We Want Your Songs (resurected)

[Neko-]

The tomboys one is scary... Real scary

[Bliss]

*smirks* I must agree with you there Neko-chan. Especially the end.... it reminds me of that quote "Hunt the spiders to protect the butterflies, but sooner or later, you'll find that you've become a spider yourself"

[P.H. Wise]

The tomboys one is scary... Real scary

I had fun with that one.

[J. St.C. Patrick]

Nice one P.H.
In my capacity as Director of Forum Arts and Culture, I here-by present you with a golden flute.*
*it may or may not contain real gold and may or may not be a real flute - not legal for resale.

[stratagemini]

To the Tune of The Last Saskatchewan Pirate
The last Nerima Pirate
Or: Happosai's Theme
Well, I used to be a young man and I made a living fine
I stole a little food and drink along the china line
But times got rough, and though I lied, the panties were all there
The women came and beat me down and told me, "Fair is fair"
I looked for every pair of bras, the women all said no
"Pirate now?" they'd always laugh, "You're just a giggolo!" (Ha ha!)
The government, they'd pay for me a tidy little sum
But I've got too much skill to end up just another bum!
Then I thought, who gives a damn if all the bras are gone
I'm gonna be a pirate in the district Azabu-juuban! (Arr!)
And it's a heave (ho!) hi (ho!), coming with the rains.
Stealing bras and panties and causing daughters pains.
And it's a ho (hey!) hi (hey!), women bar yer doors,
When you see the Jolly Roger on Nerima's mighty shores.
Well, you'd think the sailor senshi would know that I'm a lord
But just the other day I found their unprotected horde
I snuck up right behind them and they were none the wiser
I grabbed their bras and took them all and stole them from the dryer
Bridge outside of Juuban spans a mighty river
Women cross in so much fear, their stomach's are a-quiver
'Cause they know that Old Happosai's hiding in the sea
I'll jump the bridge, and Cop a feel, and sail off with panties
And it's a heave (ho!) hi (ho!), coming with the rains.
Stealing bras and panties and causing daughters pains.
And it's a ho (hey!) hi (hey!), women bar yer doors,
When you see the Jolly Roger on Nerima's mighty shores.
Well, fighter Soun he chased me, he was always at my hoof
He'd follow on the sidewalk 'cause he couldn't hop a roof
But then genma was a-comin' and the Fighter lost his room
So now he's housing old me and we call him Salty Soun!
A swingin' cord, a panty thief, and pleasant company
I never pay my income tax and screw the GST (Screw it!)
Nerima down to Jusenkyo, the terror's there to see
If you wanna reach the panties, boy, you gotta get by me! (Arr!)
And it's a heave (ho!) hi (ho!), coming with the rains.
Stealing bras and spanties and causing daughters pains.
And it's a ho (hey!) hi (hey!), Women bar yer doors,
When you see the Jolly Roger on Nerima's mighty shores.
Well, the pirate life's appealing but you don't just find it here
I hear in north Byankala there's a band of buccaneers
They roam the old Jyusenkyo for girls to dunk away
And you're gonna lose your manhood if you have to pass their way
Well, winter is a-comin' and a chill is in the breeze
My pirate days are over once Nerima starts to freeze
I'll be back in springtime, but now I've got to go
I hear there's lots of bikinis down in New Mexico
And it's a heave (ho!) hi (ho!), coming with the rains.
Stealing bras and panties and causing daughters pains.
And it's a ho (hey!) hi (hey!), women bar yer doors,
When you see the Jolly Roger on Nerima's mighty shores.
When you see the Jolly Roger on Nerima's mighty shores.
When you see the Jolly Roger on Nerima's mighty shores.

[Neko-]

*Applauds*
Even if I don't know the song, it still looks impressive!

