

CRBWildcat wrote:*A doormat in the shape of a killer whale appears!*
Ellen: ...Introducing the door-matador. Place it at your door if you know someone you hate is on the way in. Once they step on it, they'll drop through the dimensions into the open mouth of an orca-bear, give it indigestion, and be vomited into the middle of the nearest beauty pageant. That will most likely cause a panic ending with the victim being selected as the winner and taken to the hospital, where they will write a best-selling book about the true nature of Scotch tape.
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...Don't ask me how I know any of that. Please.





That's certainly innovative!






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