Unlike the other three revised chapters, this one is completely revised and changed from the ground up.
The previous chapter four...
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Wild Magic
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"Speech"
'Thoughts'
Chapter 4
Ranma honestly couldn’t believe her ears. Sure, she knew that the people she was currently with -- well, at least Washu and that creepy Ryoko woman -- weren’t normal, but she never would have guessed that they were aliens. This meant that her view of reality was, once again, shattered into several small pieces before being stepped on by a pair of heavy boots. What next, an ancient magical kingdom that once lived on the moon thousands of years ago? Nah, that’d be too silly.
Still, it did make sense that there was life out there on other worlds. She just didn’t think that they’d look so much like humans, and figured that kind of thing was only limited to anime and manga. ‘I thought aliens would have weird colored skin and strange-looking bodies…’
The explanation that they had given her was pretty simple, though, since both Ayeka and Tenchi felt that the concepts would be too much for her to understand. After-all, even if she did show off a lot of intelligence for a child her age, she was still ‘only’ two-years-old. It was that kind of thing that Ranma hated the most about being a child again. Well, that AND having to put up with a child mentality and body as well.
“Ranma-chan,” Sasami said with a bright smile as she grabbed one of the younger child’s hands. “Do you want to walk with me and Ryo-Ohki? We could show you around the shrine and the carrot fields, as well as any other places you’d like to see.”
“Myaow myah!” Ryo-Ohki shouted from her spot on Sasami’s head.
A small shiver ran down Ranma’s spine at the cabbit’s shout, but she managed to suppress any other feelings of fear that attempted to crop up. “I guess so.” She answered with a small nod. She never had a chance to see the area around the house because she was running in terror through the woods when she first got there. It would also be a good idea to become familiar with the area so that she didn’t end up getting lost… again.
“Wait, Sasami-chan,” Washu said as she walked over and placed a hand on top of Ranma’s head, “I think I’ll be the one to show our guest around the area.”
Sasami couldn’t help but give the genius a sad look. “Aww, but I wanted to show her around.” Ryo-Ohki also voiced her sadness, but went to make a leap to jump on the small cat-girl’s head. However, she was stopped before she could even move from her spot.
“Sorry, but you can’t go either, Ryo-Ohki. It’ll be just me and Ranma-chan.”
“Hey, what are you trying to pull?” Ryoko asked with a suspicious look in her eyes. “It’s not like you to do something as trivial as this without some kind of motive.”
Tenchi raised his hand. “Now Ryoko, I’m sure Washu-chan has a good reason for wanting to show her around.”
“Oh Tenchi, you really DO care about little ol’ me.” Washu gushed playfully as she clasped her hands together below her chin. “We really must retreat to my lab and perform some more wonderful experiments again.” She could tell that Ryoko and Ayeka were about ready to burst in anger, but ignored them as she gave Ranma a pat on top of the head. “But yes, I do have a good reason. I think that showing her around would be a perfect opportunity for a little student-teacher bonding. We’re going to have so much fun studying the landscape and learning about what is what.”
There was a collective ‘oh’ amongst the group as they all found themselves pitying the child that had managed to gain the mad scientist’s attention. Of course, they also thanked their lucky stars that it wasn’t them who had to go through with that torture.
A sweat-drop came into existence as Ranma attempted to get away. Before she could get too far, however, a hand grabbed the back of her collar. The next thing the small cat-girl knew, she was being carried away in the crook of Washu’s arm. “Lemme go! I don’t wanna learn about boring things!” She attempted to wave at everyone for help, but they didn’t do a thing to save her. “Meanies!”
“Now, now, Ranma-chan,” They heard Washu say as she opened the door, “You may find it boring right now, but I’m sure that you’ll learn to appreciate it soon enough.” The door then shut just as Ranma was about to comment back.
“Ayeka-oneechan… Ranma-chan really is going to be like Washu-oneechan, isn’t she?”
A long moment of silence filled the room before the older princess answered. “Let’s just hope not…”
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Setting the younger redhead back down on the ground as soon as they were far enough away from the house, Washu gave her a smile. “How about we start by visiting the shrine? There’s still one more person around here you should meet.”
