Fanfiction Quotes you had to share.

[PCHeintz72]

How about the fllowing:

"Hold, Saotome!"

Sighing, Ranma turned around to look at the speaker. "What'cha want, Kuno?"

"That's Kuno-Sempai to you! Now tell me! Is what the avaricious Nabiki Tendo spoken unto me true?"

"Huh?" Ranma replied intelligently.

"Is it true that you have been consorting with the famed Sailor Senshi?"

Everyone's eyes were on Ranma waiting to see his answer. What happened next was something that no one expected.

Ranma's face twisted into a mask of disgust. "Ew! That...That's just sick! I would NEVER do something like that! Man, and Akane calls ME a pervert!"

A loud crash was heard as the entire student body face-faulted en-mass.

"Ranma?" he heard Hiroshi say, "Kuno means 'Consort'. As in 'to associate with' or 'to befriend'."

Pausing for a moment, Ranma finally replied. "Oh. Why didn'tcha say so? Yea, I met 'em last night. So what's the big deal?"

"Never!" Kuno bellowed as he charged and swung at the pig-tailed martial artist with his bokken; missing by a wide margin as Ranma dodged. "Never will I allow you to sully Her name and honor as you have done with Akane and the Pig-tailed Girl!"

"What'cha ya talking about?" Ranma demanded, not even bothering to attack as he dodged. His eyes narrowed slightly, however. If Kuno was talking about Suna-chan...well, let's just say that things were going to get terminally painful for the Samurai-wannabe.

Ranma's question brought Kuno up short. He clutched his bokken tightly as his eyes began to get that unfocused look that Ranma had seen many times before. It meant that Kuno was about to soliloquize.

"Ah, she is the most beautiful and graceful of all the Senshi! Her splendor rivals all; yes, even that of the fierce tigress Akane and the Pig-tailed Goddess! Her skills are without par in the field of battle! Her mer movements are shear poetry! Her voice is that of a thousand angles! I speak of none other than that great Paladin of Love and Justice! Sailor Uranus!"

"But what about Akane and the 'Pig-tailed Girl'?" Ranma asked, rolling his eyes.

Kuno froze, his mouth hanging wide open. He snapped his mouth closed and tilted his head to one side in deep thought. Seeing that Kuno wasn't going anywhere for a while, Ranma turned around and headed inside to his classroom. Once in his seat, his classmates immediately surrounded him.

And:

"Is it true? Did you really meet the Sailor Senshi?" Yuka asked.

"Yea." Ranma said as he shrugged his shoulders. "But I still don't see what's the big deal, though."

"Are you kidding!" Daisuke said excitedly. "The Senshi are famous all over Japan! They've saved Tokyo from alien attacks and evil Youma countless times!"

"Well, how come I ain't never heard of 'em?"

Everyone in the room looked at each other as they shared one thought. If it didn't deal with food or martial arts, it didn't matter to Ranma.

"Well, it's a good thing that I'm your friend." Hiroshi said with absolute conviction of the true Otkau. "Allow me to enlighten you!"

^Bam!^

Ranma looked carefully at the thick book that Hiroshi had dropped onto his desk. Slowly, he lifted its cover and looked at the first page. He saw a picture of five scantily clad girls dressed in orange, red, light blue, green, and blue fukus. He noticed that even though they were facing the camera when the picture was taken, their faces were obscured; apparently by the same means that prevented him from making out their faces last night.

"Theses are the Sailor Senshi!" Hiroshi said with a flourish. "Well, at least their core group. They're commonly referred to as the 'Inner' Senshi, because of their close proximity to the Earth."

"Huh?"

">Sigh> You don't even know their names?" Daisuke said with exasperation. "The five you see here are Sailors Venus, Mars, Mercury, Jupiter, and Moon.

"Oh, hey! I remember! I talked to that Moonie chick last night!"

Several of the girls in the room sighed loudly as some of the guys groaned. "You...you talked...to Sailor Moon...?" Daisuke said with disbelief.

"Yea...she went through all these funny poses before she told me her name. Waz up with that, anyway?"

A few of the people in the room shot Ranma dark looks, while Daisuke started to gape like a fish. Ranma looked around the room in confusion and was about ask what was wrong when Hiroshi interrupted him, rolling his eyes. He started to flip the pages slowly, giving Ranma a little bit of information as he turned the pages.

