Avoiding Spamville Neo!

[Lioconvoy]

Why? Doesn't daddy pay you all to be his friends.

What I don't pay them to be my friends!

Then why do you pay them?

An incident at the dimensional door satellite. They're insurance payments. *Pauses* Wait did you actually call me daddy for once?

*Usagi sticks her tounge out at her mom.* You're right I was confused. Mom, is mommy, not a daddy.

Figures the first time you actually call me dad would be when I was female again....

[CRBWildcat]

It's amazing you have enough money for all that.

*Callista's happy fanged smile looks big enough to engulf a blueberry danish, though that's probably just an optical illusion.*

I'll fill you in on a little secret. While Curtis was in the middle of 7th grade, there was this big intergalactic shindig back home called "The Game" that was fueled by absolutely insane economics. I mean it; the sheer numbers involved would make every money expert on Earth throw up their arms and rage quit, because if you make those numbers run through reality, they'd make absolutely no sense at all. By the time 'The Game' was done, never mind the time I got to Spamville to start with, I could've probably bought several universes with all the stuff I had stored away.

If that's not sinking in, here's a hint. Go online and find out what the word "centillion" means, then let your jaw hit the floor when I tell you I have at least 600 of them. Simply put, when you combine that with my innate ability to bamboozle every clerk and cashier in driving range, I am never going to run out of money. >^_^< *throws back her head and laughs*

Figures the first time you actually call me dad would be when I was female again....

*Compared to her aforementioned laughing, this elicits more of a soft chuckle from Calli than anything else.*

[Lioconvoy]

Mommy has so much money cause she owns lots of businesses in different realities.

Not that all of them are booming, but enough of them are doing well enough that I'm fairly set.

[CRBWildcat]

Now that you mention it, I have a few 'businesses' of my own, sort of. The Mungojerrie at Muffinville, renting a few apartments here in Spamville... I don't keep the profits, though. Anything that doesn't go towards salaries or facility upkeep, I just give to someone who actually needs it.

[Lioconvoy]

Sometimes I understand why you get annoyed with EP. I just let Usagi take over for me at EP the username is Usagi Convoy. I mention she's 11. You know the first picture Poison post. Chrysalis pole dancing. I get Usagi is just an NPC, but come on it's a My Little Pony forum, do I really need to see that sort of thing anyway?

[CRBWildcat]

*sweatdrops* Eee-yeah, that's in part why I try to keep myself limited to the SotW thread. They have a tendency to push my personal berserk buttons without really meaning to.

[Lioconvoy]

I don't see why it's such a big deal. I mean it's in House.

I didn't want you watching that either! There are just some things children should not be exposed to. That's why I put those DVD in a locked case.

We found it online.

The problem with having daughter who's part machine, is that I can't password connect her Wi-fi access.

[CRBWildcat]

Ah... *sweatdrops* I think I can sympathize on that one, I think.

[Lioconvoy]

How so.

*is playing Pokemon Diamond. Challenging the elite four with a team consist of Charzard, Typhlosion, Blaziken, Infernape, Delphox, and Ditto.*

[CRBWildcat]

Because between Full Control and The Mirage of Deceit, there isn't a mainframe or network on Earth and in my old fleet that can keep me out for long. Thing is, it's rather easy to get lost in there unless you already have a good idea of the layout, and more than once I've ended up in places where I really shouldn't have been. *facepalms* The less said about that, the better.

[KonokoHasano]

How so.

*is playing Pokemon Diamond. Challenging the elite four with a team consist of Charzard, Typhlosion, Blaziken, Infernape, Delphox, and Ditto.*

Well that's a jumbled game with Delphox.

[Lioconvoy]

Her sister hacked the cart so she can get all the Pokemom in that game.

[talonhunter]

Her sister hacked the cart so she can get all the Pokemom in that game.

What the name of Beelzebub is an ‘PokeMom’???

[CRBWildcat]

What the name of Beelzebub is an ‘PokeMom’???

It's what happens when a Pokemon region gets taken over by Kangaskhan. *rubs her chin, wincing* Don't ask me how I know what that's like.

[Lioconvoy]

You do know mommy just misspelled Pokemon, right?