We Want Your Songs (resurected)

[J. St.C. Patrick]

YAY!!!!!
(you do of course realize the more chocolate I eat, the more chibis there are right?)

Will they write songs?

[Neko-]

Wonder if I should post this one... It kinda crept up on me. Demanded to be written... Oh well, what's the worst that can happen? I get smitten again... I apologize up front for pushing Stacy as Forum Goddess in the role of 'semi-bad girl' here
And for any discrepancies I apologize. Like I said earlier in this thread... Rhyming in a language other then your own isn't easy.

Artist: Stargazers
Title: There Ain't Nobody Here But Us Spammers (original title: There Ain't Nobody Here But Us Chickens)
One night Goddess Stacy was takin' the air
Locked up the forum with the greatest of care
Down in the Spamville something stirred
When she shouted, 'Who's there?'
This is what she heard
There ain't nobody here but us spammers
There ain't nobody here at all
You're stompin' around and shakin' the ground
Kicking up an awful dust
We spammers tryin' to spam and you bust in
And hobble hobble hobble hobble with your chin
Oh, there ain't nobody here but us spammers
There ain't nobody here at all
So calm yourself and stop that fuss
There ain't nobody here but us
Kindly point the blame the other way
Don't hobble hobble hobble hobble, let us play
Tomorrow is a busy day
We got things to do, we got things to say
We got things to read and topics to catch
It takes a lot of thinkin', gettin' spam to hatch
There ain't nobody here but us spammers
There ain't nobody here at all
You're stompin' around and shakin' the ground
Kicking up an awful dust
Kindly point the blame the other way
Don't hobble hobble hobble hobble, let us play
There ain't nobody here but us spammers
There ain't nobody here at all
You're stompin' around and shakin' the ground
Kicking up an awful dust
Kindly point the blame the other way
Don't hobble hobble hobble hobble, let us play
I say Goddess, watch the grammars,
Easy stammers, there ain't nobody here but us spammers!

*takes cover*

[Sailor Sedai (Ellf)]

Title: Acey-chan no Baka
Formerly "The Baka Song"
Himitsu:
You're really- You're totally-
By all means you're stupid, stupid stupid
Bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
I'm not going to marry you no matter what
Eei! Stupid, stupid stupid
Bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
October 10 is Spamville founders day
I don't care what you think of me
Go ahead and die!
Read it from the top bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakab
Read it from the bottom bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakab
You're so annoying You're so cheeky
What the heck! Shameless Stupid, stupid stupid
Bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba

October 3 is Brotherhood apreciation
I don't care what you think of me
I refuse to marry you!
Read it from the right bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakab
Read it from the left bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakab

I won't allow myself to be roped into another wedding, but
October 10 is Spammers day August 8 is my dedication
I could care less what you think of me so I'll make it clear
You silly silly blonde!
Read it horizontally bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakab
Read it vertically bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakab
-My apologies Acey, this just fit. It seemed like something Himitsu would say to you.

[Sailor Sedai (Ellf)]

Cursed, formerly Unwell by Matchbox 20
All day
Fighting with the panda
Making me have more fiancées than I can count
All night
Hearing Akane threaten
That if I bother P-chan
She'll send me to the moon
Hold on
I'm feeling like I'm heading for a
Big Fight.
I don't know why
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little bit cursed
I know, right now you can't tell
But give me some cold water and then you'll see
The other side of me
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little cursed
I know someday I'll get cured
And soon enough I'll be free to be
How I used to be
Me
Fighting's second nature
Dodging blows in the rain
I know
I know they've all been talking 'bout me
I can hear them whisper
And it makes me think there must be something wrong
With me
Out of all the hours thinking
Somehow
I need to be here
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little cursed
I know someday I'll get cured
And soon enough I'll be free to be
How I used to be
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little bit cursed
I know, right now you can't tell
But give me some cold water and then you'll see
The other side of me
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little cursed
I know someday I'll get cured
And soon enough I'll be free to be
How I used to be
I been fighting in my sleep
Pretty soon they'll come to get me
Yeah, they're challenging me again
I don't know why
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little bit cursed
I know, right now you can't tell
But give me some cold water and then you'll see
The other side of me
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little cursed
I know someday I'll get cured
And soon enough I'll be free to be
How I used to be
Hey, how I used to be
How I used to be, yeah
Well I'm just a little bit cursed
How I used to be
How I used to be

[Bliss]

2 Parts introspection 3 Parts light-hearted humor... I love it Ellfie ^^

[J. St.C. Patrick]