"Here's more pictures of the 'Inners'. This is Sailor Mercury." Ranma saw a girl with blue hair styled like Akanes. She was dressed in light blue and most of the pictures showed her either consulting what looked like a small computer or with some sort of visor over her eyes. "She's apparently the brains of the group. Mercury's most often seen off to the side their fights and calling out weak points or advice. There are rumors that she's either an android or cyborg that escaped from a top-secret government facility or that she was genetically engineered to be super smart. From what I can tell, she apparently has some sort of ice powers."

"This is Sailor Mars." She had long black hair and was dressed in red. Some of the pictures showed her either in a poise Ranma recognized from his travels that some priests would use while in prayer or holding a spell scroll of some sort. Hiroshi noticed Ranma looking at one of those. "Ah, yes. Mars is apparently their spiritual advisor. You know, gives them advice on Religious matters and such. Some people think she was raised in a remote mountain temple where she devoted her life to the worship of her Goddess. Personally, I think she was one of those 'Devil Hunters' that roam around Japan before the Senshi recruited her. She seems to have power over fire.

"This is Sailor Moon." Ranma saw Hiroshi roll his eyes again, and several people shot him dirty looks as he talked. "She's apparently the leader, although I don't believe it." People began to protest as Hiroshi raised his voice to be heard. "Come on! She's a klutzy crybaby who gets a few lucky shots in now and then!"

"No she's not!" Yuka protested. "She a normal girl who's been caught up in event's beyond her control and preservers over adversity while leading the Senshi to victory in the name of Truth and Justice!"

"Yea, right!" Hiroshi snorted. "That's just what everyone says because they feel sorry for her! She's just a wannabe with no real power. Come on! She's Sailor MOON of all things! She's not even named after a planet!"

"You take that back!" Yuka yelled, being physically restrained by Sayuri.

"Now, now...let's not get into a fight or anything here." Sayuri said gently. "After all, Ranma should have a chance to find out about the Senshi."

"Anyway," Hiroshi continued, "Here powers are..."

"Truth and Justice!" Yuka exclaimed.

"Yea...truth and justice." Hiroshi deadpanned, then muttered "And a Frisbee."

"It's not a Frisbee! It's her Magical Disk of Justice that she uses to smite evil!" Yuka said with fervor.

"Whatever." Before another argument could break out, he turned several pages to the next Senshi, this one with dark brown hair tied back like Ucchan's and wearing green. "This is Sailor Jupiter and she's able to summon lightning. She's the 'Inners' powerhouse, and is often seen running headlong into a fight. A real bruiser...actually, now that I think about it, she's sorta like a female Ryoga but with out the depression or directional problems." Hiroshi mused before he said excitedly, "Now, THIS is the most important one!"

Ranma began to flip though the pages and saw the girl with long blond hair in orange that he rescued last night. In fact, Ranma found that most of the book was dedicated to her. "Sailor Venus. Also known affectionately as Sailor V. No matter what other's say, 'I' think she's the leader."

"Yea, right." Daisuke muttered.

"Come on! She was the first Senshi to appear! She's been seen taking the lead time and time again! She often goes out on her own to fight crime! Obviously she's in charge!"

"Tell Ranma what her power is." Yuka rolled her eyes.

"Love..." Hiroshi breathed loudly.

"...love?" Ranma blinked.

"Yea, can you believe it?" Daisuke shook his head.

"I'd like to know what kind of person thinks that love involves chains." Yuka muttered.

"Hey!" Hiroshi snapped out of his daydream and looked at Yuka darkly.

"Now, now." Sayuri cautioned. "Let's try to keep this impartial."

"Like your one to talk." Hiroshi said before he pointed out, "Now who was it that traded me those pictures of Sailor V for pictures of Sailor Jupiter?"

Sayuri blushed brightly as Ranma said, "Oh, yea...that's right. I saved her last night. She was about to get creamed before I carried her to safety."

"You...Touched...Sailor...V...?" Hiroshi drawled out slowly as every girl in the room sighed.

"Just like Tuxedo Kamen." Ranma heard several of the girls muttered.

"Who?"

With a look of resignation, Hiroshi flipped the pages back to the pictures of Sailor Moon. He pointed at several of them that included not only Moon, but also a guy dressed in a tuxedo and a top hat with a billowing cape.

"That is Tuxedo Kamen." Hiroshi said with disgust. "He apparently shows up to save Sailor Moon whenever she's in danger; which happens a lot. Besides that, he never dose anything useful."

