Do I need a subject? You know what this topic's about.

[three headed dog]

Hi everyone who bothers to look at this. Everyone who doesn't is a baka. I can badmouth them all I want and it won't matter since they won't know so I'd like to say everyone who goes to this site and doesn't look at this post is fat, ugly, and stupid.
To those of you who did bother I should probably say something to. Thanks for taking the time to look at this post.
Some info on me:
I like the Ranma manga. Haven't seen the anime at all.
Know next to nothing about Sailormoon but like blackdogs doujinshi of sailormoon.
Live in the USA.
favorite manga is Umazaki
I'm male.
Favorite anime is Slayers
Only been reading fanfiction for around a month now.
Favorite game series is Dragon Quest.
Favorite Ranma charachter is Shampoo.

[Rei-chan]

Hello Cerby. Welcome to fukufics.

[Dumbledork]

Thanks for stopping by and we hope you'll enjoy your stay.

[Lord Aries Greymon]

Know next to nothing about Sailormoon but like blackdogs doujinshi of sailormoon.

Dude, I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair when I read that.
And You should know why, if it's the BlackDog I'm thinking it is.
"With that out of the way, Wellkome to Fukufics! The great and wonderfull world of Ranma stuck as a Sailor Senshi! (or at the very least, wearing the uniform)"
"I'd give you a link to the Rules, but someone-else will do it soon enough."
"I'd link you to the Guidelines of Spamville, but I don't know where Lady Bliss stores her work."
"The basics though: "
"Insulting other people is bad, often times resulting in Temp-bans, unless it's Spamville, where it's merely frowned on, most of the time."
"Legibility clearly is not an issue for you, but try and maintain your current level."
"Beware the one called Himitsu, he's tricky. Fortunately, he resides in Spamville, and when he does venture outside it's walls, he's actually better behaved than some God's I could mention."
"Beware any clothing offered to you by Lady Bliss, it will likely curse you with a physical transformation."
"Should Screwball offer a weapon, it will likely be booby-trapped. We're not certain why he does this."
"Beware of random WMD's (weapons of mass destruction) Nearly everyone has access to them in Spamville, and if you somehow don't, there are those that would lend you one that isn't booby-trapped."
"ABOVE ALL ELSE!"
"Have fun, and make merry!"

[Metroidvania]

Or you could have just copied them from another intro, Aries.
Welcome to fukufics, three-headed dog.
Out of curiousity, did you mean for the relationship to cerberus?

[Neko-]

*pets Cerberus*
Nice doggy, nice doggy... Anyways...

Hi everyone who bothers to look at this. Everyone who doesn't is a baka. I can badmouth them all I want and it won't matter since they won't know so I'd like to say everyone who goes to this site and doesn't look at this post is fat, ugly, and stupid.

YAY! I'm thin, beautiful and brilliant!!!! Oh, and I'm not an idiot too!!! LIFE IS GOOD!

To those of you who did bother I should probably say something to. Thanks for taking the time to look at this post.

Does that 'looking at'-thingy take time?

I like the Ranma manga. Haven't seen the anime at all.

BLASPHEMY!!!!! Go watch some now! You know you want to!

Know next to nothing about Sailormoon but like blackdogs doujinshi of sailormoon.

I know Sailor Moon... I don't know those doujinshi...
*ponders the possibilities of finding them*

Live in the USA.

I don't... Physical location being Europe... But on here I'm more prone to be found in Spamville... So that makes me a Spamvillan.

favorite manga is Umazaki

Dunno that one.

I'm male.

So am I... Don't trust your eyes on this forum!!!

Favorite anime is Slayers

Ah... The memories...

Only been reading fanfiction for around a month now.

Been at it longer then that, but somehow my reading-drive dipped about 6 months ago. Still keeping up with some stories tho.

Favorite game series is Dragon Quest.

I don't do game series...

Favorite Ranma charachter is Shampoo.