A pair of good songs Ellf.
Here's a repost of one from the former forum thread:
Soun Tendo's Song
To be sung to the tune of The Banana Boat Song (Day-O) by Harry Belafonte
Do-jo, Do-jo
Ranma come and the schools are joined!
He comes today, comes today, comes today, comes today to our do-jo
Ranma come and the schools are joined!
Celebrate all night and drink sake
Ranma come and the schools are joined
Gather the girls and tell them that
Ranma come and the schools are joined
Come Ranma Saotome, marry my Kasumi
Ranma come and the schools are joined!
Come Ranma Saotome, marry my Nabiki
Ranma come and the schools are joined!
Right foot, left foot, right hand punch!
Ranma come and the schools are joined!
Do-jo, Tendo Do-jo
Ranma come and the schools are joined!
He comes today, comes today, comes today, comes today to our do-jo!
Ranma come and the schools are joined!
The forceful punch of my Akane
Ranma come and the schools are joined!
Breaks the bricks just like bananas!
Ranma come and the schools are joined!
It's left foot, right foot, left hand punch!
Ranma come and the schools are joined!
Right foot left foot right foot kick!
Ranma come and the schools are joined!
Ten, Tendo dojo!
Ranma come and the schools are joined!
He comes today, comes today, comes today, comes today to our dojo!
Come Ranma Saotome, marry my Akane
Ranma come and the schools are joined!
Come Ranma Saotome carried by a panda?!!
Ranma come and the schools are joined!
Do-jo, Oh no!
Ranma's a girl the schools aren't joined!
Urk, the tears flow, the tears flow, the tears flo-o-o-w
Ranma come and the schools aren't joined!

[Bliss]

Bwahahahahhahhahahahhaha..... whooo that's rich....
*Somehow struck with mental image of Soun wit a Rasta hat and speakin in a really bad Jamaican accent*

[Dragon Man]

Bwahahahahhahhahahahhaha..... whooo that's rich....
*Somehow struck with mental image of Soun wit a Rasta hat and speakin in a really bad Jamaican accent*

Fits better with Principal Coconut banging on kettle drums instead of bongos. I do love the song though!

[J. St.C. Patrick]

All This Spam
Based on All This Time by Sting
I logged on to
Spamville today
I saw Acey's Place, and the odd Castle for sale
Where Spamvillians play
I saw Cyber_skaarj was tending bar
While outside the place
I saw a small angel dancing
With neko make a laugh escape Bliss' face
All this time, Neko- plotted
to marry off Himitsu
Two Spammers came round Spamville tonight
Black Mage, Mazoku, brotherhood for ever
To sever the fuku right
One to cast, one to rip
Which was how they came to blows
Boxing and dancing around each other in their priestly robes
It just goes to show
And all this time, Rei-chan plotted
To marry off Himitsu,
If he had his way he'd take a bomb from the locker
And he'd 'ex' his fiancees
He'd blow them all to sea.
Guess the Anime, for they are very obscure
Gender poll shall prove most here are men in spamville
As I read these threads I could see
Dragon man wondering,
"What good is a chaos frog and how could it be
Worth having?"
And all this time Sailor Sedai plotted
To marry off Himitsu
And all this time Himtsu protested
Himi, If Black Dragon exists
Then how come he never came back?
The teachers hiding, the students wrecked the place
They tore a hole in the wall and attacked in full force the
Teacher's lounge.
They screamed as they fell, they prayed for an end
But they got DES who made not a sound
And they were bandaged up till all that was seen
was an eye and the tip of their nose
And all this time, Bliss's clones plotted
To marry off Himitsu
If he had his way he'd take a bomb from the locker
And go crazy on the plotters
And get rid of them all
One by one
One by one
One by one by one
One by one
I logged on to
Spamville today
I saw Acey's place, SSE, and the odd castle for sale....

[Rei-chan]

Interesting one there Pat and fairly true as well. Liked the tapering off there at the end.

[Bliss]

I love the repitition and the tapering off... a nice touch.
Never heard the song, but I like your interpretation of it anyways ^~
and it's a fairly detailed account of what's been going on for the past couple of days....another brilliant one by the Bard himself ^^

[Sailor Sedai (Ellf)]

Just because I know how to get Himitsu to say "I do" doesn't mean I will! Anyways, nice touch Pat. For future reference, it's "Sedai" not "Sendai"

[J. St.C. Patrick]

Just because I know how to get Himitsu to say "I do" doesn't mean I will!

It doesn't mean he will either - he'd be evasive if you held up some softserve ice cream and asked if anyone wanted some

Anyways, nice touch Pat. For future reference, it's "Sedai" not "Sendai"

good catch. fixed it. thanks.

[Himitsu]

SOFTSERVE ICE CREAM!?!? WHERE!?! WHERE!?!
(Grabs Pat and starts shaking him violently.)
WHERE ARE YOU HIDING THE TASTY AND NOBLE DAIRY TREAT OF EXTREME AWESOMENESS!!? TALK OR THE CROWN GETS IT BUDDY! *KA-CLICK*
(Points a gun at Pat's Crown.)

[Sailor Sedai (Ellf)]

*Pulls a soft-serve machine out of his backpack*
Here Himitsu.