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“So, what do we do next?” Usagi asked.
“Disappear into the mountains to train,” Ranma suggested hopefully.
“That’s your answer to everything!” Rei protested.
“Is not!” Ranma glared.
“I said the water was too hot in the shower and you suggested we go into the mountains to train,” Ami pointed out.
Ranma shrugged. “The waters always cooler in the mountains and bathing in fresh snow melt makes you appreciate indoor plumbing.”
“I said the food from the cafeteria was too bland and you suggested we go into the mountains to train,” Mokoto pointed out.
Ranma nodded. “Food tastes better in the mountains and you can cook what you want.”
Usagi raised an eyebrow and fired off what she was sure would be the telling point of this argument, “I said we needed to practice using our powers away from people so they wouldn’t get hurt and you suggested we go into the mountains to train!”
Crickets could be heard chirping in the background while everyone face-faulted.
“Shut up, Meatball head!” Rei yelled.

“Beautiful Laser!” Minako announced joyously. A pencil thin beam of light lanced out from her index finger and stabbed through the head of ninja-garbed figure. The head naturally burst into flaming splinters of wood. Minako brought her fingers to her lips and blew across the tip. “Take that, Amiga!”
“That’s ‘amigo,’” Ranma critiqued. “Okay, Mina-chan’s ranged attack is high precision and she’s watched too many westerns. Rei-chan, you’re up next.”
“Sniper Fire!” Rei declared hotly. A bolt of plasma ignited from her palm and streamed across the field to incinerate another training dummy.
“Not quite as accurate as Mina-chan’s and subject to distortions in high winds,” Ranma noted (and privately decided to keep that in mind for when the girl’s temper next got the better of her), “but the intensity is higher. Alright, Ami-chan, let’s see what you’ve got.”
After Ami’s spray of cold encased her block of wood in a block of ice, and Makoto shattered her target, and a good deal of innocent foliage, with a bolt of lighning, Hotaru stepped up.
“Uhm, Hota-chan, you don’t have a…,” Ranma began.
The cyborg interupted with a, “Go Go Rocket Punch Suprise!”
“… Oookay,” Ranma drawled after recovering, “just when did your father install that feature?”
“After the kidnapping attempt,” Hotaru said, and winched the cable back into her forearm. “He wanted to put in breast missiles and butt machineguns too but I said, ‘no way,’ so he’s working on a beam weapon instead.”
“Uh, right,” Ranma commented.

Fantastic Senshi: Mountain Tripping. [Episode 182350]
by Greyman and Dogbertcarroll )
http://addventure.bast-enterprises.de/182350.html

[Cyber_Skaarj]

“Hey, how come Fairy Boy doesn’t have a power cord?” asked Asuka over the communication line.
“Because Unit 01 has an S2 organ,” Shinji replied with a bit of pride.
“Where’s ours?”
“Shinji’s unique nature allowed Unit 01 to develop one. You will have to allow Shinji to sync with Unit 02 to develop its own S2 organ,” said Rei, not mentioning that both 00 and 02 were already developing S2 organs, but knowing that Shinji’s presence seemed to increase the rate at which they were growing.
Dr. Akagi had taken the time to inform the “rational” pilots about that little fact before they were sent off. Not that 00 or 02 could pull any power from those organs until they reached about ninety percent completion.
“Like hell am I allowing that Fairy Boy in my beautiful 02!”
“Permission to execute Pilot Soryu, Captain Katsuragi.”
“Denied, Rei.”
“Please?”
“No.”
“I won’t ask for anything for my birthday or Christmas.”
“No, Rei.”
“Damn.”

One from True Angel, one of Innortal's many fics.

[Tovath]

"I didn't actually have to kill him this time, somebody did this crazy attack that involved a 9 foot wide pink heart and released all the dark energy that had been in him.

