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[R.5][SM] Pinch Hitter

PostPosted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 11:05 am
by uragaaru
I've been working on a fukufic concept for a while now. As far as tone goes, it's somewhere between Lines of Destiny and Beautiful Destoryer Sailor Moon, placing it comfortable within spitting distance of stories like Fist of the Moon and Contrast Match. It's mostly envisioned as a story about family, both finding and making a new family, though I've also endeavored to have a fair number of dick jokes jammed in wherever I can fit them.

The Pitch (subject to change): Three years after Jusendo, Ranma's life is coming together when a new family and a power he never wanted are accidentally thrust upon him. Now he must face the sins of the distant past, the obligations of the present, and an emerging threat to the future in order to save the world and maybe his sanity. A semi-farcical fukufic containing yuri, sex jokes, and bouts of melodrama

Prologue (also viewable at https://docs.google.com/document/d/11-K ... TYO4/edit#):

Prologue - A Brief History Lesson

Silver Millenium Calendar 3520380.77
(November 4th, 13843 BCE)
(Friday, 11:37 PM)


The grand ballroom of Almathea Castle was the definition of opulence. Large white marble columns supported an immense room which held one thousand of the high society swells who lived past the asteroid belt. Though a small moon of Jupiter, its closeness to the large planet made Almathea a veritable island of pleasure for the ultra-wealthy to enjoy the nightlife. Indeed, the view of Jupiter itself dominated the night sky and it's ochre surface shone through the floor to ceiling windows that opened up to an expansive balcony where, oddly, only two people stood admiring the view, though not paying the gas giant nor the throngs of people inside any mind.

The man was tall, around two meters in height. His skin was light, barely tinged with blue. His long black hair, draped openly behind him and fell onto his mantle, the cape of which he used to envelop the woman next to him. She was somewhat tall, a little more than a hundred and sixty centimeters. Her long silver hair was done up in an intricate french braid. She wore an elegant, if low-cut white ball gown and delicate, iridescent crystal heeled slippers.

The two stared in each other’s eyes, taking in as much of the other features as was possible behind the delicate, porcelain masques. They leaned into each other again and shared a deep kiss.

“I haven't felt this way in a very long time," the woman half-whispered as she pulled herself away.

"Neither have I," the man confessed. "You're quite a woman."

She wrapped the cloth of the man's cape tighter, enjoying the feeling of his warmth. She looked up and said, with a giddy smile, "If this isn't too forward of me, what's a gentleman like yourself doing in a place like this?"

The man blinked. "I'm visiting my younger brother who works at the Europa Institute. I'm from Oikumene in the Rigel System."

"Oh?" The blonde woman put a gloved finger on the man's chest delicately, slowly tracing the outline of the detailed gold embroidery of his tunic downwards. "Is it true what they say about Rigelians?" she asked mischievously.

The man looked away slightly, rolling his eyes a bit, but smiled all the same. "I have a suite upstairs. Why don't we see for ourselves?"

The woman put a hand over her décolletage and said, in an over-dramatic voice, "Oh my. But we haven't even introduced ourselves."

The man finally reached around with an arm and touched the small of her back, bringing her closer. "For tonight, call me 'Xavin'," he whispered.

The woman looked up at him closely. She bit her lip before smiling again. "You can call me 'Bunny'." She rose on her tiptoes to kiss him once more.

---

Silver Millenium Calendar 3520580.37
(Monday, July 31, 13842 BCE)
(2:28 AM)


The large antechamber was dark, the only light emanating from a large fireplace and the nighttime sky. The white crystal room was sparsely decorated save for a four post bed, a small writing desk, and a chaise longue. The lone figure in the room sat on the chaise, her attention turned towards the large floor to ceiling window, overlooking the stars and the full earth at the apex of its rise. Her long silver hair glistened in the earthlight.

A set of large alabaster doors at the front of the room creaked open and a second figure entered. She was dressed in a slim, black formal gown which complimented her dark brown skin. Her green hair was put up in a complicated french braid. As she closed the door behind her, the woman on the chaise spoke.

"Did all the negotiations go as planned?"

The woman standing nodded. "Yes, my queen. It took some third party negotiation to see the agreement through, but King Endymion's family is preparing to receive her. They were grateful since the queen is unable to have any more children after the difficult birth of their son. They, too, wish to avoid rumor and, truth be told, her majesty is looking forward to a daughter."

"I'm glad," the queen said, relieved.

The two were frozen in silence, the crackling of the fire echoing across the vast antechamber.

"If I can speak frankly, My Queen?"

The queen nodded. "Of course."

"Damn it, Serenity," Setsuna all but spat. "Why is all this subterfuge is necessary? It isn't right."

Serenity shook her head, "I dare say it hardly matters if its right or wrong. It's improper for me to be with child. Aside from the scandal sheets, the negotiations have been with the Andromedans over the union between King Halycon and I." She gave a quick, almost bitter, laugh, " Heh. I can't even get married without it being a political nightmare."

She drew in a long breath, exhaling it fully before continuing. "If it were just my own reputation at stake... but the fate of the Moon Kingdom would be at risk and I can't allow myself to put billions of people at risk because of a… personal failing."

Setsuna snorted and replied in an accusing, yet amused tone, "Personal failing indeed. Those marriage agreements so tense, you sought relief elsewhere?"
Serenity cracked a smile. "Please. Not like it wouldn't have happened after we got married. The man's gayer than a Martian Tea Party. The only real benefit, other than the alliance and its resources, is that it'll make the damn Terran Senate think I don't control the reins of power. Fools."

"Still…” Setsuna paused. “I can't believe you just went and did it with a complete stranger without even the foresight of birth control."

"Setsuna!" the queen snapped, her controlled facade breaking as she chided her confidant with the expression of a schoolgirl, before her mood changed and she became remorseful. "I’m sorry. You’re right, it was totally, inexcusably reckless. But I just wanted to be a regular person again for one night. The papers can barely stop themselves from printing an article every time I take a shit, let alone intimate I have needs. Being out there, even in disguise was so freeing," she said, in mock relief, before adding, in a petulant voice, "Besides... I was tanked to the gills on Venusian Shiraz. And he was Rigelian. You know how they are."

"With the big..."

"Yes!” She nearly moaned. “Oh gods, what a night that was! Phew..." Serenity fanned her face theatrically as she let out the ghost of a smile before slowly returning to a more neutral regal demeanor, "but in this galaxy, an unmarried woman, especially royalty, can’t be seen with child. And I'll be damned if I'm going to let the vultures in the Terran Senate catch me in a moment of weakness. Not yet anyway."

Setsuna walked over and sat down on the chaise next to Serenity, "So you're just giving up on her? Your child?” Setsuna began to tear up, “This isn't like you, Serenity."

"No Setsuna..." Queen Serenity said, shaking her head and looking down and placing a hand on her ponderous stomach, "I'm giving her a chance at being free."

"That's a rather self-serving sentiment," Setsuna replied softly.

Serenity pursed her lips, but nodded in agreement, "You’re right. It benefits me as much as anything.” She looked up at her aide and confidant. “However, I really mean it when I say if I can't give her my love and protection, I would rather give her freedom. Any legitimate child of mine will have the eyes of every planet and every citizen on her. Maybe it is just selfishness, but it's also a bit of intuition. This one isn't meant for that sort of life. She won't need me to do great things."

Setsuna nodded, unsure if she could trust her words.

Serenity brushed a stray lock of silver hair, "Besides, this is a long-term project."

"Oh?" Setsuna said, raising an eyebrow,

Serenity pointed at her stomach. "This little one is an insurance policy for the Moon Kingdom. If she's ever needed, my power can be bestowed upon her. The moon will have a guardian, no matter what."

Setsuna gave her companion an odd look. Serenity looked away from the piercing gaze, returning again to the more vulnerable woman she had been acting like.

"I know that a cold sentiment, Secchan" the silver-haired woman confessed in a small, scared voice, tears finally dripping from her face, "but this world is no place for a bastard child. I-I love her too much to see her be the target of ridicule."

The door opened suddenly. A servant entered the room and said, quietly, "My Queen, it's time."

Serenity looked at Setsuna, "Thank you, Secchan. You've always been too good for me."

"Selene..." Setsuna whispered.

The queen leaned up and softly pulled the taller Setsuna into a tender hug and kissed her on the forehead. "I know. I'm sorry I put you through all this grief. I don’t know what you see in a foolish girl like me." She put on a brave face, undercut by the tear tracks on her cheeks. "It will be okay in the end. I promise."

With those words Queen Serenity, the high monarch and ruler of the Moon Kingdom, slowly stood. Even so far along in her pregnancy, she walked with the a grace and poise that had not wavered. She followed behind the servant, quickly exiting the room.

Once the doors closed with a definite thud, Setsuna closed her eyes and wept for a long time.

---

Silver Millenium Calendar 3540670.11
(Wednesday, September 2, 13817 BCE)
(2:09 PM)


The open crystal Moon Palace had been hastily converted to a fortress when Queen Metallia’s forces, led by Beryl, sprung up seemingly overnight. The past year had been horrible siege warfare. Contact outside of the solar system had been severed and, one by one, the planets had been choked of civilian life until, what was left of the Silver Millenium was gathered on the moon, to face overwhelming odds.

Inside the Command Grid, Queen Serenity Stood facing a large bank of screens while various communications officers relayed information.

"Your Highness, enemy forces have breached the outer defense grid! We're being overrun!"

"Status?"

"Neptune and Uranus's forces are down. Jupiter and Mercury's are leading the defense groups and-"

There was a loud explosion, causing the building to rock violently.
"Ma'am! Large shockwave detected to the westward grid past Defense grid Beta- We've Lost Signal from Venus and Mars!"

Queen Serenity nodded and stood. She pressed button on her wrist.

"Moon. Come in Moon..."

There was a loud pitched scream. "Endymioooon!" the voice on the other end wailed.

"Get me a visual." Queen Serenity ordered. An officer in front of her shook his head.

"No good, Ma'am. We've lost all exterior camera feeds".

"Usagi. Usagi!" Queen Serenity screamed into her wrist.

"Endymion… I'm sorry... you and Venus and... died to save me, I..." Usagi said. A metallic shinking echoed through the sounds of battle and then the signal went dead.

With a shaky breath, Queen Serenity held on to the railing in front of her. Barely grasping what she had just witnessed. She looked down and, after a beat, picked herself up. She held her head up and said in a low, commanding voice. "Attention all remaining officers. This is Queen Serenity of the Moon Kingdom. I am implementing plan Omega. Authorization three-four-seven-omicron-rho. Repeat, plan Omega is now in effect. Prepare remaining personnel as appropriate. May the gods help us all."

The communications officers looked at each other, hesitant looks in their eyes, as they began inputting a complicated series of commands. The staff on the control bridge nodded slowly.

"Sailor Pluto, do you copy me?" Serenity said into her radio.

There was a crackle of static. "…Pluto here, your Majesty."

"It's time. We're implementing Omega."

"…Acknowledged. Beginning mission protocols."

"Setsuna?" Serenity called out.

"Y-yes, Your Majesty?"

"Take care of them."

"I will, My Queen."

"Oh, and Setsu… Secchan?"

"Yes?"

Queen Serenity closed her eyes. "I love you."

"...I love you too, Selene. Farewell."

Queen Serenity removed, from apparent thin air, two photos. She looked at the subjects of the photographs for a moment before, with a final breath of resolve, she summoned the Ginzuishou and held it tight against her. The force of her will powered the crystal until a powerful beam of silvery-white light shot grew, engulfing the room. Then, in a large beam, shot upwards and out of the Palace. As the combined forces of Queen Metallia surrounded the last remaining bastion of the Moon Kingdom, the satellite of Earth itself began to glow with the same incandescent brilliance.

In moments, the solar system was silent.

---

(April 15th, 1996 CE)
(8:25 AM)


A blond haired middle-school aged girl picked herself up from the ground.

"Oh no! I stepped on a poor kitty."

She picked up the hurt black cat. It began gesticulating wildly in her hands. The girl noticed the bandages on the cat's forehead.

"Do you want me to take the bandage off?" she wondered as she pulled off the bandage from the black cat's head.

She was briefly transfixed by the yellow, crescent moon-shaped patch of fur on the cat's forehead before realizing the time.

"Oh god, I'm gonna be late for school!" she exclaimed and ran off.
---
(May 4th, 1996)
(4:39 PM)

The red-haired girl looked up the confused members of the Tendo family and said, in a soft voice,

"I'm Ranma Saotome. Sorry about this."

(5:40 PM)
The black-haired boy walked downstairs, a towel draped over his shoulders. His presence attracted the attention of the confused household.

"Um, I'm Ranma Saotome. Sorry about this."

---
(August, 25th, 1996)
(2:47 AM)


The black void of evil force known as Queen Metallia cried out, "I will kill the carrier of the blood of the Moon Kingdom!"

Sailor Moon, inside of Metallia along with the unconscious body of Mamoru, held out the Ginzuishou and focused. The mass of darkness screamed as the silver light burned her insides. Sailor Moon, picked up Mamoru's still form and leapt out of the inky mass through a shaft of the Ginzuishou's light. Sailor Moon took Mamoru's hand and felt its growing warmth.

Mamoru slowly opened his eyes.

"Usagi?" He lifted his hands in front of his face, but his eyes are cloudy and blinded. As Sailor Moon knelt by his side, Queen Metallia came up behind her.

Again, Sailor Moon extended the Ginzuishou, blasting her. Queen Metallia., in response, began growing in size, trying to swallow the full energy of the Ginzuishou.
Sailor Moon felt a sense of loneliness. Her Senshi were gone, Luna was far away, and Mamoru rendered blind. Just as the sense of despair began to grow too heavy for Sailor Moon, Mamoru reached into his jacket and pulled out the kunzite stone.

A warm voice Mamoru hadn’t even realized he missed said, “Her forehead, My Lord. It’s her weakness! Please, destroy her. Save us, My Lord.” In Mamoru’s mind, the spirits of the other generals appeared, smiling. Then, at once, the four stones shattered.

Mamoru cried out, “Her forehead, Sailor Moon! You can do it! I know you think you’re a crybaby, but have confidence in yourself. He stood up behind her, feeling Sailor Moon’s face with his hands. Her cheeks were wet. "I'll always be by your side, Serenity."

"Endymion." Sailor Moon uttered as she took his hand. At her touch, the Crescent Moon Stick extended into a staff. Mamoru felt the energy emerging from Usagi and, for a moment, thought he could the Moon shining through into his blinded eyes.

Sailor Moon turned to Metallia. "I, Sailor Moon and Princess Serenity of the Moon Kingdom, with the full strength of the Moon, will seal you away!"

