Temple of Ranma's Sailor Senshi Seifuku

by **Atlan** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:50 am

Cats and Miss Saotome DON'T MIX!

Amendment:

Cats and Miss Saotome DON'T MIX!
-this includes use of the word 'pussy'
-this also extendes to Catgirl outfits

by **Sunshine Temple** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 1:33 pm

slowly but surely we're working this thing forward ;p

by **Solusar** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:47 pm

Use of Company aircraft to attempt to immitate brood combat air maneuvers is prohibited.
-Joining them in air practice is also not allowed.
-Violaton will result in disqualification from the D Program (refrence Rule 37).

Refrences to "killer rabbits" and "vorpal bunnies" in the presence of Assemblymen are considered to be in bad taste.
-Especially if they are armed with grenades.
-No matter how funny I find it.
-The brood may not appreciate the humor.

by **J. St.C. Patrick** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:53 am

The Company's Artillery branch is reminded that it is forbidden to take the M270 to use as a make out wagon.

Names of recently deceased AoM members are not to appear on the Commisary Menus.

I will refrain from making comments on Misako's fashion sense lest she be made my personal compulsary off duty fashion designer.

by **Raneko** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:22 am

Fava beans and Chianti are not to be served with err to prisoners.

Nor are the Hannibal Lector trilogy to be shown to prisoners.

by **Atlan** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:29 am

The following materials have been deamed unsuitable for exposure to the Brood on grounds that it might give them ideas:

Anything that involves Hannibal Lector
Scream
Scream 2
Underworld
Doom 3
Tenticle Doujinshi

by **Raneko** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:55 am

Remember if you really want to mess with your kids ask the brood to babysit.

by **crystlshake** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:02 am

Personel are reminded that the Brood is always 'dressed to kill', regardless of their state of dress.

Mocking fallen enemy factions with the phrase 'eat your heart out' is frowned upon.

While personel are encouraged to nurture Brood members lighter human emotions, some restraint is required. Painting the town red only sounds fun in theory. Remember kids. A drunk succubus is a dangerous thing.

While the term is 'technically' true, personel refering to the Brood as 'child predators' will find themselves serving in the galley on short order.

by **Sunshine Temple** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:54 am

cool. it's past 60 now.

by **Raneko** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:49 pm

"What do you do with a druken sailor." Is not a jody.
-Even if I have my own witty version involving the senshi.

by **Kenko** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:41 am

Paradimensional doppelgangers of Miss Saotome are to be avoided whenever possible. They are just too much trouble.

- Especially if they dress in Pattern Silver variants. Or carry a rabbit. We will NOT have a repeat of the rabbit-carrying-girl incident.

by **P.H. Wise** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 10:44 am

Agents are reminded that 'De Vermis Mysteries' is not a cookbook, and the summoning of pattern registering entities, even for culinary purposes, is strictly prohibited.
- See rule 16. "But Ukyou needs it for her latest Okonomiyaki recipe" is not an acceptable excuse.

by **Sunshine Temple** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 10:45 am

Kenko wrote:Paradimensional doppelgangers of Miss Saotome are to be avoided whenever possible. They are just too much trouble.

- Especially if they dress in Pattern Silver variants. Or carry a rabbit. We will NOT have a repeat of the rabbit-carrying-girl incident.

Oh my... very cool that you're a Return reader.

Heh, nice referance to Naoko and Star.

Though now that I think about it, there is some similarity in the uniforms of Paragon and DarkStar. Hmm...

well either way added to the list, with slight edits.

And I am looking forward to more writing from you ^_-

Ahh.. Wise. You posted just as I was writing this so I had to edit.
Heh... yes Ukyou's cooking has certianly gotten more exotic.

by **Krysis** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:33 am

- Refering to allowing prisoners to wash as letting them marinate is prohibited.

- Refering to prisoners as the 'other, other white meat,' is prohibited.

by **P.H. Wise** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 12:38 pm

You do not, under any circumstances, "make this look good."
- Even if you do bear a striking resemblance to Will Smith.

Pattern registering entities are not to be referred to as "reality deviants," and I am not authorized to institute a Technocratic POGROM against them.

Agents are discouraged from engaging in mythological debates with the pattern Silvers designated 'Pluto' and 'Saturn' in regards to any possible mixup of their respective areas of influence.
- Even if you do have a degree in the subject.

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