With a childish pout visible upon her features, Ranma gave her a nod as she started to follow the genius. Already she noticed at least some improvement in her walking ability, but found herself still stumbling every few steps. “But Washu, why do I-- Ow!” She rubbed the back of her head where she had received a small slap. “What didja do that for?”
The older redhead stopped and raised a finger. “First of all, I’d prefer it if you called me Washu-chan, because I’m just so cute and adorable like that.” The statement earned her a half-lidded stare. “Second of all, since I have taken you on as my student, you shall start referring to me as Washu-sensei.”
“And if I don’t?”
Placing her finger to her lips, Washu put on a show of considering the question. “I could always go and adjust your physical appearance so as to make you more of a cat.” She watched as Ranma paled. “I imagine that you’d look cute with fur.” Calling forth her laptop, Washu proceeded to pull up a holo-image of the child with fur.
“Urk--” It was all Ranma could let out as she stared at the image of her with a small fine layer of light red fur that could be seen on every inch of her body.
“Oh! How about we see how you’d look if her were a little kitten.” The image changed to show one of her as a full kitten. “Would you like to try it out?” Washu asked with a glint in her eye. “It’d only be child’s play for the greatest scientific genius in the universe.”
Ranma quickly and frantically waved her arms in front of her. “N-- No thank you, Washu-sensei. I’m fine the way I am.” Internally, she couldn’t help but lament her fate at being stuck with some alien mad scientist who could change her entire body without breaking a sweat. ‘I’m doomed…’
“And you would have been so cute too. Oh well, maybe some other time then.” Washu responded in mock disappointment as she dismissed her laptop. “Come on, Ranma-chan, the shrine is only up these steps.”
Glancing up, the two-year-old looked on in surprise at just how many they’d have to climb. If this was before she died, then the steps wouldn’t be any problem at all. However, with her toddler body, climbing them would be a task in itself. “Washu… sensei, do we have to go up there now?” She didn’t receive an answer, however, due to the genius already starting up the stairs.
“Hey!” Ranma shouted as she started to follow, but ended up tripping onto her face. Sparing a moment to wipe the tears, she got back to her feet and charged up the stairs as best she could. “You could’ve waited.”
“Ranma-chan, what exactly are you trying to hide?” Washu asked as she stopped for a second time to give the girl a curious and deep look. “I brought us far enough so that everyone at the house wouldn’t hear us talk.”
“Err… what do you mean?” Ranma asked as she attempted to hide her nervousness.
“I’d like to know just who you are exactly. There are several things that just don’t add up, and one of them is just how smart you are for a two-year-old. Even if you were a child genius, there are just too many things that you shouldn’t be able to understand that you already do, and you also don’t seem to have a large problem with pronouncing words. However, you ARE a two-year-old according to every scan I ran, and so I find myself wanting to know the truth to this confusing mystery.”
“I don’t know what--”
Washu lifted a hand to cut her off. “I’m a 20,000-year-old scientific genius, Ranma-chan. You can not pull one over me so easily, and it’s increasingly impossible to do when you don’t even try all that hard to hide your intelligence. Nobody else at the house would even think about it for various reasons. Sasami-chan is just eight-years-old, Mihoshi isn’t that perceptive, Ryoko doesn’t care enough AND is still guilty about nearly killing you, Ayeka-dono only sees you as a two-year-old despite your intelligence, Ryo-Ohki just thinks of you as a friend, and Tenchi-dono has seen enough oddity that it doesn’t cause him to question it. You can fool them easily at the moment, but you can’t fool me.”
Ranma’s mouth opened and closed several times as she attempted to try and figure out what to say. Mentally, she cursed herself for not being careful enough and letting too much get out. “I…” She trailed off as she lowered her gaze to the ground in an attempt to think.
Washu proceeded to cross her arms. “I decided to bring this up with you now when nobody else from the house is near so that a panic of some kind can be avoided. If you don’t start talking, however, then I WILL bring this up with everyone. If that were to happen, then there would be even more unfortunate issues.” Reaching out, she tilted the tiny cat-girl’s head upwards so as to look her straight in the eye. “You don’t have to tell me everything if you don’t want to right now, but I’d like to know that you are at least not any kind of threat.”