---

(November 27th, 1996)
(4:15 PM)


It was a bitterly cold afternoon when Akane came into the house. She had stood outside by the front gate of the house for almost half an hour, looking down the road for any sign of Ranma's return from Mt. Horai. As she came back inside, Kasumi walked up to her and gave Akane a small hug.

"He'll be back soon, Akane. You have to believe that," the elder sister said.

Akane rested her head against Kasumi's shoulder and nodded. "I know."

"Good." Kasumi smiled. "It's so cold today, why don't you take a bath? It'll warm you up."

Akane nodded again and walked towards the bathroom. Opening the door, she found Ranma, Mousse, and Ryouga sitting the furo. The three of them had surprised looks.

"Hey! No peeping in the men's furo!" Mousse yelled out.

"Long time no see, Akane." Ryouga said, his cheeks glowing red.

"H-Hey Akane." Ranma said, smiling nervously. "I'm home."

Akane blinked, the realization she was looking at the three naked men inside her bathroom had hit her. In an instant she turned away and walked out into the hall, red with anger.

"What the hell! I was so worried about you and you're just hanging out in the bath!" She yelled behind her. Ranma, a towel wrapped around his waist came out into the hall.

"What're ya talking about? Look! I'm a man again!"

Akane sputtered, "I-I know that! P-put on some clothes, dummy."

A few minutes later, Ranma walked back downstairs, buttoning the frogs on his shirt, "Bossy as always..." he muttered. “A guy goes through all this trouble..." He turned to Akane. "Can't ya say somethin’ nice for a cha-"

Ranma was rendered speechless when Akane grabbed onto him, squeezing the surprised martial artist until he found it hard to breathe.

"Welcome home..." Akane thought to herself.

(December 2nd, 1996)
(11:24 AM)


In Ichinohashi Park, near Juuban High, Chibi-Usa and Usagi met Mamoru. Sitting down Mamoru pulled out a Tuxedo Kamen doll.

“I want you to have this to remember your ‘papa’ by,” Mamoru said, with a slight smile.

Chibi-usa giggled as she took the figure. She then said, “Oh, I have a present for you, Usagi!”

From her backpack she pulled out a small rod. "Here’s a Moon Heart rod for the new Usagi."

Usagi began shed a tear in joy as Chibi-Usa stood, waved goodbye, and walked off, disappearing in a flash of light.
Usagi and Mamoru sat there on the park bench, examining the new item.

“You going to miss her, huh?” Mamoru asked.

Usagi nodded. “I am, but we’ll see her again someday. She’s our daughter after all.” She stared at the oasis of green in the middle of Tokyo, "I know that between now and the future, plenty of good things will happen in our lives, so I'm not sad."

“Some things we won’t have to wait too long for,” Mamoru said as he leaned down to kiss Usagi deeply.
The two were so engrossed in their kiss, they didn’t notice the flash of light over them. It wasn’t until the familiar black Luna-P ball hit Mamoru square on the head along with Chibi-Usa falling on Usagi’s head, that they were knocked out of their trance.

“Chibi-Usa! What’s the matter?” Mamoru asked.

The young girl from the future smiled. “Mama wanted me to give you this.” She pulled out a letter and gave it to Usagi.

Mamoru glanced at it briefly, “At least your future self remembers how bad you are at kanji.”

“Don’t be a meanie, Mamo-chan!” Usagi said as she read the simply-written letter

Dear Usagi and Mamoru,

We would like it if Small Lady spent more time in the 20th Century.
Please instruct her on how best to use her powers as a senshi.
All the Best,

Queen Serenity and King Endymion


Usagi and Mamoru looked up at the letter and stared at each other, the same nervous expression on both their faces.

---
(March 3rd, 1997)
(3:12 PM)


Ranma Saotome, heir to the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts, was on his knees. He had broken the seal on the Dragon Spout and the water restored the body of his fiancée, Akane Tendo, to its normal size from the small doll body it has been changed into. The cold water, of course, also triggered Ranma’s Jusenkyo curse, but the importance of the moment overshadowed any recognition of that fact.

Now, at the edge of the 'Pools of Sorrow', Jusenkyo, Ranma cradled Akane’s body in his arms, speaking softly to her.

“Why did you the last of your strength to save me, Tomboy? Akane, you dummy...”

He looked down once more at her soft face, hoping beyond hope her eyes would open.

“I’m sorry Akane. I’m useless here..." he whispered to himself. "I’ve never been able to tell you my true feelings. Wake up, Akane. I want to finally tell you how I feel. Akane can you hear me?”

Ranma basked in the stillness of what, not 15 minutes before, had been the most heated battle he had ever faced. He had killed Saffron, the Leader of the Phoenix Tribe and a demi-god. It took everything he had and, he had to admit, it took Akane’s sacrifice as well. Thinking upon that, tears began escaping from his slate-blue eyes, landing on Akane’s cheeks.

Ranma was too choked up to speak, but his thoughts roiled with everything he was feeling. In pain he practically screamed inside his own head.

“Akane!! I want to tell you that I love you!”

Broken, Ranma's eyes were closed and he remained silent until he felt a hand brush his cheek.

Ranma whispered, “A... kane?”

A voice quietly whispered in reply, “Ran... ma...”

“Akane!”

“Ranma... I couldn’t move my body, but I heard everything," she said in a raspy, tired voice.

Ranma stood, helping Akane up as well. He looked up at Akane and asked, nervously, “E-everything?”

“Yup!” Akane replied, smiling.
---

(April 18th, 1997)
(6:27 PM)


The looming darkness of the Tau system bore down on Tokyo. The protective barrier formed by the Outer Senshi and their talismans fell and, after giving Sailor Moon of of their Power, the Sailor Senshi fell into unconsciousness.

“No.. their power is still within me and the Ginzuishou!”

“Now, Holy Grail! Come to my hand!”

The Grail appeared before Usagi. “Lend me your power…Fill me with the power of all nine Sailor Senshi, Holy Grail!”

Mamoru, holding the unconscious body of Chibi-Usa in his arms, looked up in the sky to see Super Sailor Moon fly into the air towards the dark void.

“Usagi?!” He called out. “What are you planning to do?” he whispered.

Usagi looked back down and, for a moment, smiled. She turned back and, with steely determination flew into the void.

Mamoru cried out as he saw the love of his life disappear into the blackness.

“Usagi!!”

---
(September 12th, 1997)
(4:30 PM)


It was a slow afternoon at Okonomiyaki Ucchan. The restaurant had just opened up and its number one customer (if you discounted the fact he never paid), Ranma Saotome, had his mouth half-full of okonomiyaki when Ukyou Kuonji spoke.

"Ran-chan, I'm sorry."

He looked up, a piece of pork belly dangling from his mouth. "Guh?"

Ukyou shook her head. "I'm sorry for hurting you Ran-chan, but I don't think I want to marry you anymore." She looked off to the side at the waitress who set down a tray of utensils before walking over. "I decided I was better off with the one who wants to be with me."

Konatsu wrapped his arm around Ukyou and bowed slightly. "I hope you aren't too angry at us, Ranma-sama."

"Buh." Was his only reply.
---

(February 28th, 1998)
(9:38PM)


Usagi and Mamoru awoke. Around them was a overgrown garden dotted with broken white marble columns. As they sat up, the two lovers realized they had return to their original forms.

“What happened? Nephrenia had made our bodies small,” Usagi asked aloud. A soft voice from behind them answered.

“I was able to rescue you from Nephrenia’s nightmare.”

Usagi and Mamoru looked up to see a young man with silver hair and a white helical horn on his forehead.

"Helios!”

“Where are we?" Mamoru asked. He slowly rubbed his temples, wincing. "It’s… so familiar.”

Helios smiled sadly, his lips curled up in a grimace. “My Prince, this is... this is what’s left of the Golden Kingdom you are the heir to. This is-"

“Elysion,” Mamoru finished with a whisper.

"Yes, My Prince. From here, you and Princess Serenity can begin to fight Nephrenia!"

The three began to strategize, never notcing the ivy-covered rapier that stood, proud, in the center of the garden.
---
(October 19th, 1998)
(11:17 AM)


The park adjacent to Nerima Station had seen better centuries, Second World War included. Over the morning, there had been what could best be described as "a no holds barred epic beatdown". That the agonists for this particular conflct was a shrunken Chinese woman of indeterminate age and Ranma Saotome, age 18 and currently male (though he'd been female for the majority of the last hour) were of little relevance. It was a goddamn war zone.

Cologne, elder matriarch of the Nujiezu Amazons of Western China, certainly felt the time pass. At close to 200 years old, she was no spring chicken. Her only advantage to this fight had been the wealth of techniques and secret knowledge, her speed, and her vast reserves of chi. Now, the latter two were faltering, and beginning to affect the first.

"Obstinate child, thinking that defeating Saffron could ever make you my better!" She spat out.

Ranma Saotome was less worse for wear physically, but he had been running out of easy tactical options.

"Heh, Saffron ain't even the strongest opponent I've beaten," he said, forcing an evil grin, despite his cheek muscles being sore after a few skyward journeys courtesy of the hunk of petrified, chi-infused lumber Cologne called a walking staff.

"What are you talking about?"

"Tell me... you seen the old pervert anytime recently?" he asked.

The Amazon matriarch narrowed her eyes. "You’re not implying..."

Ranma let one a smirk shine through his otherwise impassive face. "He's holed up in his room... it was a real pain in the ass to get the hospital bed into his room. Doc says he’ll be right as rain by New Year's..." Internally he panicked, hoping the money spent on acting lessons and on a private getaway for the old goat would be worth it.

The two ran into each other, trading punches and blocks. To Cologne’s consternation he was gaining the advantage in both strikes that went through her defenses and the number of blocks he had to make. In a moment of desepration, Cologne brought her staff back.

“Nujiezu secret technique: High Pressure Wave - Gao Ya Po!”

Ranma leaped high above the amazon elder as a wall of suddenly pressurized air pulsated in front of her. From his back pocket, Ranma pulled out a picnic blanket-sized furoshiki cloth over Cologne.

“Umisenken Ultimate Technique: Goshi Dai Ryuusei Fu!” Ranma disappeared in plain sight, along with all the energy of Cologne’s attack.

“You cannot expect to win hiding in the shadows like that petty thief you call a father.”

“I guess ya gotta point, ghoul,” Ranma replied, his voice echoing around the entire park.

Ranma reappeared, a cloth sack on his back. Cologne threw out her staff as Ranma, like a mad Santa Claus, swung the large cloth sack like a club at the Amazon.

"Bakusai Tenketsu!" She yelled, extending her staff out and touching the cloth sack. The large cloth sack burst open, releasing, to her surprise, the energy of her previous attack. The wave of high pressure air poured out pushing her back.

Ranma gasped theatrically, "Come on, Cologne. I stole that attack fair and square!" Ranma narrowed his eyes. "I only get one shot at this," thought.

"Yamasenken final technique: SAIDAIKYUU KIJIN RAISHUU DAN!” A barrage of vacuum blades cut a hole through the center of the wave of pressure. He jumped into the vacuum.

“Hiryu Shouten Ha, revised: Kaisouryuu Kourin Ha!” he yelled, though being in vacuum, no one had heard it. The drastic difference in air pressure let Ranma create a vortex which flung the Amazon matriarch high into the air. Incredibly, Cologne recovered from both the g-forces and the turbulence and landed on her feet. Still, she looked worse for wear; her robes were in tatters, marred with dust and twigs. Her long white hair was frayed and shorn off on one side.

"I won't be cowed so easy, whelp," she raised her staff, summoning yet another vast reservoir of ki from gods know where.

Ranma clutched his stomach and clenched his teeth. Inwardly, he was taking stock of his situation."Dammit, that was my last ace in the hole! I'm in trouble now and out of options... come on you bastard!". Just before he closed his eyes to shield himself from the impact, a loud cry from the distance broke Cologne's attention.

"Ai-yaaaah!"

"What was that?" Cologne stood back and saw the looming giant winged minotaur known as Pansuto Tarou. As Tarou flew towards them, he carried Shampoo over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

Ranma smiled through the pain as he declared, "I win." He sighed in relief, before falling to the ground face first. "Better late than never, ya stupid cow," he thought.

Spotting a kettle next to Akane, the winged minotaur picked it up and changed back into his human form.

"Hey faggot. I did what the old man asked," Tarou said, nonchalantly as he adjusted his grip on Shampoo.

"Yeah, and you took your sweet time doin' it." Ranma replied, not moving from his prone position. "You issued a formal challenge?"

Tarou nodded. "She's worse than a rabid bitch. Kept saying shit about kisses. I didn't fucking understand a word of it."

"You defeated Shampoo in formal combat?" Cologne asked, aghast.

Ranma looked up at the elder. "Now it ain't my problem. I ain't ever gonna be an Amazon."

"Very well then." Cologne nodded as she began to look over Tarou, poking him lightly in a few places on his chest and face, causing the young man to recoil. "Could be a touch more handsome, but you'll do."

"What the fuck is that shriveled goblin talkin' about?" He said aloud, before receiving a smack on the head from Cologne's staff. Ranma face curled up in a goofy smile at the sight.

Cologne looked towards the gathered crowd until she saw the young man wearing comically thick glasses and a white robe. "Mousse! We're leaving."

"No."

"No?" Cologne asked, incredulous.

Mousse shook his head. "I've long since grown sick of dancing to your tune, hag. I'm staying."

Cologne narrowed her eyes as she felt the ground slip further away from her. "You know that by doing so you-"

Mousse looked away dramatically and snorted. "Please. I have nothing back at the village I don't already have in better measure."

"Even a chance with Shampoo?" Cologne asked.

Mousse gulped audibly, but slowly nodded as he glanced at Tarou. "Even that."

A Tarou laid Shampoo's sleeping form on the ground, Mousse thought to himself, "Goodbye Shampoo."

"Very well then, Mu Si." With a bit of effort, Cologne produced a canteen of water and threw it on her great-granddaughter. As she picked up the cat, she turned to Tarou and said, "We will see each other soon enough, son-in-law..." and bounded away.

As Tarou pondered the ominous sounding phrase, Mousse stood firm until he could no longer see them. Afterwards, he walked towards Ranma and Akane, the latter slowly helping the former up. He bowed deeply.

"I know I probably can't be forgiven for what I've done in the past, but I hope, someday, I can be your friend."

"Mousse..." Ranma said, surprised.

"Excuse me, Saotome. I have to gather my things."

"If you need anything, let us know," Akane called out.

"Thank you, but I think..." Mousse took off his glasses and wiped his face with the sleeve of his robes before placing them back on. "I can manage on my own."

After he too disappeared from view Ranma and Akane let out a sigh.

"Poor dope," Ranma muttered.

Akane felt a twinge of sympathy for the self-imposed exile. "I hope he'll be okay."

Ranma chuckled, then groaned in pain. "He'll be fine. The duck's more persistent than mold on bathroom tile."

