome everyone.
Spamville = insane asylum. Got it.
*shrugs*
I think I'll stay clear for a while. That said, I think I lost my sanity a while ago anyway.
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Postby Neko- » Tue Jul 25, 2006 2:58 pm

Spamville = insane asylum. Got it.

I resent that... We're not insane... We're just a bit... playful.
*hauls back to Spamville before this chugs off into a spam-thread*
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Postby Lioconvoy » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:41 pm

I have to agree the members of Spamville are insane. Present company included.
Welcome, how'd you loose your sanity the first time.
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Postby camk4evr » Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:01 am

StarEyed wrote:Yes, I read Mercedes Lackey. Was the name really that obvious?

To me, yes.
I think I'll stay clear for a while. That said, I think I lost my sanity a while ago anyway.

Then you shouldn't have any problems fitting in with the rest of us crazies.
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Postby Screwball » Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:33 am

Welcome. You've already been warned, so you'll expect me to threaten you with extreme bodily harm, torture, and so on. Consider yourself so warned. You can escape this horrible fate by having fun, I suppose. But remember: The Inquisition is watching you!
After careful study of Number One's biographic work My Ceaseless Quest to Conquer Earth and Destroy its Puny Inhabitants, we have come to the conclusion that the Ghast Empire may well be up to something rum.
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