Is that what it is? Lacks the birds... Lacks the water...
*paws at the thing some more*
Yet it almost compels me to keep pawing it...
CRBWildcat wrote:*A very black mist is emitted from one of Circe's shoes. It drifts behind the counter and reforms into Ambush, who takes his usual seat.*
One: hiya Rei, reporting for work. And two: Circe, it helps if you check your shoes before putting them on.
Rei-chan wrote:But of course, Neko. I sell all sorts of items. I'll admit I'm mostly fond of my special sales of deliberately faulty love potions during Valentines though. *Nods to Circe.* I'll get to working some of those out. Any other bodies you think might be interesting to do that with? *Waves to Ambush.* Welcome employee of the week. How have you been?
Rei-chan wrote:Good to hear that dragon was dealt with. Nice pictures and I believe I recall those comics. Now Neko, my minions know better that to off one another. Their contracts are binding beyond death so it wouldn't help anyway though admittedly I don't think Ambush is under contract however. *Looks at the contraption Neko is messing with.* Isn't that just one of those drinking bird things?
Circe wrote:Better idea - you stop hiding in my shoes and we can avoid these situations completely.
CRBWildcat wrote:What, and miss the chance to paint your toenails in hideous colors? Not on your life.
CRBWildcat wrote:Huh? Nah. I just do that to people I hate. For people I like, I use the beacon-acting scarlet polish instead.
Rei-chan wrote:Alright, I'll be willing to try and shift them as needed. *Picks up one of the crowns.* Now to tweak this sucker to make people into somewhat lazy copies of Artoria. Shouldn't take too many adjustments really. *Sets to work on it where she is standing twisting the magic contained within.* By the way, if anyone recommends it makes copies of Naruto or Asta I'll have to ask if you are crazy and desire to render me deaf.
Rei-chan wrote:Greetings Konoko, Circe, and Neko-. How have you all been? Aye, the delightful mess the crowns are causing was far too hard to resist so I popped over to the Mushroom Kingdom to borrow one and analyze it. Duplicating it was easy enough so I figured I'd sell some. I'm tempted to mess with it and make an item that turns people into variations of Artoria too. Could be amusing or annoying since so many people look like her anyway.
...OK, that's something else that has to stop!
CRBWildcat wrote:Sure. Just a sec.
*Eight-tenths of a second later, the shop's door slams open and dispenses Callista. In her haste to fulfill her self-imposed duties as a shopaholic, she manages to run down both Circe and Konoko as she stampedes into the shop's depths, screaming like... well, like someone who has a strong desire to shop, I guess.*
Okay, the polish is deactivated. We're good now.
CRBWildcat wrote:*rolls his eyes* Bah. You like us, and you know it.
Rei-chan wrote:Heh. So what would you like to pick up, Callista? Could I interest you in a samophlange? Even I don't know what they do but I've heard everyone needs one. *Tosses one of the new crowns to Circe.* If you want it you can have one at a steep discount. Only 10% of the normal cost since you recommended it.
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