Avoiding Spamville Neo!

[Lioconvoy]

So cold orange juice triggers curses. I mean give Neko-'s was broken I'm not surprised, but it triggered Amaya's too.

*notices Kimi tapping nots and then she gets up and pulls out another portapotty shell that seems to have a water tank attached.*

I got a deal on the shells. Any way this ones is a shower. I assume that orange juice is going to get sticky.

*opens the door so that Neko- and or Amaya can fly in.*

[KonokoHasano]

Neko seems to be having a grand time~

[Lioconvoy]

*looks at Konoko and tilts her head.*

Mother is she sane? Or is she being sarcastic?

I think the safe bet is sarcastic. I think everyone knows the only time Neko- is having a good time is when he get to destroy some remnant of you DNA doner.

*steps out of a space bridge with Akuma behind her.*

Did I hear that Amaya's back in her bat form. No more flaming sword?

You do know that doesn't mean your safe.

Yeah, but I can survive normal weapons. It's magic I have to be careful of. With Akuma here I'll at least be able to escape again fast enough should she return to batgirl form.

*Notice Akuma looks annoyed, but just stands behind Usagi silently.*

[Neko-]

*is trying to get away from the bat, while said bat (Amaya) is still trying to snuggle up to Neko-*

WAAAAHHHH!!!!!

Squeeeeeee, squee squeee (No use trying to get away... come get your snuggles)

*Neko- in the mean time is NOT having his language centers filled in and is thus unable to understand anything Amaya is squeaking about, only seeing the spawn from Hell (or subspace if you'd like) trying to get at him and frantically looking for anything that can get him out of this predicament*

No! Get it away from me!!!!

*has managed to hobble over to Konoko and clutches a leg to try and put something between him and Amaya*

[KonokoHasano]

*Just gently pats Neko*

"There there!"

[Neko-]

I need no pets... I need to be free from that abomination!!!!

squee, squee (Awwww, don't be like that... Let me pet you!!!!)

*Amaya redoubles her efforts to get near Neko-, while Neko- is clawing up Kono's leg to get away from Amaya*

[Lioconvoy]

[Been waiting for something to happen.]

Okay this has gone on long enough.

*Pulls out a super soaker and shoots Neko- with cold water*

Cue Neko-'s complaint that it's too cold.

He only does that when you splash him, if me or Kimi splash him he doesn't complain that it's too hot or too cold.

[Neko-]

*is prmptly squashed under Amaya as she too transforms, while Kono is probably trying to stay upright due to the fact that some substantial mass appeared right beneath her*

Awwww...

*Amaya takes the opportunity to snuggle Neko- who is now sporting a familiar outfit*

[Lioconvoy]

Wait a second that was cold water why would Amaya transform? Wasn't she already transformed? Shouldn't it take hot water to change her back?

Oh what if her curse is linked to Neko-, so Neko-'s curse being broken means hers is too, but maybe not to the same degree?

If that's the case then she's definitely Neko-'s daughter... probably magically born.

You think the Snowman was involved?

I don't recall him ever sewing anything to Neko-'s arm, but given it's chaotic nature who knows.

[Neko-]

If that's the case then she's definitely Neko-'s daughter... probably magically born.

You think the Snowman was involved?

Don't even joke abou...

*slaps hands in front of mouth (also whacking Amaya in the side of the head in the process) due to the strange voice coming out of her mouth*

*Amaya in the mean time ignores the slap and happily purrs into Neko-'s neck*

[Lioconvoy]

Search your feeling you know it to be true.

Do we though?

Mom, it was a Star Wars joke.

I'm aware, but you're already on the cat's bad side, I don't need you making it worse.

*taps away at her holopad thinking that Amaya is at the very least genetically related to Neko-, but she has no clue who Amaya's other parent might be.*

[Neko-]

*Foregoes the voice (has no idea how she looks) and glares*

ENOUGH WITH THE RELATIONSHIP NONSENSE!

Awww... But you're my snookems, and we do have a relationship.

*Amaya keeps purring and hugging*

LEGGO!

*tries to pry Amaya off but she's holding on like a barnacle, and takes note of the gloved hand*

What the....

[Lioconvoy]

[I was giving Konoko a chance to reply, but I guess that might not happen any time soon.]

Why is a the batgirl purring? Not you Neko- I mean your kid.

[Neko-]

Batgirl? You mean her? No clue why she's purring... Don't cats have a monopoly on that?

[Lioconvoy]

*holds up a mirror from the damage changing room.*