Avoiding Spamville Neo!

[Lioconvoy]

*Usagi gets up and while her body still hurt's she's already heal up.*

Ow. I don't want him he's way too old for me. The age difference between him and me is the same as me and my mom.

*Usagi claps her hand together.*

Do you mind holding him still I want see if I can fix him for you.

Usagi you know that might not be permanent. Or there could be other side affects

Neko-... Usagi is going to turn your catgirl form into a catboy..., if you can flee do it. If not... no clue how it will affect your curse. Either next time you turn into a cat you'll just be a catgirl again once your transformed again. Or it's possible it will make your cat form female and you humanoid form male.

It's not entirely impossible that it could break Neko-'s curse so he's stuck a catboy, or maybe he'd have a hot water, warm water, cold water transformation, he might be able to transform at will. We still have so little data the interaction of curse and our tech.

Don't care, I want to help Amaya. *Approaches Neko- with her hands still together.*

[Neko-]

*Amaya whips her head back at Usagi, sporting a new glare*

Too old? Are you calling ME old, you hag?

Wait, wait... 'heal me'? But I'm not hurt!

*takes note of the comment 'catboy' in combination with 'fleeing', absently noting the litany on potential side-effects stated, and decides making an attempt at fleeing is in order... only to find herself locked down by Ayame hanging on to her neck, by her eyes lock on to Usagi*

Get away from me... Don't want that! SOMEONE GIMME HOT WATER!!!!!!!!

[Lioconvoy]

She called Neko- old, we have no clue how old you are. In fact Usagi commented that you look younger than her earlier.

*with no one to stop her Usagi opens her hands and places them on the struggling catgirl transforming him into a catboy and transforming his clothes into one of those Japanese boy's uniforms.*

Ta Da, what do you think Amaya?

...Mother couldn't you have stopped Usagi? Let's hope what ever happens is good for Neko- and not one of the more disastrous assumptions.

I know this doesn't come up too often, but this body is digital, Usagi deployed Jammers I couldn't get too close to her. Not to mention she was already at Neko- so it's not like I had time to pull out anything. The only one who could have done anything was the batgirl and she decided to just stare daggers at Usagi.

Given Amaya's reaction she must be younger than her appearance suggest, Usagi is only 15. I had thought Amaya was 14 at lest.

[KonokoHasano]

Wacky things have happened @_@

[Lioconvoy]

Neko- and I are apart of the old guard. Chaos can strike up around us fairly easily.

[Neko-]

*looks down*

What the...

*panics*

GIMME HOT WATER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*breaks down at another potential complication to the curse presenting itself, coupled with the appearance of Ayame*

WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

*sobs uncontrollably, which in turn infuriates Amaya, who whips around and glares at Usagi*

WITCH! UNDO THIS HEX OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!

*Amaya apparently has access to subspace (que the mallet from before), and _real_ short temper, because as soon as Neko-'s released from the neck-hold, a broadsword is dragged out of subspace (seemingly her subspace is NOT constricted to the limitations Neko- suffers) and brandished against Usagi*

WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

*Neko- slumps down with two waterfalls of tears stearming down. Ayama's broadsword in the mean time flares up and is encased in magical black fire giving it an eerie and menacing look*

[Lioconvoy]

*Usagi jumps back claps her hand and then touches her open palms to the air. A diamond wall appears between her and Amaya. She then repeats the process with two more walls in rapid succession putting about three feet of reflective wall between her and her soon to be attacker. She then opens a space bridge beneath her and falls though it before it close.*

*Is on the same side of the wall as Neko- and can't see that Usagi retreated because the wall acts like a mirror.*

Okay that's new. I knew femtites were that small but taking carbon out of the air that fast?

*Pulls out hot water and approaches Neko-*

She's been practicing a lot with Grimlock.

*kimi activates a lights screen in front of her and looks at a list of the theoretical side affected of Usagi's tampering. Absently wondering if one would happen.*

Let's see ideally she just replaced his curse form and that's it. Then possibility two it switched the genders of his form. Next is Neko-'s curse returns to normal after one transformation back and forth, Catgirl becomes his true form and Catboy the curse, The curse rejects the new form and creates a new being out of it, Neko- can now control the transformation, there are three tempetures of water needed for Transforming, Neko- is stuck, Hot water reverts Neko- to catgirl and he gets stuck that way. Neko- can split into three and control which body his true mind is in. Neko- returns to being a cat but his catgirl form is given it's own body and Neko- curse is between cat and catboy...