From For his own Good By E-Type

[Questara]

As the waning moon rose, he was going down the trail again, happily carrying several meals' worth of fish. In a few more days, the Amazons wouldn't stand a chance of finding him. Then he could find civilization, hot water, and perhaps transportation. Things were looking up. So was Genma.
But looking up, he wasn't watching the trail as carefully as he ought. Suddenly it gave way beneath him, and he fell with a great crackling and rustling and thrashing of branches into a deep pit. A tiger pit. He shook himself, and climbed to his feet – then heard a rumbling growl nearby, and saw slitted eyes and the gleam of fangs. Large eyes. Large fangs.
And me covered with fish, he thought. I'm too old to learn the neko-ken!

From Different Colors Chapter 19[/code]

[Heaven's Deamon]

He left a smirking Shikamaru behind him. Heh. Some ‘demon’. Behold, the devil who worships ramen!
The thought of the Kyuubi no Kitsune bowing to a bowl of miso ramen would’ve caused the Nara to laugh if the effort would’ve been less strenuous.

From the Naruto fic "Legacy of the Rasengan" chapter 29 by Tellemicus Sundance

[Seraphim]

Sakura looked at her strangely behaving teammate.
Naruto looked a little pale and somewhat nervous, licking his lips as he stood stiffly, his eyebrow twitching slightly. His hand was gripped around the handle of that weird sword, thumb gently caressing the curved end in an almost unconscious move. His eyes were half lidded and... Was he blushing?
And did he just shiver?
'Maybe it's exhaustion?'
Inner Sakura 'looked' at the Outer part of herself with disbelief.
'Exhaustion. Right. Suuure it is. It's not that hot babe fondling him at all. Nope. He's not nearly having sex while fucking STANDING on the platform near you. No. Oh no. It's exhaustion.'
Sakura blinked.
'What?' She thought already devoting most of her attention to watching the Arena.
Inner Sakura fell silent.
The moment was lost as Sakura concentrated on the match below them.

Crimson Edge by Fosfor

[Siden]

Crimson Edge by Fosfor

Your site does not seem to work.

[Mitchell]

I think it is because the story is rated NC-17. You have to have an account and log in to see stories of NC-17 rating.

[Seraphim]

Your site does not seem to work.

Huh? Wierd, it works for me and I don't have an account.
I'm rather suprised the author rated it NC-17, R would work better, oh well. *shrugs*

[Siden]

Huh? Wierd, it works for me and I don't have an account.
I'm rather suprised the author rated it NC-17, R would work better, oh well. *shrugs*

Nevermind. My local net went down just before clicking that link. Provider finally finished their upgrading/maintenance/whatever this morning.

[bissek]

From The Dichotomy of Kazama Naruto, Chapter 2

“I understand what you wanted to do, Sakura!” Naruto’s voice rose ever so slightly, and the fact that his voice had deepened was now apparent for all to hear. The tone of his voice, along with his changed appearance made even Sasuke flinch ever so slightly. It made Sakura, on the other hand, jump back in her seat, eyes quivering from some bank of stored teardrops that she no doubt had somewhere. Perhaps a new form of Suiton jutsu, or a bloodline limit to create fresh sources of saltwater. Just thinking about it…the possibilities were enormous…

Sasuke again began to contemplate the ramifications of customized Suiton jutsu, as Sakura began to freely tear up. He began wondering if perhaps this was a blood limit that all women shared, and he found himself again wondering if perhaps women had an instinctive ability to create their own freeform amounts of saltwater when necessary for certain Suiton jutsu. The amount of crying that females, on average, did was more than enough to justify in Sasuke’s own warped mind the creation of these salt-water Suiton jutsu.

Imagine what would happen if you apply this theory to Usagi Tsukino (or, gender issues aside, Soun Tendo)...