"No...he's her trusted protector and has sworn his eternal love for Sailor Moon!" Sayuri pointed out.

Before they could argue any further, Ranma slapped his fist into his open palm. "Oh, yea! Now I remember! The weenie!"

"...What?" Sayuri slowly said.

"Yea. He was hanging around in the shadows after the fight. And...well, why else would someone do that unless they were about to attack? So, I threw a rock at him and knocked him out."

"You...What...!?" All the girls said slowly as their battle auras began to flare. Which Ranma didn't notice.

"Yea...a real wuss. I mean, he obviously doesn't know what he's doing; after all, even Mousse coulda' seen that rock commin'. Look at these pictures, all he's doin' in them is standing there trying ta look cool or sumthin'. I was right, wasn't I? He just jumps in and says a corny speech before disappearing again, right? I mean, even KUNO would try to do sumthin' productive!"

The temperature in the room dropped dramatically while Ranma remained oblivious. Before any of the girls could do anything to Ranma however Hiroshi stepped in.

"Now...now. It's like Sayuri said. Ranma should be allowed to hear about the Senshi impartially, right?"

The girls reluctantly backed down, but kept their hammers ready in case Ranma

said something else about Tuxedo Kaman.

The above were from chapter 3 of:

R-SM 'Dark King Ascending' by SoftRogue - [Dld Date=03/29/2003] - [Dld Size=99kb] - [Dld Files=3] - [Status=Inactive]

• [Author1] http://www.fanfiction.net/u/266642/SoftRogue

[Spokavriel]

There has to be some way to implore innortal to resume that one.

[PCHeintz72]

There has to be some way to implore innortal to resume that one.

Sadly... after he got married... his fan fiction story output dropped to close to nothing... about the only thing he has worked on in the last year and a half is a handful of short time loop snippets on TFF in the Ranma and NGE threads, and a single short snippet of 'Had to Be Said', which is a comic set of one shots of a non-looping but supped up Ranma in the StarGate series...

I've been looking forward to a bunch of his stories being continued... Including but not limited to
- 'Ranma Take 2'
- 'Shared Life'
- 'PokeRanma'
- 'Duality'
- 'A New Home'
- 'No Need for Destiny'

And also... the Evangelion Loops snippets on TFF where he was writing a short where in a loop Shingi joined Trident project as a private contractor and refused to Join Nerv unless he could come in with his bodyguards and a secret maji tap and spys working for him. For as short as they were... they were funny and unique.

'No Need for Destiny was perhaps the worst one to have been dropped... if he could at least have got past the telling off of Granny Hina by Ranma and Nabiki that I was looking forward to, and the family reunion he was planning, he could have completed a arc... then let it sit...

[Té Rowan]

A few choice Metroanime moments:

"Well, what does Amazon Law say about goddesses?"

"Amazon Law say walk very carefully and be very polite and pray they go elsewheres very very soon."

("Hotaru 1/2")

Shan dipped and jagged and swooped like a hummingbird on PCP. She labelled it "Evasive Maneuver Set One". The Russian Air Force called it a vast number of things, most of which could not be repeated in polite company.

("A Reluctant Bet")

"Naw, it's a guy." Little hearts appeared in Brianna's eyes. "A guy who comes with gatling particle beam toting weapons platforms! My kinda guy!"

"Ah," the Colonel said with a frown. Tampering with one's stout. Quite unBritish.

("A Very Scary Bet")

[Té Rowan]

And of course Kenko's "Girl Days", another quotable fic:

The sound was like unto the wailing of a soul cast into the pits of Hell, an agonized cry of misery and pain that caused the flesh to crawl and the teeth to shake. Within that scream was the concentrated agony of a lifetime's suffering compressed into a single, ululating bawl.

"ANOTHER MONTH?!?" howled Ranma.

Kuno Logic can be a beautiful thing to see. This time it was positively magnificent.

(When girls argue, Saotome gets beat up.)
(The girls are (mistakenly) in love with Saotome.)
(The girls should be in love with Me.)
(Saotome isn't here, so they WILL be in love with Me.)
(The girls are arguing.)
(Therefore, I will get beat up.)

From a mix of one accurate and a group of flawed propositions, Tatewaki Kuno had managed to come to a completely accurate conclusion.

