Avoiding Spamville Neo!

[Lioconvoy]

Hey I googled what counts as hot water and that's the temp it told me.

Look behind you, you overly sensitive cat.

[Neko-]

*makes a mental note to get some ointment to soothe the possible burns this might result in, taking into account that probably nothing much will come of it anyway*

Behind me... There's nothing behind m... wait... It's that damn bat isn't it...

*inches towards Lio, afraid to look over his shoulder*

Can't you... like... chase it off for me?

[Lioconvoy]

The bat is either unconscious or dead. Do curse trigger when the barer is dead? It's your problem you deal with it. Get payback for all I care

[CRBWildcat]

*ducks her head out of a shop* I'm sorry, what's going on again? I got distracted by SALES.

[Lioconvoy]

A bat came out of Neko-'s subspace pocket it attacked her, she started swinging a bat at it, fell in a puddle throwing the bat in the air and it hit the bat before hitting her.

While Neko- was half conscious I splashed her with hot water so she became a he again, but it seems the hot water had an effect on the bat too. The bat came out of Neko-'s pocket so she's his responsibility. That's the cliff note version at least.

[I haven't confirmed if it's dead or alive because I don't plan on taking control of it. I just added the transformation cause I thought it be funny.]

[Neko-]

*manages to look over his shoulder and notes the unconcious girl*

Huh... So who's that?

*then Lio's summary sinks in*

Wait... THATs the bat?

*adopts a weary stance*

And what do you mean... _my_ responsibility? That subspace is mine, but Himitsu tampered with it so anything funny it does is HIS responsibility... Right?

[Lioconvoy]

You let the batgirl out of there, so it's yours.

*looks at the girl with batwing still wondering if she's even alive.*

Besides it's not like he's even here.

[Neko-]

Small blessings... he's not here indeed...

*looks at the girl, and pads over reluctantly to paw her face*

Well... she's not cold... so that's a plus... Unsure if she's breathing tho.

And anything coming out of my subspace being mine is kinda convinient for everyone eh? Tho I should point out subspace only produced inanimate objects, but was always kind of averse from actual weaponry.

*laments that last statement seeing bludgeoning Himitsu with a tank would have been really cathargic*

[Lioconvoy]

I can give you an upgraded pocket space. It be tech, but you'd be able to use it in your cat form.

*Looks down at the batgirl. Pulls out a large blanket and lays it one her.*

Want me to roll her over so she's on her back. I'll use the PSP to levitate her so I don't risk damaging her wings.

[Neko-]

*hadn't noticed the wings yet*

WINGS?

But being courteous never hurt much... so yeah.. on her back would probably be fine...

*contemplates the possibility we have a vampire on our hands... err... paws here*

[Lioconvoy]

Why did you think I was calling her a batgirl. I was tempted to call her Koumori since that's the Japanese word for bat, much like Neko is cat. But it's probably not right to give new names to random people just cause you don't know what their name is.

*uses PSP in the manor described earlier to put the batgirl on her back. Had the blanket lifted separately so it didn't wrap around her possible crushing her wing.*

We know so little about her. What we do know is she attacked you as a bat, and if her curse operates the normal way this batgirl form is her true form.

*Usagi steps out a space bridge dressed in a sailor Fuku with her long hair in ponytail.*

Himitsu is a big jerk right? What if she's Neko-'s daughter. Before you ask no I didn't break the fourth wall, you left the comm open on your PSP and me and Kimi have been listening.

Neko-'s daughter? Why would you even suggest that?

Neko- thinks the bat got in his pocket from Himitsu. Himitsu know how I came into being. Maybe he magically created a daughter for Neko- and left her in the pocket. I know I'd be mad at you if you stuck me in a box for a long time. She she doesn't look that old, I'm going to be sixteen next month and she looks younger than me.

While the Purple one is quite evil I don't know if that's quite his brand of chaos.

[Neko-]

What if she's Neko-'s daughter.

Oi! Don't joke about that!

