WIC Agents should not do the following.

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Postby Raneko » Mon Apr 16, 2007 3:00 pm

Yanking a Sucubus's tail will result in a lot crying and a maiming.
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Postby Siden » Mon Apr 16, 2007 3:10 pm

I'm really trying to think of some new ones, but not luck.
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Postby Sunshine Temple » Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:48 pm

That's okay, this list is pretty huge already.

Added the one
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Postby camk4evr » Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:24 am

lwf58 wrote:In that same vein:

Agents should be careful about using the phrase "hit like a girl" while in the presence of the Brood or Pattern Silvers. They might demonstrate.


Should add

-It upsets female agents too and they may not just hit you
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Postby J. St.C. Patrick » Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:27 am

I will not say "What evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows!" while pointing at Sailor DarkStar.

I will not sing "Me and my Shadow" around Akane.


I will not ask Nabiki to supply ice cubes for a Mount Erebus Antarctic Cocktail. or any other flaming or volcano inspired cocktail.
Or ice crystals for a baked alaska.


I will not ask Sailor Mercury to do a fan dance.


I will not ask Sailor Virgo if she really is one, nor will I ask her if she will have to change her name once she does "it"


Dark Starburst is not a form of evil candy.
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Postby Raneko » Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:44 am

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:Dark Starburst is not a form of evil candy.

But dark choclate tofu bars are.



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Postby Sunshine Temple » Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:55 am

Nice additions you guys.

Especially you Pat. Heh fandance. You know Merc and Nabiki could throw a pretty good party.
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Postby Raneko » Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:04 pm

Sunshine wrote:Nice additions you guys.

Especially you Pat. Heh fandance. You know Merc and Nabiki could throw a pretty good party.


Yeah when ami went evil she unleashed her inner party girl. and Nabiki well Sucubi are natural born party girls.
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Postby Shadell » Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:01 pm

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Postby Sunshine Temple » Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:57 pm

Raneko wrote:
Yeah when ami went evil she unleashed her inner party girl. and Nabiki well Sucubi are natural born party girls.


That's very true. Going evil gives you all sorts of fun upgrades.

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Postby J. St.C. Patrick » Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:08 pm

Raneko wrote:

Yeah when ami went evil she unleashed her inner party girl. and Nabiki well Sucubi are natural born party girls.


Speaking of which:

I will not ask Dark Mercury to supply the Ice Sculptures for the next company party. No matter how life-like they may be.
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Postby Sunshine Temple » Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:20 pm

Heh, nice addition there.

Yeah, Merc could throw a rather nice party.
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Postby Raneko » Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:44 pm

If your trying to to jump start your sex life there are easier and less drastic was then joining the D program.
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Postby J. St.C. Patrick » Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:02 pm

I am not allowed to rig a company van with loud speakers. Further I am not allowed to Play the "A-Team" theme song over said sound system. or "Love Machine". or "Devil with a Blue Dress". or I've got a luverly bunch of coconuts"
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Postby crystlshake » Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:58 pm

WIC personel are reminded that tact and word choice are important on and off the clock. While the pickup line 'Is that a monster in your pocket or are you happy to see me?' sounds 'smart' and 'smooth', its practical application, especially in regard to other WIC personel is likely to get you labeled 'dumb' and 'crispy'.

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