“If I tell, could you not let anybody else know?” The two-year-old asked with eyes filled with an odd mixture of hope and reluctance.
“That depends on whether or not your secret could lead to the harm of everyone around here.” The diminutive genius couldn’t help but put together several different reasons for the girl’s origin. It was possible for her to be an advanced clone with advanced knowledge already implanted into her brain, but that would be difficult to see since she used to be 100 percent human. Of course, it was possible that the creator was great enough to mask that aspect and make a perfect HUMAN EARTHLING clone. Another possibility could be that--
“I was killed two years ago and given a chance to be reborn.” Ranma finally blurted out.
Washu blinked for a moment, and then she proceeded to blink again. “That’s all?”
“Whaddaya mean ‘that’s all?’” The two-year-old asked with a frown. She had expected the woman to think her explanation was crazy and impossible, because when was the last time someone said ‘Oh hey, I was killed a while back, but I was brought back to life.’ Did she expect her to say something even more complicated and stranger than that? “What didja expect me to say?”
The older redhead scratched her cheek as she placed her other hand on her hips. “Well, I was anticipating an answer that was more complex and scientific instead of the disappointingly simple and odd one that you supplied.” However, the information really was interesting, and -- if it were true -- provided yet another aspect to the girl that made her a worthy study subject. “How was it that you were killed?” She asked as she watched the young child quietly sulk.
“Some jackass of a wizard got a lucky shot in. If it weren’t for that, I would have beaten him.” It was an even sorer issue to her due to the fact that said wizard apparently already bit the big one and was defeated by a BABY of all things. She didn’t believe a word of what that jerk Xellos said about him still being out there, and so she felt that her chance of giving Voldemort a good kick to the ass was gone thanks to some kid out there named Henry Potting… or something like that. “Dunno why, but I was given a chance to come back to life.”
“How old were you before you were killed.”
“I was 16, but I think I was really close to turning 17.”
‘She was still just a kid.’ Washu thought with a small frown. She decided to continue on with her small questioning session. She doubted that the child would give out information that was more personal or embarrassing, so small general ones would suffice… for now. “Were you a magic user?”
“I was a martial artist.” Ranma answered as she crossed her arms and pouted. “Almost 17 years of hard work gone because of this new body.”
Washu couldn’t help but feel curious as to just how skilled the cat-girl used to be. The primitive little planet they were on did have its share of highly skilled fighters, and a few of them seemed to possess greater than average abilities for human Earthlings. Being able to do more thorough ‘research’ was something she wished she could do, but the issue of the planet being a developing one worked against her. However…
“You know, Ranma-chan, it might not take you as long to reach your previous level of abilities this time around.” At the younger redhead’s questioning look, the diminutive genius continued. “Before, you probably had to learn everything about fighting and martial arts from scratch, right?” The two-year-old nodded. “And I assume that the one who helped you along and taught you was a normal Earthling, correct?”
“Yeah, my father.” Ranma answered with another nod.
A knowing smile appeared on Washu’s lips. “Then everything should be easier this time around.” She started to count off on her fingers. “Firstly, you most likely have an idea as to just what you’re supposed to do so you can properly train. Secondly, you have the greatest scientific genius in the universe with the ability to provide you with any materials you may need for training. Lastly, there are also your Masu and feline physiologies to take into account.”
“What do those last two have to do with anything?” Ranma asked in curiosity. She couldn’t help but agree with Washu on the first point. The second one sounded kind of amazing, and her opinion of the mad scientist rose slightly at the fact that she could help her. The final point was something that she did not want to think about. Having to rely on that cursed part of her being was a terrible thought.
“Your cat physiology should -- in theory -- help you along with balance as soon as you figure out how to work your tail. The changes that are slowly happening to your body are also modifying each of your senses. An example of this is that if someone is attempting to sneak up on you, your hearing or sense of smell will be able to alert you to the presence. It’s also likely that you’ll be able to sense a person’s intentions by listening to the beating of their heart and/or the tone of their voice. I also wouldn’t rule out the possibility of you being able to figure out different ways to use your new claws.”
