REN Side Story - Kill the Cullens

[frice2000]

True she wouldn't make much effort in general in appearing different then she is when dealing with these people. But in general in this series the vampires apparently can look like whatever they want so I'm surprised they don't slightly age their bodies is all.

[Spokavriel]

Again why bother? All the people around them enough to notice know what they are anyway and any benefit from the facade would take years if not decades and really for co-workers who are dieing in months due to directed attacks that's allot of waste.

[frice2000]

Why bother? I don't think anyone would want to look 17-18 for the rest of their 'lives'. Also looking older or younger gets them access to places they couldn't go easily in their normal forms without drawing attention to themselves. Not to mention they are perfect spies and their enemies couldn't pick them out easily at all in a crowd if they decided to look different.

Wasted effort? Lawra/LawOhki (and canon to a lesser extent) has stated that it's not hard at all to take an alternative form. Pretty much the only downside is that they are apparently weaker when taking a form that is not the one they were turned in. The vampires in the Hellsing universe apparently do things mostly for the fun of it so I imagine it'd be quite interesting to have themselves experience the world in a wide variety of differing forms. I was thinking of the slight problems Ranma had with the sheriff in this story since she appeared to be in her teens and thought hell what if Ranma was messing around and pretended to be a prepubescent girl of like 9-12 just for the fun of dealing with the situation in that form. Everyone would underestimate her and she'd have a great deal of enjoyment tearing people apart while appearing completely non-threatening. If you're all about self-gratification, new experiences, and alleviating boredom age changes and changing your identity at will would be near the top of 'fun' activities for them I'd expect.

[Spokavriel]

the Bother and wasted effort comes from the subtlety of aging. Less than say 5 years appearance or the amount of change from major illness. It really is allot of small details to fuss with for little result. And if you were to try to keep looking what your Human Age would be then its a constant fussy process trying to make just the right little alterations.

Looking the age you want can be useful but looking "your age" is asking for an extra avoidable annoyance.

[LawOhki]

Ranma does not appear older because Ranma does not particularly care. Sure she gets annoyed sometimes when people underestimate her, but being worried about age is such a human concern. I do have some further chapters of REN drafted and on of the things Ranma mentions is how she feels like Alucard has a fascination with decay when neither Ranma or Ceres think old age is attractive. Ranma is a bit more petty in the case of the love interest is distressed to think how they are aging.

I think you misunderstood the 17 forever kind of thing. Yes Ranma will have that outlook for the rest of her existence, but with experience that'll be hard to spot.

Like Helena who has a childish outlook on things, but does so from the point of view of an adult. If Ranma had remained with Helena during the last couple main story chapters, I was going to have her start to use Ranma as a big doll. Not out of any malicious intent to turn Ranma into an object, but she's looking at it from a small child, and Ranma's a baby to her so she wants to play dress up.

[Tuisto]

I was going to have her start to use Ranma as a big doll. Not out of any malicious intent to turn Ranma into an object, but she's looking at it from a small child, and Ranma's a baby to her so she wants to play dress up.

The idea of having Helena dress Ranma up like a big dolly was just too precious! Imagine Ranma protesting slightly, then having Helena dominate Ranma's will with her own, then later Ranma coming out-of-it back at the Hellsing manor, still dressed like a big dolly... in front of Master and Integral, and the troops... oh the humiliation!

[Spokavriel]

Could you imagine if Helena had Ranma acting her respective age? After all Helena sees her as a baby. And from a Child's perspective... Think of the humiliation of Ranma needing a diaper change.

[LawOhki]

‘Well that was a-- weird experience.’ She spit several times to clear away the last traces of the taste. ‘Didn’t even know a vampire could throw up.’ Putting some distance between her and the comatose Laurent who had not reacted to the bite in the slightest, she put several bullets into his chest, causing him to catch on fire.

Glancing up to the threatening clouds when another flash of lightning hurt her eyes, Ranma wondered when the rain would start, and if it would be hard enough to stop the three fires. Cracking her neck, she turned to face the Cullens. There were the expected looks of revulsion that she had just sampled the local cuisine. None of them seemed particularly horrified at the deaths of three vampires, but they were worried about the ease with which she had done it.

Putting the pistol back in its holster, she brushed imaginary dirt from her hands, and addressed the group. “Well that was hardly worth the time I spent here.” She joked. “Yo Alice, I got a job offer for you. Come work for Hellsing, with that vision thing you have, you’d be able to stop bad guys before they even started, and you can have all the blood you want from local blood banks, even the occasional human if you wanted.”

“No, I wouldn’t want to help do what you do.” The tiny vampire answered her eyes glazing over like when she had a vision earlier.

“That’s too bad.” Ranma took a deep and unneeded breath. “That’s really too bad.”

“Get away from her!” Alice yelled.

Throwing her hand forward, Ranma’s fingers all altered into pitch black talons, and extended in a flash to plunge through Alice’s chest from close to five meters away. The small vampire was frozen in horror, the blades impaling her. Tensing up the muscles in her hand, the force traveled to the tips, and Alice exploded apart in a shower of dust and body parts. Ranma’s fingers slithered and snaked back to snap into their normal shape.

The reaction from the group was immediate and intense. Jasper was the first one to reach her and she rolled to the side in order to avoid his clumsy attempt to claw at her. Before she could make another move, she was engulfed by the rest of the group. They ripped and tore into her body and in a moment she had been dismembered. The Cullen’s weren’t done as they took the pieces of her to throw into the still burning fires.

