Avoiding Spamville Neo!

[Crescent Pulsar S]

You're just seeing things.

[Lioconvoy]

No they actually are.

[Crescent Pulsar S]

You'd never survive in a desert.

[CRBWildcat]

*A giant chocolate sundae in a cup the size of a 12-story building drops down nearby*

[Crescent Pulsar S]

*A couple of apes encounter it*

[KonokoHasano]

*A giant chocolate sundae in a cup the size of a 12-story building drops down nearby*

But is it a Golden Opulence Sundae?

[Crescent Pulsar S]

Sounds kinky.

[CRBWildcat]

Never heard of it. Is it served on a Golden Saucer?

[KonokoHasano]

Golden Opulence Sundae is made using three scoops of rich Tahitian vanilla bean ice cream infused with Madagascar vanilla and covered in 23k edible gold leaf. The chocolate syrup used is from melted Amedei Porcelana, one of the world's most expensive chocolates; and covered with chunks of rare Chuao chocolate, which is from cocoa beans harvested by the Caribbean Sea on Venezuela’s coast. The sundae is then adorned with "exotic candied fruits from Paris, gold covered almonds/dragets, chocolate truffles and marzipan cherries." Added to the dessert is a tiny glass bowl of Grand Passion Caviar, an exclusive dessert caviar, made of salt-free American Golden caviar, known for its sparkling golden color. It’s sweetened and infused with fresh passion fruit, orange and Armagnac. Edible gold leaf is made from pure gold that is compressed or rolled into very thin sheets that are only a few micrometers thick and contain no other metals or impurities. It is finally topped off with a gilded sugar flower and sprinkled with small flakes of more edible gold.

[CRBWildcat]

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*turns and calls out* Oi, Calli-chan! We've found your Dream Dessert!

[Crescent Pulsar S]

Callista's an elitist mogul?

*Strikes her from my mental friend list*

[Makoto]

I see your sundae (on Thursday, no less) and raise you a donut.

http://www.eater.com/2016/1/5/10719694/gold-doughnut-manila-social-club-williamsburg

[KonokoHasano]

I see your sundae (on Thursday, no less) and raise you a donut.

http://www.eater.com/2016/1/5/10719694/gold-doughnut-manila-social-club-williamsburg

Kind of a boring doughnut

[CRBWildcat]

Callista's an elitist mogul?

*Strikes her from my mental friend list*

If by "elitist" you mean "quite possibly the wealthiest person on the planet", then yes. 'Mogul', I dunno.

I see your sundae (on Thursday, no less) and raise you a donut.

http://www.eater.com/2016/1/5/10719694/gold-doughnut-manila-social-club-williamsburg

Uh... yeah, I'm not paying for that.

[Spokavriel]

For all the expensive ingredients that Sundae is a bit on the small side and kinda light in minerals.