Tarou finally lost his patience. " Hey tranny! Where's my name!? You promised Happosai'd give me my new name if I did what you asked."

Ranma nodded, "Oh yeah." He winced in pain as he reached into his sleeve and produced a scroll. "Here ya go..." Ranma threw it behind him as he limped back home, leaning against Akane's shoulder.
Tarou opened the scroll. In the sloppiest handwriting he could ever recall seeing, he slowly made out Happosai's words.

By decree of Happosai, Grandmaster of the Founding School of Anything Goes Martial Arts, I hereby declare:

Pansuto Tarou

will henceforth be named

Okama Tarou

The Chinese martial artist slumped to the ground on his knees. His cries of "HAPPOUSAAAAAAAAI!" could be heard all the way to the sea.
---

(October 20th, 1998)
(12:12 PM)


It was lunchtime at Juuban High School. Usagi, Ami, Makoto, Haruka, and Michiru sat around a shady oak tree. Usagi was trading part of her lunch with Makoto, the two of them enjoying each other's food. Ami was deep into a textbook on sorting algorithms while Haruka and Michiru were deeply into each other.

Suddenly Mnako ran up to the assembled group. "You guys, you guys, you guys!" Minako said, breathless. The group turned to look at the blonde girl with the red bow in her hair.

"Waf izzit, Mina?" Usagi said, her mouth half-full of onigiri.

"I found out about this hot new boy band!" Instantly Haruka and Michiru's attention was gone and they went back to what they were doing.

"Oh, sounds cool," Makoto said, "What are they called?"

"The Three Lights!"
---
(January 7th, 1999)
(8:10 AM)


It was a cold in the dojo, where Ranma lay prostrate in front of his mother, bowing deeply.

"Please Ma- Mother, you have to get them to drop this engagement."

Nodoka shook her head. "Ranma, my son, I'm surprised at you. I thought you fought the Amazons to marry Akane."

"Ma, I threw myself against the Amazons because I don't want to get married anytime soon," he asserted.

"I thought you loved Akane, son."

Ranma grimaced and looked away. "I... I think I do. I may really love her, but... He asked again, with a slightly pained voice, "can't you see you're killin' us?"

"I don't quite see what it matters if you love her."

Ranma lifted his head. "Were you n' Pop an arranged marriage?"

"Ranma... I don't see what-"

"It wasn't, was it?"

Nodoka shook her head. "No, we met quite by accident at Ueno Park one day. I was going to the zoo and we bumped into each other. I was surprised by how taken I was with him. We spent the day feeding the elephants. He then asked me on a more formal date."

"See Ma? That look you had in your eyes," He pointed out. "I wanna know that when I think about Akane, I'll have that look in my eyes and vice versa. I wanna know that it's for real and not just ta make everyone happy. And...” he sighed and muttered, “if I'm honest, I'm kinda tired of satisfying other people's obligations."

Nodoka gasped. "How can you say that?"

Ranma finally moved from his kneeling position and sat in seiza, facing his mother. His expression wavered from the naïve front to one that evoked a sense of tiredness and of the edge of suiting Ranma, the fighter. "Almost dying three times put things into perspective."

Nodoka frowned, but slowly nodded. "I will see what I can do. Your Father and Soun won't be easy to ply."

"Thank you M-Mother. That's all I can ask." Ranma stood and left the dojo. He was accosted by Akane who was standing just outside. She poked a finger at his chest. Akane fumed as she looked up at Ranma.

"So you never wanted to marry me, is that it!? After everything!" she yelled.

"I never said that!"

"Then why did you cancel the engagement?"

Ranma looked into Akane’s hurt eyes. His lips curled up into a grimace. "Cause... ‘cause look at us! We ain't even out of high school yet! How can we be talkin' about marriage n' stuff?” He gave what he felt was a reassuring smile. “You that eager to be a housewife or somethin'?"

Akane was rendered speechless.

Ranma continued, arms flailing somewhat. "I mean... I don't wanna be with you just cause, ya know? After that weddin' disaster, I decided I wanted ta find out if I wanted to be with you. If what I feel for ya is really me or just what Ma and Pop want."

"And?"

Ranma shook his head, "And I don't wanna marry you now."

Akane raised a fist. "I knew it! You-"

"Hey, I ain't done, tomboy!" Ranna shot back."I don't wanna marry you, but..." he looked down at his shuffling feet. "If you're interested in a dumb, sex-changin' pervert like me, I'd like-" He looked at Akane. "You wanna get dinner and maybe see a movie sometime?"

Akane blinked and lowered her arm. "Ranma... are you asking me out on a date?"

"Well..." Ranma's face began to turn red as he started rubbing the back of his neck. "I ain't not askin', if that's what you're sayin'...," he said, his palms starting to sweat.

There was a strained silence for a moment and Ranma could feel a cold sweat on the back of his neck. His body started to shake a little and Akane began giggling.

"Aw come on, Akane. Don't kick a guy while he's-"

"I'd love to."

"Uh, really?"

"Yeah." She smiled. "You're still a jerk, you know."

Ranma cracked his trademark smirk."Well, yeah. I wouldn't want ya to think I'd lost my touch."
---
(February 12, 1999)
(Somewhere in Time and Space)


Usagi awoke suddenly in a empty white expanse. She noticed she only wore what appeared to be a while silken nightgown. She tried to find her bearings.

"I'm alive?" She thought to herself. "Last I remember, I was enveloping the chaos inside the Cauldron of the Galaxy, but at the last moment, I was repelled."
Usagi jerked suddenly when she felt a hand touch her shoulder. Looking back, Usagi saw the love of her life, who she thought had died in the incursion against Galaxia.

“Mamoru!” she whispered. Behind him, and dressed similarly to Usagi herself, were nice others. “And everyone else!” Usagi started tearing up, and she sobbed in joy as she grabbed onto Mamoru and held him tightly. Mamoru grabbed Usagi's hand, giving it the lightest of kisses.

“I’m sorry we couldn’t protect you better,” Minako said, leaning against Rei. Haruka and Michiru nodded as well. Makoto and Ami, flanking Setsuna and Hotaru, nodded as well

The tall, dark Senshi of Time spoke, "You continued to call on us, drawing on all of our power. Thank you, Usagi."

Usagi ran and grabbed everyone in a tight group hug. Through tears of joy she said, "In my heart of hearts, I believed that I’d see everyone again."

Their reunion was interrupted by a soft pulse of energy. Usagi turned back and saw a tiny girl.

“Chibi-Chibi?” she wondered, before the image of the little girl blew out into blinding white energy. It slowly reformed into a tall, breathtakingly elegant woman, who bore angel wings. She carried a long, intricate staff and regarded the Senshi with a gentle demeanor.

“I am Sailor Cosmos. I am the guardian of the Cauldron and all of its stars. The forces of Chaos sought to destroy all the of the Star Seeds, but with your help Sailor Moon, the strongest of all the Galaxy’s seeds, you have bright them back. I have given back all of the star seeds lost of the galaxy and have given them new life in their appointed times and places.”

Usagi then felt a small hand touching her neck. She looked up to to see Chibi-Usa, in her Super Chibi Moon form, with its tiny wings, flying above her.

"Usagi, I'll be waiting for you in the 30th Century," she said, before becoming a ball of light and floating away into space.

"I remember a star that carried a brilliance unlike many others, Sailor Moon. That was your mother, Queen Serenity, whose life was also lost to the Cauldron's sea of origin. All of you here, who are fully formed star seeds within the cauldron are forever welcome here as you are, as perfected stars.”

The Senshi looked at each other confused before Sailor Cosmos continued.

"Do you wish to remain here, in your perfected forms? Or do you wish to leave your star forms and return to your world and your lives, however imperfect they may be?"
It only took a second for the Senshi to decide. They stood together as one when Usagi spoke.

"We want to go live together back on Earth. We want to live our lives, however difficult it may be at times. We want to live together!" At that declaration, everyone was suddenly enveloped in a bright light and soared out of the Cauldron.

Usagi called out to Sailor Cosmos, “Is Chaos gone?”

From the growing distance as the Senshi approached the solar system, then Earth, Usagi heard Sailor Cosmos’s reply, "The core of Chaos, the Chaos seed, and I are melded into the Cauldron. We are now too small to be found by outside forces. However, Chaos may be born anew. After all, the galaxy is where new stars and new possibilities are born..."
---
(March 20, 1999)
(10:25AM)


It was a surprisingly warm day out by the track. It was blessedly Kuno-free, the principal of that surname having left during finals week "to attend a seminar on administrative efficiency protocols". Ranma and Akane could care less if he was in the middle of an intervention or learning how to hula, they were finished with the distilled chaos known as high school.

In the middle of the folding chairs where the graduating class of Furinkan High sat, Ranma leaned into the row of people in front of him to whisper into Akane's ear.

"Congratulations Tomboy."

"You too, dummy," she replied.

Ranma carefree smile faltered slightly. "Hey, uh... I've been thinkin'.."

"Again? What did I tell you about thinking?" She laughed.

"Shaddup," He took a breath. "We've been going out for a while now and all the stuff that made things so rough died down. I know we ain't goin' to the same college and all, but hell it ain't so far away, me in Setagaya and you in Hachioji..."

"Ranma?"

He tugged at his tie. "I dunno. Thinking of you around other guys at college without sayin' anything just makes... I don't think I can take it. Akane, uh, I can't make no grandiose promises or nuthin', but I'd like to be your boyfriend, if you're willing."

Akane nodded. "I'd like that."

---
(August 1, 1999)
(3:30 PM)


Usagi and Mamoru stood at the entrance of Narita Airport.

"I'm gonna miss you, Mamo-chan."

"I'm only gone a year. I'll be back next July... barring any other disasters, of course."

Usagi laughed, though it was a tried laugh. "Yeah..."

The young man scooped Usagi into his arms, "When I get back and you finish high school, I'll see you married to me, Usagi Tsukino."

"I should say I'll see you married to me, Mamoru Chiba."

"Yes, my Queen," he replied jokingly. Usagi giggled before sighing. "I'm gonna miss you Mamo-chan"

"I know Usako. I'll call and write. I'm going to go broke buying phone cards on you. If you don't hear from me at least once a week, you can go ahead and assume the galaxy is in peril, deal?"

Usagi smiled. "Deal. Go, before you miss your flight. I don't think Setsuna would be happy if she had to personally escort you back to Boston."

"Take care of yourself. If anything happens while I'm gone, I will get back as soon as possible, okay?"

Usagi nodded and the two finally broke their embrace. Mamoru picked up his duffel bag and walked through the gate. Usagi franticallt waved him goodbye and saw the airplane leave.

She sullen began walking towards the exit back to the train station when she saw five familiar faces. Ami, Rei, Makoto, Minako, and Naru, of all people, were there, smiled on their faces.

"Guys?" Usagi said, not trusting her eyes at the moment. The girls ran up to her and gave her a hug.

"I can't say I know what you're going through Usagi,"Naru said. "But I'd be real sad too if I had to say goodbye to Umino for a whole year, even though we can talk to each other online."

"We decided we should have a girls' night out to cheer you up, Usagi!" Makoto said.

"What do you want to do?" Ami asked.

Usagi was unsure how to answer and, in her delay, Rei answered for her.

"What else does she do? Eat and play video games."

"The Crown?" Minako asked.

"The Crown!" Usagi replied as the group of teenagers went off back to the, for the moment, quiet streets of Tokyo.

Re: [R.5][SM] Pinch Hitter

PostPosted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 11:08 am
by uragaaru
And Chapter 1( Viewable at https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qsQ ... aHurw/edit):

Standing where I am now, standing up at all
I was used to feeling like I was never gonna see myself at the finish line
Hanging on to parts of me, hanging on at all
I was used to seeing no future in my sight line

Sometimes it feels like they wanna remind me
Send all those villains after me

I'm not their hero
But that doesn't mean that I wasn't brave
I never walked the party line
Doesn't mean that I was never afraid
I'm not your hero
But that doesn't mean we're not one and the same

Feeling like I am now lighting up the hall
I was used to standing in the shadow of a damaged heart
Learning all I know now, losing all I did
I never used to feel like I'd be standing so far ahead

Sometimes it feels what I recovered you lost
Sending your peaceful loss to me

I'm not their hero
But that doesn't mean that I wasn't brave
I never walked the party line
Doesn't mean that I was never afraid
I'm not your hero
But that doesn't mean we're not one and the same

Sometimes it feels like the side that I'm on
Plays the toughest hand, holds the longest stand
Sometimes it feels like I'm all that they've got
It's so hard to know I'm not what they want


-Tegan and Sara Quinn

Pinch Hitter

Chapter 1: Moonlighting



It was a hot and especially muggy Sunday afternoon in Kasai City, in the heart of Edogawa Ward on the eastern edge of Tokyo. A young woman exited the train station in a confident, purposeful strut. She wore a lightweight, cream-colored dress, dark sunglasses and a large brimmed hat. A large straw tote bag hung off her left shoulder. A certain pigtailed young man trailed behind her, dragging somewhat in the enervating weather. He was clad in a red, cotton duangua with the sleeves rolled up and black drawstring pants. He felt defeated both by the weather and the current situation he found himself in.

"This stinks," Ranma Saotome groused. "I haven't slept since yesterday. And I got work later today."

"Girl job or boy job?" Nabiki Tendo asked, a smirk on her face.

"The family restaurant. Bleh." Ranma stuck out his tongue for effect."I can at least catch up on homework in between checking out library books."

"Well, you have only yourself to blame, dear Ranma. Your only work experience before college was waitressing for your exes. Don't worry, we'll be back home before you can say 'Stop pinching my ass, you creep!'"

Ranma's right eye visibly twitched at the tableau Nabiki had painted. His only response was to whine plaintively, "I really gotta go through this dog n' pony show a yours, 'Biki?"

"Oh, ho?" Nabiki turned back, raising an eyebrow, "Are you reneging on payment due, Saotome? I wasn't aware you were a debtor, like your father."

Ranma sputtered a protest, "But you didn't even get me a cure to my curse!"

Nabiki pulled out a legal-sized sheet of paper from her bag and flashed it in from of Ranma. . "You requested information regarding the Permanence Shard which you hoped would be a cure for your curse. I gave you the most accurate and up to date information possible." She let a smirk escape her poker face. "It isn't my fault that 'up to date' meant 1922 and that, since then, the Great Kanto Earthquake and World War Two pretty much buried it under a thousand tons of city streets."

Ranma waved the paper away as though it was a swarm of mayflies. "Yaknow, I thought about breaking up half of Yokohama to find it, but I had ta go to work."