Heh... Any reason for that?
And since no-one bothered to give you the rules... Please be sure to read the Forum rules. It's important, even in Spamville~!
And then there is the Spamville rulebook... Which are more guidelines anyway. Thread into Spamville, and be warned of the following:

Que standard warning:
1. watch out for Mazoku and Succubi --- Himitsu in particular
2. Never accept a weapon from Screws
3. Never get between any two people when they're arguing especially don't get in between Neko-chan and Himitsu when their 'arguing'
4. Always carry weapons... big, powerful and lots of it
5. Sanity is optional. Leave it at the door.
6. Acey's place is probably one of the only safehouses in Spamville besides the It's Saturday Night
7. Watch out for random splashes of water... you're likely going to get cursed
8. Don't get blasted, if you do get blasted make sure you blast them back ^^... yeah it's a new rule
9. Bring weapons.
10. Be careful when treading in Spamville, it's a madhouse
11. Did I mention the weapons?
12. Paranoia is the best route to safety ^^
13. Be careful of deities, and robots
14. Be careful of Legozilla
15. N2 mines hurt, orbital lances hurt more.
16. Kill the Spore. ^~
17. Feed the Succubus (Okonomiyaki)<-- You owe me for this Valk
18. Enjoy the atmosphere, but don't get in between a fight between the Brotherhood and the succubi
19. School is a very dangerous place, well the students are...
20. Don't accept weapons from Screws, or anybody else for that matter, they have a tendency to how should I put this....malfunction and explode at inoppurtune times...except for Camk.... they blow up when you want them to.
21. Overkill is an unknown term. So is collateral damage.
22. Random Plug: Don't forget to stop by at the 'Guess the Movie Thread' located under 'Other'.
23. Be wary of convoluted familial relationships and devious daughters of Mazoku ( I'm looking at you Shades-chan)
24. Watch out, you might end up getting cursed and engaged...
25. Random Plug: If you've seen those Animated-Avvies, then you should talk to Cybses (Cyber_Skaarj), he does excellent work, and I'm sure if you ask nicely and he isn't too busy, he'd make one for you too *grins* and Cybses being the multi-talented person that he is can also make animated banners as well... go here for more information. *grins*
26. Most importantly have fun and enjoy yourself

[Rei-chan]

Ehh? What do you mean LAG? I thought I was rather well behaved.

[Lioconvoy]

Welcome. I would say more, but all the good stuff has been taken.
I offer you this relic of evil.
*hands three headed dog a cheese muffin*
Enjoy your time here and if you venture into spamville make sure you know where your sanity is at all times.

[Bliss]

Hmmmm I must confess when I first read your nick, I didn't see the connection to Cerby.. *shrugs* I kept thinking it was a ref to an old 60's band Three Dog Night... *grins* How silly ne?
And is Uzumaki the one about the spirals? The creepy mangaka that did the one about fishes sprouting legs and attacking the Terrestrial population? I like Nihei's stuff, so we'll get along just fine~~ =^_^=
*mutters* even if you're more of a puppy-person, and I'm well... I'm a (fox)catgirl so...

[Pale Wolf]

if you venture into spamville make sure you know where your sanity is at all times.

Now, now, don't ask the impossible of him.
THD, just give up on it as a bad job. You'll never keep track of it.

[camk4evr]

Welcome to fukufics, three headed dog! I hope you enjoy yourself here. Have fun

[Himitsu]

Hi everyone who bothers to look at this.

Hi, welcome to the forums, now give me stuff.

Everyone who doesn't is a baka. I can badmouth them all I want and it won't matter since they won't know so I'd like to say everyone who goes to this site and doesn't look at this post is fat, ugly, and stupid.

SO YOU ADMIT IT!! No one crosses the mighty and awesome Himitsu and gets away with it!! How dare you steal my empty box of goldfish!! I need that tinfoil for my barbeque powered cough drop machine!!! Henchkitty will pay for this treason!!

Beware the one called Himitsu, he's tricky.

You forgot awesome.

Fortunately, he resides in Spamville, and when he does venture outside it's walls, he's actually better behaved than some God's I could mention

LIES AND SLANDER!! I don't know nothing about buttering no bee haven!!

[Lord Aries Greymon]

Fortunately, he resides in Spamville, and when he does venture outside it's walls, he's actually better behaved than some God's I could mention

LIES AND SLANDER!! I don't know nothing about buttering no bee haven!!

Har har. I was talking about Mehrunes Dagon, or Cthulu, or Zeus.

[Darth Thanatos]

Welcome.

And I think you have been presented with enough reasons for not venturing into Spamville. Do so at your own peril.

I don't... Physical location being Europe... But on here I'm more prone to be found in Spamville... So that makes me a Spamvillan.

Well, in your case, that makes you Spam and a Villian.

Europe? I was afraid of that... We're on the same side of the pond... Damn it...

[Siden]

Welcome aboard.