[Spokavriel]

Gabrielle stood at one end of the group wearing her light blue Joliebatons Academie uniform. She at least would be back this afternoon. Her mother fussed over her hat; no matter how many times Gabby got herself ready in the morning her hat never sat quite right. Gabby bit her lip to hold back the giggles as her mother re-aligned the curved blue headpiece yet again. Gabby's perfect record playing 'Make Momma Touch My Hat' was extended one more day.

From Chapter 23 same fic as the last quote from me.

[ijp92]

Nexus II by Black Dragon6
starts off slow but ultimately one of the better fics I've read. Though I should warn you that it is a "for want of a nail" AU to the point of basically being an original fic save for a miniscule number of characters and locations. And unlike On A Clear Day You Can See Forever it doesn't have the excuse of being a sequel/spinoff.
And there are a lot of great quotes too. I'll try to find short and sweet ones. mostly from chapters 13 and 14 here they are!

June looked mildly surprised. "Odd. I'm used to things dying when I use that spell."

June frowned at the smoking, blackened mass that lay twitching beneath her, quite annoyed that it was still twitching, and thus obviously alive.
"As soon as I can feel something in my body other than BLINDING PAIN, you'll pay for that," Rayden said in a fairly strained, high-pitched voice.

"I was so ridiculously tough that a master sorceress got tired of trying to kill me and let me have my way. How is that NOT a victory?"

I would have just asked Master Saotome himself to describe his relationship with you, and then divulged the answer by filling in the gaping holes left by his staggering social ineptitude.

Everything on that sign is completely, absolutely, subjectively true.

Do you know how hard it is to trick a ship of Jewish soldiers out of their money? Most of them wouldn't even pay full price!

"He's never fought for the defense of anything. He thinks nothing of peace, war, or the struggle of humanity. He knows personal hardship better than any of us, but Ranma doesn't think abstractly. He's not what you'd call a 'big-picture' kind of guy. He fights to protect himself. He fights to protect his friends and loved ones. He fights because it seems like a good idea at the time. It's all he does, all he is. He knows no other life. If you asked him what peace was, he'd probably refer to the brief periods between battles. Ranma Saotome is a creature of war."

"Out of all of you idiots, the only one who didn't get into any trouble was the goddamned bloodthirsty, blockheaded dark demon paladin with the blood-sucking sword!"

I have this thing I do where I change people's names to whatever I feel like to show how much I look down on them.

[Spokavriel]

"Who opened this door?" Someone asked from behind the two. "Oh, Mister Lockhart! I had no idea you were expecting visitors!"

Oh dear. This witch wore the distinctive lime-green robes of a Healer.

"I had no idea either!" The wizard laughed out.

The Healer, a kind looking older witch, took a closer look at the surprise guest.

"And where might your Mummy and Daddy be dear? Surely you didn't come alone?"

Now Gabby would be the first to admit that she slipped a bit. She clearly looked down the ward towards the Longbottoms before turning back to deliver her little white lie.

The Healer noticed. She frowned.

If Gabby truly were alone, she would have panicked and fallen into tears begging the Healer not to go down to the curtained off bit of the ward. Luckily, she was not alone. Harry knew something had to be done and he sent his desire to turn the Healer around over the bond to Gabby in full measure.

"Wait!" Gabby shouted.

The Healer turned back. She was clearly not amused.

Well, it worked on the telly didn't it? And her Angel School training was pretty much the same thing... Gabby straightened her back (not that it did much to her height) and looked the Healer directly in the eyes.

"These are not the droids you are looking for." Gabby's eyes flashed. She pointed one dainty finger at the door out. "Please move along."

The Healer stared down Gabby for ten full seconds before speaking again.

"I've some droids to chase down Young Miss, but after I've got them I expect to see you at your parent's side. Do you understand me?"

"Yes, mam. It's dangerous for a little girl to go off on her own." Gabby responded dutifully.

"I shall make it my highest priority to safeguard this precious child's life, madam!" Gilderoy intoned pompously. "I'll defend her from all manner of harm be it man or beast."

"Why thank you Gilderoy!" The Healer chirped at Lockhart. If anything she treated him as more of a child than she did Gabby. "You be a good wizard and keep her company."

Gilderoy smiled, flashed his sparkling white teeth and nodded confidently. The Healer bought it. Gabby exhaled softly as the older witch passed through the exit door.

"What are droids anyway?" Gilderoy asked the little girl standing before him.

"They're robots in space."