Ranma took a moment to look around at the mostly mixed industrial and commercial streets of the neighborhood they were in. The foot traffic was rather sparse, save for a few pedestrians who, like them, were passing through. "So why're we here exactly?" he asked, wiping his brow with a sleeve. "Can't we at least walk by the river? There'd be a breeze there or somethin'. Too damn hot to be running around Tokyo like a couple of tourists."

"We're almost there," Nabiki chided, "Aren't you supposed to be a martial artist and not a baby?"

"Fine," Ranma huffed, as he put his hands in his pockets, "Seems like a lot of trouble to pay you back. I just figured you'd want to sell a couple of photos of me in a string bikini and not too subtly showing off my boobs." Ranma noticed a young man who stared at him from the corner of his vision. He looked over gave the man the evil eye before turning back to Nabiki. "Then again, I don't even know who the hell you can sell 'em to anymore. I mean, even if we still ived there, it ain't like there's anybody in Nerima Ward who hasn't heard of me." Ranma said this, initially complaining, but near the end, lilting up, almost prideful.

Nabiki chuckled to herself. She thought to herself, "Nerima's less than 1 percent of my market. I love the internet." She looked at Ranma, her eyes narrowed and her eyebrows raised, a wry smile on her face, "Oh, I had something planned other than the typical gravure photoshoot, Ranma. I've found that there's a larger market than I expected in cosplay photos."

"Cosplay Photos?" Ranma asked, confused.

"You know, dressing up in costumes and such. The otaku set love to show their appreciation with their wallets." Nabiki continued, "And anyway, it really isn't too different than some of the outfits your twisted mind has come up with for one challenge or another. You can handle anything I could dish out, can't you?"

Ranma opened his mouth to retort, but, the words not coming, simply muttered, "... I guess."

"But I'm on a tangent. I thought if we can find the right props, it'll inspire me to come up with a few surefire outfits."

"So that's why we're here all the way on the other side'a town? Props?"

Nabiki didn't bother acknowledging Ranma directly. "There's a store here in Kasai that's frequented TV and movie industry people. Set designers, costume makers, prop guys, that kind of thing. They sell all sorts of stuff used as props and set pieces for films and TV shows. On the cheap, to boot. Everyone in the know comes here."

"You're shooting some photos, not makin' a damn movie," Ranma countered.

"Most of the cosplay photo sets I've come across use cheap plastic props and flimsy costumes. I figure if we can up the production values, we'll have a higher quality product and we can charge more. It's a risk, but a calculated one. We can make some real money here."

Ranma raised an eyebrow, "We?"

Nabiki turned her lips up in a sly smile, "Well, if all goes as well as planned I plan on reinvesting some of my profits in a... shall we say 'secure, high-yield, long-term bond'."

"Come again?"

"I know you've been saving up for an engagement ring, Ranma." Nabiki said plainly.

Ranma rubbed the back of his head and turned away, embarrassed, "Who says I am?"

"Well the part time jobs make it obvious you're saving up for something. You already live in the most run-down boarding house in all of Tokyo and even with your food budget, you have to be taking in a lot more than you consume."

"So what if I am. I don't need a fancy apartment or nothin'," Ranma grumbled.

"Unless you're planning on a real fancy vacation, there's really only one thing you're saving up for. It's obvious. You're going to ask my dear little sister to marry her soon."

"Why? I mean we were 'engaged' back in high school, ya know," Ranma said gamely, playing at coyness.

"Oh please, that last person to take any of those 'engagements' serious was Shampoo before she got beaten up by Pantyhose."

"Akane kicked my ass after being real smug asshole about it for a week," Ranma recalled, "Totally worth it."

"That reminds me, how's the waterfowl doing?"

Ranma shrugged, "All Right. I tell you he's been seeing this girl at the juku he goes to, right? They're pretty serious, but I haven't met her. Mousse n' I started teachin' each other our special moves, but some of the hidden weapons stuff is killing me, especially when I'm a girl. My boobs take up too much space," Ranma casually remarked. A group of three middle-aged women turned and stared at Ranma in a mixture of shock and confusion. Ranma merely gulped audibly, face flushing with embarrassment.

Nabiki chuckled, "Smooth. Oh, and while we're on that topic, did you get Ukyou's invitation yet?"

Ranma smiled and nodded, "Yep. Hand delivered, by Konatsu himself. I still say Ucchan's gonna wear a tux to the wedding."

Nabiki rolled her eyes, "That's a sucker bet and you know it, Saotome. You're underestimating how much that girl needs her femininity validated."

Ranma let out a wry chuckle, "I'll hold you to that."

Nabiki shook her head at the young man. " I shudder to even think about how your little brain works, but it leads to my conclusion. You stuck with Akane afterwards and so has she. You guys have been good to each other. You're gonna pop the question any time now. My money is on Akane's birthday in October, but maybe you'll be able to ask her by the end of summer if our little venture goes as planned."

Ranma blinked. "Summer, huh? All right, ya got me interested." Ranma smiled despite himself, "Ya really think we can get enough cash for a ring and stuff?"

Nabiki let out a small laugh. "Hell, if I plan this right, it'll be enough that Akane can give you a ring as well. After all, even a half-girl should get the whole 'will you marry me' treatment."

Ranma gave Nabiki a half-lidded stare.

"Ah! We're here," Nabiki said, pointing at the building, a bare wooden storefront with a sign that read 'Edogawa Curios' set above the door.

"Come on, Ranma. This should be educational for both of us."

---

The interior of the shop was decorated in wood, save the floor, which was tile stained gray with dust and grit. the open space made it feel more like a warehouse than a store and articles seemed randomly strewn in partitions organized seemingly by age.

"Aww, are you kidding, 'Biki? There's nuthin' but junk in here!" Ranma looked at the strewn piles of old toys, knick-knacks, picture frames, and books.

"Patience, Ranma. Take a look around. May I remind you that this is for your benefit as well."

"Fine," Ranma muttered. He saw a display by the register in the back of the shop that piqued his interest. Hanging on the wall above the counter was an array of Chinese, Japanese and Western swords that hung along with some vintage, non-functional rifles that looked like they were from the Second World War. Inside the glass counter, ancient-looking scrolls were displayed. Ranma took a step towards it, but stopped when he knocked his foot against a table, jostling it. A small white and yellow object, seemingly made of porcelain fell onto the hard tile flooring, but strangely didn't shatter, merely dropping with a dull, vaguely metallic thud. The noise however, alerted Nabiki and the owner of the curio shop.

"Jeez, that was close," Ranma said aloud as he picked up the object in question. Looking at it more closely, he couldn't quite make heads or tails of what it was. It was a white cylindrical rod, about 20 inches in length. On the bottom was a small buttress, colored dark pink. Ranma thought for a second it was made of rubber, but realized it too was also of the same porcelain-like material. The other end was more interesting. A bright yellow crescent moon topped the wand, making the full length about 30 centimeters. A small, opalescent jewel, about the size of a small marble was affixed to the bottom of the crescent, attaching it to the wand.

"Where did you find that Saotome?" Nabiki inquired over Ranma's shoulder.

"I dunno... It fell offa table and I was just pickin' it up. I was scared I broke it. Looks kinda fragile, like one of the teacups at the Chardin mansion."

"Well no harm, no foul, I say," The owner, a frail, but kindly seeming elderly man, said. Adjusing his glasses, he peered at the object in Ranma's hands.

"Oh! This thing. I picked it up at an estate sale several years back. It was part of a collection of Ottoman Empire treasures, though it looks nothing like traditional Ottoman jewelry. It's an interesting piece though. So delicate looking, but probably stronger than most of the furniture in this place."

"Huh... Interesting," Ranma politely offered, unsure what else to say. He thought about putting it down and continuing on his way, but he hesitated, looking it over once more in fascination.

Nabiki studied it as well with narrowed eyes. After some mental calculations, she turned to the shopkeeper.

"How much is it?" She asked.

"Oh, not too much. Even given its lineage, I haven't found a buyer for it. The sorts of people that usually come here, don't spare it a second glance.... I'd say 20,000 yen."

Ranma reluctantly set it back down.

"I see. We'll think about it." Nabiki said, grabbing Ranma's arm and walking out hurriedly.

"Hey! What's the big idea, 'biki!?" Ranma said as the door closed behind them.

Rounding the corner, they ducked into the alley. Nabiki let Ranma go and started rustling thorugh her large tote.

"I have the perfect idea for the photoset, but I'm not sinking in that kind of money for it. If I'm going to haggle, I may as well bring in my ace in the hole," she said, pulling out a plastic bottle of water.

"Aw, maaaan... You serious? I was actually havin' an okay day for once."

"Oh please, like you haven't pulled this stunt a thousand times already. Just pretend it's an ice cream shop or a takoyaki vendor. Turn up the girliness and I'll do the rest."

"It ain't girly! I just say what I gotta to get guys to give me things!" Ranma said with a conviction in his voice that spoke to Nabiki both of the obviousness of the statement and the obliviousness of the speaker.

"Okay..." Nabiki said with a shudder, "I'm going to pretend I didn't just hear that. Just change already. I'm getting a bit unsettled."

"Fine." Ranma said, grabbing the water bottle from Nabiki's hand. "Story of my life. Can't live a day without this crap," Ranma muttered, the voice changing from a grumbling tenor to an irritated mezzo-soprano. The now female Ranma shook out the excess water from her head and stretched her lithe, leanly muscled arms.

Nabiki watched as Ranma returned the now empty bottle to her and began changing in more imperceptible ways. Ranma stood still for a moment, took in a few centering breaths. She then untied her hair, shaking it so it loosely draped on her back. She stretched the muscles on her face, loosening up her jaw and opening her eyes wide. Finally, she performed what appeared to be a kata, with the customary kicks and strikes replaced with shifting her posture, walking around Nabiki, and altering her body language bit by bit until any pretense of masculine demeanor, save her clothing, was hidden from sight.

"All right, Nabiki-chan," Ranma said, with a mixture of irritation and pride, "Let's do this."

---

"Scary. Absolutely scary." Nabiki uttered, shell-shocked as they exited Edogawa Curios. Nabiki was somewhat imbalanced by the weight of her tote bag on one arm and the multiple large plastic bags of items she left the store with on the other. Ranma followed Nabiki with a confident swagger, similarly full bag in one hand and the wand in another. Her hair was back in the customary pigtail and she was whistling idly.

"That was the mission right? You got the thingamajig here and a bunch of other crap and I got a new martial arts scroll outta the deal, ta boot!" Ranma added, adding a skip to her step.

Nabiki didn't respond, merely making her way towards the train station, the color slowly returning to her face.

"So what're you gonna do with this thing anyway?" Ranma said, twirling the wand in her hand in front of Nabiki.

"Ever heard of the 'Sailor Senshi'?" Nabiki asked.

Ranma furrowed her brow, "Think I read about 'em in a magazine once. They an idol group or somethin'?"

"Or something. They're a vigilante group. Word on the street is they beat up muggers, rogue yakuza, other lowlifes. Other folks say they're monster hunters. They're based in Central Tokyo, so it's out of your 'jurisdiction', so to speak."

"Huh. Monsters, huh? I'm almost disappointed. All I ever seem to get are assholes.Maybe that's what I get for livin' in the sticks," Ranma replied.

"Well either way, they have a rather unique look and a certain popularity I think we can exploit. With that little artifact we found, you'd make a convincing Senshi."

"What kinda outfit are we talkin' here?" Ranma asked.

"Oh, you'll just have to wait and see," Nabiki said, a hint of mischievousness returning to her voice. Nabiki turned back and said, "speaking of which, are you gonna give that back anytime soon or..."

"Huh?" Ranma asked, before realizing she was still twirling the wand in her hand, "Oh yeah."

Ranma made a move to give the wand to Nabiki, but stopped and said, "Actually, you mind if I hang on ta this?"

Nabiki raised an eyebrow, "Something you want to tell me, Ranma?"

Ranma shook her head, examining the wand closely, "No. It... I dunno. Somethin' I can't put my finger on."

Nabiki shrugged casually, "Suit yourself. Just don't forget it when we do the photoshoot and..." she flashed a feral grin, "a tip, if I may? If you ever need to 'contemplate' other smooth cylindrical objects, there's a couple of specialty shops I can show you around."

Ranma nodded blankly before stopping in her tracks. "W-what are you sayin'! Jeez, Nabiki. That's just gross."

Nabiki's laughter echoed as they descended the steps of the train station, "My little sister has rubbed off on you and not in the good way. Come off it, Saotome. You're gonna be twenty one at the end of the month. You've been half-girl almost five years now. Hell, you got your coming of age photos of yourself in a suit and in a kimono! I know you've at least thought about it."

Ranma stayed silent on the matter.

"Oh please." Nabiki said. "You're dense, but it had to have occurred to you at least once that having that body poses some interesting psycho-sexual dilemmas. At the least, don't you think it'll be an issue when you get married to my sister?"

"You gotta be so crass about it? And the answer is no. I ain't plannin' on doing anything like that, anyway. I don't like guys n' Akane don't like girls, so, that's it. Issue resolved. I guess," Ranma said, the finality in her voice more than a little forced.

"I swear this family's love of denial will be death of me one of these days..." Nabiki muttered to herself as they made their way back towards Nerima.

---

Late that night, in a large park near Azabu-Juuban station in Minato Ward, Five women stood alone, the enemy they faced having just been scattered among the winds as so much ash and dust.

"Just when I was getting used to having eight hours of sleep a night, here we are again," Sailor Jupiter groused, brushing off some of the youma dust from her green skirt.

"Don't be so sour, Jupiter. It stands to reason that the threats to Earth wouldn't end just because we were able to restore Galaxia." Sailor Mercury replied, making notes on her handheld computer.

"Yeah! Besides, it's only the third one this month. It's good practice," Venus remarked.

"And it was only two last month and one the month before. I don't like where this is going, "Sailor Mars noted. She looked behind her to see her leader, Sailor Moon, sitting on the ground in a tired heap.

"Sailor Moon? Are you okay?"

Sailor Moon nodded weakly, "Yeah, Mars. I think..." She sighed. "I'm just tired. I'm trying to catch up so I can pass the entrance exams, but..." she slumped again, "I'm sorry for letting everyone down."

"What are you talking about?" Sailor Venus rebutted, "you always pull through in the latch!"

The other senshi stared at Venus briefly before they walked over to a secluded alley and changed. The five girls strolled back towards home.

"I understand you're going through a rough time, Usagi. It's understandable you're tired," Ami said. Minako nodded in agreement.

"Look, Mamoru will be back from Boston in two weeks and I'm sure he'd be sad to see his 'Usako' look so down." Rei offered.

Usagi nodded, "Right. I'll just keep doing my best!" she smiled warmly for a moment before she froze. A gurgling noise came from her stomach, prompting Usagi to declare, "oh, wow I'm really hungry! Can we stop for ramen before we go home?"

"Okay, she's feeling better now," Makoto said with a smile.