Looking down at her hands, Ranma stared at her now claw-like fingernails. She couldn’t help but allow a look of disgust to appear as she flexed her hands. She soon blinked a few times when she noticed that every once in a while, her nails would protract and retract ever so slightly. ‘That’s weird…’
“As for your Masu physiology,” Washu continued, “You might not notice it immediately, and it could take a couple years, but you’ll eventually notice an all around improvement in your speed, strength, stamina, and various other bodily attributes. The more you train, the more of an improvement you’ll notice. Likewise, the less you train, the less improvement you’ll gain.”
“Wow…” Ranma let out as she thought about the information that was just given to her. If that was true, then she would be able to get back to her previous level of ability faster than she had expected, and it meant that she would no longer have to put up with being a pathetically weak child.
“However, I would not recommend training until you drop dead, because that’s counter-productive, and there’s no real benefit in being irresponsible to your body like that. These changes will allow a maximum benefit for just the right amount of time spent so that you can reach your goal without pulling all day and night training sessions that would leave you tired and exhausted, and this also means that you’ll have a lot more free time to yourself.” Washu couldn’t help but smile wide. “Of course, you’ll be spending some of that time with me as I teach you everything you need to know about the various sciences, mathematics, geography and culture of various planets, and just about anything else I feel that you should know.”
“Y-- You can’t be serious.” The young cat-girl said in fear and disbelief at the prospect of studying her ass off.
“Oh, I’m very serious, Ranma-chan.” Washu answered as she gave the child a pat on the head. “However, I think it would be a better decision to hold off on beginning your martial arts training until after your physical boosts kick in. As you are right now, trying to train will do nothing but eat up your stamina and cause you to needlessly injure yourself. This means that until that happens, we’re going to focus exclusively on your learning and nothing more. Isn’t that going to be fun?”
“No…” Ranma said with a half-lidded look before turning and heading up the stairs.
“Where are you going?” The diminutive genius asked as she watched the younger redhead walk away.
“Gonna visit the shrine. Maybe some benevolent spirit will listen and give me luck to get through this.” She figured that if she were going to be stuck as the apprentice of a mad scientist, then she could use all the luck she could get.
Washu couldn’t help but feel that the smaller redhead was going to be an interesting source of amusement for years to come. When Ranma was far enough away, Washu turned her attention towards the trees at the side of the staircase. “You know, it really isn’t polite to listen in on a private conversation.”
“Sorry,” A male voice said as a figure stepped out from a line of trees, “But when I was heading towards the house for a visit, I couldn’t help but notice the child that was accompanying you. You can’t blame an elderly man for being curious.” He was -- as he said -- an elderly man with long graying hair tied in a ponytail, and his attire consisted of an outfit often worn by Shinto priests. In front of his eyes was a pair of squared glasses that caught the occasional beam of light.
“I take it that you heard everything.”
Katsuhito gave a small nod. “I did, but it would probably be best for her to not know. She comes off as the type who feels safer about keeping information to herself. The only reason you were able to get the information is because you threatened to expose her to everyone else, and she doesn’t want that kind of trouble.”
“That’s also the reason I only asked her a few simple questions.” If anything, the girl would have probably outright refused to answer anything that ended up being too personal or secret. Her new student definitely was an interesting mystery that needed solving.
Katsuhito found himself sweating slightly at Washu’s sudden outburst of maniacal cackling. Feeling that it was probably the best time to return to his shrine, and to meet their newest guest, he proceeded to climb the steps.
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“Stupid… stairs…” Ranma huffed out as she fell to her hands and knees right as she reached the top. As she tried to get her breathing under control, she couldn’t help but curse her two-year-old body’s inability to be able to do anything physical without suffering from exhaustion. As she sat there, Ranma couldn’t help but hope that those so called ‘boosts’ start sooner than was stated, because constantly being reminded of her fragile form was really annoying.
“It’s not every day that a child as young as you manages to climb up these old steps.” A voice next to her said. Turning her head, the two-year-old noted the old man in Shinto garb who was directing a kindly smile to her. “Would you like a little help up?”
