WIC Agents should not do the following.

[Sunshine Temple]

Jokes about riding on a bus with sucubi have already been made by dumber people then you.

Sorry, I know it's lame but I'm out of ideas right now.

That's okay, you guys did get it up to 120. I ran out of ideas a while ago

[camk4evr]

If you can't make a request without keeping a straight face then you can assume that it's not allowed
-if I can't keep a straight face while you're making it then assume you're in trouble

26. I am not allowed to date any of the Pattern Silvers.
-It doesn't matter that they hit on me first.
-Them counting their age in millennia does NOT make them legal.

Unfortunately, the last I heard, 14 is legal (marriage age, with a parent's permission, is 16), in Canada.

[lwf58]

26. I am not allowed to date any of the Pattern Silvers.
-It doesn't matter that they hit on me first.
-Them counting their age in millennia does NOT make them legal.

Now that I think about it, that last one doesn't make any sense. The Senshi do not count their age in millennia. They were reborn, so they count their age from their birth to their modern parents. Even in fanon, Sailor Pluto is the only one who supposedly lived through the intervening years.

[Sunshine Temple]

Yes I agree. I think if I cut the last line it'll work.

Yeah, I'll cut that last line from #26.

Thanks guys

[Raneko]

Yes you are a demon hunter. No you can not have your own damn theme song.

Remember when on Mission. Stealth good. Cell Phones bad.

[lwf58]

When riding in a company van to the scene of an incident, playing "Ride of the Valkyries" on external loudspeakers is not permitted.

[Sunshine Temple]

Very nice.

Added both, with a couple tweaks.

[lwf58]

121. When riding in a Company van to the scene of an incident, playing "Ride of the Valkyries" on external loudspeakers is not permitted.
-It's not permitted when in a Company Helicopter either.

If you're going to do it this way, it'll be funnier if you change 'em around, like this:

121. When riding in a Company Helicopter to the scene of an incident, playing "Ride of the Valkyries" on external loudspeakers is not permitted.
-It's not permitted when in a Company van either.

[Sunshine Temple]

Yah, that is better. Thanks.

[Uldihaa]

Agents that volunteered for the D-Program are not permitted to talk about the sexy underwear they just bought, "just in case", while on a mission. It can be bad for morale.
-This goes double for male agents.

[Sunshine Temple]

heh, good one. added.

[Raneko]

Agents are to refrain from using Ya Mama jokes when in an argument with the brood.

1. They don't like it when anyone talks bad about their mama. (They WILL rip you a new literally!)

2. Sucubi have long memories and Miss Saotome may be your mama someday.

[Sunshine Temple]

Heh, cute.

[lwf58]

In that same vein:

Agents should be careful about using the phrase "hit like a girl" while in the presence of the Brood or Pattern Silvers. They might demonstrate.

[Sunshine Temple]

Heh, added.