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Re: Avoiding Spamville Neo!

Postby Neko- » Wed Jan 08, 2025 6:43 am

Thanks.

*chucks the contents of the thermos over her head*

YEOWCH!!!!! WHY SO HOT???

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*dances a bit to cool the exposed bits of skin that had a bit too much hot water, but due to the prior heating (penguin on fire) the skin is already pretty temperature acclimated, and the difference isn't that big*

Ouch... Ah... cools down a bit... pfew... Note to self, thermos canisters insulate, so don't expect the water inside to be a temperature you expect...

*blinks... looks down... blinks again...*

WHY???? Someone will pay for this transgression against me....
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Re: Avoiding Spamville Neo!

Postby Lioconvoy » Wed Jan 08, 2025 7:39 am

Once again there is a destroyed wall made of diamonds right there. Also this is exactly what I was talking about. How broken is your curse now. Will you transform every time you get wet no matter the temp? Also again according to google 140 is hot water. Technically between 90 and 110 is warm water. Between 60 and 80 is cold.

*Tosses the red thermos with 80 degree F water the thermos feels hot to the touch despite possessing cold water.*

I'll be honest I did design these thermoses to mess with expectation. The blue one will always feel cold no matter the temp of the water inside and likewise the red one will always feel hot even if the contents are freezing.

*Looks Neko-'s current form over...*

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Re: Avoiding Spamville Neo!

Postby Neko- » Wed Jan 08, 2025 3:33 pm

Also again according to google 140 is hot water. Technically between 90 and 110 is warm water. Between 60 and 80 is cold.

Your Fahrenheit stuff makes no sense... Besides, a minority worldwide still adheres to that. I use the stuff the majority of the world uses. Metric and Celcius, which make sense...

I might be persuaded to go with Kelvin, but at 100K that water is still liable to kill me from head trauma.

I'll be honest I did design these thermoses to mess with expectation. The blue one will always feel cold no matter the temp of the water inside and likewise the red one will always feel hot even if the contents are freezing.

Sure... You'd figure you'd still make it somewhat indicative...

*unscrews the cap*

Right... lukewarm... Probably cold enough to trigger the curse again.

Nope can't tell if your a guy or a girl.

Can't tell either... Not gonna check either...

*dumps the thermos over her/his head while closing his eyes*

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Please tell me I'm a kitty again, or was the water too cool, and now I'm just wet?

*Amaya looks at Lio*

You gonna tell him, or should I?
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Re: Avoiding Spamville Neo!

Postby Lioconvoy » Wed Jan 08, 2025 4:01 pm

Well sorry I'm a originally from the US, 27 degrees Celsius is lukewarm? Cause that's what 80 degree F is in Celsius. I can't get cursed, so there isn't really a need for indication.

*A space bridge opens up above Neko- and Usagi sticks her head out of it.*

I'll save you Mom.

*she sticks her tongue out at Amaya then pulled her head back up before dumping cold water on Neko- and closing the space bridge.*


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Re: Avoiding Spamville Neo!

Postby Neko- » Wed Jan 08, 2025 5:02 pm

*looks up at hearing the voice of Usagi in a brief attempt at possibly getting some payback, only to get a face full of water - and blinks to get the water out of her/his eyes*

Well... I hopefully was a kitty...

*Amaya seethes for having missed an opportunity to some which-slaying, while Neko- looks down*

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Still a guy, so that seems to be still broken... or fixed, depending on how you look at things. But more concerning... WHY AM I PIXELLATED????
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Re: Avoiding Spamville Neo!

Postby Lioconvoy » Thu Jan 09, 2025 4:07 am

*walks over to Neko- and smacks the back of his head real hard.*

[Sorry, had to see if that would make the frog suit disappear.]
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Re: Avoiding Spamville Neo!

Postby Neko- » Thu Jan 09, 2025 2:17 pm

Ouch!!!

*yanks a brick from subspace (hey, that still works!) and hurls it at Lio's face, while also grabbing the hotwater bottle, and dumping some hot water over his head*

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*looks at his paws*

GAH! I'M GENMA NOW!!!!
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Re: Avoiding Spamville Neo!

Postby Lioconvoy » Thu Jan 09, 2025 6:06 pm

*The brick misses but only because I'm right next to him and he threw it past me. I then pick up the bat that happens to be near by and hand it to him.*

I don't know why you had to throw it at me. I mean you were Frog Mario, couldn't you have just hopped up and bashed me. Also Genma was never that cute.
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Re: Avoiding Spamville Neo!

Postby Neko- » Fri Jan 10, 2025 3:09 am

Look, I glanced down, saw some green stuff, and pixellation, and with no mirror in sight, I had no way to see what I look like myself. So firstly I did not know I was Mario. Secondly, while I know of the character and I have minor expirience with the games, I was never a Nintendo owner, and have never extensively played the games, so unaware of much of the game mechanic, especially in the later games.

And then, you smacked me on the head... HARD! That deserves some payback

*uses the bat to bash Lio in the shins*

So... now that that's sorted...