---

A few days later, Ranma parked his motorcycle, an old Yamaha from the early 80s, in a pedestrian alley behind his boarding house in the middle of Meguro Ward. The run down building was nestled in between Setagaya Ward, where Nippon Sports Science University was, and Minato Ward, where Nabiki lived. He trudged up the stairs and entered the single room apartment. Ranma quietly shut the door behind him and sighed in relief.

"What a day..." he said to himself as he tossed his duffel bag by the door, "I need a drink." Ranma walked over to the small refrigerator he kept in the room and pulled out a can of beer.

There was a knock at his door.

"Who is it?"

"Delivery," came a light-hearted voice.

"Come on in, man," Ranma called out.

The door opened and a young man entered. He was tall, with long black hair tied back in a ponytail and held by a baseball cap with "Damino's Pizza" embroidered on the front. He wore a hoodie jacket, unzipped almost all the way, a loose t-shirt, and blue jeans.

Ranma reached back into the fridge and threw a beer at the young man. "Hey, Mousse."

"You just got home?" Mousse asked as he caught the can with one hand.

Ranma nodded as he set the can down on a low table, brushing aside a few empty cans from the night before.

"Yeah. My dogs are barkin'. Had the night shift at the Health Science Library. You? How's the pizza business?"

"Not bad. Just got home myself. Want some leftovers? I was gonna go over to Mako's, but she's busy with homework."

Ranma nodded. "Yeah, I'm starved."

From seemingly behind his back, Mousse produced a large pizza box. Opening it was half a cheese pizza, still hot.

"Nice. You gotta teach me how to keep stuff insulated."

Mousse set the box down at the table and sat down. "Depends. You figure out how to summon your riding gear yet?"

Ranma blanched. "Uh.. One sec." Ranma stood and pulled his arms into his sleeves, producing a pair of gloves and a jacket. He then muttered, "Don't laugh at me, Peking Duck."He put a hand inside the waistband of his jeans and produced a pair of racing leathers and, with a groan of effort, a motorcycle helmet.

Mousse rubbed his chin nodded. "Not bad, though really you should have enough room in the pants to put all of it so you can leave your sleeves free for weapons."

Ranma laughed as he reached over to grab a slice of pizza. He froze mid movement and shook his leg. From the cuff of his jeans, the crescent moon wand fell out.

Mousse let out a chuckle. "You know Ranma, I know your Jusenkyo curse gets you down some days, but that's no reason to compensate for any perceived lack of masculinity. Especially with something that pointy."

"Aren't we a goddamned comedian today?" Ranma grumbled as he picked up the wand. "'Biki found it at this junk shop she dragged me to last weekend. She's plannin' on some kinda cosplay photo deal. Makin' me up into a... watcha call it, a Sailor Sencha or something."

"A Sailor Senshi?"

"Yeah. Ya heard of 'em before?"

"You do live in Tokyo, right? I mean, I know you go to jock school, but come on. You read a newspaper every now and then, don't you?"

"They're in the news?"

"Yeah. They've killed a bunch of monsters over the years. Recently, they've been stopping bank heists and other kinds of petty crime on top of the supernatural suff in Central Tokyo."

Ranma nodded. "Hey... How come we never got any of that action back in Furinkan? The closest to a monster we ever got was the old pervert. Even the Bakeneko was just an asshole."

"Ah, Cologne set up protective wards across the whole ward," Mousse replied. "I have to check up on them every now and again to make sure they work. It was part of the deal we made."

Ranma nodded as he stuffed a second slice of pizza into his mouth.

Mousse raised an eyebrow. "Anyways, why do you have that on you if it's Nabiki's? Planning on some kinky role-play with Akane later?"

Ranma rolled his eyes. "If she heard that, your ass'd be fried with a side of orange sauce. It's just... Don't you think it looks kinda weird?"

"Lemme see that," Mousse said. Ranma handed him the wand.

After a bit of fiddling, Mousse remarked, "I don't get it. Are you supposed to unscrew the bottom to put the batteries in? Does it light up or just vibrate?" He started laughing.

Ranma groaned. "It's always the sex jokes with you and Nabiki. What the hell?"

Mousse shrugged as he placed the wand back on the table. "If I had to guess about Nabiki, I'd say she was genuinely curious about being both sexes and using humor to sublimate those desires."

"And you?"

"I just like fucking with you." Mousse chuckled at Ranma's reaction and then said, "I think I see what you mean, though. I'm getting a strange energy from it, but I can't say what exactly. If the old hag was still around, maybe she could help you. As it is, I'm stumped."

Ranma picked up the wand and twirled it in his hands, before inserting the wand into his back pocket, making it disappear.

"Oh!" Mousse gasped. "Nice trick. But you know, if you're gonna stick it up there, I'd recommend something with a flared base, instead."

Ranma blinked for a moment, before growing red with anger. "Get the fuck out of my apartment before I pluck all your feathers off, Mousse"

"Aye aye, sir!" Mousse mock-saluted. He stood and put on his shoes. "Night neighbor."

"Night," Ranma said, waving as Mousse stepped out of the apartment.

After Mousse left, Ranma retrieved the wand from it's hiding spot. He studied it further, his eyes narrowing in concentration.

"What the hell are you?" he whispered. "And why do you seem so damn familiar?"

---

It was approaching ten in the evening when Sailor Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, and Venus arrived at Ueno Park. They gathered in front of the National Museum of Western Art.

"Where's Moon?" Venus asked.

"Luna messaged me," Mercury replied as she fiddled with the controls of the Mercury Computer. "Usagi been ill since Monday. She has a bad cold."

"I never thought I'd say this, but that poor girl is working herself to death," Mars remarked.

"Well, let's do what we can. Anything, Mercury?" Jupiter asked.

Mercury shook her head. "No. There are a few spikes in nearby areas of the city, but no dark energy. It's strange, I could have sworn there was a large dark energy spike here this morning... "

"You sure it wasn't just a difficult problem set, 'Ms. Todai'?" Venus asked with a coy smile.

Mercury blushed, "I'm sorry guys. I wanted to stay one more year, but my mother and Principal Yamada insisted I try for the exams early and-"

Venus shook her head, "I'm sorry, Ami. I'm being mean. We're all really proud of you! You sure can unwrinkle while the iron's hot!"

"That's 'strike' while the iron's hot, Mina," Mars corrected.

"Why would you hit someone with an iron? That doesn't make any sense," Venus replied. "Anyway, let's keep our eyes and ears open. If we find another youma, call it in."

"Roger," The other three senshi said.

"I'm going to stay and run more tests," Mercury announced as she began analyzing the nearby grass and soil.

"I'll keep watch," Mars said.

Venus and Jupiter nodded and they walked away towards the edge of the park and back towards the city streets.

"Hey Venus," Jupiter asked, "Where are the Outers? I didn't see Hotaru in school today."

"They're off on another musical tour. North America this time. I think Michiru had gotten Hotaru in the act singing," Venus replied.

"Aww... It was fun having Hotaru around, even if she's just a freshman," Makoto pouted.

"That's true. She looks super adorable in the Juuban High uniform!"

Upon reaching the road, they ducked behind some bushes and reverted to their civilian selves. The ended up on the streets walking home. It was somewhat busy with pedestrians and the occassional late-night jogger.

"So..." Makoto said, "When are you gonna talk to her?"

"Huh?" Minako asked, distracted.

"You said this was gonna be the year, right? You announced to everyone at karaoke last Christmas that, and I quote, 'The Goddess of Love isn't going to graduate high school a virgin!'"

Minako rolled her eyes "I was drunk when I said that."

"I know. You puked on my couch afterwards," Jupiter reminded, which caused Venus to laugh nervously. "That doesn't make it any less true, Mina."

"Okay, okay," Minako said, as though replying to an unasked question. "I'll think about it. It's just... How do you go up and just say, 'Hey. I think you're cool and I know I'm a dork and we're both girls, but do you wanna go out?'"

"You could try that," Makoto said.

"No way!" Minako let out a disgruntled moan. "You just don't get how hard this is, Mako-chan. You have a boyfriend!"

"Thank goodness," Makoto sighed in relief. "I don't think I could handle the drama for having a thing for a teammate."

"Thanks, Mako-chan. Your words inspire confidence in me." Minako replied.

Back at Ueno Park, Sailor Mercury had pulled out a small forensics kit and began performing a soil sample analysis. Sailor Mars, meanwhile, stood nearby, keeping watch as Mercury focused on her task. Mercury, with a small tool, dug up a piece of soil near the museum steps and placed it in a glass tube before inserting it into a small crystal chamber. She plugged in a cable running from the chamber to the Mercury Computer.

"Hmmm. I'm picking up residual dark energy near the museum, but... it's too faint. Whatever it was, it hasn't been here in a few days. Hopefully the computer will give me something to work with."

"Oh..." Mars looked around. "Hey, Mercury, can I ask a personal question?"

"Always, Mars. What is it?"

"Do you... do you think that it's weird if..."

"If what?"

Mars audibly gulped. "Let's say hypothetically... If a girl... uh, likes another girl? Hypothetically, of course."

"You mean like Haruka and Michiru?"

Mars waved a hand in front of her. "Yeah. I guess."

"Do you think they're weird?" Ami asked as she adjusted a knob on the analyzing chamber.

Mars shook her head rapidly. "No!" She paused. "Okay... Maybe a little bit? But that's because Michiru is so refined and elegant and Haruka is... She's not exactly a regular girl. They also like being mysterious for no good reason," she said with a bit of a scowl.

Ami nodded as she inspected a grasshopper before gently letting it go. "I suppose so. But regardless, I don't see anything wrong with it." She began typing code into the computer. "I doubt any of us would give you a hard time over it."

Mars waved her hands. "I didn't say anything about myself! I said hypothetically."

"Yes, right," Mercury blankly nodded as she read the output on the Mercury computer. She let out a sigh, shook her head, and rubbed her eyes. "No good. I'm getting a directional pattern of the energy, eastwards, but once you hit pavement, it gets drowned out by all the other energy signatures." She looked up at Mars. "If we were in the countryside I could track them, but in Tokyo? It's too noisy to get a clear signal."

"So we're at a dead end?" Mars asked.

Mercury shook her head and she put away her materials. "Not at all. Now that I have a more detailed picture of the energy readout, I can make the detectors more sensitive to this specific form of dark energy. If whoever or whatever shows up nearby again, we can act more quickly."

Mars nodded. "That's good."

"And really Rei," Mercury said in a light tone as she stood and brushed her knees, "we don't care who you're with as long as you're happy. That's all that matters."

"Ah, yeah." Mars nervously chuckled. "Let's go home."

---

That Sunday, Nabiki had moved the furniture in her already sparsely decorated apartment to one side. It was a small, but well-kept apartment in Azabu-Juuban, only a few miles away from Temple University. For the sake of some background noise, she had the radio on, which was currently playing the tail-end of a news broadcast.

"And in science news, a treat for the whole country as tonight, at 10:56 PM, we'll have a total Lunar Eclipse visible in Japan. Scientists remind citizens that they shouldn't view the eclipse directly with their eyes, which can cause blindness. Instead, you should view the phenomenon either indirectly or through a polarized lens. This marks the first total lunar eclipse visible in Japan since 1993 and the last total lunar eclipse of the century. In baseball, Akira Tsudou of the Nippon Ham Fighters was traded to..."

Nabiki put up a green curtain and set up a rather expansive array of fresnel lights and reflectors. She placed gaffers tape on the wood floor and set to work setting up the space. She looked at her phone impatiently when she heard a knock at the door. When Nabiki opened the door, the red-headed Ranma entered quickly, looking irritated.

"You're late, Ranma. It's almost ten," Nabiki said.

Ranma threw her duffel bag and motorcycle helmet aside. "Yeah, yeah 'Biki. My shift ran late. I swear, if one more lonely otaku spends alla' his time lookin' at my rack while buyin' 200 yen worth of fries and black coffee, I'm gonna splash myself with warm water and give 'em a piece of my mind."

"That would probably be awkward with the dress," Nabiki said as she walked in front of the camera and pressed a button on the light meter in her hand.

Ranma glanced down at her uniform, which consisted of a jumper-style dress, which was similar to the Furinkan High uniform, except that it was cut so that the 'waistline' cut underneath the breasts, emphasizing that particular bit of anatomy to any and all customers. "Well I asked for the waiter's uniform, but my boss put the kibosh on that. Turns out, they don't make pants small enough for the girl type. I tell ya, Nabiki, why do I gotta be such a shrimp?"

"Jusenkyo has a sense a humor," Nabiki said as she adjusted a light. "Now get changed. Costume's on my bed."

"Yeah, yeah. No respect..." Ranma muttered as she wandered off towards the bedroom. A minute later, Ranma yelled through the wall, "This is the outfit!?"

"Yep."

Ranma traipsed out back into the living room. To her chagrin, Ranma noted the white lyrca/cotton fabric of the leotard was at least breathable and not too constricting. But the bright red skirt felt criminally short, the gloves seemed ridiculously long, and the red, mary-jane style heels seemed completely impractical to fighting gravity, let alone a demon.

"You gotta be kiddin' me!" Ranma moaned.

Nabiki bit back a laugh. "Nope. And you forgot the accessories, hair and makeup."

Ranma opened her mouth to reply, but found herself speechless. She trudged back to the room, grumbling under her breath.

---

"This isn't stray youma cleanup anymore, is it?" Sailor Mars asked no one in particular as desperately flung a wave of holy fire outwards at the small group of dark beings in front of her. To her chagrin, many of them had dodge them with a dexterity not usually seen in minions.

What had begun as a late night 'cheer up' visit to Usagi, who had just recovered from a sudden illness the week before, had become, in a manner of speaking, a veritable clusterfuck.

"You got that right!" Venus said as she jumped out of the way of a blast of dark energy.

There were three youma assembled in front of them. They were vaguely humanoid shaped, but covered in a cloud of dark energy. They didn't really speak, aside from a hoarse grumble that sounded much like television static. To Jupiter's surprise, the youma were not preparing a magical attack. They had moved to a defensive triangle and placed their arms up.

"Is that..." Jupiter whispered before her eyes widened suddenly. "Watch out guys! That's a kung fu stance!"

"What!" Mars said before she was knocked aside by a flying kick.

"Sailor Mars!" Sailor Venus cried out, looking back barely in enough time to block a strike.

"You bastards!" Jupiter spat before jumping in the fray, going toe to toe with one of the youma

"Defensive positions!" Venus yelled as Marcury helped Mars up.

---

Almost an hour later, Ranma was growing tired of the crazy gesticulating Nabiki had instructed her to do while in the abbreviated costume. She reached over and grabbed a towel, dabbing the sweat off her made up forehead.

"I'm sweatin' like a pig here under these lights, 'biki! I need a break."