It took her a moment to deal with the disorientation of being in multiple places at once, and actually losing her head. In Emmet’s arms, her torso jerked and convulsed, and from her chest a giant wolfs head shot out to snap at the muscular vampire. A canine body formed behind, growing large until the form was three times the size of Emmet. Pinning him to the ground, the wolf started to rip and tear into the vampire.

Severed arms and legs exploded into meter long spikes or morphed into tentacles covered with red eyes to wrap up the vampire holding them. Ranma’s head dissolved into a black liquid and melted through Carlisle’s hands. Her disembodied laugh echoed around the field as chaos erupted. The puddle that was her head jumped across the grass to join with the tentacle that Jasper was struggling with. Her upper body rose up from the tentacle and she grabbed him around the throat with her left hand before pulling back her right and reforming it into a spiked club.

“Monster!” He screamed while struggling in vain.

“I know.” She brought her right hand down to pulverize his head. Releasing his body as he fell, she reformed legs. Taking a moment to survey the carnage, Carlisle had went to help Emmet with the wolf she was partially controlling as it ran around just out of reach with one of the vampires legs in it’s mouth like a dog playing keep away.

Focusing on Rosalie next, the spiked limb that was sticking through her grew, and wrapped itself to nearly encompass her whole body. The black body covering then began to squeeze, crushing the girl’s body from the feet up. Rosalie screamed in pain, her body being quickly reduced to just the upper body. Looking on in glee at the horrific sight, Ranma commanded the severed piece of her body to cover Rosalie completely, and with one last sickening crunch the body was crushed.

Calmly walking over, the black mass turned into a liquid, and left the still living girl’s body to join back up with Ranma. Rosalie’s body was twisted and compressed until it was almost flat. Ranma cocked her head to one side, imagining that it was like a human shaped concrete that had been broken and turned to dust in several places. Pieces of it twitched and there were signs that it was already starting to heal.

[Spokavriel]

Well that covers if she would get a vision about the family's deaths. Nice start. Kinda interesting having her recover and fight back from being dismembered.

[Tuisto]

(channels Alucard)
WONDERFUL! Chaos! Carnage! Show the Sparklers new and exciting definitions of horror! Muwahahahah!
(channels Alucard)

[LawOhki]

“You’re a vampire, if you wanted that girl gone you should have done it yourself.” Ranma snorted before being tackled by Esme, the woman using Ranma’s own spikes to impale her. Hissing, Ranma reabsorbed the piece of her, allowing Esme free in the process.

“Why?!” The woman screamed, clumsily slammed her hands into Ranma’s chest with enough force to drive her into the grass. “Why did you do this?!” Having enough of getting her ribcage crushed underneath each blow, Ranma formed a second set of arms from her stomach that held the woman’s wrists in place above her.

“Don’t think I wanted to.” Ranma answered the distraught vampire calmly. “No matter how much I may enjoy the act, I don’t like to kill vampires for being vampires. But that’s what the humans want of me.”

“You work for humans?” Esme tried to pull away again.

“Slaves can’t help but obey their masters.” Reaching up with her normal arms, Ranma gripped the woman’s head between her hands. “I don’t get to live a life of luxury.” She squeezed slowly. “Your whole family disgusts me.” The woman cried out in pain as her skull was crushed. “Worst of all you think you’re better because you don’t feed from humans!” Esme’s skull caved in suddenly, covering Ranma with dust and some brain matter.

Pushing the remains aside, she pulled herself from the depression that had been created. “Three left.” She let her eyes fall on Edward, who was on the ground unable to move his legs because spikes had ripped through them, and stuck into the ground. “I’ll save you for last.” She sneered, remembering his attitude from the previous day.

Closing her eyes and grabbing at her head, Ranma could feel the strain at controlling so many pieces of herself, especially during the day, taking it’s toll. Changing into a duplicate giant wolf, she charged past the downed form of Emmet, and was on Carlisle who was distracted by the original wolf still gnawing on Emmet’s leg. As soon as she had the vampire pinned, the leg was dropped, and together they tore Carlisle apart.

Turning towards Emmet as one, she rejoined with the other wolf to form a two headed one. The muscular vampire lacking a leg made an attempt to taunt her and defend himself. But without any mobility, there was little he could do but be torn to shreds. Snapping at the air with both heads, she haltingly returned to human form.

Edward was cursing her existence and making other comments that she mostly ignored. Putting several bullets in Jasper and Esme because their bodies were contained in one spot, she started them burning. For the rest she would have to go get some gasoline and simply burn the entire area. “Guess I got carried away.” She noted tiredly. “Oh shut up.” She remarked and had his mouth and half his head covered by the piece of herself still holding him in place.

Walking to stand within a meter of him, she cradled her chin in her hand, debating on how to finish him. Pulling bag his gag, she had decided on a course of action. “Any last words?” Dozens of spikes sprouted and started to surround his body to simply touch the skin.

“Don’t you dare hurt Bella.” He pleaded, obviously having accepted his fate.

“Hmm, I don’t know about that. I’m really hungry.” Without giving him a chance to speak, she extended the spikes.

[Spokavriel]

That seems a good way to make a thoroughly unquiet soul. Threaten his love just before finishing him off. So um the Gasoline is just in case all the dust can somehow reform into a living vamp?

[LawOhki]

That seems a good way to make a thoroughly unquiet soul. Threaten his love just before finishing him off. So um the Gasoline is just in case all the dust can somehow reform into a living vamp?

Just to be absolutely sure that everything is taken care of since some of the bodies are rather spread out.

[Konsaki]

So um the Gasoline is just in case all the dust can somehow reform into a living vamp?

[LawOhki]

Posted along with two scenes not here.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5923548/1/E ... de_Stories