Ranma shook her head as she pushed herself to her feet. “I can do it.” She managed to stand up without a hitch, but as she was about to take a step, her foot phased through the ground just enough to cause her to lose her balance. “Crapcrapcrapcrap!” She shouted as she frantically waved her arms and found herself falling backwards. ‘This is going to hurt!’
Thankfully, she was saved by Washu as the older redhead placed a hand to her back and pushed her into a safe and upright position. “Perhaps I should have programmed those powers to become dormant and only activate at a later date when you would be able to have better control.” The genius mused as she tapped her chin. “Of course, it may be better this way. All you have to do is think of it as being similar to when you were learning to walk. You’re clumsy now, but after a while, these abilities will become second nature to you.”
“Yes, because I had to worry about falling through things or randomly disappearing to somewhere else when I was learning to walk.” Ranma answered sarcastically as she rolled her eyes.
“Just be happy that you haven’t started to randomly fly out of control and into objects. If anything, that aspect of your abilities seems to be less volatile than the other two are.” Of course, that didn’t mean the ability wouldn’t cause problems later.
Freezing in place as she thought about it, the two-year-old redhead couldn’t help but shiver. The idea of randomly being sent into a large object was bad, but that had nothing on her remembering of her earlier experience of flying via Ryoko. “Don’t wanna fly…”
Katsuhito couldn’t help but blink at the reaction before looking towards Washu in an effort to understand just what may have lead to the girl’s fearful demeanor. Upon learning that it was Ryoko who was at the route of both her minor phobia and change of appearance, he couldn’t help but shake his head and sigh. “I was aware of the explosion that had happened, but I merely assumed that it was caused by Ayeka and Ryoko.” Some of their fights did sometimes lead to small explosions. Putting the thought out of his mind, though, the Shinto priest gently placed a hand on top of Ranma’s head and flashed the child a wide and kind smile. “It seems that you may have had a rough time on your first day here, but I’m certain that things will soon start to look up.”
“I guess…” Ranma mumbled as she thought about how everything seemed to be moving too fast for her to keep up. Getting taken from home by some weirdo, encountering Ryoga, Akane, Kasumi, and her former mother, dropped into a forest by herself, visiting a strange house and getting nearly killed because of a crazy woman, having her body altered and changed from the human one she knew, learning that she was in the presence of aliens, and suddenly gaining a mad scientist for a teacher who wanted to teach her more things than she could possibly handle. All this combined made her wish that she could just go back home, crawl into bed, and hope that it was all just one big crazy dream.
What Ranma wasn’t aware of was that as she thought of her current situation, her outward appearance portrayed the look of a young child feeling completely lost and overwhelmed. Her ears and tail, through no conscious thought of her own, drooped down low.
She blinked when she felt a pair of hands grab hold of her ears before pulling them into a upright position. Turning her head, the two-year-old quickly noted that it was Washu who had grabbed onto them. A small reddish tinge could be seen quite clearly upon the older redhead’s cheeks. “What are you--”
“You really need to learn to control your feline appendages, Ranma-chan.” Ranma’s confused look caused Washu to continue. “Your ears and tail have a habit of enhancing your mood from a visual perspective. We’ll have to go over this some other time, but what I will tell you right now is that you need to pay close attention to your emotions and what your ears and tail are doing.”
“I’d rather forget they even exist!” Ranma snapped as she pulled herself away from the genius. Reaching up, she grabbed hold of her own ears. “These things make me look like some kind of freak!” She couldn’t help but shiver as a different thought trickled into her mind. “Crap, I’m now also the fantasy of perverts everywhere. Get these stupid things off!” She yelled as she attempted to pull at the furry protrusions, but only found that they caused her a great deal of pain. “Just get them off.”
Before her actions could lead to something worse, her left hand was quickly grabbed by Katsuhito as her right was snatched by Washu. When she glanced from one person to the other, Ranma couldn’t help but see the both of them giving her a stern and worried look. “Pulling at your ears is not going to accomplish anything except for severe injury and pain.” The elderly priest’s voice was as commanding as his look.
