DES, the superhero (no, really)

[Neko-]

*goo washes off, and curse activates, then Neko crashes into the hydrant*

*fingers twitch*

[CRBWildcat]

*puts a little hat that reads "I'm a Brotherhood Supporter" on Neko-'s head, then takes off running the other way*

Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop....

[Neko-]

*Pulls the hat off, fills it with gasoline, lights it up and tosses it after Callista*

[CRBWildcat]

*The hat burns to cinders by the time it reaches Callista. She seems miffed, and slows to a stop.*

Hey, no fair! That could've been a perfectly good housewarming present!

[Neko-]

You dont need a house warming gift... I’m going to immolate you so YOU can feel warm!

*Pounces at Callista while pulling a lawnmower from subspace*

[CRBWildcat]

I'd object to that, but I left my denial shield at home, so---!

*deflects the lawnmower with a weed whacker*

En garde, miscreant!

[Neko-]

Battle of the gardentools!!!!

*Drops the lawnmower, grabs a shovel and a hedge-cutter from subspace, and presses the attack*

[CRBWildcat]

*swings the weed whacker around* Ho! Ha ha! Duck! Turn! Parry! Spin! Ha! Thrust!

*gets whacked in the face with the shovel*

*speech is muffled* Curse you, Daffy Duck! Curse youuuu!

[Neko-]

* drops the now dented shovel, and yanks forth a motorized lawnmower to be used as a steed, and jumps onto it*

CHAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!!!

[CRBWildcat]

*Callista obligingly takes out a bottle of Livewire Mountain Dew and opens it, sending a massive dose of electricity into the lawnmower.*

Hey, you asked for it!

[Neko-]

*the lawn mower blows up, launching Neko straight up, and parts all around (including a saw blade straight at Callista*

Aaaaahhhhhhh!!!! I can see my house from heeeeerrrreeeeee,,,,,,

[talonhunter]

*the roaming travel knome falls in front of Cali *

[Neko-]

*and Neko- drops onto Callista at high speed*

[CRBWildcat]

*Callista, who somehow managed to fall asleep in the time between the lawnmower exploding and Neko- being launched into the air, gets hit with both the saw blade and Neko- in short order. Since Callista was already disintegrated by the time Neko- makes her landing, it's likely that the catgirl will end up falling on both the discarded saw blade and a shiny orange death crystal.*

[Neko-]

*smashes the crystal on landing, and bounces off the ground, only to faceplant next to the sawblade*

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