[J. St.C. Patrick]

Not bad Strat. Though you could have mentioned the song was by the Arrogant Worms.
Without muchfurther ado:
Tokyo's Rife
based on England Swings by Roger Miller
Tokyo's rife with magical girls
Changing their clothes in magical twirls
Azu-juuban and the Tokyo Tower
Short fuku on the girls with the power
Now Ranma huffs and Puffs and fin'lly says the word
Power up to take the fuku on - a trip she won't soon forget
Took a dip before he took the plunge:Let me tell you where he went:
To Jusenkyo , Oh
Tokyo's rife with magical girls
Changing their clothes in magical twirls
Azu-juuban and the Tokyo Tower
Short fuku on the girls with the power
Genma's old Pajamas and Tendo's long mustache
Thow him out the window still sparing on the grass
Trying to mock the way they fight fun but all in vain
Grappling with the Youma, girls in Fuku's - Ranma's bane
Tokyo's rife with magical girls
Changing their clothes in magical twirls
Azu-juuban and the Tokyo Tower
Short fuku on the girls with the power
The original - England Swings - as sung by Roger Miller can be found here on You Tube. Dig the dancers in the background.

[Bliss]

Aside from Grappling being mispell'd.... it's a good song... nice one Pat. *grins*

[J. St.C. Patrick]

Nice catch. Fixed it. Thanks.

[Bliss]

No probs~! *grins* The songs actually kind of catchy... *smirks* Too bad you don't got dancers like Roger Miller does... heh.

[J. St.C. Patrick]

I wouldn't be so quick to say that. After all, I've got the funky Angel dancers:

[Rei-chan]

*Resists the urge to sing "Shake your groove thing" while watching the angel dancers.*

[Bliss]

*grins* Ahhhhhh those are the best~! *smirks* Nice~! Hehehe, we got the cheering crowds, the guy on the guitar, whistling and singing, and we got dancers~! *grins*

[J. St.C. Patrick]

A song originally posted on the old site.
Akane
Based on Maria from West Side Story by Stephen Sondheim and Leonard Bernstein
Ranma...
It came from China that panda card
He's coming! Kasumi! Nabiki! Akane...
Soon it will be the day for which Soun so long prepared
Oh Ranma, Oh Ranma, Oh Ranma, Oh Ranma...
Akane!
He's just been knocked out by Akane!
He thought she might be nice
And now he's needing an ice
pack!
Akane!
He's just been knocked out by Akane!
Oh, look he's coming round!
By her sisters he is bound
to her!
Akane!
"She's a sweet girl with whom you are staying.
She's violent and... "
"What are you saying?!"
Akane! Akane! Akane! Akane!
Akane...
She's an uncute tomboy - Akane!
The most beautiful smile he ever saw
Akane!
A version of "Maria" can be found here on You Tube.

[J. St.C. Patrick]

The following was inspired by the title of Lightning's New Moon Princess No9 thread.
Moon Fuku Number Nine
Based on Love Potion No. 9 by Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller
It may sound crazy but you know it's true
How Ranma came to wear a Moon fuku
He raised a henshin stick and he said the magic line
And found herself enribboned in Moon Fuku Number Nine!
The moon cat told him he could save the world
but didn't say he have to do it girled
Ranma looked at the cat and made a warding sign
He said something sounding like "eek-erkin-erkin-ine"
He came to, the cat was gone and there was the stick
He said, "I'm gonna prove that it was all just a trick"
He felt like such a fool, that it was all for the birds
He held it high, he closed his eyes, he said the words
He didn't notice he'd become a girl
She started rising then she did a twirl
But when her clothes came off she made a warding sign
Then found herself enribboned in Moon Fuku Number Nine!
He held it high, he closed his eyes, he said the words
He didn't notice he'd become a girl
She started rising then she did a twirl
But when her clothes came off she made a warding sign
Then found herself enribboned in Moon Fuku Number Nine!
Moon Fuku Number Nine!
Moon Fuku Number Nine!
Moon Fuku Number Nine!
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A version of the song can be found here