I wanted a baseball bat to repel any stray pokeballs... And instead I get attacked by a bloodsucking variation of a bat. Besides that I'm aware Himitsu tinkered with that subspace pocket seeing I can't pull any outright weaponry from it... and now yoy're telling me Himnitsu actually managed to warp that thing so it'll spit out some potential bane of my existence?

*laments on the fact that Himitsu (even when away) is still managing to make his presence known, while holding his head between his paws, thus not noticing the slight groan coming from the layed up girl*

[Lioconvoy]

*since Neko- seems lost in thought Usagi picks him up and moves him a bit away from the batgirl then splashes him with cold water.*

I'm not joking. In Spamville anything is possible.

*starts looking over Neko- to see if there is any mother/daughter resemblance to the batgirl.*

Usagi, I will stop Neko- from killing you, but if he feel like whacking you with that bat, I won't stop him. I know that won't kill you and you really need to learn to stop pushing buttons.

*Sadly because Usagi put the thought in his head Lio start looking to see if there is a resemblance between Neko- and the unknown batgirl.

[Neko-]

*is fretting too much to really notice the cold water and is now bemoaning possibilities with her head between het hands while crouching on the ground*

Himitsu being back, that would be bad... But I could then smack him around... which is good... but if he altered my subspace pocket, whats to stop him from doing that again, which is probably bad... cloning would be bad, I mean there is only that much awesomeness of Neko- that can contribute to Spamville, any more would mean critical mass... and that would be bad... Which is probably going to result in something so chaotic, Himitsu would actively go for that... which would be _really_ bad... Daughter? No can't be...

*contemplates agenda*

Haven't been with anyone in ages, so probably in the clear there... unless it's offspring that resulted of some other method... which is entirely plausible for Spamville... which is bad. And considering the fact I was harassed by that bat, and Lio stated that girl IS that bat, she probably hates me... which is bad in it's own right... Not to mention that might be a curse... which she could blame me for, which is more bad news.

*pulls a hanky from subspace absentmindedly to have something in her hands besides her head*

[Lioconvoy]

It's very possible in Spamville. Himitsu could of plopped a bit of your soul into a plushie and instant baby.

*Kimitsu dressed in a simple lavender dress, a lab coat and black flats steps out of the still open space bridge before closing it with what looks like a TV remote. She then puts the remote in her lab coat pocket before taking another device out of her pocket. She then then plucks out one of Neko-'s hairs feeding it to the device. She the plucks one of her own long purple hairs out and feeds it into the device.*

There was more to it than that in your creation. Genetically speaking your the child of mother's male human form and Usagi Tsukino. Also it was D.E.S. that was responsible for a part of mother's soul being implanted in the doll. Something magical about the thread he used to sew it to mother's arm. It's possible Himitsu could mimic the art, but their is no evidence of that. What I believe is more likely is he took part of His own soul and part of Neko-'s soul to create the ultimate bane of Neko-'s existence. Also despite Usagi's assumption that the girl hates you miss Neko- it's possible she was just trying to give you a hug, but didn't realize you feared her in her cursed state.

*Rubbs her eyes in annoyance.*

Kimi, I don't think Neko- needed or wanted that explanation.

*watch her youngest child pluck a hair from the batgirl that seems to be showing signs of waking up.*

[This stuff in brackets here is out of character. It was not originally my intent to make the batgirl Neko-'s daughter. I just thought it be funny if the bat transformed at the same time Neko- did. The idea of it possibly being Neko-'s daughter came to mind because of the way Neko- denied responsibility for the character and bringing up Himitsu. That and I was having fun with Grok and having it draw Usagi and she's my daughter through unconventional means. It is ultimately Neko-'s decision what she is, she could just be a random vampire. What Kimitsu is doing is DNA testing. Since she's a clone of Himitsu she's using her hair as stand in for Himitsu's. The results are Neko-'s call. She can easily not be related to anyone, and one could argue Kimi can't use her own DNA in place of Himitsu because she was an imperfect clone.]