Neko- you sure you want this hot water?

[Neko-]

*noting Usagi's hasty retreat (no doubt in qualming fear), Amaya jumps forward and slashes at the diamond wall... which may as well not have been there for all it does, slicing in half neatly*

DAMN YOU WITCH! YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!

*note is taken of the fact that Usagi scurried away like a rat... or bunny... which does not go down well, and seeing three (parts of) walls and no exit from above, it's clear what the escape route was*

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE!!!!

*slams the sword down into the triangle left by Usagi where it begins to melt the earth... quite rapidly at that... but not much else*

So not by magical means... Rats... That complicates things...

*sniffles and takes note of Kimi's statements, spouting a fresh bout of crying*

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

As if my life isn't screwed *hic* up enough! Getting a curse by Himitsu's actions, finally managing to *sniffle* drag some form of subspace from that *hurk* atleast to harass the Purple Menace, only to find he's tuned it so it won't *cough* spit out anything really dangerous that might 'inconvinience' the Bane of my existance.

*The crying dies down a bit*

*sniff* Then being hit with a bat in the face, which turns out to be a girl, which *sniffle* I'm completely unsure about what that is all about, followed by some idiotic wannabe cursing me agaaaaahhhaaain, and then fleeing...

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

*then hears the magical words 'hot water', the waterworks cease and hopeful eyes look at Lio*

GIMME! PLEASE!!!! MAKE THIS AGONY END!!!!

*Ayama in the mean time looks around and spots Lio assisting Neko-, and points at Lio*

You look like you may well know how the witch evaded my just wrath. Tell me, so I may smite her still! But first provide some hot water to my... well father probably fits best.

*this results in a deer-in-headlight look on Neko-'s face, freezing the body and seemingly instigating a state of abject shock*

[Lioconvoy]

*Lio notes the father comment, and thinks that she has a father complex. He then goes over to Neko- dumps the cup of hot water on him, hears Kimi finally stop rattling off thing that can happen and notice her looking expectantly at the results.*

[Your call, Kimi's list is just what I could think could happen. You don't have to use it you can have your own results. Reminder Lio's immune to magic so her flames won't do anything to Lio. Usagi doesn't have Lio's magic immunity and while she's trained with Grimlock she doesn't have experience fighting magic users. The one time she spared with Akuma, she got a decent burn. Sorry for the bit of Lore with the out of character comment. Edit; what what triangle? Space bridges don't leave anything behind when they close.]

[Neko-]

*the hot water definitly causes a change*



What... what.......... WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??????????? DAMN YOU USAGI!!!!!!!!

*sorrow is replaced by anger*

YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!



*Amaya blinks*

Well... that's not good...

(and Usagi pulled up three walls (which I figured formed a triangle), and scurried out while out of sight... THAT triangle)

[Lioconvoy]

[ The walls were lined up behind each other like : III- The dash being Usagi. Each wall was a foot thick. Both the hopping back and the wall making were repeated.]

That... was nowhere in my assumptions.

Maybe it's like the psychic clothes I tried to give Neko- and now he subconsciously controls what he transforms into?

Why would he be a penguin?

The bits of the smashed diamond walls kind of look like ice?

*looks at the smashed walls.*

I guess I can sort of see it. Mr. Neko- do you want some cold water?

Maybe he should try to transform without water first. Also on the subject of pay, aren't diamonds valuable. Can't you make some money off of the wall and it's bits.

[Neko-]

*would appeciate some cold water to get back to his cursed form as this is far too.... words do not do justice to the feelings of rage...

That... was nowhere in my assumptions.

(As a minor note - welcome to Spamville, where chaos is the norm, and your assumptions are made to be challenged, broken, discarded, trampled over, lauged at, smashed, eaten, burned and vacuumed up by Mihoshi when she gets around)*

And Lio? Seeing that wench of yours screwed up my life even more from the looks of things, and I never could transform at will seeing it is still a curse, I want this to just go away and back to the status quo...

