The Unbeatable Angel Part 1: NGE/Dokuro-chan fusion

[Innortal]

Not that.
In the Dokuro-chan series, the Angels were out to kill him because somehow in the future, he made a drug or something that gave girls immortality, but left them forever stuck in 12yo bodies.
I need something that immposible and stupid sounding for SHinji.

[migele]

He made 3tr impact happen and caused later everyone to return.
but people started switiching genders through their lives. that being.
baby - child - teen - tween - adult - relict.
or he caused permanent imortality after the age of 35

[Epsilon]

So you want to go with the route that Kami-sama is out to get Shinji? Geez... all you gotta do is make him depressed enough so that he'll take his own life. Forget angels like Dokuro-chan...
I still want to see hot sibling rivalry between Zakuro-chan and Dokuro-chan for being Mrs. Shinji Ikari. Pretty please?

[GenocideHeart]

So you want to go with the route that Kami-sama is out to get Shinji? Geez... all you gotta do is make him depressed enough so that he'll take his own life. Forget angels like Dokuro-chan...
I still want to see hot sibling rivalry between Zakuro-chan and Dokuro-chan for being Mrs. Shinji Ikari. Pretty please?

I second the request. It'd be amusing to say the least. And certainly a change from the 'Shinji's life sucks worse than a vacuum cleaner' cliche. Yeah, he'd still get killed a lot, but he'd also have two very cute angels arguing over who gets to sleep with him. And who knows, it might even end on a positive note for him.

[lwf58]

And just what would Rei be doing while this was happening? With two angels competing for his affection while continuously killing and resurrecting him, would she want in the game, being part "angel" herself? Or would the part of her that was his mother have something to say?
Come to think of it, what would Evangelion Unit 01 be doing while her son was being treated like that?