“But--”
“You are far from the only one in the universe to have cat features, Ranma-chan.” Washu added. “There are several different known races found in this galaxy alone that have features like yours, so it’s hardly as bad as you are making it out to be.”
“But I’m not an alien!” The two-year-old shouted in anger and distress. “What about when I walk around in public? I’ll probably get kidnapped and taken to some freaky laboratory where I’ll end up as some kinda guinea pig.” That was definitely something she hoped would never happen.
‘Too late’ Washu thought as she suppressed a cackle. “You could always wear a hat to hide your ears, and it’s possible to make a special sash or belt that would allow you to hide your tail underneath. It’s also possible to claim that your ears and tail are just accessories. That’d work unless someone tried to pull them.”
“Can’t you just get rid of them?” Ranma asked with hope shining in her eyes.
Washu tapped her chin for a moment. “I could, because it would be no problem for someone of my caliber.” Before the younger redhead could get worked up, however, she continued. “However, I won’t.”
“WHAT?!” Ranma shouted as she pulled her hand free from Washu’s and gave her a steel-melting glare. “Whaddaya mean you won’t do it? I don’t want these things, and you could easily get rid of them.” The red in her eyes slowly started to overtake the blue, and it was something that the diminutive genius noticed right away.
“It’s because you aren’t thinking with a clear head.” The older redhead answered as she crossed her arms and met the younger’s glare with her own. “You are only dwelling on the negatives while the positives far outweigh them. As I explained earlier, the changes will allow you to be better off once they finish.”
“But I--”
“Besides, while it would be easy to change you back, it is currently too soon to even attempt it.” That statement caused Ranma to calm down just enough for her eyes to return to normal. “This change to your body was an immense one, and your physical alterations are intertwined very closely with your Masu physiology. Plus, the changes are still active and haven’t slowed down at all. If I were to even attempt to make another change to your body with the way it is, you could face severe or irreversible damages. Do you really want to risk the possibility of your body mutating into something even worse, part of you becoming a living bomb, melting into nothing but a puddle of protoplasmic goo, or whatever other possible terrible outcome?”
Ranma couldn’t help but gulp at the thought of turning into something that was hundreds of times worse than what she currently was. “W-- When do you think would be the soonest and safest time?”
Washu hummed for a moment as she tapped her chin. “It’s hard to say, really. If you were older, the Masu aspect would only take a couple months to fully integrate with your body, and it would also only take those couple of months before you would start to show all of the benefits. This is because you’d have a better physique and more mature body. The abilities you were injected with also wouldn’t take that long to get the hang of if you were older. The feline aspect would take a little longer, but probably only a few months.” She gave the small cat-girl a long look. “However, you are currently just two-years-old, and unlike an adult, your body is already undergoing its fair share of changes. It now has to ‘share’ the time with the Masu restructuring, feline changes, and ability merging.”
Ranma gave the woman a blank stare. “So…” She honestly did not like how it was sounding.
“So if I were to guess, I’d say that it may be about two or three years before it would be safe enough to even attempt any other large changes to your body.” Of course, that was only a rough estimate based on the various factors at work.
Almost feeling as if she was going to black out, Ranma fought it off and attempted to stand as straight as she could. Her hands clenched and unclenched at her side as her eyes shut tightly in an effort to prevent tears of frustration from flowing free. “This isn’t fair…”
“Perhaps,” Katsuhito said as he closed his eyes, “But isn’t that a fact of life?” The statement caused the two-year-old to glance up at him. “What matters most is how you handle what is thrown at you. If you spend every moment fussing over the unfairness of it all, then you shall be stuck in a non-escapable rut. However, if you can bend with the flow and handle it as it comes, then you shall be better off for it.”
“That sounds kind of neat, old man.” The young child said as she stared up at him.
Katsuhito stroked his chin. “You think so? I remember reading it from some horoscope a while back and thinking it was a little on the cheesy side.” After hearing a noise, he looked down to see that the child had face faulted. Washu, on the other hand, was attempting to hide her amusement. “Oh, did you trip over your tail?”
