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Postby J. St.C. Patrick » Sat Mar 24, 2007 1:29 am

I will not invite any members of the brood to play strip poker. Nor strip monopoly, scrabble, battleships, old maid, twister, cribbage, golf, etc.

I will not invite the brood to play the skins side of shirts and skins - at any game.


I will not tell new members that the D in the D-program is a reference to the size they will be.

I will not tell new members that the lowest level of the downtown Toronto base has the Stargate.

I will not make gnomic statements that "everything is proceding as prophesied" Even if it is.
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Postby Raneko » Sat Mar 24, 2007 1:33 am

Civlians are not to be refered to Muggles.

Agents are reminded that Mages, wizards, and other magic users. Are not to be referred to Gandalf, Merlin, Dumbledore or any other names.
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Postby crystlshake » Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:09 am

While taking action to improve Agent/Brood relations is encouraged, some discression is advised. In regard to Broodlings its ok to look but dont touch.
-This rule applies in tripplicate for WIC employees without proper certifications in Sucubae Biology, and Meta-human Handling.
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Postby Raneko » Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:23 am

crystlshake wrote:While taking action to improve Agent/Brood relations is encouraged, some discression is advised. In regard to Broodlings its ok to look but dont touch.
-This rule applies in tripplicate for WIC employees without proper certifications in Sucubae Biology, and Meta-human Handling.


Translation. If you don't know how to handle a succubus then don't push her buttons.

In other words HANDS OFF BUDDY!
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Postby Sunshine Temple » Sat Mar 24, 2007 1:18 pm

Sweet. Thanks guys. It looks like we broke 100 on this.

heh, stargate Pat. Real nice batch there.
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Postby Metroidvania » Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:38 pm

I think I got two.

I will not steal the Royal Canadian Mounted Police Force's horses to prove that W.I.C. is better at security than them.

Yelling, "Look, it's the mounties!" is not an acceptable way to classify incoming Royal Canadian Mounted Police Force members.
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Postby Sunshine Temple » Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:17 pm

Heh, nice additions.
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Postby Siden » Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:56 pm

Homeless persons digging through the trash are not "delivery".
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Postby Staren » Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:57 am

"But that's what the prophecy said" is not a legitimate excuse to ignore common sense or standing orders.
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Postby Siden » Sun Mar 25, 2007 1:37 am

"Nuke it to be sure" is not part of the ROE.
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Postby Pale Wolf » Sun Mar 25, 2007 1:51 am

"Nuke it to be sure" is not part of the ROE.

- But 'grenade it' is.
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Postby Raneko » Sun Mar 25, 2007 2:28 am

Agents with pyromaniac tendencies are forbidden from using incendiary weapons.
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Postby J. St.C. Patrick » Sun Mar 25, 2007 3:22 am

Just because someone has refused my romantic advances does not automatically make her (or him) a non-human worthy of eradication by the company.

I will not, in order to escape Toronto's Winter,
get my buddy in WIC Hawaii to make fake emergency calls to WIC Toronto requesting my presence at an incident that only I have the expertise to handle.

Tappioca on the Cafeteria menu is not a sign that the kitchen staff is a threat worthy of eradication.

Colonel Jacobs smiling is not a sign of the end times.
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Postby Raneko » Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:18 am

Contray to popular belief the brood's "toys" are not nuclear powered. Agents are to refian from trying to prove otherwise.
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Postby Sunshine Temple » Sun Mar 25, 2007 11:49 am

Heh, nice additions. Especially #112 from Pat.


Some of the pyromaniac and nuclear weapon comments aren't acutally true. So I couldn't add them. Same for the homeless one.
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