"And what are robots?"

"They're machines that are programed to work for people."

"Ahhhhhh..."

…

"What are machines?"

Another moment I had to share from Chapter 27 of The Little Veela that Could.

[Spica75]

"What are machines?"

[PCHeintz72]

How about:

"Do you think he'll be around here?" Rei peered at the empty school and then lost interest.

Ami nodded. "This school is interesting. It has the lowest test scores in Tokyo, but the science club built a working supercollider out of old washing machines."

"This place is our only lead on Ryoga Hibiki." Minako was an experienced investigator and she knew that the criminal always returned to the scene.

"Ryoga's down by the canal." Gosunkugi was somewhat bitter at being displaced from his favorite suicide-contemplation spot.

All four girls leapt into the air, shrieking. They hadn't had a clue that he was so close.

Reflexively, Minako lashed out, kicking the ghoulish looking thing in the chest.

Gosunkugi folded like a puppet whose strings had been cut. He went down brutally hard, biting his tongue.

"Eww! What is it!" Usagi clutched her henshen stick, ready to transform and thrash the vampire, but it just groaned.

"Ugh." Gosunkugi swallowed blood, uncurled and started to crawl away. It was humiliating enough to be beaten up by girls again, but he hadn't even done anything to them this time.

"Don't let it get away!" Ami stepped on its rear, pinning it in place and then slapped an ofuda on the back of the ghoulish creature's head.

"What the hell are you doing?" Ukyo, on her way home from the real estate office, glared at the girls. "Leave him alone!"

"You back off! There's something wrong with him." Ami frowned when all her ofuda did was sparkle oddly.

"Something wrong? Of course there's something wrong! Some bitches attacked him!" Ukyo drew her spatula and roughly shoved Ami away.

"Are you okay, Sugar?" Gosunkugi was a good tipper and loyal customer, eating as often as three dinners a week in Ucchans. He was quite sickly, thin and rather frail. Ukyo had been trying to bulk him up, but he just didn't seem to gain weight.

"Hurt." Gosunkugi, wheezing, spat blood from his ragged tongue. "It hurts."

Minako gasped, appalled. "You mean he's not a vampire?"

Ukyo glared at them with arctic contempt. "You listen good, stupid. This is Nerima and we aren't going to tolerate that girl gang crap around here. Get out of here right now and I won't hurt you. You've got ten seconds. You'll all be hurting like hell in fifteen."

Usagi, staring at the boy writing at their feet, paled. They had attacked an innocent. An ugly, scary-looking innocent, but still an innocent. "We're sorry, it was an accident. You just startled my friend. It won't happen again. Come on, let's go before we make things any worse."

"I- I'm so sorry." Pale and silent, averting her eyes from the frail boy that she had attacked, Minako followed.

When they were finally out of sight of the school, Rei rounded on them. "So we made a mistake, but there was still something wrong about that boy! Did you see the ofuda?"

"I don't want to talk about it!" Minako was having second thoughts about their whole mission. Was it really worth all of this? It wasn't like the strange boy was attacking anyone else.

And:

Ranma moved like a breeze through Minato-Ku, following the faint scent of magic. He turned a corner, passed a closed arcade and fetched up by a set of vending machines.

Hopping to the top of the biggest machine, he donned his umisenken and looked around carefully. It took him a moment to notice, but it was fairly obvious when he did. Vending machines usually didn't have arms, or try to grab at a guy, even when he didn't pay.

"Vendor!" The Youma launched pocky in various directions, unable to locate the mortal that had assaulted its dignity by using its head as a springboard.

Ranma, moving with incredible speed, caught all of the pocky before it landed and carefully stuffed it all into his small ki warp. There was no reason to let it go to waste.

"Hey! That was all almond and chocolate! Got any strawberry?" Ranma dropped his umisenken. He was loving it. He had at least month's supply already.

"Fool! I will drain you!" The Vendor pointed a small crystal at the annoying pest.

Ranma tensed, ready to run if his technique failed. He had hoped to test it by provoking Miss Hinako, but he wasn't really worried. It would take the thing a long time to drain him.

Ranma felt the ki conduit touch him. He channeled a trickle of very hot ki at it. The youma's conduit instantly collapsed.

Ranma gave the youma his best grin, a grin that he had spent years perfecting. His grin would and had driven well-respected, sober and kindly martial arts masters into a killing rage in under thirty seconds. It was really the only way to learn their best techniques.