Waving her hand as she got back to her feet, Ranma couldn’t get over just how lame that turned out. Still, as much as she outright hated to admit it, there was some logic to what was said. Maybe she could at least TRY to put up with her cat features until everything was settled enough so that they could be removed. Yeah, she could manage it perfectly! Besides, it wasn’t as if she’d ever become attached to THAT side of her. There was absolutely no way that she’d allow it to happen.
“I’ll try to put up with them until then.” Ranma said in a small voice, much to the relief of her two older companions who found themselves worrying about whether or not she would try and pull her ears off again. “Hey,” She continued as she looked up at the elderly man, “You’re the priest of this shrine, aren’t you?”
“That I am, young lady.” Katsuhito answered with a nod and a smile. “My name is Masaki Katsuhito, but I don’t believe that you’ve told me your name yet.” He already knew the child’s name, but he didn’t want her to know that.
“Ranma,” The cat-girl then blinked. “Wait, did you say Masaki? Does that mean--”
“Yes, I am Tenchi’s grandfather?” The man asked as his smile widened slightly. “It is a pleasure to meet you, Ranma, but I must say that your earlier action in trying to pull off your ears almost gave this old man a panic attack.”
Ranma nervously toyed around with her ponytail. She didn’t mean to freak out the old man earlier, and so she felt bad about it. “Sorry about that.”
“It’s alright, there was no harm done.” The elderly priest answered as he raised a hand. “I do hope that your initial impression of the house doesn’t keep you from trying to enjoy your time here.”
“Of course it won’t!” Washu announced before the younger girl could open her mouth. “She just needs to spend a little more time with everyone, and it won’t be long before she feels right at home. Isn’t that right, Ranma-chan?” She asked as lightly pinched the girl’s cheek.
“That depends on how mad the mad scientist is, Washu-sensei.” There was extra emphasis placed upon ‘sensei’ that made it come off as either sarcastic or accusing. “Nowhere is safe when one of those is on the loose.” She winced as the pinch increased in pressure.
“See, we’re going to get along just fine.” Washu released her pinch before grabbing onto the younger girl’s arm. “Let’s go, Ranma-chan. We need to continue our tour, and we also need to begin your studies as well. I said earlier that this tour would also coincide with a bit of a learning expedition, didn’t I?”
“You were serious about that?” Ranma asked as her eyes grew wide. She had assumed that it had only been a ruse to get them alone, but now she realized that it was true. “I’m too young to start learning and stuff!” She tried standing her ground, but found that it was impossible to do with her current two-year-old body. “I wanna just enjoy my childhooooooddddd!”
“You’re never too young, Ranma-chan, and you’ll have enough time to enjoy your childhood in-between my teachings. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start to love it like I do.”
“Fat chance!” The younger girl’s voice shouted as she was carried out of view.
After watching them leave, Katsuhito allowed a slight shiver to run through his body. The very thought of Ranma turning out similar to Washu was prevalent within his mind. “Be strong-willed, Ranma.” He whispered in hopes that it would help the younger of the two redheads.
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“Tenchi-niichan,” Sasami said with a worried look, “Do you think Washu-oneechan and Ranma-chan are alright? They’ve been gone for a really long time.” True to the young princess’s statement, it was roughly eight hours since the two redheads had left to give the younger a tour of the area.
Tenchi gave her a reassuring smile. “I’m sure they’re okay. Washu-chan did say that she was going to take the time to also teach Ranma-chan.”
“Yes, but don’t you think that Washu-sama may be going a little overboard?” Ayeka asked with a frown. “Ranma-chan is just a two-year-old girl after all, and Washu-sama does tend to go a little overboard when it comes to subjects like this.” She couldn’t help but let her mind wander as she imagined the diminutive genius pulling Ranma along via a rope and going on about a multitude of boring things while the child in question was bored to tears and ready to collapse.
“Well, at least Ranma-chan is going to turn out really smart.” Mihoshi said happily as she munched on some potato chips.
Ryoko rolled her eyes from her lounging spot up on the rafters. “Pfft, I don’t care as long as Washu has a new victim to focus on instead of me or my Tenchi.” Of course, that didn’t mean that she wasn’t feeling a little bit of worry for their newest guest. Washu was definitely an overwhelming force on anybody, let alone a two-year-old child.