"Okay okay, take five and calm your tits, Ranma."

Ranma rolled her eyes. "Ha, fuckin' ha. You sure those senshi people wear this kinda getup?"

Nabiki inspected her shots. "I got it commissioned by a cosplay fan in my maketing class. I gave her known photographs and news footage. It's as accurate as it gets."

Ranma huffed. "It's like it was designed by a committee made up of Happosai, Kuno, and that creep in my social psych seminar."

Nabiki nodded in agreement. "Okay, break's over. Now look at the camera, Ranma. Smile! Do that innocent shtick of yours." Nabiki said.

Ranma nodded and tried to channel her best 'piss off Ryouga' routine, but something felt off-kilter as she danced around. "Shouldn't I be sayin' somethin' Sailor Senshi-like? What do they even talk about anyway?" Ranma said, somehow scowling behind the feigned smile and coquettish gesticulation.

Nabiki thought about that question as she kept taking shots. "Stuff about the Moon and the planets, according to eye-witness accounts. It doesn't really matter, you know, but if you want to get into character, by all means 'Sailor Ranko'."

Ranma rolled her eyes at the remark, "You've been waiting all week for that joke, haven't ya? Lemme think of somethin'."

Outside of the apartment, a shadow grew over the moon, until, for a seemingly interminable moment, the night sky was swallowed in darkness.

Ranma stared at the wand for a moment, examining it's heft and how much it shined in the glow of the stage lights. Suddenly, a smile crept onto her face and she extended her arm out.

"Moon Crystal Power! Make Up!"

Then everything went black.

---

The battle had been a pitched affair with the Sailor Senshi being overwhelmed physically, but slowly whittling down the youma's attacks with the use of their magical attacks. It was still a battle of attrition, however, and the Senshi were growing tired, Sailor Moon included.

Usagi still hadn't fully recovered from her sudden bout of illness. The doctor at the clinic couldn't explain it, though Luna had jokingly made fun of her for catching a cold in summer. She had gotten a few good hits with her tiara, but the only reason she wasn't more hurt was because her fellow Senshi had thrown themselves out to protect her. It made her feel guilty she couldn't do more, but the buzzing in her head, the soreness on her muscles, and feeling of lightness started to come back. She felt a lump in her throat and swallowed.

"Everyone, give me an opening," Sailor Moon said as she grabbed the Eternal Tiare and began to focus her energy.

The Senshi looked at each other briefly, before nodding and forming a wall in front of Sailor Moon.

"Mercury Aqua Rhapsody!"
"Burning Mandala!"
"Love and Beauty Shock!"
"Jupiter Oak Evolution!"

The wave of attacks pushed the three youma back kneeling, but still alive.

"Now Sailor Moon!" Venus cried out.

With a twirl of the Tiare, Sailor Moon focused her energy. She seemed to brighten under the darkening night sky. She held the rod outwards and called out in slow clear words as the sky blackened.

"Starlight Honeymoon Therapy Ki-!" She barely got the last word out as the wave of pink light flooded outwards, enveloping the cornered youma, turning them to dust.

Of greater importance was Sailor Moon who, after sending out the attack, cried out in pain. With a flash of light, Sailor Moon turned back into Usagi. She fell to her knees, her eyes rolled back, and she fell over.

"Eternal Sailor Moon!"

The four senshi ran over. As Mercury and Venus were tending to Usagi a chill wind blew threw the park and ghostly laughter echoed around them.

Mars and Jupiter turned, searching wildly for the presence.

"Who's there?" Mars called out..

The voice let out a deathly cackling laugh.

"Chaos has beeen rebornnnn..."

The sky brightened, the nearly full moon shining brightly once more. Jupiter and Mercury actively scanned the area as Venus and Mars gently lifted the unconscious Usagi. Within moments, they headed off into the night.

---

There was silence that hung in the air between Ranma and Nabiki. Part of this was due to the fact that power suddenly went out in the apartment, plunging them into near darkness. Part of this was because the reason they weren't standing completely in the dark was due to the fact a pale white light was emanating from Ranma.
Outside, a man yelled, "Oh God, my eyes! I'm blind!"

"Um..." Nabiki's jaw dropped, unable to form a coherent sentence. Nabiki noted that Ranma seemed to be hovering in the air about an inch off the ground.

"The circuit breaker musta tripped, huh?" Ranma said nervously, "is the breaker box in your apartment? Gonna be kind of late to call the super otherwise and..."

Ranma blinked as Nabiki stood there, silent unmoving, her eyes widened.

"What's with you, 'Biki? Fine! I'll find it myself, you lazy money-grubbing..."

Ranma started slowly walking around. "That's funny," she muttered to herself, "I'm feeling kind of floaty. Like I'm tipsy or somethin'..." Ranma shook her head. "Weird." She turned back towards Nabiki, who was slowly coming back from her brief visit to Catatonia. "That's it, I'm gettin' out of this getup," Ranma declared. "I think I need some water, maybe a sports drink. Gettin' dizz-" Ranma passed out onto the floor.

---

The odango-braided blonde slowly awoke, groaning softly.

"Usagi!" a chorus of voices exclaimed.

"Huh? Where am I?"

"You're at the Shrine. It was the closest place to take you." Rei said.

"Are you okay?" Makoto asked.

Usagi nodded. "I think so. I just felt so weak all of a sudden. My knees gave out and everything faded to black."

"Can you stand up?" Minako asked.

"I'm not sure..." Usagi removed the covers and slowly stood up. He legs were a bit shaky and she leaned against the much taller Makoto for support.

"Guys, I-" Usagi shook her head. "I don't feel good. I feel... empty."

The other girls didn't know what to say. Ami was looking at her computer furiously typing up notes.

Usagi felt a wave of nausea and dizziness and sat back down on Rei's bed.

"I... I think I wanna go home."

"Sure Usagi. We'll walk with you," Minako offered.

Usagi put her legs up on the bed and hugged her knees. She thought to herself, "Mamoru... help me."

---

After turning the power back on her apartment and pouring herself two fingers of scotch, Nabiki looked down at the unconscious Ranma Saotome. The red and black Sailor Senshi uniform she had commissioned has turned into a mostly blue and white affair, with red knee-length boots replacing the heels. Two red baubles were in her hair and a golden tiara seemed attached to her head. Taking the whole thing in, faint glow included, Nabiki almost felt bad waking her up.

Almost. She kneeled down next to Ranma and lightly slapped her cheek. When she got a loud snore in return, Nabiki slapped Ranma again with less delicacy and more frustration. When that failed to rouse her, Nabiki filled a highball glass with water and ice and threw it at her face.

Ranma sat up immediately, spitting out water and yelling, "I'm late for work!" She looked around wildly.

"Welcome back, Saotome," Nabiki said before taking a sip of her scotch.

"What... what happened?" Ranma asked, rubbing her temples.

"No idea," Nabiki said. She sighed. "So what's with the light show?" Nabiki pointed to Ranma's torso with her highball glass..

"What're ya..." Ranma began to ask before looking down and seeing the faint glow her body and outfit emitted. "Oh. That ain't good, is it?" she asked.

"Hell if I know." Nabiki said before finishing her glass. She walked over to pour herself another and, after a second to consider, began to pour Ranma a glass as well.

Ranma took the glass with a nod and took a sip. After getting over the strong taste of the Scotch Whisky, she asked, "Um... how do I get outta this thing?"

Nabiki walked over to her couch, which she moved against the window of her apartment, and sat down. "Again, I'm at a loss to what you even did."

Ranma started fiddling with the various bows, brooches, and ribbons of her costume. When nothing seemed to work, she threw up her hands and practically whimpered,"Oh, lemme out of this thing!"

As quickly as it appeared, the fancy costume was replaced with the comparatively plain outfit she was wearing earlier.

"Well what do you know..." Nabiki said, "Neat trick."

Ranma didn't respond, merely grabbing her glass and downing the rest of her scotch, prompting her to almost retch afterwards.

"Ack! I'm done, 'Biki. I'm gonna take a shower. If you got any beer, I'll take one." Nabiki nodded and Ranma stormed off.

It was about five minutes later, when Nabiki was rifling through her fridge when she was startled by a distinctly high-pitched cry:

"Dammit!"

There was loud swearing for about fifteen minutes, then silence. About an hour later, Ranma, wearing a pair of loose jeans and a billowy t-shirt, truged out to Nabiki's living room. She was toweling off her wet hair. Her face looked pale, her eyes red, and her expression blank.

"I think I need more of whatever you're having..." Ranma said.

Re: [R.5][SM] Pinch Hitter

PostPosted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 12:41 pm
by frice2000
Well posted a bunch of comments onto the Docs link you provided. Seems like this might indeed be a interesting story.

There are two rather big problems with it though. First, you've got a very long start in which you mostly retell SM canon, and bits from Ranma canon. What 'new' bits you have seem a bit too abbreviated and a bit less thought out then they should be. Second, and more importantly there's no hook once we get past the whole Queen Serenity/Silver Millennium bits. You kind of needed more of that kind of new material and such. So the start of the piece was far more interesting then where it went with summarization and small changes to what already happened in canon. I'd recommend sadly just cutting all of it after the Silver Millennium bits and getting right into the new material which likely starts in the next chapter. Reading summary really isn't the best way to start a story at least in my opinion. Writing was solid throughout yes, but this isn't the best way to start a piece. You buried the interesting bits at the start a bit too much really.

Edit: Oh there's a chapter 1 too? Didn't see that.
Edit 2: Read and commented up Chapter 1 on Google Docs. After reading it yeah. I think if you cut most of the summary, and thus most of the Prologue out and go right into the Chapter 1 material with little bits of added dialogue to describe the very mild changes, other then with the Ranma fiancee situation you'd have a much better start to this story. People aren't going to want to read through so much of your Prologue when all they really need to see are the first few thousand words, and the rest could be very easily excised. Strongly encourage you to do so. You'll get much better feedback that way.

Re: [R.5][SM] Pinch Hitter

PostPosted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 2:38 pm
by khammel
oops... 2x posts.

Re: [R.5][SM] Pinch Hitter

PostPosted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 2:43 pm
by khammel
Prologue - A Brief History Lesson

Silver Millenium Calendar 3520380.77
(November 4th, 13843 BCE)
(Friday, 11:37 PM)


The grand ballroom of Almathea Castle was the definition of opulence.
]] Amalthea (3rd moon of Jupiter), perhaps?
...
“I haven't felt this way in a very long time," the woman half-whispered as she pulled herself away.

Relatively quick C&C...

"Neither have I," the man confessed. "You're quite a woman."
...
The man looked away slightly, rolling his eyes a bit, but smiled all the same. "I have a suite upstairs. Why don't we see for ourselves?"

]] Usagi: I have a very bad feeling about this.
...
---

Silver Millenium Calendar 3520580.37
(Monday, July 31, 13842 BCE)
(2:28 AM)
...
The white crystal room was sparsely decorated save for a four post bed, a small writing desk, and a chaise longue.
]] lounge
...
Serenity pointed at her stomach. "This little one is an insurance policy for the Moon Kingdom. If she's ever needed, my power can be bestowed upon her. The moon will have a guardian, no matter what."

]] Ranma: Pro'ly don't gotta ask who SHE gets reborn as.
...

Silver Millenium Calendar 3540670.11
(Wednesday, September 2, 13817 BCE)
(2:09 PM)
...
Contact outside of the solar system had been severed and, one by one, the planets had been choked of civilian life until, what was left of the Silver Millenium was
]] Millennium
...
There was a loud explosion, causing the building to rock violently.
"Ma'am! Large shockwave detected to the westward grid past Defense grid Beta- We've Lost Signal from Venus and Mars!"

]] Ranma: They just need Sailor Sun to blow up all the bad guys!
]] Nabiki: Um... wrong continuity.
]] Ranma: Well, they just need to go to her community and ask her to come help.
]] Nabiki: Riiiiight.

"Oh, and Setsu… Secchan?"

"Yes?"

Queen Serenity closed her eyes. "I love you."

"...I love you too, Selene. Farewell."

]] Usagi (turns green)
...
In moments, the solar system was silent.

]] khammel: Nice 'end of the millennium festivities' Well done.

---

(April 15th, 1996 CE)
(8:25 AM)
...
---
(May 4th, 1996)
(4:39 PM)
The red-haired girl looked up the confused members of the Tendo family and said, in a soft voice,

"I'm Ranma Saotome. Sorry about this."

]] Ranma: I'd get the heck out of this community, Ranma.

(5:40 PM)
...
---
(August, 25th, 1996)
(2:47 AM)
...
---

(November 27th, 1996)
(4:15 PM)
...
(December 2nd, 1996)
(11:24 AM)
...
---
(March 3rd, 1997)
(3:12 PM)

Ranma Saotome, heir to the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts, was on his knees. He had broken the seal on the Dragon Spout and the water restored the body of his fiancée, Akane Tendo, to its normal size from the small doll body it has been changed into.
]] had been changed into (past tense for third-person prose)
...
Ranma whispered, “A... kane?”

A voice quietly whispered in reply, “Ran... ma...”

“Akane!”

“Ranma... I couldn’t move my body, but I heard everything," she said in a raspy, tired voice.

Ranma stood, helping Akane up as well. He looked up at Akane and asked, nervously, “E-everything?”

“Yup!” Akane replied, smiling.
]] Nice retelling of the final main story arc of Ranma.
---

(April 18th, 1997)
(6:27 PM)
...
---
(September 12th, 1997)
(4:30 PM)
...
Ukyou shook her head. "I'm sorry for hurting you Ran-chan, but I don't think I want to marry you anymore." She looked off to the side at the waitress who set down a tray of utensils before walking over. "I decided I was better off with the one who wants to be with me."

Konatsu wrapped his arm around Ukyou and bowed slightly. "I hope you aren't too angry at us, Ranma-sama."

"Buh." Was his only reply.
]] Akane: One down...
---

(February 28th, 1998)
(9:38PM)
...

The three began to strategize, never notcing
]] noticing

the ivy-covered rapier that stood, proud, in the center of the garden.
---
(October 19th, 1998)
(11:17 AM)
...
Cologne, elder matriarch of the Nujiezu Amazons of Western China,
]] I got: Nyucheizu from wikipedia. Your millage may vary...
...
The two ran into each other, trading punches and blocks. To Cologne’s consternation he was gaining the advantage in both strikes that went through her defenses and the number of blocks he had to make. In a moment of desepration,
]] desperation
Cologne brought her staff back.
...
]] and later...

Ranma smiled through the pain as he declared, "I win." He sighed in relief, before falling to the ground face first. "Better late than never, ya stupid cow," he thought.
...
]] I understand it's important to give dialogue realism, but I didn't like some of the slurs in the deleted passage. I will not contest that some people will use that language, so it is realistic.
---

(October 20th, 1998)
(12:12 PM)
...
"The Three Lights!"

