Mercurian Kitsune Ranma

[Dragon Man]

Wouldn't a flying spaghetti monster get wasted by the Senshi really quickly? Or at the very least almost get eaten by Usagi?

[Atlan]

Wouldn't a flying spaghetti monster get wasted by the Senshi really quickly? Or at the very least almost get eaten by Usagi?

Ahh no, young grasshopper. Listen to your mashters teachings. Assh the laws of magical girl phisics shay- Magical Girls victory chances = Number of magical girls minus number of limbs per monster.
If you dont believe me, pupil, remember the shhacred writings of hentai- the tenticle monister always winsh.

[crystlshake]

That of course would depend upon wheter the FSM became one with the cooking of Makoto or Kasumi to enhance its flavor to the divine level its inteligence reached. Otherwise it would still be Akane's cooking.... And that my friends is a demon of a different color. This would be a survival mechanisim that the FSM would benifit by keeping. Achieving flavor Nirvanah would endanger it to the local wildlife. Namely the Tsukino Usagi and the equally dreaded Saotome Ranma.

[Dragon Man]

Wouldn't a flying spaghetti monster get wasted by the Senshi really quickly? Or at the very least almost get eaten by Usagi?

Ahh no, young grasshopper. Listen to your mashters teachings. Assh the laws of magical girl phisics shay- Magical Girls victory chances = Number of magical girls minus number of limbs per monster.
If you dont believe me, pupil, remember the shhacred writings of hentai- the tenticle monister always winsh.

Unless the tentacle monster goes for the small magical girl who happens to have a very overportective ice kitsune as a parent. Frozen Spaghetti anyone?

[migele]

I guess there are things even demons won't eat.
hmm fight Akane's cooking VS. Youma of the week

[Dragon Man]

I guess there are things even demons won't eat.
hmm fight Akane's cooking VS. Youma of the week

True, if Canon Ranma can't handle Akane's cooking except for her Curry then I doubt a Youma could.

[Akuma-sama]

Wheee!
Sorry for starting a discussion on the whether or not Akane's cooking is capable of achieving divinity... let's get back to the kitsune, shall we? Any new fanart goodness?

[Greybara]

what about my question? ;-;

[Nukem]

I dont see why ranma would see himself as inhuman

a) there's some left over behavior form the kitsune that drowned there
b) remember the panda? ranma is not only male anymore but also doesnt change back
simple logic on ranmas side, wrong but sounds good (from ranmas point of view)

and im even more lost at how ranma ended up in some strange girls room.

That one was the first scene that existed for the fic.
There we were totally bored in IRC (Migele, DCG, Light02, Ataru and me).
Actually, Migelle played with a plot generator and posted his results for some discussion with DCG. As it often happens there, the plot somehow ran away with us nutcases. DCG and me practically hijacked the idea.
Session Start: Mon Feb 13, 2006
<migele> Generator Results:
<migele> Ranma is a Fake-Senshi.
<migele> Ranma became a senshi because he was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
<migele> Ranma's opinion on being a Senshi is "Well, since I am a girl anyways."
<migele> Ranma joins the Senshi when Neherenia and the Amazonian Quartet attacks, and after the failed wedding.
<migele> The Nerima Wrecking Crew is aware of his extracurriculear activities.
<migele> Ranma decided to stay a senshi because he does not think those cheerleaders have what it takes to save the world and they need someone that does.
<migele> Ranma fell in the cursed spring of drowned hybrid girl. (Animalgirl, catgirl, etc)
<migele> Optional Generator Results:
<migele> Ranma falls in love with Chib-Usa.
<migele> Old Engagments are still on.
<migele> This story also crossover with Tsukiyomi: Moon Phase.
<migele> even worse, both ... If he takes the little girl in too that would be a family from the nightmares.
<migele> one sometimes mother sometimes father
<migele> a happily killing mother
<Light02> ...
<DCG> heh
<migele> one abused daughter, one armless, legless daughter, one daughter that can blow the world
<DCG> Ranma the catgirl senshi ad her daughter the vampire?
<migele> I thought of making her a kitsune
<DCG> works
<DCG> biger ears, more tails
<migele> think I should start one of those? instead of the other ideas?
<Nukem|reading> 9 tails?
<DCG> Rei would shit a brick of she saw a Kitsune tho
<migele> I think I'll gop woth the arctic type
<DCG> *of=if
<migele> true, but Hotaru would love her, so many cuddlöy tails
<DCG> Yep
<migele> so which one should I start? if this goes on I'll manage to list the other ideas too
<DCG> So ranma the 9 tailed arctic Kitsune whos interested in Dark lady and has a vampire for a daughter?
...
* Prince_Herb imagines DCG turning Elfin Lied into a lesbian orgy...
<Prince_Herb> Very head explodey
...
<Ataru> so... ranma is a normal fox instead of a mythical one?
<DCG> well if you got ranma playing a wanabe senshi she is going to need some power set.
<Nukem|reading> ranma will have hotaru permanently glomped to her, isn't the mini death star powerfull enough?
<Light02> as Buds put it Death Star in a Mini skirt
<DCG> Cold water attacks from hotaru so she gets cute tails to hug?
<Nukem|reading> maybe ami couldhelpout with the cold water, such a phenomenon must be studyed
<Nukem|reading> mercurian ice kitsune maybe?
<Light02> lol
<DCG> Ranma's a reborn mercurian fox girl?
<Nukem|reading> jupp
<Nukem|reading> now that wouldtake the cake
<DCG> be the mercurian verson of serenits alpha guard
<DCG> heh, poor ami
<Light02> lol
<DCG> wakes up to find a busty fox girl in her bed..
<Nukem|reading> trapped between all the tails
<DCG> Stuck between panic thinking its a youma and passing out from perverted thoughts.
<Nukem|reading> and then the "youma" starts to purr
<Nukem|reading> and cuddles closer
<Ozzallos> o_O
...
here Ozzallos came back and we switched back to "heir to the empire"

[migele]

actually I'm working on the original plot from the Senshi generator as well.
So there are two Kitsune stories in making.

[Nukem]

nice to hear migele
since i'm much too lazy

[Dark Magic]

Since Ranma is a kitsune in this story you could make him pull pranks on all of the other scouts. That would be funny to read.

[Dragon Man]

Since Ranma is a kitsune in this story you could make him pull pranks on all of the other scouts. That would be funny to read.

Like appearing behind Setsuna to scare the heck out of her? Influencing the Sacred Fire so Rei sees something embarassing? Train Mokoto in secret so she can kick Haruka's butt? Or are we talking standard kitsune tricks, like disguising herself as various senshi to make them think one member of the group is doing the pranks?
What's going to happen when Ranma sees the Moon Cats? I'm pretty sure I asked this in the old forums, but I'm not 100% sure and I don't remember the answer.

[Dark Magic]

Like appearing behind Setsuna to scare the heck out of her? Influencing the Sacred Fire so Rei sees something embarassing? Train Mokoto in secret so she can kick Haruka's butt? Or are we talking standard kitsune tricks, like disguising herself as various senshi to make them think one member of the group is doing the pranks?

That would be hilarious to see all the scouts fighting with each other over who is doing the pranks. I can already see Ranma giggling at them in the corner with baby Hotaru cuddled up to her.

[Greybara]

thanks but that didnt really answer either of my questions -_- ill guess i must wait for the fic to find out