*Gnashes his beak*

friggin... magic interacting.... curse.... Himitsu..... *grumble*,,,, rabbit stew.... death....

I want the cute kitty form back!!!!

DO NOT CALL ME CUTE!!!!! But yeah... that makes two of us...

[Lioconvoy]

Did you really give a welcome to Spamville comment to a NPC born of the very chaos you're telling her about? Kimi started life as a clone of Himitsu made to make Shinji mad enough at Himitsu that he might make something that we could used against the purple one the next time he popped up.

I can't break the fourth wall, so I didn't see his comment. What I did hear was him insulting my older sister, and while I'll forgive him because things have been very stressful, I feel the need to remind him that his daughters sword and the stuff he's pulled out are short range weapons. Not all of us share you lack of aim.

*A Space Bridge opens up and a massive battle mech with very big guns appears behind Kimitsu.*

On the subject of changing at will, Usagi changed your cursed form at a sub-molecular level. As you can see it broke your curse, how broken it is what my mother wants to find out. Hot Water did transform you but it didn't return you to your true form. So mother's theory is maybe you can change your form at will, but hot or cold water will randomly change you.

There are lots of ways it could have altered the curse, your not going to figure out by just sitting there. Maybe there are multiple triggers now. Who know what she did to you. Kimi did warn her about messing with your form but she thought she was helping your daughter, who at the time we all assumed was just a girl in love with you like Acey loved the purple one.

[Neko-]

Did you really give a welcome to Spamville comment to a NPC born of the very chaos you're telling her about?

Chaos is anything but predictable

On the subject of changing at will, Usagi changed your cursed form at a sub-molecular level.

Basically mixing magic and technology. Which _always_ ends well

*Amaya takes note of the tech-comment*

Ah... so that was why that sword didn't drag her back here...

*Amaya ponders certain avenues that may provide better means to slay the witch... err... tech-witch*

As you can see it broke your curse, how broken it is what my mother wants to find out. Hot Water did transform you but it didn't return you to your true form. So mother's theory is maybe you can change your form at will, but hot or cold water will randomly change you.

I don't care about theories! I want this insanity gone!

There are lots of ways it could have altered the curse, your not going to figure out by just sitting there.

I'm aware yes... That's why I wanted cold water... and yet that has not yet been provided by anyone…

Maybe there are multiple triggers now.

*Blanches*

Oh please no... It's inconvinient at best, now it's inconvinient and annoying. What I don't need is inconvinient, annoying and a heap of possible causes to add more to my _interesting_ life.

*wavers to depressed feelings*

Who know what she did to you. Kimi did warn her about messing with your form but she thought she was helping your daughter, who at the time we all assumed was just a girl in love with you like Acey loved the purple one.

That's why I want that water...

And Acey's always been insane for doting on that Purple Menace… Thwarting plans of mine to take him down and nagging to me about it...

[Lioconvoy]

You didn't make the request for water on this side of the fourth wall. Amaya, Ayame, whatever your name is, you're not killing Usagi, bashing her is fine, but killing is off the table. Just because I can't use magic it doesn't mean I don't have those who can at my disposal.

*Lio snaps his fingers and a magic circle appears near him and from it blood arises and it forms the shape of a man dressed as a Blues Brother. The man walks over to Kimi*

Neko-, There may be no escaping the insanity. Why not figure out it's limitations.

*Pulls out two thermos's and tosses a blue one to Neko-.The Thermos feels cold, but in fact it's contents is hot water. Well 100 degrees f.*

*To Kimi in a low and quiet voice.* Wouldn't Akuma have been better to summon he's the one who controls fire.

*in an equally low and quiet voice* I think mother is still under the impression that she's Himitsu's child, you're a living weapon that feeds on those kind of beings. However the results were inconclusive if that is the case. It's possible my DNA is too far removed from Himitsu's to get a match or she's not related to him.

[Calling of the Blood was not magically summoned. As Usagi mentioned Lio has his comms open and he has some prearranged signal's for summoning minions. A simple snap for Blood, snapping twice for Akuma, various code words for others. I know Blood and Lio both use Darkred, but the indent is to show the difference in voice.]