]] I have to ask, for curiosity's sake: manga (cross dressing girls) or anime (gender changing girls)
---
(January 7th, 1999)
(8:10 AM)
...
"Please Ma- Mother, you have to get them to drop this engagement."
...
Nodoka shook her head. "No, we met quite by accident at Ueno Park one day. I was going to the zoo and we bumped into each other. I was surprised by how taken I was with him. We spent the day feeding the elephants. He then asked me on a more formal date."

"See Ma? That look you had in your eyes," He pointed out. "I wanna know that when I think about Akane, I'll have that look in my eyes and vice versa. I wanna know that it's for real and not just ta make everyone happy. And...” he sighed and muttered, “if I'm honest, I'm kinda tired of satisfying other people's obligations."

]] Interesting bit of "shedding light where Takahashi never did" here. It serves Ranma's goals well here.
...
"Then why did you cancel the engagement?"

Ranma looked into Akane’s hurt eyes. His lips curled up into a grimace. "Cause... ‘cause look at us! We ain't even out of high school yet! How can we be talkin' about marriage n' stuff?” He gave what he felt was a reassuring smile. “You that eager to be a housewife or somethin'?"

Akane was rendered speechless.

Ranma continued, arms flailing somewhat. "I mean... I don't wanna be with you just cause, ya know? After that weddin' disaster, I decided I wanted ta find out if I wanted to be with you. If what I feel for ya is really me or just what Ma and Pop want."

"And?"

Ranma shook his head, "And I don't wanna marry you now."

Akane raised a fist. "I knew it! You-"

"Hey, I ain't done, tomboy!" Ranna shot back."I don't wanna marry you, but..." he looked down at his shuffling feet. "If you're interested in a dumb, sex-changin' pervert like me, I'd like-" He looked at Akane. "You wanna get dinner and maybe see a movie sometime?"

Akane blinked and lowered her arm. "Ranma... are you asking me out on a date?"

"Well..." Ranma's face began to turn red as he started rubbing the back of his neck. "I ain't not askin', if that's what you're sayin'...," he said, his palms starting to sweat.

There was a strained silence for a moment and Ranma could feel a cold sweat on the back of his neck. His body started to shake a little and Akane began giggling.

"Aw come on, Akane. Don't kick a guy while he's-"

"I'd love to."

"Uh, really?"

"Yeah." She smiled. "You're still a jerk, you know."

Ranma cracked his trademark smirk."Well, yeah. I wouldn't want ya to think I'd lost my touch."

]] Nice scene. I really like the fact that they are trying it without the 'arranged engagement' baggage (though one can argue that the purpose of the manga storyline was to prove the same thing, Takahashi's effectiveness at proving that can be called to question... So Ranma does here. :) )
---
(February 12, 1999)
(Somewhere in Time and Space)
...
"Do you wish to remain here, in your perfected forms? Or do you wish to leave your star forms and return to your world and your lives, however imperfect they may be?"
]] missing a paragraph break here (though I had to insert one to point it out. )
...
---
(March 20, 1999)
(10:25AM)

It was a surprisingly warm day out by the track. It was blessedly Kuno-free, the principal of that surname having left during finals week "to attend a seminar on administrative efficiency protocols". Ranma and Akane could care less if he was in the middle of an intervention or learning how to hula, they were finished with the distilled chaos known as high school.

In the middle of the folding chairs where the graduating class of Furinkan High sat, Ranma leaned into the row of people in front of him to whisper into Akane's ear.

"Congratulations Tomboy."

"You too, dummy," she replied.

Ranma carefree smile faltered slightly. "Hey, uh... I've been thinkin'.."

"Again? What did I tell you about thinking?" She laughed.

"Shaddup," He took a breath. "We've been going out for a while now and all the stuff that made things so rough died down. I know we ain't goin' to the same college and all, but hell it ain't so far away, me in Setagaya and you in Hachioji..."

"Ranma?"

He tugged at his tie. "I dunno. Thinking of you around other guys at college without sayin' anything just makes... I don't think I can take it. Akane, uh, I can't make no grandiose promises or nuthin', but I'd like to be your boyfriend, if you're willing."

Akane nodded. "I'd like that."

]] I like the way this is progressing slowly and surely. L-P G in "Lines" pretty much settled things by TELLING in "Lines of Destiny" You are SHOWING. Thanks.

]] I also love the interleaved SM-Ranma scenes.
---
(August 1, 1999)
(3:30 PM)
...
"What do you want to do?" Ami asked.

Usagi was unsure how to answer and, in her delay, Rei answered for her.

"What else does she do? Eat and play video games."

"The Crown?" Minako asked.

"The Crown!" Usagi replied as the group of teenagers went off back to the, for the moment, quiet streets of Tokyo.

]] Excellent prologue.
...

Pinch Hitter

Chapter 1: Moonlighting
...

"This stinks," Ranma Saotome groused. "I haven't slept since yesterday. And I got work later today."

"Girl job or boy job?" Nabiki Tendo asked, a smirk on her face.

]] Ranma: Rolls his eyes.
]] Nabiki: SHE asked.. Not ME, Saotome!
...
Ranma sputtered a protest, "But you didn't even get me a cure to my curse!"

]] Nabiki: Yeah, that's... well.. trivial?

Nabiki pulled out a legal-sized sheet of paper from her bag and flashed it in from of Ranma. . "You requested information regarding the Permanence Shard which you hoped would be a cure for your curse. I gave you the most accurate and up to date information possible." She let a smirk escape her poker face. "It isn't my fault that 'up to date' meant 1922 and that, since then, the Great Kanto Earthquake and World War Two pretty much buried it under a thousand tons of city streets."

]] Ranma: That what always happens. A mountain comes down, all that kind stuff whenever the curse gets involved.
I've found that there's a larger market than I expected in cosplay photos."
...

"Cosplay Photos?" Ranma asked, confused.
]] Cue ominous music here...

"You know, dressing up in costumes and such. The otaku set love to show their appreciation with their wallets."
]] Nabiki: And they make Kunou-chan look like a temple beggar!
]] Ranma: Cool, sign me up.
...

Ranma smiled and nodded, "Yep. Hand delivered, by Konatsu himself. I still say Ucchan's gonna wear a tux to the wedding."

]] Why not have 2 brides? Ukuyou and Konatsu would both love being one, I'd bet. (unlike the "Journey is the Destination" epilogue) Author's prerogative of course. That way Ranma can be the maid of honor.
...

"Ah! We're here," Nabiki said, pointing at the building, a bare wooden storefront with a sign that read 'Edogawa Curios' set above the door.

"Come on, Ranma. This should be educational for both of us."
]] Cue MOAR ominous music
]] Nabiki: Hmm... was that a 'Spells R Us' sight I saw pasted over?
---
...
]] Ranma girl power! Water up!

"Fine." Ranma said, grabbing the water bottle from Nabiki's hand. "Story of my life. Can't live a day without this crap," Ranma muttered, the voice changing from a grumbling tenor to an irritated mezzo-soprano. The now female Ranma shook out the excess water from her head and stretched her lithe, leanly muscled arms.

Nabiki watched as Ranma returned the now empty bottle to her and began changing in more imperceptible ways. Ranma stood still for a moment, took in a few centering breaths. She then untied her hair, shaking it so it loosely draped on her back. She stretched the muscles on her face, loosening up her jaw and opening her eyes wide. Finally, she performed what appeared to be a kata, with the customary kicks and strikes replaced with shifting her posture, walking around Nabiki, and altering her body language bit by bit until any pretense of masculine demeanor, save her clothing, was hidden from sight.

"All right, Nabiki-chan," Ranma said, with a mixture of irritation and pride, "Let's do this."

]] had to leave it. Well done.
---

"Scary. Absolutely scary." Nabiki uttered, shell-shocked as they exited Edogawa Curios. Nabiki was somewhat imbalanced by the weight of her tote bag on one arm and the multiple large plastic bags of items she left the store with on the other. Ranma followed Nabiki with a confident swagger, similarly full bag in one hand and the wand in another. Her hair was back in the customary pigtail and she was whistling idly.

"That was the mission right? You got the thingamajig here and a bunch of other crap and I got a new martial arts scroll outta the deal, ta boot!" Ranma added, adding a skip to her step.
...
]] Interesting discussion

---
...

"What are you talking about?" Sailor Venus rebutted, "you always pull through in the latch!"
]] The curse of Minako strikes again.
...
---

A few days later, Ranma parked his motorcycle, an old Yamaha from the early 80s,
]] Makes me think of "The Return" Not that that's bad. maybe Nabiki will shoot "Biker Babe Ranma" next...
]] Ranma: Baka Hentai!

The door opened and a young man entered. He was tall, with long black hair tied back in a ponytail and held by a baseball cap with "Damino's

]] Just guessing here... "Daimyo's" perhaps? Or you can just use Dominos.

Pizza" embroidered on the front. He wore a hoodie jacket, unzipped almost all the way, a loose t-shirt, and blue jeans.

]] At last... a Use for Mousse...

Mousse set the box down at the table and sat down. "Depends. You figure out how to summon your riding gear yet?"

Ranma blanched. "Uh.. One sec." Ranma stood and pulled his arms into his sleeves, producing a pair of gloves and a jacket. He then muttered, "Don't laugh at me, Peking Duck."He put a hand inside the waistband of his jeans and produced a pair of racing leathers and, with a groan of effort, a motorcycle helmet.

...

"Aren't we a goddamned comedian today?" Ranma grumbled as he picked up the wand. "'Biki found it at this junk shop she dragged me to last weekend. She's plannin' on some kinda cosplay photo deal. Makin' me up into a... watcha call it, a Sailor Sencha or something."

"A Sailor Senshi?"

"Yeah. Ya heard of 'em before?"

"You do live in Tokyo, right? I mean, I know you go to jock school, but come on. You read a newspaper every now and then, don't you?"

"They're in the news?"

"Yeah. They've killed a bunch of monsters over the years. Recently, they've been stopping bank heists and other kinds of petty crime on top of the supernatural suff

]] stuff
in Central Tokyo."
...
After a bit of fiddling, Mousse remarked, "I don't get it. Are you supposed to unscrew the bottom to put the batteries in? Does it light up or just vibrate?" He started laughing.

Ranma groaned. "It's always the sex jokes with you and Nabiki. What the hell?"
...
"What the hell are you?" he whispered. "And why do you seem so damn familiar?"

]] Cue ominous, but reflective music.

---

...

In baseball, Akira Tsudou of the Nippon Ham Fighters was traded to..."

]] Gotta love Japanese baseball team names!

...

Ranma threw her duffel bag and motorcycle helmet aside. "Yeah, yeah 'Biki. My shift ran late. I swear, if one more lonely otaku spends alla' his time lookin' at my rack while buyin' 200 yen worth of fries and black coffee, I'm gonna splash myself with warm water and give 'em a piece of my mind."

"That would probably be awkward with the dress," Nabiki said as she walked in front of the camera and pressed a button on the light meter in her hand.

]] Nice interplay here.

Ranma glanced down at her uniform, which consisted of a jumper-style dress, which was similar to the Furinkan High uniform, except that it was cut so that the 'waistline' cut underneath the breasts, emphasizing that particular bit of anatomy to any and all customers. "Well I asked for the waiter's uniform, but my boss put the kibosh on that. Turns out, they don't make pants small enough for the girl type. I tell ya, Nabiki, why do I gotta be such a shrimp?"

...

Ranma traipsed out back into the living room. To her chagrin, Ranma noted the white lyrca/cotton fabric of the leotard was at least breathable and not too constricting. But the bright red skirt felt criminally short,

]] I'm sure it is.. but would Ranma feel it was? Though it does paint an amusing picture...

the gloves seemed ridiculously long, and the red, mary-jane style heels seemed completely impractical to fighting gravity, let alone a demon.

"You gotta be kiddin' me!" Ranma moaned.

Nabiki bit back a laugh. "Nope. And you forgot the accessories, hair and makeup."

Ranma opened her mouth to reply, but found herself speechless. She trudged back to the room, grumbling under her breath.
]] Sailor Moon: It's really a lot easier using the transformation magic!

---
...
"Is that..." Jupiter whispered before her eyes widened suddenly. "Watch out guys! That's a kung fu stance!"

]] Cue ominous music here, too...

"What!" Mars said before she was knocked aside by a flying kick.

"Sailor Mars!" Sailor Venus cried out, looking back barely in enough time to block a strike.

"You bastards!" Jupiter spat before jumping in the fray, going toe to toe with one of the youma

"Defensive positions!" Venus yelled as Marcury helped Mars up.

---

Almost an hour later, Ranma was growing tired of the crazy gesticulating Nabiki had instructed her to do while in the abbreviated costume. She reached over and grabbed a towel, dabbing the sweat off her made up forehead.

"I'm sweatin' like a pig here under these lights, 'biki! I need a break."

"Okay okay, take five and calm your tits, Ranma."

Ranma rolled her eyes. "Ha, fuckin' ha. You sure those senshi people wear this kinda getup?"

Nabiki inspected her shots. "I got it commissioned by a cosplay fan in my maketing

]] marketing
class. I gave her known photographs and news footage. It's as accurate as it gets."

Ranma huffed. "It's like it was designed by a committee made up of Happosai, Kuno, and that creep in my social psych seminar."

Nabiki nodded in agreement. "Okay, break's over. Now look at the camera, Ranma. Smile! Do that innocent shtick of yours." Nabiki said.

Ranma nodded and tried to channel her best 'piss off Ryouga' routine, but something felt off-kilter as she danced around. "Shouldn't I be sayin' somethin' Sailor Senshi-like? What do they even talk about anyway?" Ranma said, somehow scowling behind the feigned smile and coquettish gesticulation.

Nabiki thought about that question as she kept taking shots. "Stuff about the Moon and the planets, according to eye-witness accounts. It doesn't really matter, you know, but if you want to get into character, by all means 'Sailor Ranko'."

]] Sailor Sun: Hey! I resemble that remark!

Ranma rolled her eyes at the remark, "You've been waiting all week for that joke, haven't ya? Lemme think of somethin'."

Outside of the apartment, a shadow grew over the moon, until, for a seemingly interminable moment, the night sky was swallowed in darkness.

Ranma stared at the wand for a moment, examining it's heft and how much it shined in the glow of the stage lights. Suddenly, a smile crept onto her face and she extended her arm out.

"Moon Crystal Power! Make Up!"

Then everything went black.

]] oops...

---

The battle had been a pitched affair with the Sailor Senshi being overwhelmed physically, but slowly whittling down the youma's attacks with the use of their magical attacks. It was still a battle of attrition, however, and the Senshi were growing tired, Sailor Moon included.