"Heh-heh. What a lame youma. Maybe ya ought ta try shootin' some more pocky at me. Strawberry this time!"

The youma howled with rage and jabbed the crystal at the insolent mortal once again.

Ranma had already assumed the soul of ice. The conduit hit him, attached itself and then backflowed, just as he had thought it would. Fearing contamination he didn't let the thing's ki touch his, just flaring it all away at once in his outer aura. It felt artificial, the only emotion a mindless sort of greed.

The youma screamed in anguish and finally threw the crystal down. Lumbering toward Ranma, it raised its massive arms for a killing blow.

Ranma stood, yawning. He poked a twenty yen coin into Vendor's coin slot when it was close enough. "Hmm, let's see. Alright, you do have strawberry!"

The youma screamed, in rage this time, and brought its fists down with a mighty crash, breaking the pavement.

Negligently, Ranma sidestepped the blow by the merest millimeter. Looking half-asleep, he punched the button and then retrieved his pocky.

The youma went into a frenzy of enraged attempts to hit the horrible mortal, but it simply couldn't touch him.

Ranma casually sidestepped every blow, ruminatively eating his pocky. Finishing, he grinned at the youma. "Man, you are just totally lame. I ought to complain to the vending machine company about you being such a wimpy opponent. Good pocky though."

Vendor stopped its futile swiping, swaying on its legs. It had used up a lot of energy. "Complaints? Well then, mortal, HAVE YOUR MONEY BACK!" It spewed coins at Ranma, with the speed of a machinegun.

Ranma backflipped away and then proceeded to catch every single coin out of the air, using a modification of the amigurkin speed technique. "Wow! Thanks, man! I can really use this!"

"It's coming from down here!" The voice was female and approaching rapidly.

Ranma caught an echo of strange energy. He had felt it before. "Oh, hey, sorry to take the money and run, but I gotta go now. The Hentai Chicks are comin' and I don't want anymore fianc‚es."

Vendor felt like crying. "You'll fall, mortal. All of you will!"

Ranma shrugged. "Yeah, whatever. Thanks again for the money and the pocky. You ain't so bad, for a freak." He assumed his umisenken and stepped away from the depressed vending youma. Picking up the crystal, he stepped over to the alcove where the machine had originally stood. It would be interesting to watch the Hentai Chicks in action.

And:

Ranma unwrapped an almond pocky and shook his head as another Jupiter Thunderbolt Crash hit the youma. Poor old Vendor was moving slow and looking kind of scorched. The Crescent Beam, Burning Mandala and Moon Spiral Heart Attack were all cool, if minor, attacks, but none of them were all that functionally different from the magic attacks that he'd already seen out of Saffron. The attack that he really wanted to see again was the Shabon Spray, or Mercury Bubbles Blast, but the blue haired chick hadn't shot one off for a long time.

Vendor fell flat and Ranma raised the pocky in a solemn salute to the passing of a brave and generous monster. The battle was over. Eating, he slipped past the Senshi and headed home. He really needed to get some sleep.

Sailor Moon heaved a sigh of relief. The monster had been tough. "Anything else out there tonight?"

"There's someone watching us. Over there." Ami pointed at a nearby roof.

Moon peered up at the rooftop. "Hello, are you alright? There's nothing to fear now."

"HOHOHOHOHOHO! On the contrary." Kodachi jumped from the roof, caught an overhead trellis with her ribbon and touched down lightly in front of Moon. "I wish to have a word with you vile harlots. A word of warning."

All of the Senshi tensed. The girl felt evil. "Who are you?"

"I am the Black Rose of St. Hebereke! You have assaulted my husband to be. Why?"

"Huh?" Minako wondered if the girl was all there. "We killed a possessed vending machine. You couldn't mean that, could you?"

"Fool! I speak of Ranma Saotome, the owner of my heart, the good and noble man whom you attempted to kill just yesterday."

"Wait. you mean the invisible guy?" Ami was excited. Ryoga Hibiki's enemy! The martial arts thug! It all fit.

"He would hardly allow profane eyes such as yours to contaminate his noble countenance. Know, harlots, that Ranma-samma is under my protection. Attack him again or pursue him at all and I will deal with you most harshly."

"Who attacks husband? Shampoo kill!" Shampoo stepped out of the ally to the left, where she had been throwing up and trying to avoid bumping into Ukyo again.