You do look kinda cute like that Neko-

*blinks*

....... I did not hear that correctly ...

*slowly turns head to glare at Amaya, despite that 'glare' actually making his current form cuter*
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Re: Avoiding Spamville Neo!

Postby Lioconvoy » Fri Jan 10, 2025 5:21 am

*rubs shins*

I asked for that. It's not a mater of kinda cute. Neko- is definitely cute like that. Cuter than he ever was as Kitty. If you keep any of these new form, Nekkawaii is probably the form to keep.


*walks over to her father while Blood hangs back by the damaged changing room.*

Does the form really need a silly nickname mother?


Did I need the nickname Popebot? It's not like it will catch on, unless your DNA donor shows up. I can see him using it.

*Is secretly taking many photos because she too thinks it's super cute*

I will say I understand even less about the curse than I did before. The transformation are just so random. I don't even think your theory about Neko- subconsciously choosing these forms works. Especially given that it doesn't matter the temperature of the water he just transforms.


*pulls out another thermos, this one being white. The contents are orange juice, but the mouth has a filter to make it look like water if one opens it and looks at the what's inside.*

I got turned into a Cyborg-human girl cause a Snowman sewed plushie to my arm. I'm immune to magic so there is no way that should have happened. Spamville is chaos by it's very nature even when I'm not trying to add to that chaos.
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Re: Avoiding Spamville Neo!

Postby Neko- » Fri Jan 10, 2025 2:38 pm

[/quote]It's not a mater of kinda cute. Neko- is definitely cute like that. Cuter than he ever was as Kitty.[/quote]
*whips head around from Amaya to Lio*

You're asking for it...

*glares daggers*

If you keep any of these new form, Nekkawaii is probably the form to keep.

Don't even JOKE about that!!!!!

*Is secretly taking many photos because she too thinks it's super cute*

*This goes unnoticed by Neko-, but will undoubtetly come round to haunt him/her eventually - at which point once it's found out who made and distributed the pictures that will put a target on their backs, and they may for instance find certain claws embedded in those backs*

I will say I understand even less about the curse than I did before. The transformation are just so random. I don't even think your theory about Neko- subconsciously choosing these forms works. Especially given that it doesn't matter the temperature of the water he just transforms.

It's Himitsu, and Usagi did something... The first is just plain evil random, the latter is a ditz who will get what's coming to her once I get some semblance of normalcy going again.

*Amaya nods sagely, having already declared Usagi a witch to be slain*

Alright... I still have those thermosses here you gave me earlier... Hope this nixes the things Usagi did.

*dumps some water over his/her head (still not checking!) completely oblivious to the thought that once the cat form is achieved, it may not stick and may cycle again if the curse is triggered*

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mmhhmm mhhh... (what the...)
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Re: Avoiding Spamville Neo!

Postby Lioconvoy » Fri Jan 10, 2025 4:52 pm

Oh I thought you used all the water in those two, that's why I grabbed another. Also Kimi's little shrine is Private, I only know about it because I can break the 4th wall. Not even Usagi or Crystal have seen it.

*Would never of stumbled up his daughter shrine to cute things if not for the fact that she used to always take pictures of little Usagi when she was practicing her shape shifting.


I'm assuming Neko- threaten me on the other side of the fourth wall?

Yep.

Well I do have the Spare Parts so I should be fine.

True enough, but wanted to calm the Neko- on the other side of the fourth wall.

*see Neko-'s current form.*

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Re: Avoiding Spamville Neo!

Postby Neko- » Sat Jan 11, 2025 9:24 am

[quote]Well I do have the Spare Parts so I should be fine./quote]
*makes mental note to wreck spareparts first*

thmmmw baaboo mmmmhhh mmmoooh? (that's bamboo in my mouth?)

*doesn't have a mirror so kinda hard to see the face*

Awwwww....

*Amaya tackles Neko- in a hug*

SO CUTE!!!!!

MMHHH!!!! MMMMHHH!!!!! (GAH!!! LEGGO!!!!)
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Re: Avoiding Spamville Neo!

Postby Lioconvoy » Sat Jan 11, 2025 11:55 am

While my knowledge of that character is limited, she's a demon and the bamboo is to hide her fangs.
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Re: Avoiding Spamville Neo!

Postby Neko- » Mon Jan 13, 2025 3:09 pm

*Trips over backwards trying to dislodge Amaya, bumps into Lio, who drops the thermos, which splashes both Amaya and Neko-*

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Well, atleast Amaya's arms got away from my neck...

*blinks*

What the heck am I now????

*looks left, sees a batwing... looks right, sees another batwing... looks in front... sees a bat (Amaya)*

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

*Amaya in the mean time is delighted, and flutters after Neko- who (being unfamiliar with flight) is trying to crawl away from the winged terror*

Squee, squee, sqeeeee! (That's a good look for you... you should keep that... now let me hug you!)

*It should be noted that bat-squeaks are pretty condensed in their length, but manage to convey a HEAP of information*
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