“What do you mean YOUR Tenchi?” Ayeka asked with a glare towards the rafters as Ryoko’s fake tail swished lazily about. “There is absolutely no way--”
Before another argument could start, the sound of the front door opening followed by a couple of voices could be heard. “It’s not funny, so stop it.” The annoyed voice of a certain two-year-old could be heard.
Washu’s voice answered in obvious amusement. “Don’t be so embarrassed, Ranma-chan. It’s an accident that could happen to anybody. Well, anybody with uncontrollable teleporting and intangibility.”
“…So only me, then.” Ranma could be heard saying just before the two of them came into view of the other occupants of the house. Her mouth and ears twitched in annoyance when she saw that everyone was staring at her. “I had a little accident, okay?”
‘Little’ accident was an understatement in the eyes of everyone staring at the two-year-old. Her entire body was soaked and covered from head to toe in mud. In fact, the only part of her that didn’t seem to be dirtied was her feet, which was thanks to shoes she had worn. All in all, it almost appeared as if she had jumped head first into a large puddle of mud.
Ryoko couldn’t keep her amusement hidden and promptly fell into fits of roaring laughter that would have caused her to fall if it wasn’t for her ability to fly. “Y-- You’re more of a pig than a cat!”
“RYOKO!” Ayeka shouted as she sent another glare to the ex-space pirate. “This is not funny at all.” The princess proceeded to turn her attention to Washu. “Washu-sama, how could you just bring her inside without cleaning her up? She’s getting mud all over the floor!”
Washu merely shrugged her shoulders. “She’s the one who stalked towards the house.”
Sasami -- with Ryo-Ohki riding on top of her head -- quickly ran up to the two-year-old. “How did you get so messy?”
“Myaow-yah?” The cabbit asked.
“I teleported by accident.” Ranma answered in a small voice as she scratched her arm and averted her gaze out of embarrassment.
A failed attempt at restraining an amused giggle caused everyone to turn towards Washu. “It was more than just that simple of an incident.” She finally said before clearing her throat. “It happened when we were near the carrot fields; without any kind of warning, Ranma-chan teleported from her spot next to me. After a moment of searching, I found her hanging over a tree branch and calling out for help. She was so helpless with a begging look on her face and her ears flattened…” For a moment, everyone thought that the genius would attempt to glomp onto the seething child, but she managed to control herself. “Just before I could help her, she accidentally phased through the branch and headed for a large puddle of mud headfirst. That’s when her intangibility reacted again and caused her to fall INTO the ground and stop halfway at her waste. She then tried to helplessly wave her legs around while being stuck upside down in the mud. Then she-- Ow!” Washu placed her hand over the area of her knee that had been kicked by an angry and embarrassed two-year-old cat-girl.
Said two-year-old cat-girl was currently hiding behind Ayeka and glaring at the genius with a look of childish anger. “It’s not funny at all! It was really dark down there, and I couldn’t move or hear anything…” Her angry look turned into one of fear as her ears flattened upon her head and her body let out a shiver.
Washu couldn’t help but wince at both the look and what was said. She had no idea that the situation was really that terrifying for Ranma since she didn’t voice it at the time. “Sorry about that, Ranma-chan.” Something was telling her that she inadvertently gave the child an obscenely powerful weapon. One day, once she manages to control her cat features, the child would likely become an incredible force to be reckoned with.
“Come with me to get cleaned up, Ranma-chan.” Ayeka said as she grabbed onto the cat-girl’s hand, and immediately grimaced at the feeling of mud. “It just isn’t proper for a young girl to be covered in so much mud and leave it be.”
A frown appeared on Ranma’s muddy face as she looked up at the purple-haired princess. “I can clean myself; I don’t need any help.”
“Nonsense,” The princess answered, “You’re only two-years-old, and you probably won’t wash yourself off properly enough. With as much dirt as there is on you, you can’t afford to do such an inadequate job.”
“I’ll show you ‘only two-years-old!’” Ranma said between clenched teeth. This was definitely one thing that she hated about being a child. “Hey, why are we going outside?”
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