Curtis's Song of the Week

[CRBWildcat]

(BC)
Because Curtis had to get to work. Would've only taken him a minute to check, but that was a minute he could've spent walking to his office.

[Crescent Pulsar S]

Curtis needs to improve his multi-tasking skills. And get his hands on a Staples' "Easy" button. Problem solved!

[CRBWildcat]

(BC)
He also needs to get those chiropractic sessions over with. He's been seeing a doctor for the past week and a half to deal with some back pain, so that put a damper on his mobility.

[Crescent Pulsar S]

I haven't seen a doctor in a decade. I could be dying and not even know it. Dun-dun-dunnnn!

[CRBWildcat]

If that were the case, you probably would've died years ago.

[Crescent Pulsar S]

No way. Life's too sadistic for that to be realistic.

[CRBWildcat]

(BC)
Good. You keep on living, we'll keep on misinterpreting the oddball comments you give us. Seems like a good deal.
In any event, this week's song is Benny Goodman's Sing Sing Sing.

[Crescent Pulsar S]

I'm having not-deja vu right now

[CRBWildcat]

(BC)
See? Curtis does listen to the music you link to! ...When he feels like it.

[Crescent Pulsar S]

...Like the perverted feeler-upper he is!

[CRBWildcat]

(BC)
...I'm starting to think that your brain has a random number generator built in.

[Crescent Pulsar S]

I could do a parody of the Spanish Inquisition sketch, but I'm tired and lazy, so please get your hang ups in order and die all again.

[CRBWildcat]

(BC)
No, thanks.

This week's song is Weezer's No One Else.

[Crescent Pulsar S]

D-d-duh! Duh-duh, duh-duh-duel! *_*

[CRBWildcat]

(BC)
Trust me, you haven't heard anything yet.

To the tune of this week's song, the Pink Panther theme.