Usagi still hadn't fully recovered from her sudden bout of illness. The doctor at the clinic couldn't explain it, though Luna had jokingly made fun of her for catching a cold in summer. She had gotten a few good hits with her tiara, but the only reason she wasn't more hurt was because her fellow Senshi had thrown themselves out to protect her. It made her feel guilty she couldn't do more, but the buzzing in her head, the soreness on her muscles, and feeling of lightness started to come back. She felt a lump in her throat and swallowed.

"Everyone, give me an opening," Sailor Moon said as she grabbed the Eternal Tiare and began to focus her energy.

The Senshi looked at each other briefly, before nodding and forming a wall in front of Sailor Moon.

"Mercury Aqua Rhapsody!"
"Burning Mandala!"
"Love and Beauty Shock!"
"Jupiter Oak Evolution!"

The wave of attacks pushed the three youma back kneeling, but still alive.

"Now Sailor Moon!" Venus cried out.

With a twirl of the Tiare,

]] tiara (maybe?)

Sailor Moon focused her energy. She seemed to brighten under the darkening night sky. She held the rod outwards and called out in slow clear words as the sky blackened.

"Starlight Honeymoon Therapy Ki-!" She barely got the last word out as the wave of pink light flooded outwards, enveloping the cornered youma, turning them to dust.

Of greater importance was Sailor Moon who, after sending out the attack, cried out in pain. With a flash of light, Sailor Moon turned back into Usagi. She fell to her knees, her eyes rolled back, and she fell over.

"Eternal Sailor Moon!"

The four senshi ran over. As Mercury and Venus were tending to Usagi a chill wind blew threw the park and ghostly laughter echoed around them.

Mars and Jupiter turned, searching wildly for the presence.

"Who's there?" Mars called out..

The voice let out a deathly cackling laugh.

"Chaos has beeen rebornnnn..."

The sky brightened, the nearly full moon shining brightly once more. Jupiter and Mercury actively scanned the area as Venus and Mars gently lifted the unconscious Usagi. Within moments, they headed off into the night.

---

There was silence that hung in the air between Ranma and Nabiki. Part of this was due to the fact that power suddenly went out in the apartment, plunging them into near darkness. Part of this was because the reason they weren't standing completely in the dark was due to the fact a pale white light was emanating from Ranma.

]] Paragraph break here...

Outside, a man yelled, "Oh God, my eyes! I'm blind!"

"Um..." Nabiki's jaw dropped, unable to form a coherent sentence. Nabiki noted that Ranma seemed to be hovering in the air about an inch off the ground.

"The circuit breaker musta tripped, huh?" Ranma said nervously, "is the breaker box in your apartment? Gonna be kind of late to call the super otherwise and..."

Ranma blinked as Nabiki stood there, silent unmoving, her eyes widened.

"What's with you, 'Biki? Fine! I'll find it myself, you lazy money-grubbing..."

Ranma started slowly walking around. "That's funny," she muttered to herself, "I'm feeling kind of floaty. Like I'm tipsy or somethin'..." Ranma shook her head. "Weird." She turned back towards Nabiki, who was slowly coming back from her brief visit to Catatonia. "That's it, I'm gettin' out of this getup," Ranma declared. "I think I need some water, maybe a sports drink. Gettin' dizz-" Ranma passed out onto the floor.

---

The odango-braided blonde slowly awoke, groaning softly.

"Usagi!" a chorus of voices exclaimed.

"Huh? Where am I?"

"You're at the Shrine. It was the closest place to take you." Rei said.

"Are you okay?" Makoto asked.

Usagi nodded. "I think so. I just felt so weak all of a sudden. My knees gave out and everything faded to black."

"Can you stand up?" Minako asked.

"I'm not sure..." Usagi removed the covers and slowly stood up. He legs were a bit shaky and she leaned against the much taller Makoto for support.

"Guys, I-" Usagi shook her head. "I don't feel good. I feel... empty."

The other girls didn't know what to say. Ami was looking at her computer furiously typing up notes.

Usagi felt a wave of nausea and dizziness and sat back down on Rei's bed.

"I... I think I wanna go home."

"Sure Usagi. We'll walk with you," Minako offered.

Usagi put her legs up on the bed and hugged her knees. She thought to herself, "Mamoru... help me."

---

After turning the power back on her apartment and pouring herself two fingers of scotch, Nabiki looked down at the unconscious Ranma Saotome. The red and black Sailor Senshi uniform she had commissioned has turned into a mostly blue and white affair, with red knee-length boots replacing the heels. Two red baubles were in her hair and a golden tiara seemed attached to her head. Taking the whole thing in, faint glow included, Nabiki almost felt bad waking her up.

]] Sailor Sun: So... umm... is her hair loose when she transforms?
]] Sailor Io (H&L): Or does it stay a braided ponytail?

Almost. She kneeled

]] knelt is what I am more used to here...

down next to Ranma and lightly slapped her cheek. When she got a loud snore in return, Nabiki slapped Ranma again with less delicacy and more frustration. When that failed to rouse her, Nabiki filled a highball glass with water and ice and threw it at her face.

Ranma sat up immediately, spitting out water and yelling, "I'm late for work!" She looked around wildly.

"Welcome back, Saotome," Nabiki said before taking a sip of her scotch.

"What... what happened?" Ranma asked, rubbing her temples.

"No idea," Nabiki said. She sighed. "So what's with the light show?" Nabiki pointed to Ranma's torso with her highball glass..

"What're ya..." Ranma began to ask before looking down and seeing the faint glow her body and outfit emitted. "Oh. That ain't good, is it?" she asked.

"Hell if I know." Nabiki said before finishing her glass. She walked over to pour herself another and, after a second to consider, began to pour Ranma a glass as well.

Ranma took the glass with a nod and took a sip. After getting over the strong taste of the Scotch Whisky, she asked, "Um... how do I get outta this thing?"

Nabiki walked over to her couch, which she moved against the window of her apartment, and sat down. "Again, I'm at a loss to what you even did."

Ranma started fiddling with the various bows, brooches, and ribbons of her costume. When nothing seemed to work, she threw up her hands and practically whimpered,"Oh, lemme out of this thing!"

]] Just speak the magic words...

As quickly as it appeared, the fancy costume was replaced with the comparatively plain outfit she was wearing earlier.

"Well what do you know..." Nabiki said, "Neat trick."

Ranma didn't respond, merely grabbing her glass and downing the rest of her scotch, prompting her to almost retch afterwards.

"Ack! I'm done, 'Biki. I'm gonna take a shower. If you got any beer, I'll take one." Nabiki nodded and Ranma stormed off.

It was about five minutes later, when Nabiki was rifling through her fridge when she was startled by a distinctly high-pitched cry:

"Dammit!"

There was loud swearing for about fifteen minutes, then silence. About an hour later, Ranma, wearing a pair of loose jeans and a billowy t-shirt, truged out to Nabiki's living room. She was toweling off her wet hair. Her face looked pale, her eyes red, and her expression blank.

"I think I need more of whatever you're having..." Ranma said.

]] Wow. Eagerly await more (but realize how muses are of course. :) )

Re: [R.5][SM] Pinch Hitter

PostPosted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 1:14 am
by uragaaru
I got: Nyucheizu from wikipedia. Your millage may vary...


Nyuchezu is what you get when you romanize from Japanese. I tend to romanize directly from Chinse when it comes to the Amazons so in pinyin (which is what I default to when I romanize Chinese cause Wade-Giles can burn in hell), it's Nǚjiézú. I should add the tone marks, but for a story that's in English, I don't see the need.

I understand it's important to give dialogue realism, but I didn't like some of the slurs in the deleted passage. I will not contest that some people will use that language, so it is realistic.


While Ranma speaks roughly, it's mostly the "punk teen" kind of rough. Out of the cast of characters in the series, Ryu and especially Tarou speak so roughly, I can only imagine that a proper conveyance of that in English to have them curse like a sailor. That Tarou constantly refers to Ranma as "okama" (which can be translated as either of those two slurs) is reflective of that fact, imo. I agree it's pretty rough (I wouldn't want to be called either of those terms), but it's in character I would say.

I have to ask, for curiosity's sake: manga (cross dressing girls) or anime (gender changing girls)


Technically I'm working off of manga continuity, but whichever makes you happiest :D

Nabiki: Yeah, that's... well.. trivial?

I think we all know even the great Nabiki Tendo is bound by the 1st Law of Genderbending.

Ranma: That what always happens. A mountain comes down, all that kind stuff whenever the curse gets involved.

At least this time it wasn't the poor dope's fault.

Nabiki: Hmm... was that a 'Spells R Us' sight I saw pasted over?


... crap. I wrote one of those stories huh? I guess that's what left once you want to rule out "fated by destiny" as a plot driver.

Makes me think of "The Return" Not that that's bad. maybe Nabiki will shoot "Biker Babe Ranma" next...
]] Ranma: Baka Hentai!


Interesting. I was doing research in order to figure out a motorcycle that would be kind of nice for a commuter vehicle, but really kind of a jalopy after almost 20 years. A 1984 Yamaha XS650 seemed to fit the bill.

Just guessing here... "Daimyo's" perhaps? Or you can just use Dominos.

Pretend this is a light novel adaptation ;D

I'm sure it is.. but would Ranma feel it was? Though it does paint an amusing picture...


Fixed this. Let's say Ranma has first-hand knowledge of what will get someone arrested for indecent exposure in Tokyo.

tiara (maybe?)


Nope, The final form of Sailor Moon's wand/rod/staff is known as the Eternal Tiare. Thanks Naoko Takeuchi for confusing me for about an hour when I was rereading/catching up on manga continuity.

Wow. Eagerly await more (but realize how muses are of course.


Muse is happy for now. I have a rough Outline and enough material for about 5 chapters (of maybe... 10? I dunno yet :/). Chapter Two begins with Ranma whining about missing his penis and the flashback episode later on is shaping up to be rather fun.

One question, what do you think about the Prologue as a whole? Frice thinks its too long and I can cut out most of the stuff (maybe all of it) after the Silver Millennium stuff. What do you think?

Thanks for your feedback, especially the snarky bits.

~裏には裏がある

Re: [R.5][SM] Pinch Hitter

PostPosted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 1:49 am
by khammel
uragaaru wrote:Muse is happy for now. I have a rough Outline and enough material for about 5 chapters (of maybe... 10? I dunno yet :/). Chapter Two begins with Ranma whining about missing his penis and the flashback episode later on is shaping up to be rather fun.

One question, what do you think about the Prologue as a whole? Frice thinks its too long and I can cut out most of the stuff (maybe all of it) after the Silver Millennium stuff. What do you think?

Thanks for your feedback, especially the snarky bits.

~裏には裏がある


I think the prologue is okay. I really appreciated the introspection and different looks at the scenes from canon. I guess it could just be consecutive Ranma scenes. Maybe a initial and final SM scene interleaved to establish the place in SM canon. If you DID wanted to shorten it... At the minimum, you STILL need to check all your post 38 resolution boxes, I guess.

Glad I could (hopefully) help. I have been waiting for "Children of Fire" type fic for years. I realize your basic setup and story is different, but I just love no-holds barred comedy in a SM/Ranma crossover.

Re: [R.5][SM] Pinch Hitter

PostPosted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 3:11 am
by Konsaki
Was reading your doc file while you were writing the ending 'Okama' text. Was an interesting read but parts of it could use just a little more expansion, like Ukyo giving up for Konatsu, but overall it's okay for a prologue.

Re: [R.5][SM] Pinch Hitter

PostPosted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 3:18 am
by Crescent Pulsar S
Damn, I should have recorded the typos and such that I came across, now that I've decided to post something, but I just read it casually since I'm currently working on my own story and trying to reserve time and energy for it.

Anyway, I noticed the thing about the prologue, and I thought I'd offer my own opinion.

Which is: if the point of going over non-changed canon events is a way to show the passage of time (relative to each other or not), I strongly recommend against the method used. (Especially since there's so much back-and-forth going on in short intervals.) Moreover, having them share the prologue with events from the distance past is kind of like making a run-on sentence; they don't really go together.

As for the new material that takes place after canon events, but before the most recent, I have two recommendations. The first is to beef them up with more material and integrate them better with the three-years-after-Jusendo events, so the first chapter starts with a better foundation for what they precede. If not that, incorporate them into current events so readers still know what has changed over the course of three years without compromising the pacing and flow.

Aside from that, there was something that had me confused. In the canon events for Sailor Moon, it sounded like they were based on the manga. However, in the first chapter, when Ami mentions Galaxia being restored, I'm pretty sure that's anime canon. I only mention it because -- in this case -- there's a significant difference between what happens in the manga and the anime, which would indicate which character personalities are being used as well as the difference in some of the mechanics of the series (pertaining to star seeds in particular).

Re: [R.5][SM] Pinch Hitter

PostPosted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 7:55 am
by uragaaru
Thanks for the additional feedback Konsaki and Crescent. I have the Prologue up and I'll probably let it burn a while (a few days to a week) before I put Chapter 1 up, if nothing else, to give me time to finish the draft of chapter 2 which is about half done.

I'll check my SM canon (my one real weakness in terms of world building this story), but I suspect you're correct Crescent so I'll have to rejigger dialogue.

As far as the Prologue goes. the idea was to give readers a "status check" of sorts to answer some of the questions people inevitably have when reading crossovers in general and fukufics in particular: where in canon are we? How old is everyone? What is everyone's status? I wanted to go a bit further than just write a list, which always disappoint or outright irk me when I see it. As I see it, if you're gonna contrive things, at least give it a little pizzazz.

That said, My options were either to condense/integrate into Chapter 1 or expand. I ended up doing neither, which is kind of the path of least resistance, but has its weaknesses. I wanted to start Chapter 1 with Nabiki and Ranma on the shopping expedition. I had initially written a conversation that touched on the post-manga canon points (the remnants of which you can see in the discussion of Ukyou's wedding and the engagements being canceled), but it was waaay too expositiony and thus, the need for the Prologue emerged. Since I have no interest writing a fix-fic before I write the story I want, I tried to keep the plot points breezy, hence the quick "montage" like strategy in the Prologue. Not the most successful device in retrospect, but I was at a loss of keeping things brief while maintaining a sense of balance between the two crossed over narratives.

Again, Thanks all. I hope to have Chapter Two ready to review soon-ish. I appreciate the feedback :D

Re: [R.5][SM] Pinch Hitter

PostPosted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:08 am
by Dumbledork
That's quite a nice start so far, although I skipped parts of the prologue. The only negative thing is the Ranma/Akane pairing, but I can live with that... probably.

Re: [R.5][SM] Pinch Hitter

PostPosted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:10 am
by uragaaru
Dumbledork wrote: The only negative thing is the Ranma/Akane pairing, but I can live with that... probably.


I'll try not to make it so painful ;D