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Postby CRBWildcat » Thu May 15, 2008 10:31 pm

Getting drunk earns them a demotion to Captain.
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Postby J. St.C. Patrick » Thu May 15, 2008 11:12 pm

CRBWildcat wrote:Getting drunk earns them a demotion to Captain.

It was a major error that earned them corporal punishment. I hear they were sent to Coventry, too, but no one was talking.
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Postby Daniel Jess Gibson » Fri May 16, 2008 1:29 am

J. St.C. Patrick wrote:It was a major error that earned them corporal punishment. I hear they were sent to Coventry, too, but no one was talking.

Coven-do, or Coven-do not, there is no Coven-try.

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Postby CRBWildcat » Fri May 16, 2008 8:01 am

Nah, that's too loose for me.
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Postby Daniel Jess Gibson » Fri May 16, 2008 10:19 am

CRBWildcat wrote:Nah, that's too loose for me.
Then Van Gogh away and don't Gropius in the Bauhaus.
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Postby CRBWildcat » Fri May 16, 2008 10:21 am

Lend me your ears: that's not my kind of art.
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Postby Daniel Jess Gibson » Fri May 16, 2008 3:20 pm

CRBWildcat wrote:Lend me your ears: that's not my kind of art.
If you prefer textures, like ears, then Bauhaus is for you. They deal with art a texture.

That one was a stretch. Like Mr. Fantastic thumb wrestling Elastigirl.
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Postby CRBWildcat » Fri May 16, 2008 4:22 pm

Stretching a pun requires one to be flexible.
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Postby J. St.C. Patrick » Sat May 17, 2008 12:58 am

Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:If you prefer textures, like ears, then Bauhaus is for you. They deal with art a texture.


Ooh, that's a little Gaudi. You get Corbusier with keeping. However in time you'll get it Wright yet.

That one was a stretch. Like Mr. Fantastic thumb wrestling Elastigirl.


Marvel-ous.

CRBWildcat wrote:Stretching a pun requires one to be flexible.


You gotta be plastic, man.
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Postby CRBWildcat » Sun May 18, 2008 9:03 pm

You gotta be plastic, man.


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Postby Scooter » Sun May 18, 2008 10:30 pm

CRBWildcat wrote:
Gladly.


As long as you're being Hefty about it.
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Postby CRBWildcat » Sun May 18, 2008 10:51 pm

Without talking trash?
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Postby J. St.C. Patrick » Mon May 19, 2008 2:32 am

CRBWildcat wrote:Without talking trash?


The Mods prefer you keep it Clean, Mr.
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Postby Daniel Jess Gibson » Mon May 19, 2008 6:48 am

CRBWildcat wrote:Without talking trash?


J. St.C. Patrick wrote:The Mods prefer you keep it Clean, Mr.

Just for your 411 I prefer 409.
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Postby Scooter » Mon May 19, 2008 7:21 am

CRBWildcat wrote:Without talking trash?


J. St.C. Patrick wrote:The Mods prefer you keep it Clean, Mr.


Daniel Jess Gibson wrote:Just for your 411 I prefer 409.


That's so Fantastic. I'm Glade that you've Pledged your loyalty to cleanliness.
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