[Questara]

"Oh, look what the cat dragged in. Have you decided to honour us with a visit today afterall ?" the old man growled, looking sternly while waving his spoon around.
"Ichira! You break my heart. What have I done to deserve this ?", Naruto overacted, making him look like a soap opera actor.
"Where were you yesterday"
"I was ...", striking a dramatic pause, " on an important mission . Saving the daimyo's brother's daughter's cousin's poolman from a band of hungry wolves and the men that hunted the wolves for their furry tails in Yunchuuri"
Ichira whistled between his teeth for the impressive little monologue, but still replyed "Liar. I know you were having dinner with that Hyuuga girl," looking away from him, holding his heart as if broken.
"I swear Ichira, it didn't mean anything! I- I .. just did it to get into her panties"
The old man shook his head a little as to say he found it a little touchy but he would go along with it.
"Do you swear that's all there is to it"
"Yes! Yes Ichira I swear! Once I go steady with her and won't have to be romantic to get some nooky I'll never do it again!"

From "Lies and Deceit" Chapter 5

[bissek]

From Alternate Future

"(BAM)(BAM)(BAM) Open this damn door Ritsuko! (BAM)(BAM)(BAM) I know that perverted Bastard's in there!" Ritsuko listen to Asuka banging on the door. There was no way she was going to open the door. She had no desire to see her home and collection destroyed in the ensuing fight. Putting her hands to her head, she could feel a headache coming on. *So this is the shit Misato has to put up with.* Ritsuko looked up at Ranma. "Ranma. I'm very disappointed in you."
"Meee! She's the one who started..." Ritsuko cut him off. "Ranma I know Asuka can be annoying at times. I also know she took advantage of your condition. But getting revenge by kissing her in public in girl form was going too far. I can not approve of your actions Ranma and I can assure you that Major Katsuragi is probably very upset about this too." *Who am I kidding!*

Back at Misato's palace loud laughter could be heard throughout the apartment. "BWAHAHAHAHA ALL RIGHT RANMA he he YOU GO GIRL BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

[APN]

From Mirrors Multiplied by Skysaber chapter 14

"............aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
***WHAM***
Ranko hopped lightly out of the hole she'd created in the ground,
shedding dust and concrete.
"What do you think?" She asked lightly with her hands perched
jauntily on her hips. "Should I have moved the left arm more? Did it
look *too* much like a duck or am I beginning to achieve the swan, do
you think?"
The stunned passerby looked innocently over her shoulder to see an
impact crater that *did* bear a good resemblance to a swan.
He fainted.
Ranko huffed. "Hey, when's anybody gunna appreciate art around
here?" She bounded away from the impact sculpture she'd created by
falling a thousand feet onto bare pavement.
She used to think that materializing high in the air was
inconvenient, now she relished it. Hey, if you're going to be doing it
anyway, might as well leave your mark!

[Druid]

From Sic Semper Morituri chapter 54.
Asuka let the hot water and lemon oil remove the awful smell of L.C.L. from her hair and skin. "I miss my longer hair," she said sadly.
"It is quicker to wash now," Wondergirl commented.
"Not everything is about efficiency, Wondergirl," Asuka replied, "Frankly, if you were really interested in efficiency, you'd be better off shampooing Spineless's hair and him yours - HOLD IT!!"
Wondergirl blinked, staring back from the doorway to the showers.
"When you're both dressed, Wondergirl," Asuka told her, "Not when you're naked." "You'd give him a terminal nosebleed," Asuka muttered.
"Why should that matter?" Wondergirl asked, "He will be as well."
"Because it's . . . " Asuka's eyes narrowed as Wondergirl stared back a little too blankly. "Oh, ha ha, very funny, Wondergirl," Asuka told her as Wondergirl returned to the shower stall, "You had me going."
"Good."
"No reason to be so smug."
"I beat you."
"You don't have to rub it in!" Asuka shouted.
"I do."
"AUGH!"
"A flat."
"I'm going to kill you!" Asuka shouted and chased Wondergirl, right into a naked Spineless and Horseface.
"Wagh! You did that on purpose!" Asuka shouted as she retreated back into the shower.
"Yes," Wondergirl told her.