Weirdness: Round three

[Té Rowan]

Weird-trivia-Dept:

German kings recognised that swords really have only one function, and wanted their swords to be as good at it as possible.
French kings wanted their swords to be multitools they could do everything with, even read their mail.

[Té Rowan]

Hoary-old-story-Dept.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6624095/1/Friends-in-Hell by jbh14. HP/OMG. Stalled at mere two chapters.

Harry Potter has good friends in low places. Mouldyfart is not amused; instead, he is terrified.

[Té Rowan]

Old-story-time:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7502511/1/The-Sea-King by Doghead Thirteen. HP/DeadliestCatch cross. One-shot.

Harry is missing. Then, one day, Hermione hears his voice through a TV's speaker.

Worth re-reading from time to time.

[Ellen Kuhfeld]

Old-story-time:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7502511/1/The-Sea-King by Doghead Thirteen. HP/DeadliestCatch cross. One-shot.

Harry is missing. Then, one day, Hermione hears his voice through a TV's speaker.

Worth re-reading from time to time.

Good story, well worth re-reading, and far dfrom the strangest thing Doghead wrote. Chase his fiction down and read it twice.

[Té Rowan]

Just one little warning... If you have half-healed cuts or other wounds you think might split open if you laugh, wait until they are fully healed before you delve into either Book of Dobby. You don't want your nurse skelping mad at you.

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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7932823/1/In-For-the-Long-Haul by GenkaiFan. HP crossover one-shot.

It may help if you listen to "Phantom 309" before reading this.

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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3862543/1/The-Traveler-in-Black-meets-Harry-Potter by Meteoricshipyards. HP/Traveller-in-Black one-shot crossover.

Wishes are made.

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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6764732/1/Saturday-Potter by Meteoricshipyards. HP one-shot.

Harry finds a low-risk way (for him, that is) to knock eight bells out of Voldie.

[Té Rowan]

A few fem!Harry Potters:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/68769271 — "Witch, Please" by TheHarvest. 27 chapters, crossed with "House of the Dragon".

Holly Potter disappears from Hogwarts. She's next seen opening a tea shop.

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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12967300/1/Iron-Maiden by sakurademonalchemist. 14 chapters, crossed with Marvel's Cinematic Universe.

Jasmine "Jazz" Evans is sure her biological father was not named James Potter.

[Té Rowan]

Ongoing-sagas-Dept:

https://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-32251-89/dogbertcarroll+With+Sprinkles.htm

Xander made it home at the end of Chapter 85 and is still at home.

For some utterly unfathomable reason, I'm seeing Xander, once he pops back into the SM-verse he started his journey in and has given the more unruly magical girls The Spanking, suddenly take off (with the girls following at their best rate), spontaneously change into Swabbie Moon (male version of Sailor Moon) with a quick, bluuush-inducing nudity scene that only women can see, and sweep into a children's cancer ward. The girls arrive just in time to see him pull off the funky dance and bathe everything in a Moon Healing Escalation.

Will the girls, after they hear him tell the children he is not Sailor Moon's biological brother but certainly her spiritual brother, ask Moon for permissions to date him? What about Pluto?

[Té Rowan]

Wow-that's-an-old-site!-Dept:

http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/otakian/ — Otakian Nights.

Setting: Arabian Nights.
Characters: Various anime/manga.