"Anyone laying a finger on my Ran-chan is going to answer to me!" Ukyo stepped out of the ally to the right side of the street. She had been throwing up and avoiding Shampoo.

"Ranma Saotome is going to get it for what he did to me! And his little troll too!" Rei, hot headed to a fault, precipitated the worst all-girl brawl in Tokyo's long and silly history.

The above was from chapter 3 and 4 of:
R-MULTI 'Chaos Factor' by Nemo Blank - [Dld Date=06/22/2008] - [Dld Size=428kb] - [Dld Files=14] - [Status=Inactive]

• [Author1] http://www.fanfiction.net/u/12844/Nemo_Blank

[Té Rowan]

A tiny frown almost crossed Kasumi's face, the way Pluto's orbit almost crosses that of Mercury.

("Love is a Battlefield" by Allyn Jonge)

[Té Rowan]

"Anything Goes Style Special Manuever! Around The World!"

"I thought you were going with 'Fly The Unfriendly Skies'," commented Ranma as Makoto sent the attacker on a long trip.

"I changed my mind," said Makoto, leaning against a vertical surface because that manuever made her dizzy.

"Hmmm," said Ranma, wondering why Makoto kept using that manuever when she had to grab hold of him immediately thereafter. Oh well. Girls. Who could figure?

(Addventure "Chained World - Dr." #121853 by Kestral)

WayOffTopic: Got a PM bell from someone wanting to find "Well-Hung By Moonlight": This fic is a lemon (contains explicit sex), so finding it is an Exercise For The Reader.

[Neko-]

Back ontopic - From You do (not) belong:

In fact, she hadn’t said a word since the human began his story, sitting cross-legged and wearing an expression of deep concentration as she held a pink hoof up to her chin. “...What about you, Pinkie? You’ve been pretty quiet for a while now...”

“I know. I was just thinking,” she replied, looking up and focusing on him as if she had never stopped paying attention to what was going on. “If what you say is true, then a ‘Welcome to Ponyville’ party just isn’t gonna cut it... I need to throw you a ‘Welcome to Equestria’ party! No, wait!”

Pinkie’s eyes steadily widened, taking on a sparkling glimmer as she held up a hoof.

“A ‘Welcome to Equis’ party! Noooo... Even better!” the party mare gasped suddenly, and Connor could almost see her brain exploding as her thoughts came so a single, logical end. “A ‘Welcome to the UNIVERSE’ party!”

Pinkie shouted the last bit, throwing her forelegs up in a spastic display of excitement at the possibility, her far-too-wide grin in full effect. Then, suddenly, her legs dropped, and like a shift from day into night, her expression became deeply poignant again as her hoof went once again under her chin.

“...I’m gonna need a lot of balloons...”

[Té Rowan]

Belldandy sighed and clasped her hands in front of her. "Saotome Ranma is now Ranko, Goddess of Sex, Class I, Category I, Unlimited License... or will be when she finishes her training."

Cologne blinked slowly for several seconds... and, in a manner befitting her status as Matriarch, fell off her staff in a supreme facefault.

("The Accidental Goddess" by D.F. Roeder)

Aww, Neko... you just had to spoil that ages-old Coming-of-Age Tradition of Hunting Down Porn. But seriously, if the querent couldn't find WHBM, there may be a bigger problem up than just zeroth-kyu google-fu.

[Noy Telinú]

"Two questions," Chief said calmly "One, where is this Darth Sidious, two where can I get a weapon?"

Thel had to stop himself from laughing, the sheer level of stoicism that Chief was using to approach this situation was unreal. "I was fighting him when you crashed," Thel said "He must still be nearby, as for a weapon," he said, as he took one of the light sabers he had taken from General Grievous and handed it to Chief "This will have to do."

Chief ignited the light saber, a bright blue blade extending from the hilt. Chief gave it a couple of experimental swings before looking at Thel. "Anything else?" he asked.

'It will be truly impossible for the UNSC to create another SPARTAN like him,' Thel thought 'The SPARTAN IVs and Vs are formidable and impressive, but they still fall short of what he is capable of.' "Be on your guard," Thel said "Sidious is a Sith, he posses supernatural abilities, including telekinesis and is capable of discharging lighting from his hands among other things. His agility and reflexes are also far above average Human level, do not let his apparently frail appearance fool you."

From
Fighting for a purpose v2 chapter 58.

Hehehe...