https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh0hHm-ckQw — The Vibrations with "My Girl Sloopy".
This is the official rock song of the State of Ohio. The resolution (HCR 16, 1985) includes these gems, honestly thiefstolen from the 'Pedia:
"WHEREAS, 'Hang On Sloopy' is of particular relevance to members of the baby boom generation, who were once dismissed as a bunch of long-haired, crazy kids, but who now are old enough and vote in sufficient numbers to be taken quite seriously..." and "WHEREAS, Adoption of this resolution will not take too long, cost the State anything, or affect the quality of life in this State to any appreciable degree, and if we in the legislature just go ahead and pass the darn thing, we can get on with more important stuff..."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hang_On_Sloopy
Anyone stupid enough to want to take over the world deserves the paperwork. All of it.