WIC Agents should not do the following.

[Spokavriel]

How about this variation to what Raneko said.

Alergies are not a valid excuse to disregaurd orders to engage or escourt Non Human entities.
-Not even if their dander triggers your alergy to cats or other mammals.

[Sunshine Temple]

yah that works.

[Raneko]

just because the Company has it's own in house Dry Cleaning Service doesn't mean you can abuse it. Do your own laundry.

Some NHs Can make a real Mess when they die.

[camk4evr]

You are not "on a mission from god"

[J. St.C. Patrick]

Some NHs Can make a real Mess when they die.

so can some humans.

I will not ask Commander Stillwater if he runs deep.

I will not use the Company's Black helicopters to create crop circles.
or buzz appartment dwellers.
or pick fruit.


I will not go to sporting events; local, nationally televised or sandlot and hold up signs like
"Cthulhu 3:16"

I will not take members of the brood to Hooters just to show up the waitresses.

[Sunshine Temple]

Thanks, up to 170.

Very nice one camk4evr. It's not often you get "Blues Brothers" and "Hellsing" in one referance.

Very cute, Pat. The hooters one really has me snickering.

[Tenebrae]

You are not "on a mission from god"

Possible corollaries to this one:
-Nor are you "on a mission from Satan"
-or Ranma
-or Serenity

If I can tell you that you can do something "when pigs fly" you may not ask one of the Brood to carry one next time they train. It won't count.
-Nor does taking one in a helicopter

[camk4evr]

Thanks, up to 170.

Very nice one camk4evr. It's not often you get "Blues Brothers" and "Hellsing" in one referance.

Really? Didn't know about Hellsing.

If I can tell you that you can do something "when pigs fly" you may not ask one of the Brood to carry one next time they train. It won't count.
-Nor does taking one in a helicopter

-nor planes, blimp, balloon, catapult...

[Raneko]

Just because your current assignment is the brood. Doesn't make you their designated Breast inspector.

[Spokavriel]

Just a reminder. The Brood are playfull not naive. Patronizing them in any way may be tolerated by them for a time but can result in your dismemberment.
-Never Underestimate Nabiki.

[Raneko]

Remember sucubae are like normal women there is a special time of the month where they would gladly want to rip your head off. But unlike normal Women Sucubae can rip your head off!

[Sunshine Temple]

cool. good additions. guys.

[Spokavriel]

As a Company employee I will not volunteer to assist in aquiring rare meats for the broods recipes.
No matter how much Ukyo begs.

[Sunshine Temple]

sweet. the list is still up/


added to the list, with some italics added ^_^

[Spokavriel]

Unfortunately after posting I remembered seeing something similar and there is a summoning rule #65 that includes the same Ukyo ingredient disclaimer.