DES, the superhero (no, really)

[Makoto]

It’s a trap!!!!!

Only if you can find a picture of Admiral Ackbar eating a popsicle.

[Neko-]

Challenge accepted



https://spidercrimes.files.wordpress.co ... awkbar.png <— if the pic is toomwide for the forum

[CRBWildcat]

Popsicle, henchkitty, not ice cream cone. Not quite the same thing.

[Neko-]

You know akhbar hates popsicles. He likes icecream tho, so your argument is invalid... and its still a trap

[CRBWildcat]

Fail logic if I ever heard it.

*Callista pulls a lever, dousing Neko- with green slime.*

[Neko-]

*wanted to pull an umbrella out, but wasn’t in cursed form’

Damnit!

This is disgusting!

*glares at Callista*

You will pay for this transgression,,,

[Makoto]

Well... okay, here. (Offers a "Buy One, Get One Free" coupon... for DES' ice cream.)

Sorry, it's all I had, this late at night.

[Neko-]

Trying to bribe me... Himitsu would be proud. Therefore my mood just went down.

Too bad I'm not bribable. Himitsu would hate me for that (which is VERY, VERY good). This elevates my mood pretty substantially.

Adding to the fact you're bribing with DES ice cream... Which makes me angry... Which dips my mood solidly into the 'die' area.

Now all I need to do is decide who to kill... Callista for dunking me, or Makoto for bribing me with the one thing that was sure to piss me off...

*a glob of the goo slides into Neko-'s ear*

Right... Callista it is...

DIE!!!!!

*the green glob pops claws and lunges at Callista at insane speeds*

[CRBWildcat]

Hah! Took you long enough!

*Callista jumps out of the way... leaving a clear flight path between Neko- and an oversized fire hydrant.*

[Neko-]

*the green goomabsorbs most of the impact, stll leaving a slightly dazed Neko-*

Ugh... damn you...

*manages to zero in on Callista again, tho unsure if it’s the right, or the left one*

DIE!!

*pounces with claws at the ready*

[CRBWildcat]

*standing a foot or so away from where Neko- landed* ...Um, fuzzball? What did that mannequin ever do to you?

*Guess it was supposed to be the left one.*

[Neko-]

*homes in on the voice*

DIE! (Again)

[CRBWildcat]

*grabs a tree branch and quickly hauls herself out of the way* Sheesh, it was an honest question...

But hey, if he keeps asking for one, I'll give it to him.

*tosses a die at Neko-*

[Neko-]

*shreds the treebranch... and is whacked on the head by the die*

OUCH!

*shakes head to clear it, and hisses at Callista, before pouncing (again)*

[CRBWildcat]

*Callista forcibly yanks the fire hydrant that Neko- had crashed into earlier out of the ground via telekinesis, using it as a shield. Of course, this has the effect of spraying cold water all over the place.*